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On Vehicular Safety and Trimming Bushes

#1

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

http://www.examiner.com/x-662-Stran...-crashes-car-while-trimming-her-private-parts

Megan Mariah Barnes, a 37-year-old Florida resident, was so excited to be meeting her boyfriend in Key West that she decided to use the travel time to do a little extra grooming.
But Ms. Barnes, cruising Highway 1 behind the wheel of her Ford Thunderbird, wasn’t applying extra lipstick or tweezing her eyebrows; she was preparing her bikini line by doing a little lady gardening.
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#2



makare

That hilarious. What are some people thinking seriously


#3

Cajungal

Cajungal

...Well, that's exactly what I expected from the title. Good lord, that's stupid.


#4

Dave

Dave

I heard about this yesterday but couldn't find the story online to post it. I didn't think anyone would believe me if I just said it.


#5

phil

phil

I saw a link about it on digg.

How does someone come to the conclusion that this is a good idea?


#6

figmentPez

figmentPez

Wait, her ex-husband is in the car with her on the way to see her boyfriend... and she's driving while shaving down there?

Authorities said the woman’s ex-husband was holding the wheel from the passenger seat while she attempted to shave. After plowing into the pick-up as it slowed to make a turn, the pair drove just far enough out of sight to change seats.
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And she'd been been convicted the day before of a DUI, which got her license suspended? I don't even want to think about the kinky stuff this woman must be into.


And the cop's reaction, :laugh:

“About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot,” Trooper Dunick said, “who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”
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#7

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

I.... got nothin'. :wtf:


#8



Philosopher B.



















































1 characters mofokka.


#9

Rob King

Rob King

The other day I was driving, and I had a pile of Mr. Freeze's. So I had brought scissors to open them. I was opening my third one when I thought "Wait a minute. This is NOT safe. I was told not to run with scissors ... and here I am DRIVING with them."

If I had known this was coming, I'd have done a little gardening myself, just to try and keep up with the Jonses.

(Not actually.)


#10



Chazwozel

I'm confused. It said she switched places with her husband, is this before or after the accident?


#11

Rob King

Rob King

She switched after the accident. She didn't want to get caught driving because her license had already been suspended.


#12



Chazwozel

Rob King said:
She switched after the accident. She didn't want to get caught driving because her license had already been suspended.
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Ah, yeah, I skimmed the article too fast.


#13

General Specific

General Specific

I was trying to get onto the interstate once and was blocked by some dumb woman who was eating soup while driving.


#14

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I've seen some one eating a bowl of cereal while driving in Houston traffic.

I watched as one dude was finishing a Slurpee,by digging at the bottom of the cup with the spoon/straw, staring at the 1/4 oz of ice the whole time, and saw him hit the car in front of him.


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