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Interesting Idea (38 States)

Nov 17, 2011#1

BananaHands

I mean, it makes sense. It'll never happen... but it makes sense.

The Thirty-Eight States

Redrawing the United States of America

Nov 17, 2011#2

PatrThom

I'd be happy enough if we could just tone down the Gerrymandering.

--Patrick

Nov 18, 2011#3

Dave

I fucking HATE Jerry Mandering.

Guy's a douche.

Nov 18, 2011#4

sixpackshaker

It would be better to redraw the map of Africa into 3-4 nations.

Nov 18, 2011#5

Sara_2814

It doesn't work because they gave eastern Yooperland to the Trolls! This will not end well. Expect drunken rebels with hunting rifles to blow up the Mackinaw Bridge in order to free the Occupied Territory.

This is a good illustration of "Let's just re-draw the borders on the map without considering cultural differences. What could possibly go wrong?"

Nov 18, 2011#6

GasBandit

I like this one better.

Nov 18, 2011#7

makare

Hell fucking no! South Dakota will never again be one with the inferior Dakota!

Nov 19, 2011#8

Mathias

makare said:
Hell fucking no! South Dakota will never again be one with the inferior Dakota!

Sorry to burst your bubble, but both Dakotas are pretty much a whole lotta nothing... like most of the mid-west states.

Nov 19, 2011#9

Bowielee

Sara_2814 said:
It doesn't work because they gave eastern Yooperland to the Trolls! This will not end well. Expect drunken rebels with hunting rifles to blow up the Mackinaw Bridge in order to free the Occupied Territory.

This is a good illustration of "Let's just re-draw the borders on the map without considering cultural differences. What could possibly go wrong?"

Oh, god, you must be from Michigan, no one else knows that terminology.
I'm a Yooper originally

BTW, I'd totally move to Cochise.

Also, the remapping of wisconsin is named after the town I currently live in, hells yes.

Nov 19, 2011#10

Sara_2814

Bowielee said:
Oh, god, you must be from Michigan, no one else knows that terminology.

I was born a Yooper *points at middle of pinkie on left hand*, but was raised amongst the Trolls *points at area just above right thumb joint, inward a little*, then I returned to Yooperland for college *points at middle of thumb on left hand*, and then ended up in Metro Detroit for a couple years.

Nov 19, 2011#11

ElJuski

I'm meh on the 38 states thing. We have way too much fun with the way things are laid now!

Nov 19, 2011#12

North_Ranger

sixpackshaker said:
It would be better to redraw the map of Africa into 3-4 nations.

Sara_2814 said:
This is a good illustration of "Let's just re-draw the borders on the map without considering cultural differences. What could possibly go wrong?"

Well, in retrospect the Berlin Conference was a pretty goddamn big fuck-up for Africa.

Nov 19, 2011#13

PatrThom

Bowielee said:
Oh, god, you must be from Michigan, no one else knows that terminology.

There's a bunch of us out there.

--Patrick

Nov 19, 2011#14

Bowielee

Sara_2814 said:
I was born a Yooper *points at middle of pinkie on left hand*, but was raised amongst the Trolls *points at area just above right thumb joint, inward a little*, then I returned to Yooperland for college *points at middle of thumb on left hand*, and then ended up in Metro Detroit for a couple years.

I was born in the you pee. *points to the area where his palm meets his wrist*

Nov 19, 2011#15

PatrThom

Eww, don't forget to wash.

--Patrick

Nov 20, 2011#16

Frankie Williamson

Mr. Show got remapping the US right.

Nov 20, 2011#17

ElJuski

*golf clap, Frankie.

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