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[Hylian]

^ is all steam

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Is all smoke no substance

 

[North_Ranger]

Should know that even the firmest material objects are actually particles in constant motion. Therefore, nothing is actually there. It is only more likely to be there than not. (Thank you, officer Crews)

 

[Hylian]

^ is not here

 

[North_Ranger]

Isn't, either.

Hey guys, did you know that hylian... *whisper whisper whisper*

 

[Hylian]

^ dares to talk about me behind my back :humph:

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Is in between a rock and hard place

 

[North_Ranger]

Reminds me of a few Finnish sayings: "to stand between wood and bark", "swamp there, moist here".

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Is fairly reminiscent

 

[North_Ranger]

Prefers Latinate diction.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Would care to be the emperor of ice cream

 

[Hylian]

^ wants to be the king of Candyland

 

[Sparhawk]

^
wants to be the Empress of Espresso

 

[Hylian]

^ wants to be the *insert name* of *insert place*

 

[Sparhawk]

^
is getting close to the "no lifer" label

 

[Hylian]

^ still has a long way to go before he has no life

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Doesn't have to go far for that

 

[North_Ranger]

Has lost his user avatar to the dreaded red X in a little white box.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Is wrong can still see it hahahaha

 

[Hylian]

^ knows that I cant see his avatar either

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Should be able to see it now

 

[Chippy]

Desperately wants to people to associate him with Bogart's character in Casablanca .

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Is still a homicidal clown

 

[Chippy]

Is wrong. I am a man with a homicidal clown avatar. Can't tell the difference between the two. Possibly insane? I must investigate further.

/Rorshach

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

^ Lies often, and has an army of squirrels to do his bidding. BEWARE!

 

[North_Ranger]

Has made a huge mistake. The army of irradiated peasoup-mutated squirrel super mutants is mine.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Thinks squirrels are a viable military resource to be implemented

 

[North_Ranger]

Underestimates the power of irradiated peasoup. Don't tell that to Lieutenant Snifflepaws. You don't want to make him angry. Trying to calm down a muscle-bound, 600-pound mutant squirrel is a doozy.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
knows it's not the mutant squirrels that you should be worried about, it's the ninja squirrels

 

[North_Ranger]

Knows too much, and will be liquidated. If I could only find my ninja squirrels...

 

[Sparhawk]

^
should know that his ninja squirrels are here in the States, they keep raiding my nut hoard, and stealing the brazil nuts

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Has squirrels grabbing at his nuts.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
keeps his nuts locked in a chest

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Keeps his nuts close

 

[Sparhawk]

^
keeps his man-boobs closer