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Infinity War: SPOILER THREAD LIVES AGAIN

#1

GasBandit

GasBandit

Recreated because I got more memes to post.

Here they come in 3...

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How it should have ended:



#2

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Aww, we lost it all? That sucks.


#3

GasBandit

GasBandit

Zero Esc said:
Aww, we lost it all? That sucks.
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We lost everything that happened after the move to 2.0, which happened around Feb 12th.

Everything.


#4



BErt

Even that one thing??


#5

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

GasBandit said:
We lost everything that happened after the move to 2.0, which happened around Feb 12th.

Everything.
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Oh. Well fuck, that sucks even worse!


#6

Dave

Dave

I'M SORRY! :okay:


#7

Celt Z

Celt Z

Aw, damn. I liked that one post I made.

Oh well, short version: Russo Bros. got gud with IW's women, especially Gamora, and no way Joss Whedon could have.

Do you still have the "updated poster"? I tried to show it to Mr. Z, but I couldn't find it on Google.


#8

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I was so disappointed that the spoilers I read before where FALSE!!!


#9

bhamv3

bhamv3

sixpackshaker said:
I was so disappointed that the spoilers I read before where FALSE!!!
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You read that post about how Black Widow and Scarlet Witch finally consummate their love on-screen in perfect HD, too, huh? Yeah, I was disappointed too.


#10

evilmike

evilmike

Celt Z said:
Aw, damn. I liked that one post I made.

Oh well, short version: Russo Bros. got gud with IW's women, especially Gamora, and no way Joss Whedon could have.

Do you still have the "updated poster"? I tried to show it to Mr. Z, but I couldn't find it on Google.
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#11

evilmike

evilmike

A couple of random IW things:

In case anyone is unsure of their own fate.


Also,


#12

Dei

Dei

I didn't really have feels at the end of infinity war since I know there's more franchise movies coming out. Also I know how death works in comics. :p


#13

Dave

Dave

I was slain by Thanos.


#14

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Dave said:
I was slain by Thanos.
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It was over in a snap.


#15

mikerc

mikerc

I was spared. And am now looting @Dave's stuff.


#16

GasBandit

GasBandit

I, too, was spared. I checked 4 times to see if it changed, it didn't.


#17

Celt Z

Celt Z

mikerc said:
I was spared. And am now looting @Dave's stuff.
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I believe that's called archeology.


#18

Tiger Tsang

Tiger Tsang

Celt Z said:
I believe that's called archeology.
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#19

Dave

Dave

Celt Z said:
I believe that's called archeology.
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:stfu:


#20

BananaHands

BananaHands

hope you're ready for an unforgettable lunche—


#21

BananaHands

BananaHands



#22

BananaHands

BananaHands



#23

BananaHands

BananaHands



This is fi—


#24

GasBandit

GasBandit



#25

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Apparently this website well tell you which side you fall on in the casualties.

Welp, let's see how I do. *clicks*

Guys?

*stumbles*

Guys, I don't...*looks at his hand turning to dust*

Guys, I don't feel...so good...
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#26

PatrThom

PatrThom

Oh, so that's where this meme comes from.

Ok, someone do the Durr face dissolving now, with @Dave holding the Infinity Gauntlet.

--Patrick


#27

Tress

Tress


I think the only real complaint I have about Infinity War is how much it shit all over Thor: Ragnarok.


#28

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

BananaHands said:
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Doctor Manhattan really let himself go.


#29

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

This movie's made so much money already and it hasn't even opened in China yet. Crazy.


#30

Dave

Dave

PatrThom said:
Oh, so that's where this meme comes from.

Ok, someone do the Durr face dissolving now, with @Dave holding the Infinity Gauntlet.

--Patrick
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I was slain as well.


#31

GasBandit

GasBandit

ThatNickGuy said:
Apparently this website well tell you which side you fall on in the casualties.

Welp, let's see how I do. *clicks*

Guys?

*stumbles*

Guys, I don't...*looks at his hand turning to dust*

Guys, I don't feel...so good...
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Dave said:
I was slain as well.
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GasBandit said:
I, too, was spared. I checked 4 times to see if it changed, it didn't.
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:whistling:


#32

Dei

Dei

GasBandit said:
I, too, was spared. I checked 4 times to see if it changed, it didn't.
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I was killed on my laptop (even after reloading a bunch) but spared on my PC.


#33

GasBandit

GasBandit

Dei said:
I was killed on my laptop (even after reloading a bunch) but spared on my PC.
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I wonder if it's something as simple as whether your IP address is even/odd.


#34

PatrThom

PatrThom

Dave said:
I was slain as well.
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That's not what I meant.

--Patrick


#35

strawman

strawman

GasBandit said:
I wonder if it's something as simple as whether your IP address is even/odd.
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Nope. It checks cookies, if one exists it give you the same message you already got. If the cookie doesn’t exist it uses JavaScript rand with a 50/50 chance, sets a cookie, and displays your fate.

So once you visit it doesn’t change. (Although the cookie might expire in a day, I didn’t look too closely)

The JavaScript is right on the page in plaintext, so pretty easy to fiddle with.


#36

Dei

Dei



#37

Celt Z

Celt Z

Dei said:
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I don't know how to rate this! It made me :) and :(


#38

DarkAudit

DarkAudit



#39

PatrThom

PatrThom

That has to be one of the strangest looking projections I've ever seen.

--Patrick


#40

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

I was spared, my wife was spared, my daughter was spared, but the son-in-law bit the dust.


#41

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Dei said:
I didn't really have feels at the end of infinity war since I know there's more franchise movies coming out. Also I know how death works in comics. :p
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My wife was annoyed at the ending. I told her my personal feelings, which were "There's a time stone. We just saw Thanos literally bring Vision back so he could steal the mind stone. I hate it when franchises introduce time manipulation, because nothing means anything any more. Whenever they want, they can have someone use the time stone to bring everyone back and undo this entire movie. It means nothing."

(we just saw it last night)


#42

bhamv3

bhamv3

Tinwhistler said:
My wife was annoyed at the ending. I told her my personal feelings, which were "There's a time stone. We just saw Thanos literally bring Vision back so he could steal the mind stone. I hate it when franchises introduce time manipulation, because nothing means anything any more. Whenever they want, they can have someone use the time stone to bring everyone back and undo this entire movie. It means nothing."

(we just saw it last night)
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According to some leaked set photos for the next Avengers film, you may be more right than you think.

The remaining Avengers may travel back in time to the Battle of New York, from the first Avengers film, and fix things from there.


#43

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

bhamv3 said:
According to some leaked set photos for the next Avengers film, you may be more right than you think.

The remaining Avengers may travel back in time to the Battle of New York, from the first Avengers film, and fix things from there.
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I don't know about that, but there's certain to be shenanigans because

Teenaged Cassie Lang has been cast, significantly older than Cassie Lang as appears in Ant-Man and The Wasp. So something weird's going down in the next movie.


#44

chris

chris

I believe I heard the next movie will be set six years in the future (2025) so time travel could be an option


#45

@Li3n

@Li3n

Tinwhistler said:
My wife was annoyed at the ending. I told her my personal feelings, which were "There's a time stone. We just saw Thanos literally bring Vision back so he could steal the mind stone. I hate it when franchises introduce time manipulation, because nothing means anything any more. Whenever they want, they can have someone use the time stone to bring everyone back and undo this entire movie. It means nothing."

(we just saw it last night)
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That's a really silly complaint since the Infinity Gauntlet can just rewrite reality at the user's whim, no time travel required.

Once they introduced it, it was game over, man...


#46

strawman

strawman



#47

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

I rewatched it today. When Squidward gets sucked out of the ship, he definitely lets out a genuine Wilhelm Scream. It's nice to know Wilhelm is still in distress after nearly 70 years.


#48

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight



Just twist that knife ...


#49

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

TOO SOON!!

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#50

Celt Z

Celt Z

Oh man, this just made me realize there are going to be so many unfortunate jokes at The Color Run this year, especially considering this year's theme is superheroes.


#51

GasBandit

GasBandit



#52

Far

Far

Pretty much only gonna be funny to Canadians that have seen Infinity War but still.

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#53

GasBandit

GasBandit



#54

strawman

strawman



#55

GasBandit

GasBandit



#56

Denbrought

Denbrought



#57

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

I kinda love how this thread has become the Infinity War meme thread. :D


#58

GasBandit

GasBandit

ThatNickGuy said:
I kinda love how this thread has become the Infinity War meme thread. :D
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Well, most of the memes have spoilers.... soooooo....


#59

Celt Z

Celt Z

ThatNickGuy said:
I kinda love how this thread has become the Infinity War meme thread. :D
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We did have actual discussion, but someone-who-will-not-be-named Thanos'd the last three months of the thread.


#60

Dave

Dave

I'm soon to go from :( to :stfu: on these. I can only apologize so much.

(By the way, this is a joke. I'm not serious.)


#61

GasBandit

GasBandit

Dave said:
I'm soon to go from :( to :stfu: on these. I can only apologize so much.

(By the way, this is a joke. I'm not serious.)
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(Quick and dirty mspaint edit, on my way out the door to work :p)


#62



Anonymous

Dave said:
I'm soon to go from :( to :stfu: on these. I can only apologize so much.

(By the way, this is a joke. I'm not serious.)
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The reset not a big deal to me, but I couldn't resist the Thanos comparison. No more snapping your fingers, Dave!


#63

Celt Z

Celt Z

That...wasn't supposed to be anonymous. How the f did I manage that?


#64

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Celt Z said:
That...wasn't supposed to be anonymous. How the f did I manage that?
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You stood still for so long, even YOU forgot you were there.


#65

Celt Z

Celt Z



#66

General Specific

General Specific

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#67

GasBandit

GasBandit



#68

strawman

strawman

When the amount of people in the universe is just right.



#69

@Li3n

@Li3n

You know, this whole Thanos thing could have been avoided if someone would have taught him about birth control in school.


#70

GasBandit

GasBandit



#71

GasBandit

GasBandit



#72

strawman

strawman

GasBandit said:
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So the question I have is - did Thanos know the joy of bubbles, to create them with the reality stone? Or did starlord perceive them as bubbles because that's what his brain comprehended? I don't think the stones can read minds (at least not all of them), but then again if it's perception, then is the movie shot, in that scene, from one person's perspective, or is everyone sharing one person's perspective?

I vote Thanos turned them into bubbles because he knew of bubbles as a child and chose for everyone to perceive them as such, but it does make me wonder...


#73

PatrThom

PatrThom

Subtle.

—Patrick


#74

Dave

Dave

He also turned her blade into bubbles when she tried to kill herself.


#75

Bubble181

Bubble181

Look, I'm sorry but I'm still under an NDA until spring 2019 so I really can't comment on my - our my brothers' - role in Infinity War pts 1 and 2.


#76

bhamv3

bhamv3

Bubble181 said:
Look, I'm sorry but I'm still under an NDA until spring 2019 so I really can't comment on my - our my brothers' - role in Infinity War pts 1 and 2.
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Ah ha! So we know the Bubbles will appear in part 2, which means you survived the snap!

SPOILER ALERT EVERYONE! Some Bubbles survived the snap! Bubbles to play a key role in defeating Thanos in Avengers 4! Possible romance arc for Bubbles in the next Avengers film, possibly involving Black Widow! Unless Black Widow dies in Avengers 4! You heard it first here, everyone, Black Widow might die in Avengers 4!


#77

GasBandit

GasBandit



#78

Dave

Dave

That's not accurate. Spider-Man in the latest incarnation is a fucking wuss. All he does is get the shit kicked out of him and he has to be saved by Iron Man. So depicting him as a tough guy is inaccurate.


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figmentPez

figmentPez



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figmentPez

figmentPez



#81

GasBandit

GasBandit



#82

figmentPez

figmentPez

A comment on Imgur about why criminals don't shoot Batman in the face has me wondering: Instead of pulling off the Infinity Gauntlet, could Doctor Strange have just cut off Thanos's arm by closing a portal on it?


#83

bhamv3

bhamv3

figmentPez said:
A comment on Imgur about why criminals don't shoot Batman in the face has me wondering: Instead of pulling off the Infinity Gauntlet, could Doctor Strange have just cut off Thanos's arm by closing a portal on it?
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Quite possibly, I think. As for why he didn't try it, I think the simplest explanation is that it wasn't how events played out in the one successful scenario he saw out of fourteen million.


#84

Tress

Tress

figmentPez said:
A comment on Imgur about why criminals don't shoot Batman in the face has me wondering: Instead of pulling off the Infinity Gauntlet, could Doctor Strange have just cut off Thanos's arm by closing a portal on it?
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Maybe the argument is that Dr. Strange is still uncomfortable with doing harm due to his Hippocratic oath?


#85

evilmike

evilmike

I also wonder if that trick would work on someone possessing the space gem.


#86

Tiger Tsang

Tiger Tsang

Unless, I"ve missed something, having the power gem and gauntlet was why Thanos actually was able to Ragdoll the Hulk?


#87

figmentPez

figmentPez

evilmike said:
I also wonder if that trick would work on someone possessing the space gem.
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But would it have to be conscious effort, or does it provide passive protection? The answer is clearly: "whatever the writers decide it requires" but I'm still curious as to just what Strange can cut in half with a closing portal, and just how resistant to damage Thanos is. He's not invulnerable, even if it did take Stormbreaker to cause serious damage.


#88

figmentPez

figmentPez

Tiger Tsang said:
Unless, I"ve missed something, having the power gem and gauntlet was why Thanos actually was able to Ragdoll the Hulk?
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I don't think the Hulk was at the same power level he was at pre-Sakaar. Even when Thor fought him in the arena, I don't think he was as powerful as he's been in the past. I suspect his time as a champion cooled his rage some, most likely because he felt safe and in-control.

Then he got his ass handed to him by Thanos, and fear is why he's been refusing to come out. Fear that could end up fueling a bigger surge of anger than ever before. I think when we see the Hulk finally emerge again, he's going to be at the most powerful we've seen him.


#89

figmentPez

figmentPez



#90

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

At this point there's nothing I can eat at the movies (at least, AMC). I ended up sneaking protein bars into Deadpool 2.


#91

Far

Far

I spend way to much to go to the movies anymore.

We pay for the 19+ Canadian "I want to pretend we are the Alamo" age gated theatre. Mostly because people actually shut the fuck up.

Every movie I've seen lately when we've gone to the less expensive unrestricted theatres has had some negative experience caused by another patron.

That said with food in those theatres and tickets, we're looking at almost $100 for a night out. Canadian monopoly fun money but still.


#92

Fun Size

Fun Size

I get a giant soda and sip it slowly the whole movie so I don't have to leave half way. Other than that, I can usually resist the food.


#93

Celt Z

Celt Z

Most of the time if I want to see a movie in the theater, I have to go to a morning matinee* after I drop Li'l Z off at school. It is way too early for popcorn and soda. When I saw Deadpool 2, I brought a apricot scone and a pomegranate iced tea, which at the time I thought was an odd choice for that movie, but then realized Deadpool would probably approve.

*No, @PatrThom, not a manatee.


#94

PatrThom

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
*No, @PatrThom, not a manatee.
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Hey, I know the difference between a cheap show and a sea cow.

--Patrick


#95

Far

Far

Also, in an attempt to explain but not justify, movies are our one date night thing and have a pretty big significance for us in that we met while working in a theatre together and we make it a point to go all out for them.

It's our thing and I will never regret it.


#96

Frank

Frank

Far said:
I spend way to much to go to the movies anymore.

We pay for the 19+ Canadian "I want to pretend we are the Alamo" age gated theatre. Mostly because people actually shut the fuck up.

Every movie I've seen lately when we've gone to the less expensive unrestricted theatres has had some negative experience caused by another patron.

That said with food in those theatres and tickets, we're looking at almost $100 for a night out. Canadian monopoly fun money but still.
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Landmark has opened up an awesome recliner only theater in my little suburb. It's where I prefer to go all the time now. It's not 19 plus, but it's not the bustling megaplex that are the giga-sized Cineplex Odeons, so smaller crowds. Also the theaters holds like half as many people at capacity anyway.


#97

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

PatrThom said:
Hey, I know the difference between a cheap show and a sea cow.

--Patrick
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Not according to your browser history for PornTube.


#98

mikerc

mikerc

ThatNickGuy said:
Not according to your browser history for PornTube.
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Nick! Dude! You can't just check someone's porn history like that. That's private. I bet you wouldn't like it if someone looked at your porn history...
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That is not the orifice you're supposed to use for Maple Syrup!


#99

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

mikerc said:
Nick! Dude! You can't just check someone's porn history like that. That's private. I bet you wouldn't like it if someone looked at your porn history...
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That is not the orifice you're supposed to use for Maple Syrup!
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Well how else is someone supposed to perform the Reverse Rick Moranis? Come on, man!

*checks your own history*

Okay, I never knew skeeball could be a fetish, but those are not holes I expected one to roll the ball into.


#100

bhamv3

bhamv3

Amateurs, all of you.


#101

PatrThom

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
Not according to your browser history for PornTube.
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I don't think I've ever even been to PornTube. Are you sure you have the right PatrThom? There's actually more than one of us out there.
bhamv3 said:
Amateurs, all of you.
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Ha! Just because we haven't racked up as many hours as you. Not everyone can belong to the frequent flyer club.

--Patrick


#102

mikerc

mikerc

ThatNickGuy said:
Okay, I never knew skeeball could be a fetish
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Anything can be a fetish. Yes, even that.

bhamv3 said:
Amateurs, all of you.
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True. We used to have a guy on here called bhamv2. Now there was a true gentleman, complete expert on all things fetish.

I wonder whatever happened to him?


#103

Celt Z

Celt Z

:facepalm:


#104

GasBandit

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
:facepalm:
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Don't worry, Keltsy, I'm here to shield you from all these perverts and degenerates.


#105

Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
Don't worry, Keltsy, I'm here to shield you from all these perverts and degenerates.
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#106

GasBandit

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
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#107

Bubble181

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
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Because groping with two hands in front of you at chest level will always enthuse women to come towards you.


#108

PatrThom

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
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I was expecting the Kidder/Reeve helicopter scene, myself.

--Patrick


#109

Celt Z

Celt Z

PatrThom said:
I was expecting the Kidder/Reeve helicopter scene, myself.

--Patrick
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Tempting, but unlike a Superman intervention, things can only get worse from here, so it was best to extricate myself. ;)


#110

figmentPez

figmentPez

An article talking about possible spoilers for Avengers 4 in leaked concept art also had a slideshow of the offscreen fates, due to Thanos, of certain characters as stated by the Russo brothers:

Uh, spoilers, I guess?
Dead:
- Betty Ross
- Lady Sif
- the actor who played Loki on Asgard (who was played by Matt Damon)

Alive:
- Howard the Duck (alive)
- Aunt May

Unknown:
- Shuri

Too spoilery
- Nakia (Black Panther)
- Ned (Spider-Man)
- Korg and Miek (Thor Ragnarok)
- Jane Foster


#111

evilmike

evilmike

There is a list that has been in the news recently -- a breakdown of each character's screen time in Infinity War (imdb):
Thanos <29>
Gamora <19:30>
Tony Stark / Iron Man <18>
Thor <14:30>
Dr. Stephen Strange <11:30>
Peter Quill / Star-Lord <10:15>
Vision <9:45>
Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch <9>
Dr. Bruce Banner / The Hulk <8:45>
Peter Parker / Spider-Man <7:30>
Steve Rogers <6:45>
Rocket <6>
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow <5>
Drax <4:45>
Mantis <4:45>
Ebony Maw <4>
Proxima Midnight <3:45>
Cull Obsidian <3:45>
Corvus Glaive <3:30>
King T'Challa / Black Panther <3:30>
Groot II <3:15>
Nebula <3:15>
Okoye <3:15>
Loki <3:15>
Col. James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine <3>
Eitri <2:45>
Wong <2:45>
Sam Wilson / Falcon <2:15>
James "Bucky" Barnes / White Wolf <2>
Pepper Potts <1:30>
The Stonekeeper <1:30>
Princess Shuri <1>
M'Baku <1>
Secretary Thaddeus Ross <1>
Nick Fury <1>
Maria Hill <:45>
Heimdall <:45>
Taneleer Tivan / The Collector <:45>
Ned Leeds <:15>

It touches on a point we discussed before the board reset -- how central Gamora was to the story. Thanos and the Infinity Stones are part of Gamora's background, and it was great to see the studio choose to go with the character that was dramatically appropriate rather than a character who was more popular. After all, it isn't hard to think of counter examples from other studios -- a Kitty Pride story that now is centered on Wolverine, or a Superman sequel that is all about Batman.


#112

GasBandit

GasBandit

evilmike said:
Ebony Maw
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I think you mean "Squidward."


#113

figmentPez

figmentPez






via Tumblr


#114

GasBandit

GasBandit



#115

bhamv3

bhamv3

This makes me wonder if Quill has ever called Nebula "Blue".


#116

figmentPez

figmentPez



#117

bhamv3

bhamv3

An analysis of the "superhero landing" in the MCU:



#118

Frank

Frank

That one made me do an audible little tcha laugh. Genuinely amusing.


#119

bhamv3

bhamv3

On r/marvelstudios, there's a running joke of adding the Immigrant Song to Thor's most epic scenes, such as his entrance into the final battle in Infinity War, his entrance into the fight early on in Thor 2, etc. Naturally, as Redditors are wont to do, they've been beating the joke into the ground:



Surprisingly, I think it works fairly well for this scene, actually.


#120

evilmike

evilmike

bhamv3 said:
On r/marvelstudios, there's a running joke of adding the Immigrant Song to Thor's most epic scenes, such as his entrance into the final battle in Infinity War, his entrance into the fight early on in Thor 2, etc. Naturally, as Redditors are wont to do, they've been beating the joke into the ground:



Surprisingly, I think it works fairly well for this scene, actually.
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Have they gotten to this one yet?


#121

evilmike

evilmike

Another survivor:


#122

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Huh. I just realized something. Some complained Thor getting a hammer again in Infinity War undid his development in Ragnarok. Except...Odin said, "The hammer was help you control your power, to focus it. It was never the source of your power."

So Thor needed a new hammer not for more power, but for a new OUTLET for his power. He had plenty of power, but he needed something to help him focus it. Of course, it didn't help him focus on Thanos' head.


#123

PatrThom

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
Huh. I just realized something. Some complained Thor getting a hammer again in Infinity War undid his development in Ragnarok. Except...Odin said, "The hammer was help you control your power, to focus it. It was never the source of your power."

So Thor needed a new hammer not for more power, but for a new OUTLET for his power. He had plenty of power, but he needed something to help him focus it. Of course, it didn't help him focus on Thanos' head.
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My brain is now twisting this into Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock Holmes getting all mopey after breaking his favorite magnifying glass, and Martin Freeman's Watson having to go all, "It was never about the magnifying glass, Sherlock."
Aigh! Too many crossovers!

--Patrick


#124

Celt Z

Celt Z

ThatNickGuy said:
Huh. I just realized something. Some complained Thor getting a hammer again in Infinity War undid his development in Ragnarok. Except...Odin said, "The hammer was help you control your power, to focus it. It was never the source of your power."

So Thor needed a new hammer not for more power, but for a new OUTLET for his power. He had plenty of power, but he needed something to help him focus it. Of course, it didn't help him focus on Thanos' head.
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If I remember correctly, Chris Hemsworth made this complaint. It disappointed him in IW.


#125

figmentPez

figmentPez



#126

PatrThom

PatrThom

Who left Iron Man out past midnight?

—Patrick


#127

Tress

Tress

Anyone else getting sick of seeing "A new fan theory on Avengers 4..." as every other headline in the news about this movie? When did we start giving a shit about what some guy on Twitter said about how he thinks the next movie should play out?


#128

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Ever since the "internet" figured out who Jon Snow's parents were.


#129

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

I'd like it if we could just get a title. This movie comes out in less than six months.


#130

Dave

Dave

They say that the working title might be a spoiler. Which is (1) why they haven't released it and (2) really fucking stupid if true.


#131

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
They say that the working title might be a spoiler. Which is (1) why they haven't released it and (2) really fucking stupid if true.
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Infinity War 2: Thanos's Mother's Name is Martha


#132

PatrThom

PatrThom

They should stop after the second Infinity War movie, that way the first one can be Avengers: Infinity War 1/2
Talk about spoilers in your title.

--Patrick


#133

Celt Z

Celt Z

Infinity War: Dust in the Wind


#134

PatrThom

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
Infinity War: Dust in the Wind
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Oh man, what a missed opportunity.

--Patrick


#135

figmentPez

figmentPez

Avengers: I Am Your Father

Avengers: Rosebud is a Sled

Avengers: We've Replaced Their Usual Hero with a Skrull, Let's See if They Notice.

Avengers vs Justice League: Turn Off the Grimdark


#136

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Dave said:
They say that the working title might be a spoiler. Which is (1) why they haven't released it and (2) really fucking stupid if true.
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I've heard that too, which just raises more questions. A spoiler for what? Infinity War? Captain Marvel? The movie itself?

A title is partway a marketing tool, Disney. Sheesh. I guess they're beyond such things when a franchise is this successful.


#137

bhamv3

bhamv3

Avengers: Quantum Realm Time Travel Shenanigans.


#138

Dave

Dave

It'll probably be something like "Avengers 4: Into the Soul Stone" or something like that. Or "Escape from the Soul Stone". Or "Avengers 4: Electric Boogaloo"


#139

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

I've said this before, but my two title theories are:

Avengers Forever - Since it's essentially the big finale of their 10-year build up and a send off to Downey Jr and Evans. It's the fourth Avengers movie, so it's a sly FOURever (hopefully they don't promote it like that, if so). And it could mean the excellent Avengers Forever by Kurt Busiek & Carlos Pacheco gets a big push in book stores.

Avengers Assemble - Appropriate because they've yet to say the team's battle cry. And it'll be members coming together to take on Thanos. And maybe a pun if we see the disappeared heroes reform or "reassemble."


#140

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

ThatNickGuy said:
I've said this before, but my two title theories are:

Avengers Forever - Since it's essentially the big finale of their 10-year build up and a send off to Downey Jr and Evans. It's the fourth Avengers movie, so it's a sly FOURever (hopefully they don't promote it like that, if so). And it could mean the excellent Avengers Forever by Kurt Busiek & Carlos Pacheco gets a big push in book stores.

Avengers Assemble - Appropriate because they've yet to say the team's battle cry. And it'll be members coming together to take on Thanos. And maybe a pun if we see the disappeared heroes reform or "reassemble."
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I think it'll be Avengers: Eternity War.

Same meaning as forever, but also, plays off the Ultimate Marvel event of the same name (though it will have nothing in common with said event), plays off Infinity War, gives us the the Infinity/Eternity connection, and maybe even introduces the Cosmic characters of the same name, (doubt characters will make an appearance, but we could get exposition that introduces Infinity and Eternity in the abstract).

Dont think it will be Avengers: Assemble simply because that was already the international title of the first Avengers movie, and that would create confusion.


#141

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Dave said:
They say that the working title might be a spoiler. Which is (1) why they haven't released it and (2) really fucking stupid if true.
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Tolkien said he hated the title "The Return of the King", because it spoiled the story.

It's stupid, but the people in charge do it all the freaking time, despite protestations from the creators.


#142

Celt Z

Celt Z

Avengers: Kiss These Six Goodbye



:(


#143

Dave

Dave

Avengers:
Everyone That Died Has a Movie Coming Out - You Don't Think They Are Really Dead, Do You?


#144

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Lego's horrible with this. They release sets for movies months in advance.


#145

PatrThom

PatrThom

Dave said:
It'll probably be something like "Avengers 4: Into the Soul Stone" or something like that. Or "Escape from the Soul Stone". Or "Avengers 4: Electric Boogaloo"
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Avengers: How the Other Half Lives
Avengers: Rocks Fall Everyone Dies
Avengers: Remains To Be Seen

--Patrick


#146

Celt Z

Celt Z

Avengers: Hawkeye Saves Everyone


#147

figmentPez

figmentPez

Avengers: Now With Added Mutants
Avengers: Two Hours of Stan Lee Cameos
Avengers and the Power of Hostess Fruit Pies
Avengers: Retcons aren't Just for Comics Anymore
Avengers: One More Day

and

Avengers: We Found Another Actor Named Chris!


#148

Tress

Tress

Avengers: Zack Snyder Cut


#149

Celt Z

Celt Z

I would totally watch Avengers: One More Hostess Fruit Pie, starring Stan Lee! and some guys named Chris


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