It would work if Mr. Miyagi fought with a ladder...

[Zappit]

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.as ... &GT1=28101

Jackie Chan is set to play Mr. Miyagi in the new Karate Kid movie; not much else to say there. Better yet - :blue: - Jaden Smith, son of Will Smith, is playing the titular kid.



Please, Hollywood - do a new movie - no more remakes.

 

On the one hand, I can see this casting working out pretty well.

On the other hand,

:blue:

 

:blue:

 

[AshburnerX]

This is one franchise that didn't need to be remade.

 

[Gusto]

This is one franchise that didn't need to be remade.

But those other franchises can go fuck themselves...?

 

[filmfanatic]

This is one franchise that didn't need to be remade.

But those other franchises can go smurf themselves...?

No. Certain films could be good if remade. The Last Starfighter could be a good one for a remake, maybe Midnight Madness. But this?

:blue:

 

[Hylian]

 

[Gusto]

 

[ElJuski]

:smug:

 

[Le Quack]

:smug:

 

[Gusto]

:smug:

:quote:

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

look at all the racists itt

 

[Gusto]

look at all the racists itt

Where.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

look at all the racists itt

Where.

I dunno I just had to say it

 

[ElJuski]

fucking moonpeople

 

[Necronic]

Mr miyazaki! Awesome.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Mr miyazaki! Awesome.

:tumbleweed:

 

[@Li3n]

Isn't this old news?!

We need a jaded smilie btw....

 

[Pojodan]

:falldown:

Just trying to be different

 

[JCM]

Jackie Chan in a lighthearted remake? That works well, I thi- :bush:

Okay, its gonna suck.

 

[sixpackshaker]

^ I always love it when a movie looks so bad on the page, that the studio can not find a star to play the lead role. Then you end up with a bit player getting top billing.

 

[Chibibar]

A ladder, bucket, mop, plates, screen door......

It will be painful to learn Jack-Fu

 

[SpecialKO]

I dunno, I can only imagine what kind of training would be involved in learning kung-fu by doing housework Jackie-chain style.

 

[Chibibar]

I dunno, I can only imagine what kind of training would be involved in learning kung-fu by doing housework Jackie-chain style.

The kid will never survive

Jackie Chan : "To mop this floor, you must do it while balancing on this ladder and spin a plate on your head."
Jackie Chan : "Paint this wall using only a mop while on roller skates!"

 

[JCM]

Or how to break every other bone in your body-

 

[Chazwozel]

Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan = best buddy cop movies EVER!

 

[JCM]

Jackie Chan + no fame = worst porn ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_in_the_Family_(film)

 

[SpecialKO]

I dunno, I can only imagine what kind of training would be involved in learning kung-fu by doing housework Jackie-chain style.

The kid will never survive

Jackie Chan : "To mop this floor, you must do it while balancing on this ladder and spin a plate on your head."
Jackie Chan : "Paint this wall using only a mop while on roller skates!"

"Carry those shopping bags blind-folded while walking through a parking lot with your legs handcuffed together!"

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan = best buddy cop movies EVER!

No... no no no.... no. noooo..... no.... no no no... no. no..... no. nope.

 

[Chibibar]

I dunno, I can only imagine what kind of training would be involved in learning kung-fu by doing housework Jackie-chain style.

The kid will never survive

Jackie Chan : "To mop this floor, you must do it while balancing on this ladder and spin a plate on your head."
Jackie Chan : "Paint this wall using only a mop while on roller skates!"

"Carry those shopping bags blind-folded while walking through a parking lot with your legs handcuffed together!"

now THAT would be amusing.

 

[Rubicon]

not to nitpick, and i am a fan of jackie's but the mr. miyaga character was japanese.. he was born in okinawa, he knew/taught karate.

now he's being played by a chinese man IRL who knows kung fu.

yea...

 

[Chazwozel]

Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan = best buddy cop movies EVER!

No... no no no.... no. noooo..... no.... no no no... no. no..... no. nope.

Yeah I know you're partial to Cop and 1/2 and Stop! Or my mom will shoot!

 

[Calleja]

There was a thread about this a coupla months ago.

It was still a bad idea back then.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan = best buddy cop movies EVER!

No... no no no.... no. noooo..... no.... no no no... no. no..... no. nope.

Yeah I know you're partial to Cop and 1/2 and Stop! Or my mom will shoot!

48 Hours, Lethal Weapon, Beverly Hills Cop, and Training Day spring to mind, along with nearly every other one in history.

 

[Gusto]

I was accidentally admitted to the police academy twice. Now I'm Two Cops.