^ Was waiting in the wings excited to put the last thread to bed.
#2
Is not entirely wrong, as I've never closed one of these before. Or posted in one since I can remem -- OH SHIII
#3
Thread Necromancer
Is cute in her perversly innocent way
#4
Pojodan
^
is flirting with disaster
#5
North_Ranger
Makes lewd suggestions to disasters.
#6
Would (I think) know what I meant if I called him a pulunnussija in honor of "No Cussing Week," but hopefully would not take it personally and in fact would be flattered that I tried to find a good Finnish cuss word for him.
#7
North_Ranger
Just made me laugh so hard - but in a good way. And no, I didn't take it personally. But do you know what that actually meant?
Lemme know if you want to find out more Finnish cusses.
#8
Will be glad to hear I know exactly what that meant. :slywink:
#9
North_Ranger
Is one sick little monkey... cat lady :slywink:
#10
Bubble181
^made me curious
< is amazed this thread has more mod than non-mod posts so far :-P
#11
North_Ranger
Fears teh mods.
#12
Philosopher B.
^ Fears the reaper.
#13
Bubble181
^ Fears soap, ever since realizing he was showering with me every day
#14
North_Ranger
Makes sure Philosopher B. washes behind his ears.
#15
Bubble181
^ makes sure to use plenty of conditioner on that beard.
#16
InfiniteShadow
Knows what cleaning detergents work where.
W00t a new page bout bloody time.
#17
North_Ranger
Is happy about the smooth transition.
#18
InfiniteShadow
Knows some change is good while some change is bad
#19
Bubble181
^ knows turning bi is good change for a girl, while turning scatophilic is a bad change.
#20
InfiniteShadow
Still has a thing for predatory nocturnal animals
#21
North_Ranger
Has a thing for chain-smoking actors.
#22
Bubble181
^ has a thing for hot, wet Nordic action. Wait....
#23
North_Ranger
Knows that Finnish elements are very beneficial for such activities. In the summer it's too warm to go with clothes on, in the winter it's nice to snuggle up...
#24
Bubble181
^is inviting me over for vacation in Finland. :falldown:
#25
North_Ranger
May sleep on the couch.
#26
Bubble181
^is the second board member who replies in a non-dismissive way to me inviting myself over to their place. If this keeps up, I'll be taking a week off in the summer and doing a tour of the European board members :rcain:
#27
North_Ranger
Will tell me who the other person is.
#28
Wahad
^would be told that it would be me.
#29
Bubble181
^is correct.
#30
North_Ranger
Is hoping for a European B&B tour.
#31
Bubble181
^is correct, and welcome to join me :-D
#32
North_Ranger
Makes a tempting offer... which I must refuse. I hope to get my MA Thesis in by August...
#33
Bubble181
^is not thinking far enough. My vacation for july and august is already set, if I were to do something additionally, it'd have to be middle-september, I think.
#34
Pojodan
^
isn't blinking enough.
#35
Bubble181
^should train a camera on me. They speed up blinking like mad (fact. All newscasters suffer from it, for example.)
#36
InfiniteShadow
Thinks hes camera material. Should rethink
#37
North_Ranger
Is saving the world by not using dashes.
#38
Matt²
^
is saving the world by taking his pants off - one leg at a time
#39
Pojodan
^
saved the world already, now seeks to destroy it.
#40
Matt²
^
seeks to destroy the world - with KITTENS!!
#41
InfiniteShadow
Knows mint chocolate chip is the best damn ice cream in the world
#42
Thread Necromancer
^ has just made me wish I bought some ice cream while at the store.
#43
Matt²
^
goes on a supermarket rampage frenzy for noone buying him ice cream!
#44
InfiniteShadow
Wishes he should have remembered.
Curse this time delay posting
#45
Sparhawk
^
curses his ability to make timely posts
#46
InfiniteShadow
Knows its not my speciality
#47
North_Ranger
Is a specialist in disliking Germans, hiding his past and running away from memories caused by Swedes.
#48
InfiniteShadow
Knows something about what the Swedes did to me than I do.
Why can't I rememberrrr?
#49
North_Ranger
Probably has brain damage due to excessive drinking. Or just forgot where Ilsa was from...
#50
Pojodan
^
Prefers to think of brain damage from excess drinking as 'appreciating the simpler things'
#51
North_Ranger
Doesn't know that the worst binge I've been on consisted of two pints of Guinness, a shot of Jameson on the rocks, and two tall ones of Coca-Cola.
#52
InfiniteShadow
Knows drinking is good for me.
Pass me ze beer
#53
Thread Necromancer
^ Should not drink with the Thread Necromancer. But is welcome to the next time I end up in Europe.
-edit-
< got ninja'd by an untimely poster. WTF?
#54
North_Ranger
Implies that he is not from Europe. Is likely an American. Or Unitedstatesian, as some would say.
#55
InfiniteShadow
Should talk a tad less and give me my damn beers.
Okay free drinks for everybody
C'mon North_Ranger lets see who gets drunk quicker
#56
Thread Necromancer
^ does not count on the Thread Necromancer joining in on this bet
#57
InfiniteShadow
Should join in on the game. The more the merrier no?
I'll by the first two rounds
#58
Thread Necromancer
^ is already one bottle of wine behind.
#59
Sparhawk
^
drinks awful swill like it was going out style
#60
InfiniteShadow
Should know I prefer shots and beer instead of wine.
#61
Thread Necromancer
^ assumes I don't like shots and beer.
#62
Pojodan
^
likes being shot at with beer bongs
#63
InfiniteShadow
Made a disturbing cmment.
Come join our drinking game
#64
Sparhawk
^
creates games to justify his drinking
#65
Allen, who is Quiet
^Drinks to justify his gaming
#66
InfiniteShadow
Knows drinking games are the best
#67
Thread Necromancer
^ makes excuses to game and/or drink despite enjoying them for their own merit.
#68
Sparhawk
^
always tried to slip Jagermeister into all his drinking games
#69
InfiniteShadow
Thinks too negative. Have another drink ^_^
#70
Sparhawk
^
doesn't know that I don't drink any alcohol
#71
InfiniteShadow
Would care for a carbonated beverage then
#72
Sparhawk
^
hit the drink on the spot
#73
North_Ranger
Should try a shot of Jameson on the rocks, followed by a glass of Coca-Cola. The whisky warms you up nicely, and the cola keeps it from going to your head right away (or feeling nauseous if you don't drink regularly).
#74
Sparhawk
^
needs to know that I just don't like any of it, not from not trying, but actually don't like taste
#75
JCM
/\
Needs to stick to girly drinks like Bacardi Limon and Apple Pucker
#76
Sparhawk
^
tends to stick to the seats since his friends all drink little fruity drinks
#77
InfiniteShadow
Knows it sucks getting sick.
Damn it
#78
Hylian
^ is sick minded
#79
Sparhawk
^
is a smooth operator... in soviet russia
#80
Hylian
^ must be killed before he gives away any more details
#81
Sparhawk
^
is a worse spy than Dan Akroyd in Spies like Us
#82
Hylian
^ needs some sleep
#83
InfiniteShadow
Recommends a a simple diognosis
#84
North_Ranger
Made a typo.
#85
Hylian
^ must correct everyone's grammar and and spelling
#86
North_Ranger
Is taunting and tempting me.
#87
Hylian
^ iis eassilly tempteded
#88
North_Ranger
Now is just rubbing it in. And unless you are Alyson Hannigan in lace bikini, stop rubbing or I'll break your hand!
#89
Hylian
^ is very violent
#90
North_Ranger
Would be, too, if he was being rubbed by a masked, eerily grinning blue man with a bad haircut and wearing nothing but underwear...
#91
Hylian
^ thinks I have a bad haircut :waah:
#92
North_Ranger
Knows he has a haircut that makes him look like he got hair tips from Frankenstein's Bride.
#93
Sparhawk
^
has a haircut that makes people think about the Swedish Bikini Team
#94
InfiniteShadow
Should be careful on who he makes comments on
#95
North_Ranger
Speaks words of wisdom.
#96
Sparhawk
^
knows I didn't call him a Swede
#97
North_Ranger
Knows he is safe from Finnish retribution.
For now.
#98
InfiniteShadow
Made a veiled threat
#99
North_Ranger
Should know the importance of keeping people on their toes.
#100
InfiniteShadow
Should know sometimes that doesn't work
#101
North_Ranger
Prefers to be threatened directly, and living in constant fear of deep-frozen fish.
#102
Sparhawk
^
will accommodate direct threats when needed
#103
North_Ranger
Likes various small mammals.
#104
Sparhawk
^
just made me think of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's Bone
#105
InfiniteShadow
Mentioned something i don't know about
#106
Sparhawk
^
admits ignorance to one of the best black & white comics of all time
Should have named this thread "Say Something About the Previous Poster X: XX"
#108
Thread Necromancer
^ Doesn't realize who got the privilege of naming this thread
#109
Pojodan
^
hurts deep inside.
#110
North_Ranger
Hurts on the surface.
#111
Bubble181
^ can't hurt at all, as he's made of cotton candy.
#112
North_Ranger
Is all bulging, sinewy muscle under his feathers.
#113
Bubble181
^ has described my physique quite incorrectly, unfortunately.
< is skinny and flappy.
#114
InfiniteShadow
Should put on some more weight.
#115
Bubble181
^should shave his head, and start wearing an orange sarong
#116
North_Ranger
Wants Edrondol to mock InfiniteShadow at the Pearly Gates.
#117
Bubble181
^ is waiting for an elf to reforge his sword.
#118
North_Ranger
Is apparently aware how the Elf-Smiths Local 673's demands have really fucked the consumer.
Next time, I'm getting a dwarven axe.
#119
InfiniteShadow
Knows dwarves can sometimes make technical errors during the design phase
#120
North_Ranger
Is a lobbyist in service of the elves.
#121
InfiniteShadow
Knows elves serve as better craftsmen then dwarves.
Dwarves are good for mining the materials
#122
North_Ranger
Is promoting speciesist agenda.
#123
Hylian
^ is racist of dwarves
#124
Bubble181
^ is racist against non-dwarve,s with good reason because they can't hold their liquor as good as us.
#125
InfiniteShadow
Should be careful. I've bested some dwarves in drinking contest
#126
Bubble181
^ has obviously never seen a real dwarf.
#127
InfiniteShadow
Knows not all dwarves are the same.
#128
Hylian
^ his mother was a dwarf
#129
InfiniteShadow
Made an incorrect assumption
#130
Hylian
^ doesn't know he was adopted
#131
InfiniteShadow
Is still wrong. I come from a long line of half immortals
#132
North_Ranger
Lives in constant fear of secret government and/or corporate entities that wish to use his genetic make-up as a template for radical anti-aging treatments.
Eden Base, Eden Base, this is Cottonmouth. Target sighted. Prepare for pick-up.
#133
Hylian
^ is secretly hunting down InfiniteShadow down so he can sell him off to the highest bidder
#134
North_Ranger
Was fired from the organization because he didn't understand that casual dress was only allowed on Thursdays.
#135
Hylian
^ was the one who told me that Friday was wear your Birthday Suit day
#136
Pojodan
^
has rigged explosive charges set to blow all his clothes off at the stroke of midnight.
#137
North_Ranger
Knows disturbingly much about hylian's choice of clothing.
#138
Hylian
^ doesn't know the meaning of pants
#139
North_Ranger
Is a one-trick pony.
#140
Hylian
^ has a no-trick pony
#141
North_Ranger
Wants a pony.
#142
Hylian
^ would eat a pony
#143
Pojodan
^
is secretly a pony
#144
Hylian
^ knows that it scares me when a Furry thinks I am a pony
#145
Scarlet Varlet
^^ is not so secretly a big furry cat.
^ Will be cat food.
#146
North_Ranger
Will bring the mayo.
#147
Scarlet Varlet
^ has me confused...
County Mayo, Ireland?
Mayo Clinic?
Cinco de Mayo?
#148
North_Ranger
*sighs* What a Retardicon...
Okay... Bring the buns.
#149
Hylian
^ will bring the chips
#150
Scarlet Varlet
^ Will be between Pojodan's buns. :moon:
#151
North_Ranger
Thinks hylian is a wiener.
#152
Sparhawk
^
thinks Hylian is a whiner
#153
North_Ranger
Thinks "wiener dog" is racist, and prefers the PC term "sausage canine".
#154
Sparhawk
^
knows that I believe in animal rights, they have the right be be tasty on my bbq grill
#155
North_Ranger
Is an activist to my liking.
Can I get another double burger, please?
#156
Hylian
^ wont give me any burgers :waah:
#157
Sparhawk
^
only gets offered the burnt wieners instead of hamburgers
#158
North_Ranger
At least isn't offering salad and cottage cheese.
#159
Sparhawk
^
knows that salad is eaten by things that I eat
#160
North_Ranger
Likes rabbit fricasé.
#161
Sparhawk
^
likes Mämmi
#162
Hylian
^ tastes like chicken
#163
North_Ranger
has eaten Sparhawk. Ewww...
#164
Pojodan
^
isn't bothered by my furry tendancies.
#165
Scarlet Varlet
^ Isn't so bad as a Furry, but the shedding, fleas and clawing the furniture have to stop.
#166
Pojodan
^
knows there's solutions to those problems but prefers to suffer.
#167
Hylian
^ Needs to be Naired and Declawed
#168
Bubble181
^ needs to be given a shot for that hammer thing.
#169
Sparhawk
^
has two tufts on his head that some people think are ears
#170
Bubble181
^ is...interesting.
#171
Sparhawk
^
knows that I try to be interesting, but not obnoxious, of course that is a fine line to walk, and some people just don't understand that it is a hard line to walk without crossing over... oh, that was the line back there... nevermind.
#172
Philosopher B.
^ Actually hasn't seen the line in years.
#173
Bubble181
^ actually hasn't seen his penis in years.
#174
Sparhawk
^
knows too much about Philosopher B.
#175
Bubble181
^ hasn't seen my penis for years. :aaahhh:
#176
Sparhawk
^
knows that if I ever see your penis would be two times too many
#177
Bubble181
^ will now forever have to wonder, every time he sees a penis in some porn movie, if doesn't happen to be mine.
#178
Sparhawk
^
is wrong, so very very wrong
#179
Bubble181
^implies he knows exactly what my penis looks like, that he never watches porn, or that he wouldn't care if it was my penis he saw in porn. All of these are bad.
#180
Sparhawk
^
would be hitting the proverbial nail on the head with the doesn't watch porn statement
#181
Bubble181
^ doesn't need porn. Is either asexual, prepubescent, in a good relationship with lots of sex, having sex with random people, or not male. :-P
(I'm kidding, I'm kidding) No I'm not
Really, I am
#182
Dunny
Isn't sure if he himself is kidding or not.
#183
Bubble181
^ knows that there is no certainty, there is only doubt.
#184
Sparhawk
^
can't get a clue, apparently
#185
Dunny
Knows that clues are like Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all!
#186
Bubble181
^Doesn't give a clue unless asked very politely.
#187
North_Ranger
Is clueless like a female member of the English aristocracy in a Sherlock Holmes story.
#188
ThatGrinningIdiot!
^ Is Watson to my Sherlock Holmes.
#189
Sparhawk
^
gives himself too much credit, is really more like Rattigan
#190
Philosopher B.
^ Is Toby the dog.
#191
Sparhawk
^
is really Rizzo the Rat, he just uses the picture to get more acclaim
#192
North_Ranger
Is actually a caffeine-addicted worm creature.
#193
Shawn
^
Is not welcome here.
#194
Pojodan
^
Feels strongly about certain things
#195
North_Ranger
Has probably heard enough fur jokes to last him a lifetime twice over.
#196
edzepp
probably contributed to the problem.
#197
North_Ranger
Is not part of the solution.
#198
Shawn
^
Bathes in the sweat and tears of orphans.
#199
North_Ranger
Has a chip on his shoulder, it seems.
#200
Shawn
^
Doesn't know that would actually be peanut butter.
#201
North_Ranger
Hopefully will not tell us how on earth he got peanut butter on his shoulder.
#202
Shawn
^
Won't be told "I missed the designated spreading area"
Hides Oscar Wild's "Wit for Dramatically Challenged Dwarfs" in his beard.
#207
Bubble181
^ is highly dangerous to bearded dwarves.
#208
Hylian
^ isnt dangerous at all
#209
Bubble181
^ has never been at the receiving end of one of my razor-sharp jokes that instill fear in the hearts of men. Neither has anyone else.
#210
Philosopher B.
^ Is actually brilliant and hides it so people won't be jealous.
v Is jealous.
#211
Hylian
^ is jealous
< is never jealous :humph:
#212
Philosopher B.
^ Is as jealous as Jealous McJealouston of the noble line of McJealoustons after having come second place in the national Jealously Jealous Jealousy Contest.
v Is ten times as jealous as that.
#213
Bubble181
^ is mocking me and my clinical depression, reminding me that striving for other people's luck is ill-fated, and that I just accept the fact that I'm not as sexy and successful as he is. :waah:
#214
Hylian
^ knows that he is not sexier than anyone
#215
Philosopher B.
^ Has been arrested on occasion for his extreme sexiness.
#216
Bubble181
^ is too sexy for his shirt
#217
Philosopher B.
^ Stole my best shirt and needs to give it back.
#218
Bubble181
^is so sexy it hurts.
*holds on to shirt so he can smell that manly musk*
#219
Philosopher B.
^ Is crazy.
< *Whacks Bubble, grabs the shirt*
#220
Bubble181
^popped me
< is hurtin' realbad now :waah:
#221
Philosopher B.
^ Is exaggerating.
< Only really gave him a gentle shove.
#222
Bubble181
^ underestimates his own prowess when it comes to popping bubbles
^ is responsible for the dot com bubble, the real estate bubble, the banking bubble, the car industry bubble, and now me.
^ should really be more careful.
#223
Philosopher B.
^ Has awaken me and made me see the error of my ways.
#224
Bubble181
^ is enlightened.
#225
Philosopher B.
^ Helped me get there. Can help ghost-write my upcoming book on how I became enlightened and found a better way of life.
#226
Bubble181
^ will be raking in millions as founder of a new cult that will attract hundreds of mad fangirls who want to sleep with the prophet. Should share with his spiritual guide.
#227
Philosopher B.
^ Can have all the girls without freckles.
#228
Hylian
^ Shall die in the third year of his reign. The night shall be cold and a new star shall be born in the skies as a celebration of his death.
#229
Bubble181
^^has made me a great offer...But dammit, I like freckles too. Ahh, the conundrum!
^ thinks it'll rain all day and night with PB as ruler.
#230
Philosopher B.
^ Has a thing for freckles. Can stop worrying, as if I come across twins with freckles, I'll give him half.
#231
Bubble181
^is an odd, odd person. Twins! With freckles! How could you give up either?!
#232
Philosopher B.
^ Would do crazy things to get with freckled twins. Possibly even more than he'd do for a Klondike bar.
#233
Bubble181
^is quite right. Actually, right now I'd do pretty crazy things to be with a single freckled girl. I even know which girl, but alas, no luck.
#234
Philosopher B.
^ Is a sad lonely owl up in his roost, cooing a lonely tune.
#235
Bubble181
^ hoot...hohooot. Hoo. *sniff*
#236
Philosopher B.
^ Has my sympathy. And my kleenex, on loan.
#237
Bubble181
^ loans out kleenex. I wonder what he does with them afterwards
#238
Philosopher B.
^ Doesn't realize that I search through them looking for lost art and Shakespearean sonnets.
#239
Bubble181
^should be careful what he wishes for, lest he finds a Shakespearean love sonnet in his honour in mine.
#240
North_Ranger
Threatens people with verse.
#241
Philosopher B.
^ Is well versed in matters of verse.
#242
Bubble181
^should realise he's in the wrong part of the multiverse
#243
Hylian
^ should realize that he doesn't belong in this universe
#244
Bubble181
^should say something witty and easily taken out of context.
#245
Hylian
^ should be reading through the GG archives rather than posting here
#246
Bubble181
^ is half right. I should be sleeping. Work in less than 6 hours, 12 hours of it, and afterwards, an opera to sit through. I really love opera, but 4 hours of sleep and 12h of work aren't the best preparation for them :-P
#247
North_Ranger
Likes people screaming in Italian. Or fat chicks with horned helmets who also scream in Italian.
#248
Sparhawk
^
likes the music, just wishes there were more blood during the singing
#249
Pojodan
^
drinks blood daily.
#250
Hylian
^ bloods daily drinks
#251
Dunny
Probably had a hand in my lamp exploding this morning.
(Honestly. Woke up, switched it on, and BOOM!!! If it wasn't for the UV filter on the thing, my face would have been ripped apart. And actually, I blame the Communists. Dirty pinko bastards...)
#252
North_Ranger
Blamed the cancellation of Firefly on communists.
#253
Scarlet Varlet
^ Blamed Firefly for the cancellation of Communism.
#254
North_Ranger
Just made the rare double-insult, both against me as a Finn and me as a nerd.
Will not live to see the light of day..
#255
Dunny
Is a fellow Commie-hater.
#256
Hylian
^ is a commie lover
#257
Pojodan
^
is a lovely commie
#258
North_Ranger
Loves the reds... if they are foxes.
#259
Sparhawk
^
loves the red-heads, as long as the carpet matches the drapes
#260
North_Ranger
Speaks the truth. Except in one case... if there is no carpet at all
#261
Dunny
Is a conundrum, as he both loves and hates the reds
#262
North_Ranger
Thinks about the reds in black-and-white terms.
#263
Sparhawk
^
might like some Rössypottu about now
Hope I spelled it right
#264
Hylian
^ has doubts about his spelling abilities
#265
North_Ranger
Would be wise if he was afraid of the Finnish language. Pelkää meitä, pelkää meitä, senkin alushousuihin pukeutunut tietokonefriikki! Pelkää omituista kirjoitusasuamme ja pitkiä lauseita joissa emme käytä prepositioita laisinkaan!
#266
Hylian
^ is speaking Swedish?
#267
InfiniteShadow
Isn't adept at translating foreign language
Wie geht es Ihnen
#268
JCM
Ialah seorang gadis senang
#269
Bubble181
^should stop making us all take vacations to Brazil.
#270
InfiniteShadow
Should have his travel agent make better arrangments then
#271
North_Ranger
Last trip he took was to Brazzaville.
#272
InfiniteShadow
Knows too much about my travel intinerary. Doesn't know where I'm off to next though mua ha ha ha ha
#273
Chippy
Thinks a simple German phrase is hard to translate.
#274
North_Ranger
Has yet to realize that there's no Clapper in the cell.
#275
Scarlet Varlet
^ Has fallen and can't get up
#276
Philosopher B.
^ Is the one that did the knocking down, the playful rascal.
#277
Scarlet Varlet
^ Will never have too many Legos
#278
Sparhawk
^
won't leggo my Lego
#279
Hylian
^ wont leggo of my jello
#280
Sparhawk
^
keeps sitting in my jello saying "Look at the jiggle!"
#281
InfiniteShadow
Likes to jiggle in the jelloOoo
#282
edzepp
^Filled my pool with jello mix in the dead of winter. I know it's a logical impossibility considering I live in the tropics and I don't have a pool, but just humor me.
Uh, don't look now, InfiniteShadow, but JCM just called you an easy woman.
#283
North_Ranger
Is too shy to offer a direct translation.
#284
Sparhawk
^
is too bold in his advances toward women at times
#285
North_Ranger
Thinks I'm more of a Casanova than a wallflower. Is wrong.
#286
Sparhawk
^
knows how stories get passed around in saunas
#287
North_Ranger
Should know better. Sauna conversations are considered sub rosa.
#288
InfiniteShadow
Got my gender wrong oi i: :explode:
#289
Chippy
Is a giddy school girl.
#290
North_Ranger
Will be the reason why pencils will be declared illegal in schools.
#291
InfiniteShadow
Isn't a sarcastic clown with a fetish for knives and bats
#292
North_Ranger
is of the fairer sex. A fact that had escaped me thus far. And is now disturbing, because I saw her as Humphrey Bogart.
#293
InfiniteShadow
Still gets it wrong i'm a guy sighhhhhh i:
#294
Sparhawk
^
makes North Ranger just wonder, wonder, wonder
#295
North_Ranger
Is correct, correct, correct.
Heck, Shadow, what are you? Please don't say futagirl...
#296
Chippy
Doesn't know V is actually a college girl, doing research for her paper on forums.
#297
Sparhawk
^
still hasn't revealed exactly what planet he is from, I'm guessing Neptune (because I'm not doing the Uranus joke)
#298
North_Ranger
Will be glad when the name change takes place. Then there's no shame in Urrectum.
#299
Sparhawk
^
just wishes that all the Swedes could be sent to another planet so the Finns could start their world conquest
#300
North_Ranger
Makes laughable statements. Utterly ridiculous...
Huomio, huomio! Kaikki yksiköt, täällä agentti NR-83-HF! Operaatio Europe paljastunut! Lähettäkää likvidointiryhmä välittömästi! JA SILLOIN LIIKKUU, LIIKKUU, LIIKKUU!
#301
InfiniteShadow
Wishes there was a Starfleet Academy
#302
Sparhawk
^
knows I found him out, should understand I will help
#303
North_Ranger
Must prove his loyalty.
CHOOSE!
or
#304
Hylian
^ is crazy
#305
InfiniteShadow
Isn't anticipating the second coming [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQHm7oItkdA:1dvdtofi][/youtube:1dvdtofi]
#306
North_Ranger
Is dubious of the nature of the second coming.
#307
Hylian
^ is a silver blooded psycho bearded lunatic
#308
Sparhawk
^
fails to damage his cranium with multiple applications of wooden mallets
#309
InfiniteShadow
Knows something else must be effective for cracking that cranium.
#310
North_Ranger
Has deeply confused me.
#311
InfiniteShadow
Is deeply confused and one of the cool moderators here on the forum
#312
North_Ranger
Just made me smile.
#313
Sparhawk
^
has been keeping an eye on the drama-llama in the other thread
#314
Thread Necromancer
^ needs to put more water on the rocks. Steam man, give us more steam!!
-edit-
< got ninja'd...
#315
North_Ranger
Is no sissy in the sauna.
*throws two ladles of water on the rocks*
#316
makare
has a sauna fetish.
#317
Sparhawk
^
knows how to stoke an inviting sauna, too bad that it feels like that outside all summer here
#318
North_Ranger
Might be persuaded to try the total sauna experience, including dipping naked into a whole in the ice or rolling around in the snow before running back to the sauna. The tingling is exquisite.
#319
ThatGrinningIdiot!
^ NR's sauna is made from PEOPLE!
#320
Thread Necromancer
^ Is the purveyor of the Emperors new clothes.
#321
Pojodan
^
wears an emperor's skin for clothing.
#322
makare
is glad the emperor is actually naked
#323
InfiniteShadow
Has better fashion sense.
#324
Pojodan
^
has no pennies in his possession.
#325
ThatGrinningIdiot!
^ Name sounds like something edible.
#326
edzepp
is marinating Pojo in a pan.
#327
Pojodan
^
prefers their Pojo deep fried
#328
makare
it 2 parts pojo to 1 part dan
#329
ThatGrinningIdiot!
^ Name conjures images of sharp and painful objects.
#330
makare
should explain
#331
Sparhawk
^
makes a request sound threatening
#332
Pojodan
^
makes a shark sound cuddly.
#333
makare
may have just gotten turned on
may have
#334
Sparhawk
^
frightens children when speaking
#335
Shawn
^
Lives in denial.
It's very wet there. Lots of crocs too.
#336
Pojodan
^
only visited the Nile once.
#337
Sparhawk
^
prefers the Amazon with all the little fishies that bite
#338
Hylian
^ prefers the Amazon that ends in .com
#339
InfiniteShadow
Knows where to do his online shopping and not some jungle forest
#340
North_Ranger
Does his spur-of-the-moment shopping in a bay.
#341
Hylian
^ went to the wrong Amazon and got Malaria instead of the books he ordered
#342
InfiniteShadow
Only goes where its safe.
#343
Hylian
^ only goes inside his safe
#344
North_Ranger
Cuts off the oxygen supply.
#345
InfiniteShadow
Has a fortress that resembles Vault 12.
#346
Hylian
^ called the cops on me
#347
InfiniteShadow
Should check again. This isn't the person your lookng for.
#348
Hylian
^ ed me
#349
InfiniteShadow
Doesn't like to be ninja'd who does? *poof*
#350
Hylian
^ should know better than to wash his ninja suit with bleach
#351
InfiniteShadow
Knows that mustard stain isn't going to come out
#352
Hylian
^ loves to put mustard gas on his ham sandwich
#353
InfiniteShadow
Isn't going to purchase that lottery ticket.
#354
Sparhawk
^
is still trying to sell the same lottery ticket that expired 3 years ago
#355
Pojodan
^
expired just after his warrentee wore out.
#356
Hylian
^ never filled out his warranty information card
#357
Pojodan
^
smells like teen spirit
#358
Hylian
^ smells like death ( and rabbit farts )
#359
Pojodan
^
knows death... intimately
#360
Philosopher B.
^ Doesn't want to be introduced.
#361
Hylian
^ doesnt like being introduced to anybody he doesnt know
#362
Pojodan
^
knows nobody
#363
Hylian
^ keeps asking to be introduced to Nobody
#364
Philosopher B.
^ Goes way back with good ol' Nobody.
#365
Pojodan
Is Nobody's business.
#366
Sparhawk
^
is in everybody's business
#367
Thread Necromancer
^ Thinks there's no business like show business
#368
Sparhawk
^
it's like no business he knows
#369
Hylian
^ knows nothing about business
#370
Pojodan
^
drives a bus
#371
Hylian
^ lives in a bus down by the river
#372
Sparhawk
^
is down by the river, out in the streets
#373
Hylian
^ eats roadkilled fish from the river
#374
Sparhawk
^
has been breeding mutant walking fish that can be killed by cars on the road
#375
North_Ranger
Will be hired to destroy this rival mutant force. My irradiated-peasoup mutated giant squirrels must remain the state-of-the-art in creation of mutant minions.
#376
Philosopher B.
^ Has terrible food bills on account of having to feed so many mutant squirrel mouths.
#377
Sparhawk
^
is making a killing off of those bills, just on delivery fees alone
#378
Pojodan
^
kills Bills daily.
#379
Sparhawk
^
kills time daily, just to piss people off
#380
Hylian
^ kills people off daily just to piss time off
#381
Sparhawk
^
has revealed my secret, will be the next to die
#382
InfiniteShadow
doesnt like tiptsers
#383
Sparhawk
^
doesn't like tipping, cow tipping that is
#384
InfiniteShadow
Should eat more cow
#385
Philosopher B.
^ Once ate a vegetarian for insulting him.
#386
Hylian
^ only likes eating vegetarians for breakfast
#387
Philosopher B.
^ Is no doubt envious of my diet.
#388
Hylian
^ should know I only eat vegetarians if they are wrapped in bacon and deep fried
#389
Shazam
looks like Marcellus Wallace.
#390
InfiniteShadow
Eats beef
#391
Shazam
sits quietly at the bar sipping his vodka.
#392
Hylian
^ sits quietly sipping his beef smoothie
#393
Shazam
dances ballet in full-on pink tutu.
#394
Sparhawk
^
once ate a vegetarian, because the cow had been killed and served as a steak
#395
Shazam
Has been stealing my receipts.
#396
Hylian
^ has been stealing my pocket change
#397
Pojodan
^
likes change
#398
Sparhawk
^
likes small denomination, unmarked bills
#399
Hylian
^ likes credit cards (preferably other peoples credit card)
#400
makare
knows mo' money means mo' problems
#401
Shazam
Can command birds by flaring their nostrils.
#402
Hylian
^ can control nostrils by flaring his butt
#403
Shazam
Can control butts by flaring his own.
#404
Sparhawk
^
has a chapped butt cheek from the cold wind that is blowing
#405
North_Ranger
Has been "greeting" Shazam.
#406
Sparhawk
^
has been pretending to be in the sauna all day, while getting paid to look like he's working
#407
Pojodan
^
pretends the rest of us don't exsist.
#408
North_Ranger
Pretends that time is an illusion... so he can waste the whole day doing stupid things that don't matter.
#409
Sparhawk
^
pretends that the messages on here are from other people, not just the other people in his head
#410
Philosopher B.
^ Should know, cause' he hears voices like MC Schizophrenic.