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Shower thoughts...

Dec 31, 2020#1

Tinwhistler

As I sit here folding underwear, I recall reading all these articles that say women find a man doing housework a turn-on.

And I realize, nobody has ever given me a blowjob for doing laundry.

Dec 31, 2020#2

Celt Z

Tinwhistler said:
As I sit here folding underwear, I recall reading all these articles that say women find a man doing housework a turn-on.

And I realize, nobody has ever given me a blowjob for doing laundry.

I don't recall getting sexual rewards for all the housework I do, so [world's tiniest violin].

Dec 31, 2020#3

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
I don't recall getting sexual rewards for all the housework I do, so [world's tiniest violin].

The reward I gave your post was at the behest of my wife.

--Patrick('s wife)

Dec 31, 2020#4

Terrik

I did some housework. I, too, expected accolades of some sort, but was instead greeted with "but that's what you're supposed to do". [Mournful Cello]

Dec 31, 2020#5

Tinwhistler

Celt Z said:
I don't recall getting sexual rewards for all the housework I do, so [world's tiniest violin].

Yeah, but you also don't have men's magazines saying "my wife doing housework is a turnon"

Dec 31, 2020#6

Celt Z

Tinwhistler said:
Yeah, but you also don't have men's magazines saying "my wife doing housework is a turnon"

They should!

Dec 31, 2020#7

ThatNickGuy

I had an ex once who got REALLY turned on when I mowed the lawn. It wasn't so much the chore itself that turned her on, but how I smelled afterwards. It drove her nuts.

Dec 31, 2020#8

Emrys

@GasBandit, are you reading this thread?

Dec 31, 2020#9

GasBandit

Well, I am now!

Dec 31, 2020#10

Emrys

GasBandit said:
Well, I am now!

Good, take notes.

Dec 31, 2020#11

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
I had an ex once who got REALLY turned on when I mowed the lawn. It wasn't so much the chore itself that turned her on, but how I smelled afterwards. It drove her nuts.

something something thanks grassy-ass..

EDIT: exp - thanks...grassy-ass...gracias

--Patrick

Dec 31, 2020#12

Cheesy1

Better than my usual, "Ew, don't touch me!"

Dec 31, 2020#13

Dirona

ThatNickGuy said:
I had an ex once who got REALLY turned on when I mowed the lawn. It wasn't so much the chore itself that turned her on, but how I smelled afterwards. It drove her nuts.

I am admitting nothing, of course, but I do that for some women that combination of fresh cut lawn, gasoline, and sweat is... pleasant.

Dec 31, 2020#14

HCGLNS

Dogs have an unconscious ability to determine North South directions, I sometimes wonder if extraordinary humans can do the same. Would they be wolfmen?

Dec 31, 2020#15

PatrThom

HCGLNS said:
Would they be wolfmen?

They would be bipolar.

--Patrick

Dec 31, 2020#16

MindDetective

Celt Z said:
I don't recall getting sexual rewards for all the housework I do, so [world's tiniest violin].

There you go. Good job on that housework!

Mar 14, 2022#17

Tinwhistler

Time to revive this thread:

Every woman deserves a man who treats her like a princess.

Every man deserves a woman who believes March 14 is an actual holiday.

Mar 14, 2022#18

Dirona

Tinwhistler said:
Time to revive this thread:

Every woman deserves a man who treats her like a princess.

Every man deserves a woman who believes March 14 is an actual holiday.

Woooo! Pie day!!

Mar 14, 2022#19

bhamv3

Tinwhistler said:
Time to revive this thread:

Every woman deserves a man who treats her like a princess.

Every man deserves a woman who believes March 14 is an actual holiday.

You may need to get a Japanese girlfriend then.

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