Say Something About the Previous Poster V: For Great Justice

[Hylian]

^ betrayed the rebel fleet

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Has experimented with Sharks and Light Sabres.

 

[JONJONAUG]

Has like ten times more posts than me.

 

[edzepp]

likes to say "Oh C'mon, post count doesn't really matter." while tapping furiously at a spreadsheet running in the background, watching in despair as his total number of posts plunges rapidly by the second.

 

[North_Ranger]

Enjoys other people's despair. It tastes like peppermint.

 

[edzepp]

should try my Schadenfreude flavored candy bars. It tastes like other peoples' suffering

 

[North_Ranger]

Must keep his recipes a secret, lest they be stolen by the soda- and candy-industrial complex.

 

[edzepp]

doesn't know the secret recipe for the chicken wings at my all new Schadenfreude Fried Chicken franchise.

 

[North_Ranger]

Will tell me, or the health inspector will know that he is using rotten sorrow in his sorrow quesadillas.

 

[Shawn]

^
Is jealous because he wanted to start his own psychological fast food enterprise based on the concept of stockholm syndrome.

 

[North_Ranger]

Mentioned something related to Sweden. Will disappear this night, and tomorrow's special will be Karelian Stew.

 

[edzepp]

wants to lecture ME about health and safety standards. Pfft. Also has something against Sweden.

 

[North_Ranger]

Should know that Finland and Sweden have a love-hate relationship. Meaning that we love to hate each other, in a friendly sort of way.

 

[Shawn]

^
Would move but the Germans might find him.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Is waiting for zee Germans.

 

[bigcountry23]

Is acting like the french.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Is waiting for a girl with a tin of helmet polish and BIG polishers .. oh yes, very big...

 

[North_Ranger]

Wants a girl with huge... tracts of land.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ just wants to sing...!

 

[Hylian]

^ is not allowed to sing due to court order

 

[North_Ranger]

Polices known song offenders.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Battled the Green Knight to a close draw.

 

[North_Ranger]

Should know that I also wrote a scathing ditty that made the Green Knight cry.

 

[Hylian]

^ is voice would make anyone cry in agony

 

[Sparhawk]

^
savors the agony of listening to NR sing

 

[Hylian]

^ turned NR singing into a WMD

 

[Sparhawk]

^
knows the power of an awful voice

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Is North Ranger's vocal coach.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
is correct, I have a hard time carrying a tune in a bucket

 

[Hylian]

^ is injecting steroids into North Ranger in hopes of helping his singing

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Saw North Ranger carrying a Tuna in a Bucket.

 

[Hylian]

^ Smacked North Ranger with said tuna

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Eats tuna to play the scales.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Knows:

That the toil of all that be helps not the primal fault.
It rains into the sea and still the sea is salt.

 

[Cuyval Dar]

^has, like everyone else,used Star Wars quotes in my absence.