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And they help you figure out everyone else's.
figmentPez
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For those wondering, these pics finally went up in Kag's cosplay thread.
"It is your father's belt buckle. It is the wardrobe of a Jedi nerd. Not as clumsy nor random as suspenders. An elegant accessory for a more civilized man."
--Patrick
Sweat!?!
Something amazing happened at work today as we finished tearing down the store. I call it The Great Drum Race of 2017. With appropriately added music!
And a little more hilarity as I deliver a devastating chokeslam to my co-worker.
Chokeslammed him right in the gaylord.
To explain: A reinforced corrugated cardboard pallet tote is called a "gaylord" because the Gaylord Container Company was the first manufacturer of such bulk boxes. It's like calling all facial tissue paper 'kleenex'.
http://blog.nelsoncompany.com/home/when-is-a-container-considered-a-gaylord
To explain: A reinforced corrugated cardboard pallet tote is called a "gaylord" because the Gaylord Container Company was the first manufacturer of such bulk boxes. It's like calling all facial tissue paper 'kleenex'.
http://blog.nelsoncompany.com/home/when-is-a-container-considered-a-gaylord
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That's so gay.
GasBandit
Staff member
It's like his daddy, but with hair!
THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY!
You guys should thank Pez, because every time I send him a picture he replies with 'you should show Halforums!'. So. Thanks Pezzle.
Also. I hate my face, which is why I almost always close one eye when taking pictures...
You guys should thank Pez, because every time I send him a picture he replies with 'you should show Halforums!'. So. Thanks Pezzle.
Also. I hate my face, which is why I almost always close one eye when taking pictures...
Thanks Pez!THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY!
You guys should thank Pez, because every time I send him a picture he replies with 'you should show Halforums!'. So. Thanks Pezzle.
Also. I hate my face, which is why I almost always close one eye when taking pictures...
About the bolded: Please stop. You have no reason to.
Well quit it. It's a beautiful face, and I don't see anything about it that isn't wonderful. Whatever your brain is telling you when you look at it, your brain is clearly, and deeply, wrong. You should punish it by forcing it to think of ten things nice about your face every time you see your reflection.
Thanks Pez!
About the bolded: Please stop. You have no reason to.
Haha, you guys are sweet!
I don't mean that..I'm..hideous? By any means. But I hate how it's shaped, it's incredibly uneven and it bothers me. :/ My artist eyes take great notice of every flaw. I just don't think I photograph well because of the asymmetry - its the first thing I notice about myself in photos. So if I make it obvious, such as closing one eye, it's not so bad. It looks purposeful instead of just..my face being jacked.
BUT. Thank you. You're incredibly kind.
Oh great, now I'm going to have to hide half my face behind a mask so you don't notice my asymmetry.
On the other hand, it makes Face ID harder for others to break on my phone, sooo.... good for security I guess?
(I didn't notice my ears and eyes weren't all level until I started buying my own glasses and had to adjust them myself, and that was only a few years ago, so ignorance is bliss, I guess. Here you are, overly aware, and it's going to bother you a lot longer than it's bothered me. C'est la vie!)
How dare! You're a beautiful person! You have a nice curve to your face! Don't hide it. <3
(I notice all sorts of odd things and I have for as long as I can remember. If you asked me to, I could tell my friends apart by the shape of their wrists! I'm an odd person. :/ But, no worries! I'll survive with my weird face and I'll learn to love it someday, I'm sure.)
Please try to avoid the temptation to take anyone else’s.
Artist eyes or not, you’ve probably spent more time looking at it (backwards) than anyone else, so it’s become more “ordinary” for you.
Also, never forget the Batman lesson:
—Patrick
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There's a precedent. See Opera, Phantom of.
you are legit one of the most beautiful people i have ever met, dont ever think anything bad about yourself, it hurts me deep down when good people think these things about themselves.THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY!
You guys should thank Pez, because every time I send him a picture he replies with 'you should show Halforums!'. So. Thanks Pezzle.
Also. I hate my face, which is why I almost always close one eye when taking pictures...
It's so much easier to see
the beauty in another's face,
the ugliness in our own.
We're all the same
or we're a narcissist.
figmentPez
Staff member
Not every time! ...but close.You guys should thank Pez, because every time I send him a picture he replies with 'you should show Halforums!'. So. Thanks Pezzle.
I love your face, okay!
