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Say Something About the Previous Poster V: For Great Justice

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#1

Bubble181

Bubble181

Arr, me mateys, we all know what to do.

Edrondol said:
^Did not really see the axe fall
Click to expand...
^ is a wimp who must have the last word.


#2

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
was waiting for my next post when the curtain came down on Act IV


#3

Bubble181

Bubble181

^Yarr. Made the first post in a postwhore thread. Is a postwhore. WHore :-P


#4

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that it takes one to know one, and is obviously much more proliferate than I am ;)


#5

Bubble181

Bubble181

Obviously. I post here almost as much as I :pud: .... :D


#6

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
would rather :hump: than :pud:


#7



Pojodan

^
Will not be the last person to post in this thread


#8

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ may be proven wrong in a few days or weeks.


#9

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is probably wrong since Dave makes a final post with the lock


#10

Bubble181

Bubble181

^speaks of probabilities, not certainties.


#11



Scarlet Varlet

^ Can't tell a certainty from a hole in the ground.


#12





^ Can't find a hole in the ground..and plays golf.

< Hates playing golf.

v has probably played golf.


#13



Pojodan

^ is both playing the game wrong and wrong about his playing golf, ha!


#14



Scarlet Varlet

^ Wants a breathing hole in his back so he never has to come up for air.


#15





^ wants the return of the demented wish fulfilment thread.

< trying to add something new to the game.

v probably won't play along with new idea.


#16

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is wrong once again

< is wrong all the time

v is completely right.


#17



Matt²

^
All his base belong to us.


#18

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ owns my base. Needs to start fuckin' making those downpayments so the bank doesn't foreclose. Also needs to fix the leaky roof, repair the shower, replace the windowpanes, and have the heater checked, or I'll sue.


#19



Matt²

^
Watches helplessly as I demolish his property.


#20

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a bad landlord. Will therefore be pushed into his pee with his nose.


#21

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is pushing cats around by their noses again


#22



Scarlet Varlet

^ Supplies pee for Bubble181's disgusting mobster practices.


#23

Denbrought

Denbrought

^ Supplies the water for Sparhawk's production of the supply of pee for Bubble181's disgusting mobster practices.


#24

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
visits the Blue Oyster regularly


#25



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is in league with Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light and Lord of Lower Heck.


#26

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, I'm in league with his brother the Pointy-Haired Boss, the more evil of the two


#27



Scarlet Varlet

^ Wields instruments of blunt intellegence.


#28



edzepp

wields blunt instruments of little intelligence.


#29



Pojodan

^
blunts little instraments of inteligent weilding


#30



Scarlet Varlet

^ Counters rapier wit with a thick, dull pate.


#31



Pojodan

^
Is the rock in Rock, Paper, Scissors


#32



Cuyval Dar

counters a dull pate with Splash,but it is ineffective.


#33



edzepp

eats grilled magikarp for lunch with a side salad and a nice white wine.


#34

F

Futureking

^ Fails. Magikarp is inedible by Pokemon canon.


#35

Shawn

Shawn

^
NEEERRRDD!!!



#36



edzepp

@Futureking: Assumes I care a lick about Pokemon.

@Shawnacy:hides the Doctor Who fanfic in the back of his gym locker, hoping that no one will ever find out and kick him off the team.


#37



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has run out of space in the closet for skeletons, now stowing them in attic.


#38

Hylian

Hylian

^ is using an undersea cave to hold all his skeletons he has collected


#39



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will soon be among them.


#40

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

likes to go on deep sea explorations in a minisub


#41

Hylian

Hylian

^ will be swimming with the fishes if he rats out to the police what he saw Scarlet Varlet doing in his minisub


#42

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
spied on Scarlet Varlet, cannot unsee what was seen, the description was horrid enough


#43



Scarlet Varlet

^ Should shut it and get back to peddling the minisub.


#44

Hylian

Hylian

^ Takes after the Grinch by forcing dogs to do his bidding


#45

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Powers his minisub by a highly unstable mini fusion reactor.

Knows I'm the world's top spy bwa ha ha ha :ninja:


#46



The Mike

wants to be a ninja


#47

Hylian

Hylian

^ got hair on the ninja's suit


#48



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is also covered with cat hair.


#49

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is not a ninja. Is not even a spy. Is, in fact, seemingly a completly normal person.


#50



Scarlet Varlet

^ Just woke up.


#51

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Needs some electrical shock therapy


#52

Hylian

Hylian

^ is more than happy to help with said therapy


#53

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ needs some good old fashioned ass kicking.


Also, I didn't jsut wake up...I jsut got home from work. Unlike most here, I can't visit this place at work. This is all leisure time spent here, baby :-P


#54

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Prefers to spend his free time here :falldown:


#55

Bubble181

Bubble181

.^ doesn't understand that it isn't from preference, but from lack of other people who like me. LIIIKEEEEEE MMEEEEEEEEE :-P


#56



The Mike

Missed me :D


#57

Hylian

Hylian

^ was missed by the sniper


#58

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was hit by the tank.


#59

Hylian

Hylian

^ was driving said tank


#60



The Mike

looks flat


#61

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

likes little kittens being set on fire by greek fire


#62

Hylian

Hylian

^ more than happy to supply said fire


#63

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ more than happy to fire his supply.


#64



Scarlet Varlet

^ Pushed Quasimodo aside when it came to pouring the molten lead, while screaming, "No, me, I get to do it!"


#65

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knwos my secret fetish. I thought Chrome Incognito didn't log searches O_O


#66

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

doesn't like his secrets getting out. should be more careful in the future


#67

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows I know all there is to know about some other forumites....but I can keep a secret.
He likes girls aged 6-9
:Leyla:


#68

Hylian

Hylian

^ wishes he was a girl age 6-9


#69



Cuyval Dar

is a girl aged 6-9


#70

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know I am.


#71

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't know who he is


#72

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can't decide on who he is.


#73



Scarlet Varlet

^ Eats loads of peas, beans and lentils then stands at the ready with a lighter.


#74

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is mistaken....I'm one of 5 men on this planet who doesn't like fart jokes.


#75



Scarlet Varlet

^ Climbs the Brugge bell tower every Saturday and spits on tourists.


#76



Greendog

^Wishes he thought of doing that first.


#77

Hylian

Hylian

^ wishes he hadnt done that


#78



Scarlet Varlet

^ Climbs to the top of the Brugge bell tower to get a better shot at the pigeons.


#79



The Mike

should get a sniper


#80

Hylian

Hylian

^ wants the job


#81

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ clims atop the Twin Towers every day for...oh, oops, sorry about that.


#82



chakz

Doesn't remember the 5th of November.


#83

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't remember Dembuary the 52nd.


#84



The Mike

Is evul


#85

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is ution.


#86



The Mike

Is..... not


#87

Bubble181

Bubble181

^rubs lotion on his hands thrice a day.


#88



The Mike

Knows too much


#89

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows the owl knows


#90

Bubble181

Bubble181

^lays down his arms in service of the owl.


#91

Hylian

Hylian

^ has no arms to lay for the service


#92

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
takes prosthetic arms from people because he thinks it's funny


#93

Bubble181

Bubble181

^laughed out loud at the last Looking for Group.


#94

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
didn't know that I don't read Looking for Group


#95

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows that he must, for there's a joke about taking legs from a guy in the last one.


#96



The Mike

won't give up


#97

Bubble181

Bubble181

^never gonna let me down.


#98



Cuyval Dar

never gonna run around and desert me


#99



Pojodan

^
made me cry


#100

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
makes small children cry just by being in the same room with them


#101



Cuyval Dar

both he and the other previous poster broke a rickroll macro. for shame.


#102



Scarlet Varlet

^ would never let us down.


#103



Pojodan

^
lets us down on a daily basis.


#104



Skinny Santa

^ hates Rick Astley


#105



Scarlet Varlet

^ Lets Rick Astley down.


#106



Skinny Santa

^ Gets Rick Astley Up


#107

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wished he could get Rick Astley up


#108



Pojodan

^
lays down with Rick Astley


#109



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has a fixation with Rick Astley.


#110

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a fixation, but the voices in his head won't let him know what it is, they keep distracting him with random ideas when he's getting close and then change the memories


#111



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is my long lost brother Mortimer!
..wait, no he isn't he's my long lost Enemy!
..must kill, but with what, perhaps this sword!
..or this bow!
..or this axe!
..Wait, is that garlic I smell?
..Uh.. right, deposit cheque and pay Mortimer was it?


#112



edzepp

should probably know that Mortimer died yesterday. We are sorry for your loss. If it is any consolation, he was delicious.


#113

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Grokked Mortimer fully


#114



Scarlet Varlet

^ Didn't know Mortimer.


#115

Hylian

Hylian

^ killed Mortimer


#116



Scarlet Varlet

^ Bears false witness.


#117



The Mike

wants a bear


#118

Hylian

Hylian

^ pretends to be a bear


#119



Scarlet Varlet

^ Witnesses false bears.


#120



The Mike

got me the costume


#121

Hylian

Hylian

^ still has the costume


#122



The Mike

wants a costume


#123



Scarlet Varlet

^ Acredited costume customer, consumes creosote & captures curious cannibals.


#124



edzepp

is the mild mannered alter ego of superhero the Atomic Alliteration Avenger Angel.


#125



Philosopher B.

^ Has an alter ego that is a cute kitten.


#126



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is an Altar Ego in his own church.


#127



The Mike

Prays in the church of the Philosopher


#128



Batdan

^
Preys in the church of the Philosopher


#129



The Mike

Is invited to prey with me


#130

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall dine on church mice all day


#131



Batdan

^
hit a mouse with his car and attempted mouse to mouse resuscitation until the paramedics arrived


#132



edzepp

ironically has mousy fur.


#133

Hylian

Hylian

^ is wearing a wig


#134



The Mike

Tries to pay with rupees


#135



Scarlet Varlet

^ Would rather accept rubies

< Would rather accept Rooibos


#136

Hylian

Hylian

^ is being watched by the police and the FBI


#137



Philosopher B.

^ Is helping with the watching.


#138



Scarlet Varlet

^ Watches the watchmen.


#139

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a restraining order on him from the Watchmen


#140



Batdan

^
Thought that Swedish Swatch watches were too expensive, so he bought a Croatian watch instead and asks people to check out his Crotch





ba dum ching


#141



Philosopher B.

^ Keeps his Crotch on the bedside table.


#142

Hylian

Hylian

^ lost his crotch in a poker game


#143



Philosopher B.

^ Has a sweet collection of crotches.


#144



The Mike

touches his crotch too often :aaahhh:


#145



Philosopher B.

^ Has crotch-phobia.


#146

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^Does not know that you ca not touch your crotch too often, just too hard.


#147



LordRavage

^Doesnt know mutants from altered humans. ;)


#148

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a failed experiment


#149



chakz

^ is a successful experiment.


#150



LordRavage

^Is a failed successful experiment?


#151



Batdan

^
broke the mold, but labeled the pieces.... just in case


#152

Hylian

Hylian

^ switched the labels around


#153



Philosopher B.

^ Switched them back again for maximum hijinks.


#154

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks nothing can be labelled.


#155

Hylian

Hylian

^ is labeled as psychotic


#156

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
thinks labels are merely a state of mind, of which he keeps well softened with mallets


#157



The Mike

Is labeled as a softy


#158

Hylian

Hylian

^ is labeled fluffy


#159

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
"fluffs" and runs everyone out of the room


#160



Scarlet Varlet

^ Had runs in the room


#161

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a big softie for Royal Doulton cups with hand-painted periwinkles.


#162



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has been peeking in my china cabinet!

< Appreciates a fine cuppa in bone china.


#163



The Mike

loves China


#164

Hylian

Hylian

^ is afraid of Chinese cooking


#165

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't know what they put in Chinese food :ninja:


#166



The Mike

Can't use chopsticks


#167

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows how to play Chopsticks.


#168

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows how to break chopsticks


#169



Philosopher B.

^ Once broke a chopstick's heart ... CAD!


#170



Scarlet Varlet

^ Reads CAD while breaking chopsticks


#171

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Mentions a comic that has too many freakin words in it


#172

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doesn't like when he's explained the punchline in great detail.


#173



The Mike

Thinks CAD has a Punchline HAHAHAHAHA


#174



Philosopher B.

^ Once went off looking for a punchline in CAD and ended up lost and starving for weeks.


#175

Hylian

Hylian

^ watched The Mike starve for weeks


#176



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will starve for weeks for food.


#177

Hylian

Hylian

^ will eat for weeks to starve


#178



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will eat larvae


#179

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will give birth to edible stuff.


#180

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Will poop out candy


#181



Greendog

^Would be there with a pooper scooper.


#182

Hylian

Hylian

^ would be there eating it off the pooper scooper


#183



Greendog

^Would eat my subsequent poop.


#184

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that poop looks like ground beef


#185

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
makes me happy I had pork for supper tonight


#186



The Mike

Had pork and didn't share


#187

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ had a mouse and didn't share :-(


#188



Scarlet Varlet

^ Didn't share that time he had that whole mangy toy poodle to himself.


#189

Hylian

Hylian

^ is upset cause he wanted a slice of roast poodle


#190



Batdan

^
after it rained cats and dogs last night, he stepped in a poodle


#191

Hylian

Hylian

^ is sentenced to die for that stupid pun


#192



Scarlet Varlet

^ Summons the PUNisher.


#193



The Mike

Will be punished


#194



Batdan

^
Stays in the Caribbean because he's allergic to me *shed shed*


#195



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is a registered Car Hair Donor


#196

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks that cars have hair


#197



Scarlet Varlet

^ Hasn't been in a car pets have shed in.


#198



The Mike

Tries to hide his mistakes


#199



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is a registered Food Hair Donor (and pretends such things do not exist, whilst edging closer to a bowl of pudding.)


#200

Hylian

Hylian

^ eats said food


#201



Scarlet Varlet

^ Forgets I am allergic to dairy and vegetarian, so no pudding for me. YOU eat it (it's high in fibre!)


#202

Hylian

Hylian

^ Is a pansy vegetarian :pthhp:


#203



The Mike

makes me laugh


#204



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has had many a fling with a certain female who makes him laugh.


#205



Batdan

^
posts pics of his mom on internet forums


#206

Hylian

Hylian

^ recognizes Scarlet Velvets mom from a picture online


#207



Scarlet Varlet

^ Should know my dear old mum has grey hair, wears glasses and is far to refined to wear cheese rounds as earrings. Makes me wonder what Batdan's mum thinks is appropriate.


#208

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt recognize his old mum any more


#209



Scarlet Varlet

^ Plots against his father so he can have his mum all to himself.


#210



The Mike

is sick


#211



Scarlet Varlet

^ May consider himself properly sneezed upon. Though it was Oedipus, not me.


#212

Hylian

Hylian

is still sick


#213



Scarlet Varlet

^ Lives in a sheltered world.


#214

strawman

strawman

^
Shelters a lived-in world.


#215



Scarlet Varlet

^ There in his car
He feels safest of all
He can lock all his doors
It's the only way to live
In cars


#216

Hylian

Hylian

^ is about to be run over by Stienman's car


#217



Scarlet Varlet

^ Isn't interested in great justice. Well settle for mob rule.


#218

Hylian

Hylian

^ is Mob rule reincarnated as a weird red hotdog


#219



Scarlet Varlet

^ Can't see the forests
for the trees
in the deserts
under the seas


#220



Greendog

^ Did two jumps in a week and thought it was pretty clever...


#221

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes his eggs to be educated.


#222

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ likes his educators to be egged.


#223



Philosopher B.

^ Has an egg fetish.


#224

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ accuses me of being a pedophile.


#225



Philosopher B.

^ Isn't a pedophile.*

< Doesn't know what eggs have to do with pedophilia.

* I hope. :shock:


#226

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't realise where birds come from


#227



Philosopher B.

^ Hates to see a good egg abused.


#228



edzepp

Takles his eggs scrambled, poached or hard boiled.


#229

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
takes his eggs raw, from right under the chickens


#230

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ eats puppies.


#231

Hylian

Hylian

^ cooks said puppies


#232

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has an imagination that runs wild, he keeps trying to trap it, but it imagines way to avoid the traps


#233

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Easily finds his happy place.


#234

Hylian

Hylian

^ has no happy place


#235

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes to play with lawn darts


#236

Hylian

Hylian

^ is constantly having darts thrown at him


#237

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
was the lawn dart champion in the sixth grade, then tried to go pro


#238

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is only good at being a semi professional ping pong player


#239

Hylian

Hylian

^ was only good at passing out drunk


#240



edzepp

thinks that InfiniteShadow is really captain Cutter Edgewise of the Fuseli.


#241



Scarlet Varlet

^ Thinks the ex-Pirate doesn't mind being associated with Hylian.


#242

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
really wishes that he had a parrot for his shoulder


#243

Bubble181

Bubble181

^really wishes he could have sex with said parrot

< is said parrot in disguise, for obvious reasons. *wants a cracker*....I mean, *hoot*.


#244



Philosopher B.

^ Has identity issues.


#245

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
starting to doubt the identity of his own parrot


#246



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has crackers on offer .. look like little red sticks with smouldering strings sticking out, from some outfitter named Acme.


#247



edzepp

wants to catch that damn Road Runner.


#248



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is confused by being hit on head by too many anvils as he's Wile E. Coyote.


#249

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't know the power of the dark side and is a tad slow.


#250



Scarlet Varlet

^ Forgets I'm a mad scientist (and have nearly perfected Dark Energy Panels!)


#251

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Will be a beneficial alley once I reveal my plans to conquer the entire universe


#252



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will require more than my assistance to get past Galactus.


#253

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ can have my axe!


#254



edzepp

^Will probably also need a sword. And a bow. And a rocket launcher.


#255

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ needs a leash.


#256



Scarlet Varlet

^ Needs a hood.


#257

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Needs Salma Hayek.


#258



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is quite right, you know.


#259



The Mike

He knows


#260

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has seen what cannot be unseen.


#261



The Mike

Is always watching


#262



Qonas

^ Is still way too presumptuous in being :quote: the :quote: Mike. Others exist!


#263



Scarlet Varlet

^ Could always be 'teh Mike' :ninja:


#264



Qonas

^ Obviously didn't think of "t3h m1kez0r". :humph:


#265



Scarlet Varlet

^ Likes Candy.


#266

Hylian

Hylian

^ gives out poisoned candy to kids


#267



The Mike

gives his :quote: Special :quote: candy to kids :Leyla:


#268



Qonas

^ Gives his :quote: candy :quote: to special kids. :Leyla:


#269

Bubble181

Bubble181

gives :quote: his :quote: candy to :quote: kids :quote:


#270



Qonas

^ Started this :quote: iteration :quote: of the :quote: thread :quote: .


#271

Bubble181

Bubble181

wants to :quote: drill :quote: some :quote: holes :quote:


#272

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to be :quote: shot :quote:


#273

Bubble181

Bubble181

Would definitely :quote: hit :quote: that.


#274

Hylian

Hylian

^ :quote: :aaahhh: :quote: :quote: :aaahhh: :quote: :quote: :aaahhh: :quote:


#275

Bubble181

Bubble181

:quote: :waah: :quote:


#276

Hylian

Hylian

:quote: :google: :quote:


#277

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has :quote: taken :quote: this :quote: :quote: :quote: thing one step too far.


#278



Qonas

^ Needs to learn that some :quote: things :quote: can never be taken :quote: far enough :quote: .


#279

Bubble181

Bubble181

Error: a message canc ontain a maximum of 10 smileys. BAH!


#280

Hylian

Hylian

^ :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote:


#281



Philosopher B.

^ Overworks the poor emoticons without pay. :sadness:


#282

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ exposes me for the slave driver I am.
Also exposes self. Ewww. Cover it up, dude.


#283

Hylian

Hylian

^ should cover himself of also


#284



The Mike

should stop the head hitting


#285

Hylian

Hylian

^ should stop telling me what to do :devil:


#286

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
might like some cheese to go with that whine


#287



The Mike

has my back

Thanks


#288



Philosopher B.

^ Has my back.

< Wants his back back.


#289

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a gun pointed at his back


#290

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has a back pointg at his gun


#291



The Mike

makes no sense


#292

Hylian

Hylian

^ never makes any sense


#293

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ made a mockumentary about water fleas.


#294

Hylian

Hylian

^ played the lead star


#295

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ didn't put my name in the credits. Will get a letter from my lawyers.


#296

Hylian

Hylian

^ should have read his contract better


#297

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
writes contracts for the devil to use


#298

Hylian

Hylian

^ is bound by one :twisted:


#299



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has a clerical job, looking for loopholes and closing them.


#300



The Mike

plays with his hole


#301

Hylian

Hylian

^ watches him play with said hole


#302



Philosopher B.

^ Only plays with other people's holes.


#303



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has a whole lot of fun with his hole.


#304



The Mike

enjoys holes


#305

Hylian

Hylian

^ is stuck in a hole


#306



The Mike

threw me in there


#307



Scarlet Varlet

^ Landed in a rut, now stuck in one.


#308

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
drives around in a huge SUV, causing ruts for people to get stuck in


#309



The Mike

has no thumbs


#310



Scarlet Varlet

^ Opposes his thumbs at every possible instance. :humph:


#311

Hylian

Hylian

^ Has 10 dozen thumbs that he severed off random strangers


#312



The Mike

looks out for his thumbs


#313



Scarlet Varlet

^ Sat down down with a pie, stuck in a plum and pulled out a thumb.


#314



The Mike

knows how to rhime


#315

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows rime is a serious problem these days on msot of the planet.


#316

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that polite civil discussions for brokering peace are for nill.

Chaos infinite chaos muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :aaahhh:


#317

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks the whole world will ultimately be consumed by Khorne. He's wrong - Nuffle will win out in the end.


#318



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is betting all his dead mice on Nuffle.


#319

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has problems financing his scientific projects


#320



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has been offering volume discounts on slightly used lab rats. Hmm.


#321

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know I only provide monetary means of support not actual lab materials.


#322



Scarlet Varlet

^ Lies! He's got a basement full of them! Ben told me!


#323

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has started listening to the voices in his head again


#324



Scarlet Varlet

^ Keeps inserting quarters in my ear for another 3 minutes.


#325



Philosopher B.

^ Needs to clean his ears.


#326



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is right, I could do with the change.


#327

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
could make candles with all the wax in his ears


#328



Scarlet Varlet

^ Better stand back, this looks like a Roman one.


#329



Qonas

^ Has some dangerous earwax.


#330



edzepp

needs that earwax for his dastardly plan to blow up the White House and take over the world.


#331



Philosopher B.

^ Is insanely jealous because he doesn't have a plan.


#332



edzepp

doesn't know that I have all of my dastardly plans in storage. I'm halfway through folder C right now.


#333

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Overplans things.


#334

Shawn

Shawn

^
Strikes while the iron is... doing iron things.


#335

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Believes that non-organic material possess the capacity to think and therefore actively partake in various actions, either through genetic hardwiring or conscious action.


#336

Shawn

Shawn

^
Will get raped by an elemental one traumatic evening.


#337



edzepp

is staked out behind Ranger's house dressed in a rock elemental costume, waiting for him to go to bed.


#338



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has the OSHA seal of approval.


#339

Shawn

Shawn

^
Clubbed the Seal of Approval while vacationing in the arctic.


#340



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has just revealed my vacation plans, thus elevating National Security Level from Paisley to Plaid. Thanks mate, thanks a lot. :grrr:


#341

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

^Favorite joke is "A Baby Seal walks into a club."


#342

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^ favorite joke.

3 men walk into a bar, the 4th one ducked.


#343

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

^Knows why I wear the helm.


#344

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows why Ifly.


#345



Rubicon

^ has way more free time than anyone else here, that scares the shit out of me


#346

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is the pot to Bubbles Kettle...


#347

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ realizes Mav has a lot more non-SSAtPP-posts than me.


#348



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was one of two owls that flew into a barn, the other one went in the door.


#349

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ saw me flying through the window and had to make a joke about it.


#350



Qonas

^ Is the butt of way more jokes than just that one. :thumbsup:


#351

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Said Butt....hehehehehe


#352



edzepp

is of low mind.


#353

Hylian

Hylian

^ is of no mind


#354

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a mindless automaton. Or a [insert favourite group of disapproval, eg. "Republican"].


#355

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is Finished...or Finnish...you decide.


#356

Hylian

Hylian

^ has no voice of his own


#357

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Has no mind of his own...


#358

Hylian

Hylian

^ mind has long since rotted away from lack of use


#359

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
lost his mind to Gannodorf


#360

Hylian

Hylian

^ was turned down for the role of Smeagol for being too ugly


#361

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

settled for the roll of an Orc.


#362

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
was rejected as a dwarf, hobbit and orc, but did land the part of a troll in the final battle


#363

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Rebounded and got the Role of Frank in MIB.


#364

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Was Rohirrim #379.


#365

Hylian

Hylian

^ was rejected for the roll of a dwarf in the LotR movie cause his beard wasnt big enough


#366

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Used his hammer-to-the-head routine to land a job as a stunt double.


#367

Hylian

Hylian

^ tried to steal my hammer routine


#368

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is barking at the wrong tree. My doctor has ordered me on a strict no-hammer diet.


#369

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't know I have a photographic evidence as well as footage from a security camera that caught the whole incident.


#370

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

is a Bloody Ninja


#371

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wanted to be a pirate, but the helmet kept getting in the way


#372

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is from a great series of books.


#373

Hylian

Hylian

^ is from the ashes of an extinct volcanic eruption or he may be just some random person on the internet


#374

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is from hyrule...or is just crazy.


#375

Hylian

Hylian

^ is just crazy


#376



The Mike

talks about crazy?


#377



Scarlet Varlet

^ Hears crazy talk and starts talking to himself about crazy people.


#378

Hylian

Hylian

^ talks to himself and doesnt get any response


#379



The Mike

Has someone to talk to


#380



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has been having deep philosophical discussions with fleas.


#381



The Mike

Knows about my research


#382

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has a problem with fleas should call for an exterminator


#383



The Mike

wants the job?


#384

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't pay very well;


#385



LordRavage

^Works for dead mice. :?


#386

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows many mice who have shuffled off this mortal coil. And knows that they are hiring.


#387

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is interested in being my colleague.


#388

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has trouble recruiting collegeaus


#389

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows my colleagues have a life expectancy of 20.


#390

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is rather rough on colleagues, should take it easier


#391

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks it's all my fault
It's not my fault they all look so yummy


#392

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
tries to pass the blame, but knows the truth will win in the end


#393

Bubble181

Bubble181

^thinks the Truth will always win. Doesn't know about that one time I did something in Vegas and took it along with me when I left.


#394



Scarlet Varlet

^ The Truth Shall Make Him Fret


#395

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ The Truth shall make him eat.


#396



Scarlet Varlet

^ Knows not what evil lurks in the pots of men, but The Shadow knows!


#397

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows not what good lurks in the hearts of men.


#398



Scarlet Varlet

^ Sounds like a Pollyanna :eyeroll:


#399

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

sounds like a parrot on helium when speaking


#400



Scarlet Varlet

^ Knows all about getting gassed.


#401

Bubble181

Bubble181

^thinks I'd fail the Turing test.


#402



Scarlet Varlet

^ Can barely pass the Touring test Look kids - Big Ben! Parliament! Look kids - Big Ben. Parliament .. Look kids - big ben. parliament...


#403

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can't passs the fucking dipshit Tourette test. Clown-assed Bavarian.


#404



Scarlet Varlet

^ Had a Tourmaline, but took it for Granite.


#405

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ deserves an instant rimshot
< should've left for work 10 minutes ago. Is now gone.


#406



Scarlet Varlet

^ Visited the red light district while he had diarrhea - came and went at the same time.


#407



Philosopher B.

^ Puts disturbing images in my head.

v Is a filthy liar.


#408



Scarlet Varlet

^ Hears me say, "I am now lying." Smoke comes out his ears and his hat spins.


#409

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
told the truth


#410

Shawn

Shawn

^
farts trouble.


#411

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows the dangers of an upset bowel


#412

Shawn

Shawn

^
Would sell me out for a rubber toy.


#413

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, it would have to be a liver treat, not a rubber toy


#414



Scarlet Varlet

^ Declined a job in Camelot as a Knight Watchman - It was a silly place.


#415

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Heard this piece of information when he was temping for the Spam delivery person.


#416

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was the singer in the Lordi for the Eurosong a few years back.


#417



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is a WITCH!!!


#418

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is off to find a duck.


#419

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will stuff said duck in a turkey.


#420

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows that a stuffed turkey is the perfect stuffing for a bear.


#421

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is a crazy viking


#422



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is the looney bird.


#423

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is a red red robbin.


#424



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is the Dark and Stormy Knight.


#425

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is the Crimson Knave.


#426

Hylian

Hylian

^ is about to be a nice thanksgiving dinner due to a hunter with bad eye sight


#427



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will be shocked and amazed when the Thanksgiving "turkey" comes to life again on the dinner table (or stomach.)


#428

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know that his vegetarianism is killing poor innocent plants that don't deserve to die. They have feeling to you know!


#429



Scarlet Varlet

^ Probably heard this chunk of fruitcake, left over from Christmas, screaming in pain as my jaws of death rip into its flesh.


#430

Hylian

Hylian

^ the blood of that fruitcake shall be on his hands.


#431



Scarlet Varlet

^ Mistakes Rum for Blood. (wonder what church he goes to?)


#432

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is about to cross the line, bringing religion into this thread


#433



Scarlet Varlet

^ Bears false witness.


#434



Dunny

Will never be able to cast the first stone.


#435

Hylian

Hylian

^ passed a kidney stone


#436



Dunny

Was watching :paranoid:


#437

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is now afraid to pee, because he can never be sure that somehow, somewhere Hylian isn't watching him, just waiting to see a kidney stone...


#438



Dunny

Has put a horrible, horrible image in my head...and now it won't leave!!! :waah:


#439

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
now knows that what has been imagined cannot be un-imagined


#440

Hylian

Hylian

^ experienced that the first time he looked in a mirror and saw his reflection


#441



Dunny

Has never looked in a mirror, for to do so would be to tempt madness.


#442

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Knows that that which has been seen cannot be unseen.


#443



Scarlet Varlet

^ Medium-dark Helmet, not as versed in the Schwartz as his brother.


#444



The Mike

Has 2 brothers


#445



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is off by about half a dozen.


#446



The Mike

Has 8 brothers then


#447

Hylian

Hylian

^ ate his brothers cookies


#448

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is his brother's keeper.


#449

Hylian

Hylian

^ brothers blood cries up from the ground


#450



The Mike

wants some cookies?


#451

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has cookies, and is willing to share... for a price!


#452

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ had some milk to go along with those cookies.


#453

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wanted the milk, and cookies


#454

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is actually named Ged.


#455

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Prefers tiny itsy bitsy rodents for dinner.


#456

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has made the 100th version of the same joke! Wins a medal! Hooray! Have a bouquet of flowers! :-P


#457

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is tired of mice jokes, wants more variety


#458

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is wise in the ways of owls.


#459

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
posts his own damned owl joke


#460

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ hoots with laughter at my hilarious quips.


#461

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is below-average titillating in the list of hooters I've seen.


#462



edzepp

sued for sexual harassment towards owls.


#463

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is the Carrie Nation of owl sexual harassment.


#464

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is the Jack Thompson of owl porn.


#465



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is the Larry Flynt of owls. "Show us your Hooters!"


#466

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows me too well. Tried it himself once, but it failed for him.


#467

Hylian

Hylian

^ is delusional ever since that time he tried drying off in a microwave


#468



Scarlet Varlet

^ Seeking the way to return to Hylia ended up at the Hialeah Park Race Track, where he was cleaned out by a bad tip from a tout in the 4th race, where he put everything he had on a horse named Tripod.


#469



Batdan

^
angrier than a one legged waitress working at IHOP


#470

Hylian

Hylian

^ made said lady a angry one legged waitress


#471

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

should take some tylenol


#472

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt know what I need :waah:


#473

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is in need of sex.

You are a guy, right?


#474



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is a Pimp


#475

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a john.

Cough up the dough.


#476

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is an extornionist


#477

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows the coolness value of the 'X'.

Which reminds me, you have a severed finger in your mailbox. Just to remind you...


#478

Hylian

Hylian

^ is missing a finger


#479

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Shouldn't remind me. I never leave any evidence behind at a crime scene.

I'm ze perfect mastermind :bush:


#480

Hylian

Hylian

^ is delusional


#481

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Probably has a serious headache...


#482

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

should be careful. i like to fry things :twisted: :aaahhh:


#483

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know that the facemask bit has been done to death.


#484

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know that beards are out of fashion and should get it shaved.

Hears a razor


#485

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

^^Should know that the beard thing has been done to death.

^Posts faster than me, but thinks the same thing. Must be an electric razor if you can hear it.


#486

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows he can't pull the arms off a gundark


#487

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is hardly infinite.


#488

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Can't rise back from the dead all the time :Leyla:


#489



Batdan

^
resurrects a different color every time


#490

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is a tad slow with the post button...

;)


#491

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

^
^
Thinks InfiniteShadow is like the Pokémon franchise.

^
Is a ninja-birdie.


#492



Batdan

^
resurrects with a different beard color every time


#493

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is a bad kitty.


#494

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Tastes like cerulean chicken.


#495

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Would prefer some hot sauce with that cerulean chicken


#496

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Stole my post! Must be a sneaky ninja!


#497



Batdan

^
was a puce parrot in a former life


#498

Hylian

Hylian

^ was a hairball in a former life


#499

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Was fathered by a Blue Meanie.


#500



Batdan

^
sometimes, but not often, referred to as the ecru meanie


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