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So, I've been thinking that when I reach a certain post count, I should pull up stakes and leave this fine forum. So, what count should I leave on? Cast your vote.

43

It should be the last 4 digits of your Social Security number.

General Specific said:

43

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Gusto said:

NO ONE PAINTS

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totally,

Gusto said:

NO ONE LEAVES

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I thought two men enter one man leaves.

I think I signed up for the wrong thing here.

phil;406594][QUOTE=Gusto said:

SEAL ONE OVEN

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what?

Gusto said:

NO ONE LEAVES

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I just realized how bad this sounds, given that your name is Null.

Gusto;406598][QUOTE=Gusto said:

ONE SANE LOVE

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I just realized how bad this sounds, given that your name is Null.

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His name is SCENE. or Sean. Same thing

Gusto;406598][QUOTE=Gusto said:

ALONE EVEN SO

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I just realized how bad this sounds, given that your name is Null.

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:waah:

SpecialKO;406603][QUOTE=Gusto;406598][QUOTE=Gusto said:

NOSE OVEN ALE

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I just realized how bad this sounds, given that your name is Null.

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:waah:[/QUOTE]
yeah, kinda

No Grue option? HMPH

No. :lalala:

I picked 2000, cause it's the lowest.

Wow, dude... this is like a step under a "goodbye, you idiots!" thread.

Maybe he'll never post again. Just to spite us. So his post count never comes true.

Just leave. And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Tell us how you really feel, DA.

DarkAudit said:

Just leave. And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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CUZ I DON'T WANT ASSPRINTS ON MY NEW DOOR!

Wasabi Poptart said:

Tell us how you really feel, DA.

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He calls him Negative Nully.

Null: "When should I leave? For I know you hate me, and in your endless hate, you shall subject me to your immediate responses, furthering my belief in the hypothesis that you hate me. OH WOE IS ME! [strike]Tell me how much you love me and never want me to leeeeeeeeeeeeeaaave.[/strike]"

TEH FORUM: "[strike]RIGHT NAO.[/strike] Oh never ever ever my lovey love!"

Null: *self-worth validated and ego inflated*

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

My love is sincere.

That doesn't mean Dream Goddess wasn't SPOT ON with that post. That's EXACTLY what this thread is.

Frankly, I would have expected it from lots of other posters, but not Null.

Calleja said:

That doesn't mean Dream Goddess wasn't SPOT ON with that post. That's EXACTLY what this thread is.

Frankly, I would have expected it from lots of other posters, but not Null.

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Frankly I would've expected someone to call him on it before Dream posted, like Chazwozel or B.T.... although I guess she slammed it well enough with her thread.

The image of B.T. slamming ANYTHING is... evocative...

Also, Drama Llama is watching....

Officer_Charon said:

The image of B.T. slamming ANYTHING is... evocative...

Also, Drama Llama is watching....

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He likes to watch.

Hey! I said something before DG's post!

Calleja said:

Hey! I said something before DG's post!

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Hey, you're right! Sorry man, just no one actually reads your posts anymore. They either go "Oh, Beatles, I hate those guys, better not read this or I need to chew Calleja out in the Epic Win thread" or "Oh, Hitchhiker's, I'd better pos or neg rep Calleja to try getting him to 42."

I'm not even sure what I'm responding to you anymore, but I'd damn well better neg rep you since you're above 42 right now. I'm helping you out.

.... this guy is like the ENTIRE essence of Halforums DISTILLED INTO A SINGLE POSTER

So Escushion wins at Halforums?

Calleja said:

.... this guy is like the ENTIRE essence of Halforums DISTILLED INTO A SINGLE POSTER

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Aw, I'm gonna remember that forever.

Officer_Charon said:

So Escushion wins at Halforums?

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According to Calleja, I am Halforums!

What? Winning? No, no, there's nothing to be won here, sir. He's to be pitied and maybe dissected and studied so this never happens again.

Calleja said:

What? Winning? No, no, there's nothing to be won here, sir. He's to be pitied and maybe dissected and studied so this never happens again.

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Sort of like when they look at the wrecks of jet liners after they crash?

Officer_Charon;406771][QUOTE=Calleja said:

What? Winning? No, no, there's nothing to be won here, sir. He's to be pitied and maybe dissected and studied so this never happens again.

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Sort of like when they look at the wrecks of jet liners after they crash?[/QUOTE]

More like they study those harlequin syndrome babies

<--

Haters gonna hate, scientists gonna SCIENCE!

Penises gonna fall?



Wait, shit, wrong thread.

Edit: Also, shit, I forgot to use Halforums' OFFICIAL plural form of "penis": penii

No Eagles quote.

I've never been prouder of this forum.

Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air?

Vagabond said:

No Eagles quote.

I've never been prouder of this forum.

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Goddamn. I was JUST about to post that.

WHAT EAGLES QUOTE!?

If isn't Hotel California then you're all talking gibberish to me.

He's proud that nobody posted "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave" as a response to the OP.

Oh.

so it WAS Hotel California.

I'll be in the dumb kids thread.

Calleja said:

Oh.

so it WAS Hotel California.

I'll be in the dumb kids thread.

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Ok, but we counted the crayons. Please don't eat any more.

Rob King said:

Ok, but we counted the crayons. Please don't eat any more.

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How will he poop Skittles if he doesn't eat more crayons? There goes the whole idea for how to keep Halforums around for a long time to come!

This thread needs moar tears

Heeeee (We gave him most of our posts)
is leaviiiiiing (Sacraficed most of our threads)
hooooooome (We gave him everything halbucks could buy)

Null, just stay. Its cool man.

*Gives that awkward man hug and ends up just giving a quick pat on the back.

I guess I don't understand these kind of threads. I mean, what is it you expect to get? A specific number of people will be "I HATE YOU! GO NOW!" and a certain number will be, "Why leave?"

I've been the member of several boards and when I'm done with them I usually...just stop posting. Only once has anyone really noticed. I went back there not too long ago and it was like the scene in St. Elmo's Fire when the group went back to "their" bar - the people were all different and even though I had been there longer (more posts than all of them combined) I was the outsider.

I like Null as a person but he needs to make up his own mind.

escushion;406762][QUOTE=Calleja said:

Hey! I said something before DG's post!

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Hey, you're right! Sorry man, just no one actually reads your posts anymore. They either go "Oh, Beatles, I hate those guys, better not read this or I need to chew Calleja out in the Epic Win thread" or "Oh, Hitchhiker's, I'd better pos or neg rep Calleja to try getting him to 42."

I'm not even sure what I'm responding to you anymore, but I'd damn well better neg rep you since you're above 42 right now. I'm helping you out.[/QUOTE]

Null, you know what the Beatles say,

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"

Just throwing a few suggestions out there:

Denbrought said:

This thread needs moar tears

Heeeee (We gave him most of our posts)
is leaviiiiiing (Sacraficed most of our threads)
hooooooome (We gave him everything halbucks could buy)

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:laugh: You are wonderful.

For those of you pointing me in the direction of Den's post... don't worry, I saw it, pos repped him for it and everything.


I didn't post about it here cause Null would be all WARBLE GARBLE FUCK THE BEATLES GARBLE if I did.

Amorous Eyes said:

1,995 wasn't an option in the poll. I has a sad.

Dream Goddess said:

Null: "When should I leave? For I know you hate me, and in your endless hate, you shall subject me to your immediate responses, furthering my belief in the hypothesis that you hate me. OH WOE IS ME! [strike]Tell me how much you love me and never want me to leeeeeeeeeeeeeaaave.[/strike]"

TEH FORUM: "[strike]RIGHT NAO.[/strike] Oh never ever ever my lovey love!"

Null: *self-worth validated and ego inflated*

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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I love you.

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"Everyone step back nothing to see here--oh wow, a plane crash! C'mon everybody, come in close look at this neat wreckage!" ~The Simpsons, poorly referenced.

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CHIPPY! I...I


missed you

I know, Juice. <3

You know, I'm gonna be in Michigan again soooon.....*suggestive eyebrow raise

I'll get the fuck bed and fuck music ready for our fuck fucking

Chippy said:

I'll get the fuck bed and fuck music ready for our fuck fucking

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*kicks Chippy in the teeth.*

HAI I MISSED YOU

dont you touch my man

like that

Gilman Chatsworth said:

dont you touch my man

like that

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Chippy was mine before you existed, Comic Sans.

why are we typing

like this


all of a sudden?

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LEAVE MY CHIPPY ALONE, HE'S MINE YOU HARLOT BITCHES!

I guess I am the only one who didn't take Null's post seriously. Chill out folks.

drawn_inward said:

I guess I am the only one who didn't take Null's post seriously. Chill out folks.

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I don't think any of us actually took it seriously, hence our zany replies.

fuck along now, inward. Chippy is srs bsns.

Gilman Chatsworth said:

fuck along now, inward. Chippy is srs bsns.

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*kicks your teeth in* listen you weather beaten hootchie BITCH! STEP UP.

Oh you just feel lucky you haven't photoshopped lasers into my face. You feel lucky because I'd laser your face with those lasers


so fast

Gilman Chatsworth said:

I'm a hipster with no hips.

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Or teeth.

You know who's been weirdly silent since this thread started?

Null.

B.T.;407021][QUOTE=Gilman Chatsworth said:

I'm a hipster with no hips.

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Or teeth.[/QUOTE]

DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A PBR CAN TATTOOED ON MY CHEST

also

I wish I had teeth again

Gilman Chatsworth;407047][QUOTE=B.T.;407021][QUOTE=Gilman Chatsworth said:

I'm a hipster with no hips.

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Or teeth.[/QUOTE]

DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A PBR CAN TATTOOED ON MY CHEST

also

I wish I had teeth again [/QUOTE]

You just might. You are a fratboy afterall...

What if Gen Specific thinks of the post number???

Oh, and who is Dream Goddess? Name changes have thrown me for a loop.

Chazwozel;407048][QUOTE=Gilman Chatsworth;407047][QUOTE=B.T.;407021][QUOTE=Gilman Chatsworth said:

I'm a hipster with no hips.

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Or teeth.[/QUOTE]

DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A PBR CAN TATTOOED ON MY CHEST

also

I wish I had teeth again [/QUOTE]

You just might. You are a fratboy afterall...[/QUOTE]

Why would a frat boy have PBR tattooed on their chest?

drawn_inward said:

What if Gen Specific thinks of the post number???

Oh, and who is Dream Goddess? Name changes have thrown me for a loop.

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Someone you never knew to begin with as I have been more of a lurker. (I really just used to use the Gaming area of the forum for my weekly Halforums D and D games.) ^_^ I started as "falineowlight" but realized that I was feeling weird going by that as every other forum I had ever been on, I went by Dream. Soooooo...I went back.

I'm also escushion's fiancée, if that helps at all.

Dream Goddess;407171][QUOTE=drawn_inward said:

What if Gen Specific thinks of the post number???

Oh, and who is Dream Goddess? Name changes have thrown me for a loop.

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Someone you never knew to begin with as I have been more of a lurker. (I really just used to use the Gaming area of the forum for my weekly Halforums D and D games.) ^_^ I started as "falineowlight" but realized that I was feeling weird going by that as every other forum I had ever been on, I went by Dream. Soooooo...I went back.

I'm also escushion's fiancée, if that helps at all.[/QUOTE]

I do recongnise you by the old username.

Dream Goddess said:

I'm also escushion's fiancée, if that helps at all.

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a TOAST!

HEAR, HEAR!

B.T.;407186][QUOTE=Dream Goddess said:

I'm also escushion's fiancée, if that helps at all.

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a TOAST!
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I'm also 7/8 lesbian. ^.^

Hooray?

Dream Goddess;407200][QUOTE=B.T.;407186][QUOTE=Dream Goddess said:

I'm also escushion's fiancée, if that helps at all.

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a TOAST!
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I'm also 7/8 lesbian. ^.^[/QUOTE]

Is Null gone yet?

B.T.;407245][QUOTE=Dream Goddess;407200][QUOTE=B.T.;407186][QUOTE=Dream Goddess said:

I'm also escushion's fiancée, if that helps at all.

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a TOAST!
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I'm also 7/8 lesbian. ^.^[/QUOTE]

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Hee hee hee. I like to taste like burning.

...why am I burning again?

why would I ever leave this place?

Damn, ecushion, she made me laugh. I might have to kidnap her...

I already had a dream of Shego kidnapping her, so yeah, let's add some more.

The unwritten HalForums code: Being thou female, thou shalt be coveted by thine fellow female forumites...

Officer_Charon said:

The unwritten HalForums code: Being thou female, thou shalt be coveted by thine fellow female forumites...

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pssh.

how else would I skin her alive and grind her bones for cement?

Hey, if wanton flirting works in lieu of an anglerfish-style bright, shiny light, then so be it! *grins*

ESCUSHION IS MINE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU DREAM GODDESS PERSON!!


....wait, ...cough..um.. I mean... YAYY!! WEDDING!!

drawn_inward said:

What if Gen Specific thinks of the post number???

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42?

no, 43

Calleja said:

ESCUSHION IS MINE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU DREAM GODDESS PERSON!!


....wait, ...cough..um.. I mean... YAYY!! WEDDING!!

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Nothing brightens up the forum like a Fernando Flip-out. ^_^

Calleja said:

ESCUSHION IS MINE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU DREAM GODDESS PERSON!!


....wait, ...cough..um.. I mean... YAYY!! WEDDING!!

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He's not your babe, Fernando.

Baerdog;407445][QUOTE=Calleja said:

ESCUSHION IS MINE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU DREAM GODDESS PERSON!!


....wait, ...cough..um.. I mean... YAYY!! WEDDING!!

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He's not your babe, Fernando.[/QUOTE]

He's not your Fernando, bro-head.

Officer_Charon;407446][QUOTE=Baerdog;407445][QUOTE=Calleja said:

ESCUSHION IS MINE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU DREAM GODDESS PERSON!!


....wait, ...cough..um.. I mean... YAYY!! WEDDING!!

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He's not your babe, Fernando.[/QUOTE]

He's not your Fernando, bro-head.[/QUOTE]
I ain't your bro-head, Bro-natello.

Officer_Charon said:

Hey, if wanton flirting works in lieu of an anglerfish-style bright, shiny light, then so be it! *grins*

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You mean like this?

Desperado is the only action movie I can think of when people actually reload in the middle of the fight (sometimes) because they're out of bullets, as opposed to dramatic timing.

Calleja said:

no, 43

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I said 43 already, 1st reply. B.T. hit me with a bus for doing so. I'm still a bit woozy...

44?

LordRavage;407484][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

Hey, if wanton flirting works in lieu of an anglerfish-style bright, shiny light, then so be it! *grins*

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You mean like this? [/QUOTE]


Not sure if want...

Amorous Eyes;407862][QUOTE=Officer_Charon;407844][QUOTE=LordRavage;407484][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

Hey, if wanton flirting works in lieu of an anglerfish-style bright, shiny light, then so be it! *grins*

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You mean like this? [/QUOTE]

Not sure if want...[/QUOTE]

Androgynous ftw? (It's a woman, fyi )[/QUOTE]

I can tell from the titties and having seen quite a few girls in my time.

Calleja said:

ESCUSHION IS MINE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU DREAM GODDESS PERSON!!


....wait, ...cough..um.. I mean... YAYY!! WEDDING!!

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You know, we've been engaged since December 2008. I've mentioned having a fiancee many times. This is nothing new. Did people think I was just inventing a woman all this time?

yes

I've seen her around and heard her in vent. I didn't think you were that good a voice actor.

Maybe he's using one of those voice morphing programs...

Azurephoenix said:

Maybe he's using one of those voice Morphine programs...

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FTFY

Officer_Charon;407901][QUOTE=Azurephoenix said:

Maybe he's using one of those voice Morphine programs...

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FTFY[/QUOTE]

See!?

Morphine as Sexy Female Dispatcher.

Hrm

escushion;407881][QUOTE=Calleja said:

ESCUSHION IS MINE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU DREAM GODDESS PERSON!!


....wait, ...cough..um.. I mean... YAYY!! WEDDING!!

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You know, we've been engaged since December 2008. I've mentioned having a fiancee many times. This is nothing new. Did people think I was just inventing a woman all this time?[/QUOTE]

There's like DOZENS of you people, do you expect me to keep track of all of youse? Psssh.

Uh, yes. Duh.

Who are you, new-moving-avatar-guy? I never keep track with all these avatar changings :/

I'm the same person I've always been, Cougar Bait.

Baerdog said:

I'm the same person I've always been, Cougar Bait.

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Good news everyone!

.Amy.;407424][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

The unwritten HalForums code: Being thou female, thou shalt be coveted by thine fellow female forumites...

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pssh.

how else would I skin her alive and grind her bones for cement?[/QUOTE]

I hear I make great grout, too. You should totally check into that when you come abduct me.

So yeah.....

Hmm.

I'm still around 7000 short of the winning number there.

Null said:

I'm still around 7000 short of the winning number there.

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less posting more posting.
wait. fuck. dammit.

Disconnected;426970][QUOTE=Null said:

I'm still around 7000 short of the winning number there.

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less posting more posting.
wait. fuck. dammit.[/QUOTE]

Haha!