Oh, you sonova! That's it, c'mere! I've been sprucing up my novel today, so I'm in a Dill ass-kicking kinda mood.
*drags you by the ear out the door; grabs a baseball bat on his way out*
man, that homework metaphor doesn't work with the way I did homework.
"If you were my homework, I'd do you in a mediocre way and in the last minute, just because I had to"
"If you were my homework, I'd do you in a mediocre way and in the last minute, just because I had to"
If LilKag was my homework, I'm slam her down on my desk and make sure I did her right. Spending hours going over the fine details, making sure every inch of her was done right. Sometimes I'd do her so long, we'd watch the sun start to come over the horizon, while putting the finishing touches to make sure she's 100% finished.
Man, I want to know where you went to school! I had enough trouble finding 3B pencils at the bookstore, let alone dildos.
I just want you all to know that this is the first de-rail that I have ever been a part of....
Well, you were until that ironic hipster crap at the end. If you're going to derail a thread, do it properly.
In my opinion, Kags is the only homework in that picture I would do.
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And Darkangel is busy with work and her boyfriend and just life stuff....much to my chagrin.
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And Darkangel is busy with work and her boyfriend and just life stuff....much to my chagrin.
I'm flattered. 
Sounds like my prom night?
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SeraRelm
I would wreck you.
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I don't think the teacher would give you an A for that.
Wait.
Are we still talking about homework?
Clubbing yo'.
(For you Docseverin!)
(For you Docseverin!)
I'm going to be so confused about my sexuality the next time I read Peanuts.
Oh man, I fucking love gift bags!
j/k, looking good in the kitchen
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Not sure if I posted this one yet, but this is me rocking my new helmet
And a photo of why I love skydiving....in Texas.
j/k, looking good in the kitchen
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Not sure if I posted this one yet, but this is me rocking my new helmet
And a photo of why I love skydiving....in Texas.
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SeraRelm
Ok, 1: I wouldn't wanna die naked.. that way. and 2: it's not fliiiight, it's falling. 
I'm glad you have fun with it though.
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And that's a dish towel, not an oven mitt.
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And that is a nice gift bag. What are you cooking in it?
I'm glad you have fun with it though.
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And that's a dish towel, not an oven mitt.
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And that is a nice gift bag. What are you cooking in it?
Yeah, it is a dish towel, but I was fine not saying anything.
I'm cooking love, of course!! No, they just need to go downstairs and I'm to lazy to take them there. (Steep stairs!!)
I'm cooking love, of course!! No, they just need to go downstairs and I'm to lazy to take them there. (Steep stairs!!)
Heh, I was thinking the exact same thing! I'm getting shivers just looking at them....of course, maybe Texas is awesome and warm this time of year.....
BananaHands
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Texas.... awesome?
It has to be at least a little awesome - they have bountiful BBQ places!! (My favorite food group, right along with fruit.)
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Don't believe everything you see on TV.
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SeraRelm
Let their powers combine!
Supposed to be 87 degrees in Austin today, minus 1 degree for every thousand feet up at a jump altitude of 13,500ft = 73.5 degrees F at altitude, this of course does not take into effect wind chill, but it is more than comfortable because you are focused on the task at hand, you don't notice the cold. Here in Virginia at altitude it is -20C or less at altitude so I would be sweating in 73 degree weather.
@Sera- Call it what you want, it's freeing for me up there and I feel like I am flying, especially when I get my wingsuit and I can actually "glide for several miles". http://listverse.com/2009/06/18/top-10-incredibly-dangerous-sports/ Here is a list of at least 10 things more dangerous than skydiving, if I die naked bouncing off the earth, then by god I know I had a good time getting there.
In conclusion.....Whuffos.
@Sera- Call it what you want, it's freeing for me up there and I feel like I am flying, especially when I get my wingsuit and I can actually "glide for several miles". http://listverse.com/2009/06/18/top-10-incredibly-dangerous-sports/ Here is a list of at least 10 things more dangerous than skydiving, if I die naked bouncing off the earth, then by god I know I had a good time getting there.
In conclusion.....Whuffos.
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SeraRelm
Come on Fade, everyone one knows the south is all hicks an inbred people who want to bring back slavery, right?
RIGHT?
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@Doc- Like I said, I'm glad you enjoy it. I do like how #2 on that list is basically the same thing you do but with less safety procedures. I don't think I'd do any of those willing though.
RIGHT?
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@Doc- Like I said, I'm glad you enjoy it. I do like how #2 on that list is basically the same thing you do but with less safety procedures. I don't think I'd do any of those willing though.