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I'm bored, I'm back, AMA

Oct 31, 2015#1

Charlie Don't Surf

please don't say "nigger" in this thread

Oct 31, 2015#2

Bubble181

Has your work history made you niggardly?

Have you ever been to Niger?

Are you a fan of Nike and their business practices?

Do you prefer nickel–metal hydride batteries or nickel–hydrogen batteries?

Do you have any niggling doubts about coming back?

Have you ever considered a career as a sail rigger?

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. There's a new rating I'm collecting

Welcome back, what made you decide to come back?

Oct 31, 2015#3

Charlie Don't Surf

Bubble181 said:
Welcome back, what made you decide to come back?

Same as always, bored, morbid curiosity, forgot why I left, and even if I delete the bookmark, this place still shows up between two porn sites when I type "h" into my browser.

Next answer (it's "www.hentaiwithbigtentacledicks.com" and "www.horriblepeoplethatgetblowjobs.net" )

Oct 31, 2015#4

blotsfan

Approximately what percentage of what you say is for the point of getting a rise out of people?

Oct 31, 2015#5

Charlie Don't Surf

blotsfan said:
Approximately what percentage of what you say is for the point of getting a rise out of people?

I believe 100% of what I say on here, maybe 99.9%. Sometimes I phrase it in an aggressive / confrontational way to get a rise out of people, but I never just fabricate a position/idea because it's outlandish.

Oct 31, 2015#6

evilmike

Are you doing anything fun for Halloween?

Oct 31, 2015#7

PatrThom

If you were in a coma, what smell would have the power to bring you back to reality?

--Patrick

Oct 31, 2015#8

Charlie Don't Surf

evilmike said:
Are you doing anything fun for Halloween?

Later I'm gonna do drugs and watch all 5 Final Destination movies. Earlier I watched OG Halloween 1/2. Now I'm handing out candy and watching the scariest thing of all... Tennessee Volunteer Football!!!

Oct 31, 2015#9

Dave

Why do you go out of your way to piss people off? Do you dislike them? If you don't dislike them, then what's the point?

I seriously don't understand trolling. Oh, I've done it a time or two, but never on a consistent scale.

Oct 31, 2015#10

Ravenpoe

Charlie Don't Surf said:
Same as always, bored, morbid curiosity, forgot why I left, and even if I delete the bookmark, this place still shows up between two porn sites when I type "h" into my browser.

Next answer (it's "www.hentaiwithbigtentacledicks.com" and "www.horriblepeoplethatgetblowjobs.net" )

Neither of those links work

Oct 31, 2015#11

Charlie Don't Surf

PatrThom said:
If you were in a coma, what smell would have the power to bring you back to reality?

--Patrick

Is this asking my favorite smell? I'm not sure. I like pizza a lot. I also weirdly like the smell of gasoline and it's really strong.

Oct 31, 2015#12

Bubble181

Ravenpoe said:
Neither of those links work

Well darn. I'm at work, but I was looking forward to trying them out.

Oct 31, 2015#13

Charlie Don't Surf

Dave said:
Why do you go out of your way to piss people off? Do you dislike them? If you don't dislike them, then what's the point?

I seriously don't understand trolling. Oh, I've done it a time or two, but never on a consistent scale.

Most of the time if it's about politics stuff, it's just trying to shock a conversation to make people change how they think. The same thing as like protesting I guess. Movie stuff it's just more being shitty and argumentative I think. Sports stuff is just... I dunno, sports is so stupid and meaningless that it's theater of the absurd to me to get all mad about it.

also a lot of what y'all think is "trolling" is just me stating my opinions that are very different from the majority here

Oct 31, 2015#14

blotsfan

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I believe 100% of what I say on here, maybe 99.9%. Sometimes I phrase it in an aggressive / confrontational way to get a rise out of people, but I never just fabricate a position/idea because it's outlandish.

I will say, that despite your confrontational attitude, you have caused me to think a lot more about certain things. I wasn't the full blown Nazi you used to be, but I was definitely more along the line of "its not racist if there are statistics to back it up" and a lot of what you've said in the past got me to rethink that. So I guess despite how you can be, I do appreciate your impact on me being a better person.

Oct 31, 2015#15

Bubble181

Your opinions aren't that different from the majority here, though. Heck, over 50% of us ended up with Bernie Sanders on that poll about "where do you stand?" as politics go. Going in as aggressively as you do scares away any moderates leaning your way, though. I have friends who are literally in the communist party who're less confrontational and pushing about some issues than you are. The way you present some issues - and the way you attack people who don't agree 100% - has made me argue against you, in favor of right-wing ideas I absolutely hate myself. I'd say your actions have done more to push me to the right than to the left. Contrast-and-compare Krisken or DarkAudit who can sometimes persuade me.

Nov 1, 2015#16

Gruebeard

Have you ever read Agatha Christie's novel And Then There Were None?

How about Joseph Conrad's novel The Children of the Sea: A Tale of the Forecastle?

Nov 1, 2015#17

PatrThom

Charlie Don't Surf said:
Is this asking my favorite smell? I'm not sure. I like pizza a lot. I also weirdly like the smell of gasoline and it's really strong.

Favorite? Not necessarily. I meant for you, is there any sort of smell that'll completely take over your mind? A smell that's the equivalent of getting uppercutted by Mike Tyson, or being hit by lightning, or just anything that you CAN. NOT. IGNORE?

--Patrick

Nov 1, 2015#18

Gruebeard

PatrThom said:
Favorite? Not necessarily. I meant for you, is there any sort of smell that'll completely take over your mind? A smell that's the equivalent of getting uppercutted by Mike Tyson, or being hit by lightning, or just anything that you CAN. NOT. IGNORE?

--Patrick

That would be the smell of napalm. Why didn't you give that answer originally, Chuck?

Nov 1, 2015#19

Bubble181

Gruebeard said:
That would be the smell of napalm. Why didn't you give that answer originally, Chuck?

Only in the morning, though.

Nov 1, 2015#20

HCGLNS

Notice you are a fan of the Nashville Predators, are you a poofter?

Nov 1, 2015#21

WasabiPoptart

Charlie Don't Surf said:
please don't say "nigger" in this thread

Nov 2, 2015#22

bhamv3

See any good movies lately?

Nov 2, 2015#23

Dave

WasabiPoptart said:

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.

Nov 2, 2015#24

Emrys

Dave said:
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.

Hey, we resemble that remark!

Nov 3, 2015#25

Charlie Don't Surf

Gruebeard said:
Have you ever read Agatha Christie's novel And Then There Were None?

How about Joseph Conrad's novel The Children of the Sea: A Tale of the Forecastle?

Neither, I am woefully underread. I'm a big fan of Conrad's Heart of Darkness, though[DOUBLEPOST=1446536423,1446536361][/DOUBLEPOST]

PatrThom said:
Favorite? Not necessarily. I meant for you, is there any sort of smell that'll completely take over your mind? A smell that's the equivalent of getting uppercutted by Mike Tyson, or being hit by lightning, or just anything that you CAN. NOT. IGNORE?

--Patrick

Anytime there's burnt popcorn within a city block of me, I unsheath my katana, and go out into the night to free some blood from[DOUBLEPOST=1446536465][/DOUBLEPOST]

Gruebeard said:
That would be the smell of napalm. Why didn't you give that answer originally, Chuck?

Because I suck, and I don't think I've seen Apocalypse Now since when I changed my name to this one, which is far too long[DOUBLEPOST=1446536533][/DOUBLEPOST]

HCGLNS said:
Notice you are a fan of the Nashville Predators, are you a poofter?

I do not really appreciate gay slurs[DOUBLEPOST=1446536736][/DOUBLEPOST]

bhamv3 said:
See any good movies lately?

good movies I saw for the first time semi-recently:

Under The Skin might be the greatest movie of all time? It's the first movie that really evoked 2001 A Space Odyssey, and made me honestly compare the two.

The Ring - I should have seen this way sooner. I loved it so much. Also I thought Naomi Watts was Nicole Kidman until the ending credits rolled for some reason

Witness - This is a great cops and criminals type old school thriller. Harrison Ford is a huge goddamn movie star. He's such a great presence even when he's not Han Solo or Indiana Jones. Also, a pretty remarkable tight script.

I also rewatched Halloween and Back to the Future recently on the appropriate days, two old favorites.

Nov 3, 2015#26

BananaHands

All-time favorite cereal commercial?

Worst advice you've ever given someone?

Nov 3, 2015#27

Charlie Don't Surf

BananaHands said:
All-time favorite cereal commercial?

hey mikey, i think he likes it!

Worst advice you've ever given someone?

I really have no idea

Nov 3, 2015#28

jwhouk

HCGLNS said:
Notice you are a fan of the Nashville Predators, are you a poofter?

(Taps foot, annoyed)

Nov 3, 2015#29

GasBandit

You ever go to eat a pork sausage, and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?

Nov 3, 2015#30

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
You ever go to eat a pork sausage, and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?

I sense a pattern.

--Patrick

Nov 3, 2015#31

Bubble181

PatrThom said:
I sense a pattern.

--Patrick

Someone's apparently had a bad experience involving hair, sausages and porking.

Nov 4, 2015#32

Hailey Knight

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I believe 100% of what I say on here, maybe 99.9%. Sometimes I phrase it in an aggressive / confrontational way to get a rise out of people, but I never just fabricate a position/idea because it's outlandish.

So there really is zero point in trying to have a conversation with you, because you were never interested in having one. Every time anyone on here has tried for discourse, it's been a waste of time and effort.

I guess at least now it's officially confirmed. This thread has been pretty helpful.

Nov 4, 2015#33

SpecialKO

I may have missed it from the movie thread, but what did you think of the most recent Mad Max?

I've always really liked your movie insights, even when I didn't agree with them (ex., your weird love of Bayformers), and I'm really curious to know what you thought of Fury Road, both within the constraints of the movie itself and also the greater social context around its depiction of women and the backlash and counter-backlash around that.

Nov 4, 2015#34

strawman

If you could insta-pass one US constitutional amendment what would it be?

Nov 4, 2015#35

Charlie Don't Surf

SpecialKO said:
I may have missed it from the movie thread, but what did you think of the most recent Mad Max?

I've always really liked your movie insights, even when I didn't agree with them (ex., your weird love of Bayformers), and I'm really curious to know what you thought of Fury Road, both within the constraints of the movie itself and also the greater social context around its depiction of women and the backlash and counter-backlash around that.

I really liked it, maybe not to the huge extent of some, at least in my circle, but it was really good. Also for the record, I only liked TF3 and 4, I still think 1/2 are irredeemable garbage. But I digress. I've mostly forgotten the hot take / thinkpieces about it, but I think the movie is more clever than it seems on the surface. And anything that even barely pushes the gender barriers is a good thing.[DOUBLEPOST=1446666878,1446666372][/DOUBLEPOST]

stienman said:
If you could insta-pass one US constitutional amendment what would it be?

that's a hard one.

how about a mandate that military spending could never exceed the amount of a fully refundable tax credit divided equally between everyone residing in the United States?

Nov 4, 2015#36

PatrThom

Charlie Don't Surf said:
military spending could never exceed the amount of a fully refundable tax credit divided equally between everyone residing in the United States?

Wait, are you saying that a government should spend at least as much on its populace as it does on its military? Inconceivable!

--Patrick

Nov 4, 2015#37

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Wait, are you saying that a government should spend at least as much on its populace as it does on its military? Inconceivable!

--Patrick

I think he's trying to accomplish a system where people opt out of their taxes going to the military, but weighted progressively (equally divided among everyone as opposed to proportionally by tax return).

Nov 4, 2015#38

Charlie Don't Surf

GasBandit said:
I think he's trying to accomplish a system where people opt out of their taxes going to the military, but weighted progressively (equally divided among everyone as opposed to proportionally by tax return).

oh, no, not at all. I just want every house in America to get several thousand dollars for free if we're going to spend hundreds of billions on fantasy toys. Or maybe we wouldn't buy a billion dollar shitty plane or new bomb if we knew we had to give the filthy poors the same money. idk, I didn't think it through that far, my second and most easily digestible one is: permanent loss of citizenship and voting rights for all gunowners effective 20 minutes from now

Nov 4, 2015#39

GasBandit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
my second and most easily digestible one is: permanent loss of citizenship and voting rights for all gunowners effective 20 minutes from now

Nov 4, 2015#40

Charlie Don't Surf

if it wasn't obvious, while I think that would improve the country, I don't realistically support that

Nov 4, 2015#41

GasBandit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
if it wasn't obvious, while I think that would improve the country, I don't realistically support that

Hey man, if there was a magic wand that would magically make all guns and bombs disappear from the universe and never come back, I'd be waving that thing til my arm fell off. But like you say... realistically...

Nov 4, 2015#42

Charlie Don't Surf

actually, this is like my 3rd answer to the question, but ending the prohibition of all drugs and the immediate release of anyone in prison for drug crimes (trafficking, selling, etc, not murder obviously), and also a repayment from the federal government for all drug related fines, to come out of the defense budget of course.

Nov 4, 2015#43

WasabiPoptart

Unfortunately that means that people in the military will suffer for it. They won't cut crappy programs like the F-35 (1.3 trillion and counting!). They'd cut COLA, housing programs, retirement and veteran benefits (again) in order to fund the repayments.

Nov 4, 2015#44

GasBandit

WasabiPoptart said:
Unfortunately that means that people in the military will suffer for it. They won't cut crappy programs like the F-35 (1.3 trillion and counting!). They'd cut COLA, housing programs, retirement and veteran benefits (again) in order to fund the repayments.

That's the truth of any government program. If you try to take money from them, they make sure it comes from the parts that will be most painful to those who need it, rather than any fat that was intended to be trimmed, so you damn well learn your lesson not to be all uppity and try to reduce any government spending ever again.

Nov 4, 2015#45

bhamv3

Speaking as a Taiwanese guy... please don't cut your military. Pretty please.

Nov 4, 2015#46

SpecialKO

I'm going to throw in my traditional, semi-annual "let's fire everyone in Congress completely and ban anyone who has held the office before from running again or having any direct relationship with future Congressional office-holders, and let's add term limits" call.

Nov 4, 2015#47

Gruebeard

Charlie Don't Surf said:
permanent loss of citizenship and voting rights for all gunowners effective 20 minutes from now

Yeah that's a great idea. Disenfranchise everyone with a gun. They'll leave quietly.

Nov 5, 2015#48

strawman

Gruebeard said:
Yeah that's a great idea. Disenfranchise everyone with a gun. They'll leave quietly.

Given how well the US treats illegal aliens (ie, non citizen, non voters) I'm guessing nothing much would change for gun owners, and since the gun owners aren't citizens elsewhere, they can't be deported, so they would actually be slightly better off.

Anyway, that's tangential to the thread...

If your current citizenship(s) were suddenly and inexplicably removed from you, and you were forced to choose between going to and receiving citizenship in Niger or Latvia which would you choose and why?

You can choose one of these three options: upgrade your computer system to something considered "top of the line" by today's standards, upgrade your home entertainment system to your ideal setup, or receive a 10 year free movie pass (refreshments not included) at your local cinema. Which do you choose, and why?

Describe the coworker you've least enjoyed working with - what about them made them difficult/unenjoyable to work with?[DOUBLEPOST=1446729298,1446728711][/DOUBLEPOST]What are your thoughts on the following skit:

Nov 5, 2015#49

Charlie Don't Surf

stienman said:
Given how well the US treats illegal aliens

lol, somehow SOMEHOW i doubt you know shit about the plight of any illegal aliens other than what you've seen in the weekly standard or heard in church[

If your current citizenship(s) were suddenly and inexplicably removed from you, and you were forced to choose between going to and receiving citizenship in Niger or Latvia which would you choose and why?

I admittedly do not know much about either country, and don't want to research, but I'll go with Latvia since that would make it pretty easy to visit lots of places in Europe that I'd love to visit

You can choose one of these three options: upgrade your computer system to something considered "top of the line" by today's standards, upgrade your home entertainment system to your ideal setup, or receive a 10 year free movie pass (refreshments not included) at your local cinema. Which do you choose, and why?

10 year movie pass, eaaaaaaaaaaasy. Unless my ideal setup could be a huge addition the size of a standard movie theater with stadium seating that is probably larger than the total sq footage of where I'm living.[/quote]

Describe the coworker you've least enjoyed working with - what about them made them difficult/unenjoyable to work with?

Probably the COO that used me as a "fixer" and never gave me any of the credit nor money appropriate for the job(s) I was doing

What are your thoughts on the following skit:

My thoughts are: that looks incredibly obnoxious and not like something I would remotely enjoy based on the image and title, so I'm not going to click it at all.

Dec 19, 2015#50

Charlie Don't Surf

i guess bumping this since I'm "back" in case anyone wants to grill me. I got really uncomfortable when like, it felt like 3 threads at once were becoming "The Charlie Show" and that makes me uncomfortable and also I'm pretty sure y'all don't like it that much either??? so I just removed the oxygen from the flame as it were and did other stuff until I remembered I wanted to see what y'all thought of Star Wars. But I'll answer any questions here. I didn't go through the 27 alerts, so I didn't intentionally ignore you.

Dec 19, 2015#51

PatrThom

What's your favorite kind of French toast?
This is of course assuming that French toast is on your list of favorite things.

--Patrick

Dec 19, 2015#52

Charlie Don't Surf

I wasn't aware there were like, several varieties of it. I usually have it with like, powdered sugar, fruit if I'm somewhere fancy

Dec 19, 2015#53

PatrThom

Yup. Stuffed, raisins/no raisins, some people swear by using one type of bread or another (cinnamon swirl, challah, English, etc), fruit topping v. syrup, butter...so many varieties.

--Patrick

Dec 19, 2015#54

Dei

Powdered sugar is the correct answer. You don't put syrup on it like a heathen, right?

Dec 19, 2015#55

Charlie Don't Surf

I've used syrup on it a couple times when there was no sugar of any kind

Dec 19, 2015#56

BErt

Wait, are we not supposed to put syrup on French toast?!??

Oh a question, ok. Um. You're put in charge of casting a "buddy comedy" - who are your three main actors?

Dec 19, 2015#57

Squidleybits

coke or pepsi?

Jennifer Aniston or Angeline Jolie?

Dec 19, 2015#58

PatrThom

Do you have a favorite ZAZ picture?

--Patrick

Dec 19, 2015#59

Charlie Don't Surf

BErt said:
Wait, are we not supposed to put syrup on French toast?!??

Oh a question, ok. Um. You're put in charge of casting a "buddy comedy" - who are your three main actors?

I'm not angered by syrup on french toast, I just like sugar more

*looks at Ghostbusters (2015) cast* hmmmm....

WELL this one, ONLY contingent on them doing a musical number: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Justin Timberlake, Anna Kendrick[DOUBLEPOST=1450586513,1450586417][/DOUBLEPOST]

Squidleybits said:
coke or pepsi?

Jennifer Aniston or Angeline Jolie?

Coke, but I vastly prefer Dr Pepper above all others

I'm watching Friends for the first time and gaining a new respect for her comedic abilities. I'll go Aniston just for recency's sake. Jolie might be a better human being though.[DOUBLEPOST=1450586569][/DOUBLEPOST]

PatrThom said:
Do you have a favorite ZAZ picture?

--Patrick

dunno what that is

Dec 20, 2015#60

BErt

Charlie Don't Surf said:
WELL this one, ONLY contingent on them doing a musical number: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Justin Timberlake, Anna Kendrick

This is a fantastic answer. I would watch this a million times.

Dec 20, 2015#61

PatrThom

PatrThom said:
Do you have a favorite ZAZ picture?

Charlie Don't Surf said:
dunno what that is

It's a shorthand way of describing films by the team of Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker such as Airplane!, Top Secret, or The Naked Gun.

--Patrick

Dec 20, 2015#62

Charlie Don't Surf

PatrThom said:
It's a shorthand way of describing films by the team of Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker such as Airplane!, Top Secret, or The Naked Gun.

--Patrick

Ahhh. I think Airplane! is funnier, but Naked Gun hits closer to home/I've watched it way more times since I'm way more familiar with cop movie jokes than disaster movie jokes. I have a soft spot for BASEketball, and I've seen that more times than Airplane/Naked Gun combined, but I'm not sure it counts

Fake answer: An American Carol

and a PS, I'm really depressed they have turned into unfunny Conservative fuckwits

Dec 22, 2015#63

Squidleybits

Do you like to travel? And if so, are you a resort or tent kind of guy?

Dec 23, 2015#64

Charlie Don't Surf

Squidleybits said:
Do you like to travel? And if so, are you a resort or tent kind of guy?

I like the idea of traveling, but in practice haven't done much of it. I think I'm somewhere in between, I hate camping, so tents are out. I think every time I've gone to a weird city I've been able to stay with friends or acquaintances, with the exception of Las Vegas, which is always a hotel. I'd be open to the idea of hostel-ing across Europe sometime, which might fall under closer to "tent"

Dec 23, 2015#65

Squidleybits

That would be so fun! I rushed right out of university to get started with a firm and looking back, I think my friends who travelled had the right idea.

Apr 1, 2016#66

Charlie Don't Surf

i unquit again

Apr 1, 2016#67

blotsfan

What have you been up to during your absence?

Apr 1, 2016#68

Charlie Don't Surf

blotsfan said:
What have you been up to during your absence?

minding my own business. probably been watching a little more TV than movies after The Oscars Season wrapped up

Apr 1, 2016#69

strawman

If you had to choose between having work or home near a noisy place (factory, freeway, etc), which would you choose - work, or home?

Do you sneeze or have your eyes water up when you go into the bright sun?

Do you prefer carpet floors, or well done wood/tile/other hard surface?

If you could choose your career, except your first two choices weren't available, what is your third career choice?

Do you change your own oil or have someone else do it?

If you knew with certainty that you were going to die in 48 hours, what, if anything, would you make sure to include in your last few meals?

If you could choose your state's gun carrying law, but could only choose between everyone open carry, or everyone conceal carry, which would you choose?

How dirty is your keyboard/touchscreen/text input device right now?

Do you prefer large parties with lots of people, many of whom you don't know well, or small gatherings with people you are very familiar with?

Apr 1, 2016#70

Charlie Don't Surf

stienman said:
If you had to choose between having work or home near a noisy place (factory, freeway, etc), which would you choose - work, or home?

in the united states economy you work at home and you live at work and you always have access to noise-cancelling headphones

Do you sneeze or have your eyes water up when you go into the bright sun?
yeah, i sneeze usually just looking at a lightbulb

Do you prefer carpet floors, or well done wood/tile/other hard surface?
carpet, i like being bare feet, and those others are usually cold

If you could choose your career, except your first two choices weren't available, what is your third career choice?
i don't aspire to have a career

Do you change your own oil or have someone else do it?
cars are mysteries to me

If you knew with certainty that you were going to die in 48 hours, what, if anything, would you make sure to include in your last few meals?
western medicine

If you could choose your state's gun carrying law, but could only choose between everyone open carry, or everyone conceal carry, which would you choose?
nope

How dirty is your keyboard/touchscreen/text input device right now?
6/10. i got some air dust cleaner stuff, but i haven't used it in a while

Do you prefer large parties with lots of people, many of whom you don't know well, or small gatherings with people you are very familiar with?
People I know

Apr 1, 2016#71

Dave

Charlie Don't Surf said:
If you knew with certainty that you were going to die in 48 hours, what, if anything, would you make sure to include in your last few meals?
western medicine

This one made me legitimately laugh out loud.

Apr 1, 2016#72

Shakey

Did you really unquit, or is this just an April fools joke?

Apr 1, 2016#73

Charlie Don't Surf

Shakey said:
Did you really unquit, or is this just an April fools joke?

we'll find out in approximately 12 hours

Apr 2, 2016#74

Mathias

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I believe 100% of what I say on here, maybe 99.9%. Sometimes I phrase it in an aggressive / confrontational way to get a rise out of people, but I never just fabricate a position/idea because it's outlandish.

Since you've established that you're pretty much worthless here. Can you leave again?

Apr 2, 2016#75

Dave

Well that's not very nice.

Apr 2, 2016#76

Charlie Don't Surf

Mathias said:
Since you've established that you're pretty much worthless here. Can you leave again?

no u

Apr 2, 2016#77

Terrik

Dave said:
Well that's not very nice.

Mathias and Charlie have never been photographed together. Coincidence?

Well I can't solve this mystery. Can you?

Apr 2, 2016#78

PatrThom

Terrik said:
Well I can't solve this mystery. Can you?

...or doomweasels. I don't know which.

--Patrick

Apr 2, 2016#79

Mathias

Terrik said:
Mathias and Charlie have never been photographed together. Coincidence?

Well I can't solve this mystery. Can you?

View attachment 20807

If I was Charlie, I would have drown myself in a toilet long ago.

Apr 30, 2016#80

Mathias

Seriously though. What's up with your white guilt complex? You go out of your way to call people sheltered, racist, bigoted, etc..., when the reality is you seem quite sheltered about a great many things. I'm not sure if it's part of your "puppet master" troll game, or some deeper issues of self loathing?

Apr 30, 2016#81

Charlie Don't Surf

Mathias said:
Seriously though. What's up with your white guilt complex? You go out of your way to call people sheltered, racist, bigoted, etc..., when the reality is you seem quite sheltered about a great many things. I'm not sure if it's part of your "puppet master" troll game, or some deeper issues of self loathing?

no thanks

Apr 30, 2016#82

Mathias

lol

I really should feel sorry for you.

Apr 30, 2016#83

Charlie Don't Surf

Mathias said:
lol

I really should feel sorry for you.

who fucking cares

Apr 30, 2016#84

Mathias

So you gonna tell us about when all this white guilt started?

Apr 30, 2016#85

jwhouk

I dunno if I already asked, but someone on another board was curious:

Are you "Cold Chickory"?

May 1, 2016#86

Charlie Don't Surf

jwhouk said:
I dunno if I already asked, but someone on another board was curious:

Are you "Cold Chickory"?

nah, I would never name myself after that violent, piece of shit genocidal maniac

May 1, 2016#87

jwhouk

I thought maybe it was just because you lived on the boulevard named after him...

May 2, 2016#88

Charlie Don't Surf

jwhouk said:
I thought maybe it was just because you lived on the boulevard named after him...

While that road goes almost everywhere in Nashville, it doesn't quite get to my front door

May 2, 2016#89

DarkAudit

Whatever happened to your buddy in trolldom, Kissinger?

May 2, 2016#90

Charlie Don't Surf

DarkAudit said:
Whatever happened to your buddy in trolldom, Kissinger?

We parted ways to different cities years ago, but still keep in touch online.

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