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#1

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ Was waiting in the wings excited to put the last thread to bed.


#2





Is not entirely wrong, as I've never closed one of these before. Or posted in one since I can remem -- OH SHIII


#3

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Is cute in her perversly innocent way


#4



Pojodan

^
is flirting with disaster


#5

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Makes lewd suggestions to disasters.


#6





Would (I think) know what I meant if I called him a pulunnussija in honor of "No Cussing Week," but hopefully would not take it personally and in fact would be flattered that I tried to find a good Finnish cuss word for him.


#7

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Just made me laugh so hard - but in a good way. And no, I didn't take it personally. But do you know what that actually meant? :D

Lemme know if you want to find out more Finnish cusses.


#8





Will be glad to hear I know exactly what that meant. :slywink:


#9

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is one sick little monkey... cat lady :slywink:


#10

Bubble181

Bubble181

^made me curious

< is amazed this thread has more mod than non-mod posts so far :-P


#11

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Fears teh mods.


#12



Philosopher B.

^ Fears the reaper.


#13

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ Fears soap, ever since realizing he was showering with me every day :zoid:


#14

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Makes sure Philosopher B. washes behind his ears.


#15

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ makes sure to use plenty of conditioner on that beard.


#16

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows what cleaning detergents work where.

W00t a new page bout bloody time.


#17

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is happy about the smooth transition.


#18

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows some change is good while some change is bad


#19

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows turning bi is good change for a girl, while turning scatophilic is a bad change.


#20

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Still has a thing for predatory nocturnal animals


#21

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a thing for chain-smoking actors.


#22

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has a thing for hot, wet Nordic action. Wait.... :zoid:


#23

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows that Finnish elements are very beneficial for such activities. In the summer it's too warm to go with clothes on, in the winter it's nice to snuggle up...


#24

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is inviting me over for vacation in Finland. :falldown:


#25

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

May sleep on the couch.


#26

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is the second board member who replies in a non-dismissive way to me inviting myself over to their place. If this keeps up, I'll be taking a week off in the summer and doing a tour of the European board members :rcain:


#27

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will tell me who the other person is.


#28

Wahad

Wahad

^would be told that it would be me.


#29

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is correct.


#30

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is hoping for a European B&B tour.


#31

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is correct, and welcome to join me :-D


#32

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Makes a tempting offer... which I must refuse. I hope to get my MA Thesis in by August...


#33

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is not thinking far enough. My vacation for july and august is already set, if I were to do something additionally, it'd have to be middle-september, I think.


#34



Pojodan

^
isn't blinking enough.


#35

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should train a camera on me. They speed up blinking like mad (fact. All newscasters suffer from it, for example.)


#36

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Thinks hes camera material. Should rethink


#37

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is saving the world by not using dashes.


#38



Matt²

^
is saving the world by taking his pants off - one leg at a time


#39



Pojodan

^
saved the world already, now seeks to destroy it.


#40



Matt²

^
seeks to destroy the world - with KITTENS!!


#41

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows mint chocolate chip is the best damn ice cream in the world


#42

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ has just made me wish I bought some ice cream while at the store.


#43



Matt²

^
goes on a supermarket rampage frenzy for noone buying him ice cream!


#44

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Wishes he should have remembered.

Curse this time delay posting


#45

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
curses his ability to make timely posts


#46

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows its not my speciality


#47

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a specialist in disliking Germans, hiding his past and running away from memories caused by Swedes.


#48

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows something about what the Swedes did to me than I do.

Why can't I rememberrrr?


#49

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Probably has brain damage due to excessive drinking. Or just forgot where Ilsa was from...


#50



Pojodan

^
Prefers to think of brain damage from excess drinking as 'appreciating the simpler things'


#51

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doesn't know that the worst binge I've been on consisted of two pints of Guinness, a shot of Jameson on the rocks, and two tall ones of Coca-Cola.


#52

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows drinking is good for me.

Pass me ze beer


#53

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ Should not drink with the Thread Necromancer. But is welcome to the next time I end up in Europe.

-edit-

< got ninja'd by an untimely poster. WTF?


#54

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Implies that he is not from Europe. Is likely an American. Or Unitedstatesian, as some would say.


#55

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should talk a tad less and give me my damn beers.

Okay free drinks for everybody

C'mon North_Ranger lets see who gets drunk quicker


#56

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ does not count on the Thread Necromancer joining in on this bet :twisted:


#57

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should join in on the game. The more the merrier no?

I'll by the first two rounds


#58

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ is already one bottle of wine behind.


#59

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
drinks awful swill like it was going out style


#60

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know I prefer shots and beer instead of wine.


#61

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ assumes I don't like shots and beer.


#62



Pojodan

^
likes being shot at with beer bongs


#63

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Made a disturbing cmment.

Come join our drinking game


#64

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
creates games to justify his drinking


#65

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Drinks to justify his gaming


#66

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows drinking games are the best


#67

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ makes excuses to game and/or drink despite enjoying them for their own merit.


#68

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
always tried to slip Jagermeister into all his drinking games


#69

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Thinks too negative. Have another drink ^_^


#70

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't know that I don't drink any alcohol


#71

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Would care for a carbonated beverage then


#72

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
hit the drink on the spot


#73

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should try a shot of Jameson on the rocks, followed by a glass of Coca-Cola. The whisky warms you up nicely, and the cola keeps it from going to your head right away (or feeling nauseous if you don't drink regularly).


#74

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
needs to know that I just don't like any of it, not from not trying, but actually don't like taste


#75



JCM

/\

Needs to stick to girly drinks like Bacardi Limon and Apple Pucker


#76

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
tends to stick to the seats since his friends all drink little fruity drinks


#77

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows it sucks getting sick.

Damn it


#78

Hylian

Hylian

^ is sick minded


#79

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is a smooth operator... in soviet russia


#80

Hylian

Hylian

^ must be killed before he gives away any more details


#81

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is a worse spy than Dan Akroyd in Spies like Us


#82

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs some sleep


#83

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Recommends a a simple diognosis


#84

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Made a typo.


#85

Hylian

Hylian

^ must correct everyone's grammar and and spelling


#86

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is taunting and tempting me.


#87

Hylian

Hylian

^ iis eassilly tempteded


#88

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Now is just rubbing it in. And unless you are Alyson Hannigan in lace bikini, stop rubbing or I'll break your hand!


#89

Hylian

Hylian

^ is very violent


#90

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Would be, too, if he was being rubbed by a masked, eerily grinning blue man with a bad haircut and wearing nothing but underwear...


#91

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks I have a bad haircut :waah:


#92

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows he has a haircut that makes him look like he got hair tips from Frankenstein's Bride.


#93

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a haircut that makes people think about the Swedish Bikini Team


#94

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should be careful on who he makes comments on


#95

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Speaks words of wisdom.


#96

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows I didn't call him a Swede


#97

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows he is safe from Finnish retribution.

For now.


#98

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Made a veiled threat


#99

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know the importance of keeping people on their toes.


#100

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know sometimes that doesn't work


#101

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Prefers to be threatened directly, and living in constant fear of deep-frozen fish.


#102

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
will accommodate direct threats when needed


#103

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes various small mammals.


#104

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
just made me think of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's Bone


#105

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Mentioned something i don't know about


#106

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
admits ignorance to one of the best black & white comics of all time

I shall try to educate you though, http://www.boneville.com


#107

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Sparhawk said:
^
admits ignorance to one of the best black & white comics of all time

I shall try to educate you though, http://www.boneville.com
Should have named this thread "Say Something About the Previous Poster X: XX"


#108

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ Doesn't realize who got the privilege of naming this thread


#109



Pojodan

^
hurts deep inside.


#110

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hurts on the surface.


#111

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can't hurt at all, as he's made of cotton candy.


#112

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is all bulging, sinewy muscle under his feathers.


#113

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has described my physique quite incorrectly, unfortunately.

< is skinny and flappy.


#114

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should put on some more weight.


#115

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should shave his head, and start wearing an orange sarong


#116

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wants Edrondol to mock InfiniteShadow at the Pearly Gates.


#117

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is waiting for an elf to reforge his sword.


#118

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is apparently aware how the Elf-Smiths Local 673's demands have really fucked the consumer.

Next time, I'm getting a dwarven axe.


#119

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows dwarves can sometimes make technical errors during the design phase


#120

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a lobbyist in service of the elves.


#121

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows elves serve as better craftsmen then dwarves.

Dwarves are good for mining the materials


#122

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is promoting speciesist agenda.


#123

Hylian

Hylian

^ is racist of dwarves


#124

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is racist against non-dwarve,s with good reason because they can't hold their liquor as good as us.


#125

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should be careful. I've bested some dwarves in drinking contest


#126

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has obviously never seen a real dwarf.


#127

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows not all dwarves are the same.


#128

Hylian

Hylian

^ his mother was a dwarf


#129

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Made an incorrect assumption


#130

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't know he was adopted


#131

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is still wrong. I come from a long line of half immortals :ninja:


#132

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Lives in constant fear of secret government and/or corporate entities that wish to use his genetic make-up as a template for radical anti-aging treatments.

Eden Base, Eden Base, this is Cottonmouth. Target sighted. Prepare for pick-up.


#133

Hylian

Hylian

^ is secretly hunting down InfiniteShadow down so he can sell him off to the highest bidder


#134

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Was fired from the organization because he didn't understand that casual dress was only allowed on Thursdays.


#135

Hylian

Hylian

^ was the one who told me that Friday was wear your Birthday Suit day


#136



Pojodan

^
has rigged explosive charges set to blow all his clothes off at the stroke of midnight.


#137

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows disturbingly much about hylian's choice of clothing.


#138

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't know the meaning of pants


#139

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a one-trick pony.


#140

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a no-trick pony


#141

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wants a pony.


#142

Hylian

Hylian

^ would eat a pony


#143



Pojodan

^
is secretly a pony


#144

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that it scares me when a Furry thinks I am a pony


#145



Scarlet Varlet

^^ is not so secretly a big furry cat.



^ Will be cat food.


#146

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will bring the mayo.


#147



Scarlet Varlet

^ has me confused...

County Mayo, Ireland?
Mayo Clinic?
Cinco de Mayo?


#148

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

*sighs* What a Retardicon...

Okay... Bring the buns.


#149

Hylian

Hylian

^ will bring the chips


#150



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will be between Pojodan's buns. :moon:


#151

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks hylian is a wiener.


#152

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
thinks Hylian is a whiner


#153

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks "wiener dog" is racist, and prefers the PC term "sausage canine".


#154

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that I believe in animal rights, they have the right be be tasty on my bbq grill


#155

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is an activist to my liking.

Can I get another double burger, please?


#156

Hylian

Hylian

^ wont give me any burgers :waah:


#157

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
only gets offered the burnt wieners instead of hamburgers


#158

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

At least isn't offering salad and cottage cheese.


#159

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that salad is eaten by things that I eat


#160

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes rabbit fricasé.


#161

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes Mämmi


#162

Hylian

Hylian

^ tastes like chicken


#163

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

has eaten Sparhawk. Ewww...


#164



Pojodan

^
isn't bothered by my furry tendancies.


#165



Scarlet Varlet

^ Isn't so bad as a Furry, but the shedding, fleas and clawing the furniture have to stop.


#166



Pojodan

^
knows there's solutions to those problems but prefers to suffer.


#167

Hylian

Hylian

^ Needs to be Naired and Declawed


#168

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ needs to be given a shot for that hammer thing.


#169

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has two tufts on his head that some people think are ears


#170

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is...interesting.


#171

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that I try to be interesting, but not obnoxious, of course that is a fine line to walk, and some people just don't understand that it is a hard line to walk without crossing over... oh, that was the line back there... nevermind.


#172



Philosopher B.

^ Actually hasn't seen the line in years.


#173

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ actually hasn't seen his penis in years.


#174

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows too much about Philosopher B.


#175

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ hasn't seen my penis for years. :aaahhh:


#176

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that if I ever see your penis would be two times too many


#177

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will now forever have to wonder, every time he sees a penis in some porn movie, if doesn't happen to be mine.


#178

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, so very very wrong


#179

Bubble181

Bubble181

^implies he knows exactly what my penis looks like, that he never watches porn, or that he wouldn't care if it was my penis he saw in porn. All of these are bad.


#180

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
would be hitting the proverbial nail on the head with the doesn't watch porn statement


#181

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't need porn. Is either asexual, prepubescent, in a good relationship with lots of sex, having sex with random people, or not male. :-P

(I'm kidding, I'm kidding)
No I'm not

Really, I am


#182



Dunny

Isn't sure if he himself is kidding or not.


#183

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows that there is no certainty, there is only doubt.


#184

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
can't get a clue, apparently


#185



Dunny

Knows that clues are like Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all!


#186

Bubble181

Bubble181

^Doesn't give a clue unless asked very politely.


#187

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is clueless like a female member of the English aristocracy in a Sherlock Holmes story.


#188

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Is Watson to my Sherlock Holmes.


#189

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
gives himself too much credit, is really more like Rattigan


#190



Philosopher B.

^ Is Toby the dog.


#191

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is really Rizzo the Rat, he just uses the picture to get more acclaim


#192

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is actually a caffeine-addicted worm creature.


#193

Shawn

Shawn

^
Is not welcome here.


#194



Pojodan

^
Feels strongly about certain things


#195

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has probably heard enough fur jokes to last him a lifetime twice over.


#196



edzepp

probably contributed to the problem.


#197

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is not part of the solution.


#198

Shawn

Shawn

^
Bathes in the sweat and tears of orphans.


#199

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a chip on his shoulder, it seems.


#200

Shawn

Shawn

^
Doesn't know that would actually be peanut butter.


#201

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hopefully will not tell us how on earth he got peanut butter on his shoulder.


#202

Shawn

Shawn

^
Won't be told "I missed the designated spreading area"


#203

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Contradicts himself.


#204

Shawn

Shawn

^
Likes it that way.


#205

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Assumes much.


#206

M

major.stubble

Hides Oscar Wild's "Wit for Dramatically Challenged Dwarfs" in his beard.


#207

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is highly dangerous to bearded dwarves.


#208

Hylian

Hylian

^ isnt dangerous at all


#209

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has never been at the receiving end of one of my razor-sharp jokes that instill fear in the hearts of men.
Neither has anyone else.


#210



Philosopher B.

^ Is actually brilliant and hides it so people won't be jealous.

v Is jealous.


#211

Hylian

Hylian

^ is jealous

< is never jealous :humph:


#212



Philosopher B.

^ Is as jealous as Jealous McJealouston of the noble line of McJealoustons after having come second place in the national Jealously Jealous Jealousy Contest.

v Is ten times as jealous as that.


#213

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is mocking me and my clinical depression, reminding me that striving for other people's luck is ill-fated, and that I just accept the fact that I'm not as sexy and successful as he is. :waah:


#214

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that he is not sexier than anyone


#215



Philosopher B.

^ Has been arrested on occasion for his extreme sexiness.


#216

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is too sexy for his shirt


#217



Philosopher B.

^ Stole my best shirt and needs to give it back.


#218

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is so sexy it hurts.

*holds on to shirt so he can smell that manly musk*


#219



Philosopher B.

^ Is crazy.

< *Whacks Bubble, grabs the shirt*


#220

Bubble181

Bubble181

^popped me

< is hurtin' realbad now :waah:


#221



Philosopher B.

^ Is exaggerating.

< Only really gave him a gentle shove.


#222

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ underestimates his own prowess when it comes to popping bubbles
^ is responsible for the dot com bubble, the real estate bubble, the banking bubble, the car industry bubble, and now me.
^ should really be more careful.


#223



Philosopher B.

^ Has awaken me and made me see the error of my ways.


#224

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is enlightened.


#225



Philosopher B.

^ Helped me get there. Can help ghost-write my upcoming book on how I became enlightened and found a better way of life.


#226

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will be raking in millions as founder of a new cult that will attract hundreds of mad fangirls who want to sleep with the prophet. Should share with his spiritual guide.


#227



Philosopher B.

^ Can have all the girls without freckles.


#228

Hylian

Hylian

^ Shall die in the third year of his reign. The night shall be cold and a new star shall be born in the skies as a celebration of his death.


#229

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^has made me a great offer...But dammit, I like freckles too. Ahh, the conundrum!

^ thinks it'll rain all day and night with PB as ruler.


#230



Philosopher B.

^ Has a thing for freckles. Can stop worrying, as if I come across twins with freckles, I'll give him half.


#231

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is an odd, odd person. Twins! With freckles! :Leyla: How could you give up either?!


#232



Philosopher B.

^ Would do crazy things to get with freckled twins. Possibly even more than he'd do for a Klondike bar.


#233

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is quite right. Actually, right now I'd do pretty crazy things to be with a single freckled girl. I even know which girl, but alas, no luck.


#234



Philosopher B.

^ Is a sad lonely owl up in his roost, cooing a lonely tune.


#235

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ hoot...hohooot. Hoo. *sniff*


#236



Philosopher B.

^ Has my sympathy. And my kleenex, on loan.


#237

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ loans out kleenex. I wonder what he does with them afterwards :zoid: :Leyla:


#238



Philosopher B.

^ Doesn't realize that I search through them looking for lost art and Shakespearean sonnets.


#239

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should be careful what he wishes for, lest he finds a Shakespearean love sonnet in his honour in mine.


#240

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Threatens people with verse.


#241



Philosopher B.

^ Is well versed in matters of verse.


#242

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should realise he's in the wrong part of the multiverse


#243

Hylian

Hylian

^ should realize that he doesn't belong in this universe


#244

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should say something witty and easily taken out of context.


#245

Hylian

Hylian

^ should be reading through the GG archives rather than posting here


#246

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is half right. I should be sleeping. Work in less than 6 hours, 12 hours of it, and afterwards, an opera to sit through. I really love opera, but 4 hours of sleep and 12h of work aren't the best preparation for them :-P


#247

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes people screaming in Italian. Or fat chicks with horned helmets who also scream in Italian.


#248

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes the music, just wishes there were more blood during the singing


#249



Pojodan

^
drinks blood daily.


#250

Hylian

Hylian

^ bloods daily drinks


#251



Dunny

Probably had a hand in my lamp exploding this morning.

(Honestly. Woke up, switched it on, and BOOM!!! If it wasn't for the UV filter on the thing, my face would have been ripped apart. And actually, I blame the Communists. Dirty pinko bastards...)


#252

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Blamed the cancellation of Firefly on communists.


#253



Scarlet Varlet

^ Blamed Firefly for the cancellation of Communism.


#254

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Just made the rare double-insult, both against me as a Finn and me as a nerd.

Will not live to see the light of day..


#255



Dunny

Is a fellow Commie-hater.


#256

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a commie lover


#257



Pojodan

^
is a lovely commie


#258

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Loves the reds... if they are foxes.


#259

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
loves the red-heads, as long as the carpet matches the drapes


#260

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Speaks the truth. Except in one case... if there is no carpet at all :unibrow:


#261



Dunny

Is a conundrum, as he both loves and hates the reds


#262

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks about the reds in black-and-white terms.


#263

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
might like some Rössypottu about now


Hope I spelled it right


#264

Hylian

Hylian

^ has doubts about his spelling abilities


#265

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Would be wise if he was afraid of the Finnish language. Pelkää meitä, pelkää meitä, senkin alushousuihin pukeutunut tietokonefriikki! Pelkää omituista kirjoitusasuamme ja pitkiä lauseita joissa emme käytä prepositioita laisinkaan!


#266

Hylian

Hylian

^ is speaking Swedish? :twisted:


#267

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Isn't adept at translating foreign language

Wie geht es Ihnen


#268



JCM

Ialah seorang gadis senang


#269

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should stop making us all take vacations to Brazil.


#270

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should have his travel agent make better arrangments then


#271

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Last trip he took was to Brazzaville.


#272

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows too much about my travel intinerary. Doesn't know where I'm off to next though mua ha ha ha ha :ninja:


#273

Chippy

Chippy

Thinks a simple German phrase is hard to translate.


#274

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has yet to realize that there's no Clapper in the cell.


#275



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has fallen and can't get up


#276



Philosopher B.

^ Is the one that did the knocking down, the playful rascal.


#277



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will never have too many Legos


#278

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
won't leggo my Lego


#279

Hylian

Hylian

^ wont leggo of my jello


#280

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
keeps sitting in my jello saying "Look at the jiggle!"


#281

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Likes to jiggle in the jelloOoo


#282



edzepp

^Filled my pool with jello mix in the dead of winter. I know it's a logical impossibility considering I live in the tropics and I don't have a pool, but just humor me.

JCM said:
Ialah seorang gadis senang
Uh, don't look now, InfiniteShadow, but JCM just called you an easy woman.


#283

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is too shy to offer a direct translation.


#284

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is too bold in his advances toward women at times


#285

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks I'm more of a Casanova than a wallflower. Is wrong.


#286

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows how stories get passed around in saunas


#287

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know better. Sauna conversations are considered sub rosa.


#288

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Got my gender wrong oi :eek:i: :explode:


#289

Chippy

Chippy

Is a giddy school girl.


#290

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will be the reason why pencils will be declared illegal in schools.


#291

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Isn't a sarcastic clown with a fetish for knives and bats


#292

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

is of the fairer sex. A fact that had escaped me thus far. And is now disturbing, because I saw her as Humphrey Bogart.


#293

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Still gets it wrong i'm a guy sighhhhhh :eek:i: :facepalm:


#294

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
makes North Ranger just wonder, wonder, wonder


#295

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is correct, correct, correct.

Heck, Shadow, what are you? Please don't say futagirl...


#296

Chippy

Chippy

Doesn't know V is actually a college girl, doing research for her paper on forums.


#297

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
still hasn't revealed exactly what planet he is from, I'm guessing Neptune (because I'm not doing the Uranus joke)


#298

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will be glad when the name change takes place. Then there's no shame in Urrectum.


#299

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
just wishes that all the Swedes could be sent to another planet so the Finns could start their world conquest


#300

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Makes laughable statements. Utterly ridiculous...

Huomio, huomio! Kaikki yksiköt, täällä agentti NR-83-HF! Operaatio Europe paljastunut! Lähettäkää likvidointiryhmä välittömästi! JA SILLOIN LIIKKUU, LIIKKUU, LIIKKUU!


#301

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Wishes there was a Starfleet Academy


#302

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows I found him out, should understand I will help


#303

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Must prove his loyalty.

CHOOSE!



or



#304

Hylian

Hylian

^ is crazy


#305

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Isn't anticipating the second coming [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQHm7oItkdA:1dvdtofi][/youtube:1dvdtofi]


#306

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is dubious of the nature of the second coming.


#307

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a silver blooded psycho bearded lunatic


#308

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
fails to damage his cranium with multiple applications of wooden mallets


#309

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows something else must be effective for cracking that cranium.


#310

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has deeply confused me.


#311

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is deeply confused and one of the cool moderators here on the forum


#312

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Just made me smile.


#313

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has been keeping an eye on the drama-llama in the other thread


#314

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ needs to put more water on the rocks. Steam man, give us more steam!!

-edit-

< got ninja'd...


#315

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is no sissy in the sauna.

*throws two ladles of water on the rocks*


#316



makare

has a sauna fetish.


#317

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows how to stoke an inviting sauna, too bad that it feels like that outside all summer here


#318

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Might be persuaded to try the total sauna experience, including dipping naked into a whole in the ice or rolling around in the snow before running back to the sauna. The tingling is exquisite.


#319

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ NR's sauna is made from PEOPLE!


#320

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ Is the purveyor of the Emperors new clothes.


#321



Pojodan

^
wears an emperor's skin for clothing.


#322



makare

is glad the emperor is actually naked


#323

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has better fashion sense.


#324



Pojodan

^
has no pennies in his possession.


#325

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Name sounds like something edible.


#326



edzepp

is marinating Pojo in a pan.


#327



Pojodan

^
prefers their Pojo deep fried


#328



makare

it 2 parts pojo to 1 part dan


#329

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Name conjures images of sharp and painful objects.


#330



makare

should explain


#331

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
makes a request sound threatening


#332



Pojodan

^
makes a shark sound cuddly.


#333



makare

may have just gotten turned on


may have


#334

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
frightens children when speaking


#335

Shawn

Shawn

^
Lives in denial.
It's very wet there. Lots of crocs too.


#336



Pojodan

^
only visited the Nile once.


#337

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
prefers the Amazon with all the little fishies that bite


#338

Hylian

Hylian

^ prefers the Amazon that ends in .com


#339

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows where to do his online shopping and not some jungle forest


#340

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Does his spur-of-the-moment shopping in a bay.


#341

Hylian

Hylian

^ went to the wrong Amazon and got Malaria instead of the books he ordered


#342

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Only goes where its safe.


#343

Hylian

Hylian

^ only goes inside his safe


#344

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Cuts off the oxygen supply.


#345

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has a fortress that resembles Vault 12.


#346

Hylian

Hylian

^ called the cops on me :devil:


#347

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should check again. This isn't the person your lookng for.


#348

Hylian

Hylian

^ :ninja:ed me :devil:


#349

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't like to be ninja'd who does? *poof*


#350

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know better than to wash his ninja suit with bleach


#351

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that mustard stain isn't going to come out


#352

Hylian

Hylian

^ loves to put mustard gas on his ham sandwich


#353

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Isn't going to purchase that lottery ticket.


#354

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is still trying to sell the same lottery ticket that expired 3 years ago


#355



Pojodan

^
expired just after his warrentee wore out.


#356

Hylian

Hylian

^ never filled out his warranty information card


#357



Pojodan

^
smells like teen spirit


#358

Hylian

Hylian

^ smells like death ( and rabbit farts )


#359



Pojodan

^
knows death... intimately


#360



Philosopher B.

^ Doesn't want to be introduced.


#361

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt like being introduced to anybody he doesnt know


#362



Pojodan

^
knows nobody


#363

Hylian

Hylian

^ keeps asking to be introduced to Nobody


#364



Philosopher B.

^ Goes way back with good ol' Nobody.


#365



Pojodan

Is Nobody's business.


#366

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is in everybody's business


#367

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ Thinks there's no business like show business


#368

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
it's like no business he knows


#369

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows nothing about business


#370



Pojodan

^
drives a bus


#371

Hylian

Hylian

^ lives in a bus down by the river


#372

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is down by the river, out in the streets


#373

Hylian

Hylian

^ eats roadkilled fish from the river


#374

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has been breeding mutant walking fish that can be killed by cars on the road


#375

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will be hired to destroy this rival mutant force. My irradiated-peasoup mutated giant squirrels must remain the state-of-the-art in creation of mutant minions.


#376



Philosopher B.

^ Has terrible food bills on account of having to feed so many mutant squirrel mouths.


#377

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is making a killing off of those bills, just on delivery fees alone


#378



Pojodan

^
kills Bills daily.


#379

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
kills time daily, just to piss people off


#380

Hylian

Hylian

^ kills people off daily just to piss time off


#381

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has revealed my secret, will be the next to die


#382

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

doesnt like tiptsers


#383

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't like tipping, cow tipping that is


#384

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should eat more cow


#385



Philosopher B.

^ Once ate a vegetarian for insulting him.


#386

Hylian

Hylian

^ only likes eating vegetarians for breakfast


#387



Philosopher B.

^ Is no doubt envious of my diet.


#388

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know I only eat vegetarians if they are wrapped in bacon and deep fried


#389



Shazam

looks like Marcellus Wallace.


#390

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Eats beef


#391



Shazam

sits quietly at the bar sipping his vodka.


#392

Hylian

Hylian

^ sits quietly sipping his beef smoothie


#393



Shazam

dances ballet in full-on pink tutu.


#394

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
once ate a vegetarian, because the cow had been killed and served as a steak


#395



Shazam

Has been stealing my receipts.


#396

Hylian

Hylian

^ has been stealing my pocket change :devil:


#397



Pojodan

^
likes change


#398

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes small denomination, unmarked bills


#399

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes credit cards (preferably other peoples credit card)


#400



makare

knows mo' money means mo' problems


#401



Shazam

Can command birds by flaring their nostrils.


#402

Hylian

Hylian

^ can control nostrils by flaring his butt


#403



Shazam

Can control butts by flaring his own.


#404

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a chapped butt cheek from the cold wind that is blowing


#405

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has been "greeting" Shazam.


#406

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has been pretending to be in the sauna all day, while getting paid to look like he's working


#407



Pojodan

^
pretends the rest of us don't exsist.


#408

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Pretends that time is an illusion... so he can waste the whole day doing stupid things that don't matter.


#409

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
pretends that the messages on here are from other people, not just the other people in his head


#410



Philosopher B.

^ Should know, cause' he hears voices like MC Schizophrenic.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvomqlH1fVo:19a035r3][/youtube:19a035r3]


#411

Shawn

Shawn

^
Has no need for words when Youtube is sufficient.


#412

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Isn't a cheap by merely posting youtube


#413



Philosopher B.

^ Uses his words.


#414

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Uses his vocabulary


#415

strawman

strawman

^
Vocabulates his users.


#416

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Violates his abusers.


#417



Shazam

Violates llamas.


#418



Philosopher B.

^ Laminates violators.


#419

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Makes people walk the plank.


#420

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ makes people stiff as boards.


#421



Philosopher B.

^ Bores people stiff.


#422

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Stiffs people when he's bored.


#423



Shazam

Bores people when he's stiff.


#424

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
made a silly face and it stuck that way


#425

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ bores stiffs with sily faces.


#426

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is having too much with the switching of the verbs and the wordplay and the...


#427



Shazam

Is acting Jewish.


#428

strawman

strawman

^
Cannot contain the grimmace


#429

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Has a box of Grimmace he keeps in the closet.
... poor poor Grimmace, we knew him well.


#430



Shazam

Killed Grimmace with the Hamburglar.


#431

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is related to Shannow.


#432



Shazam

Somehow got some of my DNA.


#433

Bubble181

Bubble181

^thoughts gloves would keep him safe, which was silly, considering the anal intercourse.


#434

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

knows how to recognize a violated corpse


#435

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
just made me go :aaahhh:


#436



Shazam

just made me go :Leyla:


#437

strawman

strawman

^
Just went :Leyla:


#438

Bubble181

Bubble181

^just went :rcain: in an attempt to go :Leyla: . Has a long way to go.


#439



chakz

^ is an incredibly dexterous owl


#440



Shazam

Apparantley knows the exact dexterity of avians.


#441

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

mathmatically determines the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow in his free time


#442

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't care about the swallo since he already killed it.


#443



Shazam

Drowned his pet parrot when he was 6 in an experiment gone awry.


#444

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know my pets don't last long.

Now what about your pet iguana?


#445

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Knows more than he's letting on. Get him boys! It's time for some waterboarding!


#446

Bubble181

Bubble181

^had a pet diplodocus. His father owned Jurassic Park. Didn't share his cool pet.


#447

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

was not supposed to escape the raptor pen. Now we have to think of some other way to dispose of him.


#448

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ should have used the Pterodactyls; at least those can fly. Not as well as I can, mind.


#449

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ has revealed his religion

< mistook Bubble for a "clipped" religion


#450

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Gets mistaken from time to time. Happens to those pesky necromancers.


#451

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ has never raised the dead and underestimates how tricky it is to not be mistaken


#452

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Screws with the natural law of things


#453



chakz

Screws with those who screw with the natural laws of things.


#454

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

has his way with natural things that don't obey laws


#455



Philosopher B.

^ Has his way with poor old threads.


#456

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

knows the threads around here deserve it.


#457

Shawn

Shawn

^
Gets tetchy when the office runs out of bagels.


#458

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
gets miffed when the break room has no muffins


#459

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

steals the muffins from the break room


#460

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
snitches snack cakes, just like Lex Luthor


#461

Shawn

Shawn

^
Ululates* over the joy of catching Lex Luthor in the act of stealing snack cakes.

*Courtesy of yesterday's word of the day.


#462

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

provides snack cakes in hopes of entrapment of those who steal them


#463

Shawn

Shawn

^
His inability to grasp the concept of what I'm trying to accomplish is so pedestrian.


#464

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
sets elaborate traps for the simple pleasures


#465

Bubble181

Bubble181

^sets simple traps because he can't manage anything more. They still work, luckily.


#466

Hylian

Hylian

^ never could catch that Roadrunner


#467



Pojodan

^
buys all his crazy from Acme.


#468

Hylian

Hylian

^ is lifetime subscriber to the Acme catalog


#469





^Wants in-store credit.


#470

Hylian

Hylian

^ only accept cash payments


#471



Le Quack

Is a dickhead


#472

Hylian

Hylian

^ dares to insult me :humph:


#473

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
follows Weird Al's advice and Dares to be Stupid


#474

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt have to dare to be stupid he just is stupid


#475

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ is with stupid.


#476

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks I am with him


#477

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doesn't get a Zing!.


#478

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
still receives his monthly subscription to Cracked! magazine


#479

Shawn

Shawn

^
Makes incisive observations regarding the contents of one's mail.


#480



LordRavage

^ Talks too much :smirk:


#481

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Doesn't post enough


#482



LordRavage

^

Posts just enough.


#483

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
still hasn't found the style that is just right


#484



LordRavage

^

Hates style and everything it stands for. :uhhuh:


#485



Shazam

Worships his left shoe.


#486



LordRavage

^ Has no shoes to worship. :smirk:


#487

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
could use 5 pair of shoes for his avatar


#488



Pojodan

^
wears the same socks for days at a time.


#489

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wears fluffy bunny feet.


#490

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't like to we... nah....

Likes to wear the fluffy robes from the good hotels


#491

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows the importance of indulging yourself from time to time.


#492

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows the importance of indulging your significant other from time to time


#493

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Made the opposite of whatever the previous poster said


#494

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should be glad he is not here to witness the effect of Sparhawk's words upon my psyche.


#495

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall soon be driven even more insane than he is now


#496

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
cannot possibly be saner


#497

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks I am perfectly sane


#498

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is about as sane as a burlap sack filled with nuts.


#499

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has gone gr33n


#500



Pojodan

^
has gone or4nge


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