I NEED HELP, HOLY SHIT

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doomdragon6

doomdragon6

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Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.
 
T

TwoBit

You need to make it an even twelve hours. GET RIGHT BACK ON THERE. And I mean now.
 
D

Dusty668

I posted this in the relationship thread, but it should still work:



Apply directly to forehead.
Apply directly to forehead.
Apply directly to forehead.
 
Shawn

Shawn

Dusty668 said:
I posted this in the relationship thread, but it should still work:



Apply directly to forehead.
Apply directly to forehead.
Apply directly to forehead.
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That's an old ass gun. Why use something that isn't guaranteed to work properly?
 
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Dusty668

Shawnacy said:
That's an old ass gun. Why use something that isn't guaranteed to work properly?
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If you maintain it, clean it properly and don't let it get damp, no reason a well made gun shouldn't last over 200 years. I currently know of several that are over 100 years old, and work perfectly.

This gun was used in the movie Untouchables by Sean Connery, so it's not that old.

Besides look at the redundancy, two barrels, dur.

Source:
http://www.longmountain.com/movieguns/TheUntouchables
 
Shawn

Shawn

Dusty668 said:
Shawnacy said:
That's an old ass gun. Why use something that isn't guaranteed to work properly?
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If you maintain it, clean it properly and don't let it get damp, no reason a well made gun shouldn't last over 200 years. I currently know of several that are over 100 years old, and work perfectly.

This gun was used in the movie Untouchables by Sean Connery, so it's not that old.

Besides look at the redundancy, two barrels, dur.

Source:
http://www.longmountain.com/movieguns/TheUntouchables
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Well in that case I guarantee the gun won't be working due to the fact it's a movie prop.
We're talking about ending this man's 4chan reign of terror. Why take chances?
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Suggestion therapy might be the answer. You will need a source of electricity, two cables and a German porno movie.

Now, first you need to take off your pants and underwear...
 
F

Futureking

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.
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Shun. UNCLEAN!!! UNCLEAN!!!

Ok. Here's what you do. Clear your history. And never return there again.
 
D

Dusty668

Shawnacy said:
Well in that case I guarantee the gun won't be working due to the fact it's a movie prop.
We're talking about ending this man's 4chan reign of terror. Why take chances?
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Yeaaaaahhh, Tell that to Brandon Lee, I'll get the shovel.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

11 hours of 4Chan? What do you *do* there all day? Christ, I can't make it past 5 minutes.

Anyway, it's clear what you have to do. Replace your 4chan bookmark with a HALforum one. Or something.
 
S

superluser

I've done worse.

I'm pretty sure I spent the better part of a day reading peer-reviewed journals to win an argument on a forum once or twice.
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.
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Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison ;)
 
G

Gill Kaiser

I say that if you want to spend 11 hours on 4chan, spend 11 hours on 4chan. If you don't want to, don't.
 
Steve

Steve

doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.
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And why exactly do you need help? You won the internet.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Tinwhistler said:
doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.
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Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison ;)
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Bastard. Make the rest of us feel bad, why do'nt you?
 
Espy

Espy

Bubble181 said:
Tinwhistler said:
doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.
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Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison ;)
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Bastard. Make the rest of us feel bad, why do'nt you?
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Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Espy said:
Bubble181 said:
Tinwhistler said:
doomdragon6 said:
Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.
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Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison ;)
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Bastard. Make the rest of us feel bad, why do'nt you?
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Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.
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...dad?
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Espy said:
Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.
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What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Allen said:
[quote="North_Ranger":3unj2o67]
Espy said:
Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.
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What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.
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Pfft...I did Dallas[/quote:3unj2o67]

You mean these guys?

 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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Allen said:
[quote="North_Ranger":1qejk4kq]
Espy said:
Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.
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What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.
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Pfft...I did Dallas[/quote:1qejk4kq]

And I came on Eileen. Wut.
 
Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

North_Ranger said:
[quote="Allen, who is Quiet":39n560m7][quote="North_Ranger":39n560m7]
Espy said:
Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.
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What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.
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Pfft...I did Dallas[/quote:39n560m7]

You mean these guys?

[/quote:39n560m7]
:unibrow:
 
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