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I am 32 today and lonely

#1

Frank

Frank

So, tell me some things that are interesting.

I tried to make a nice homemade dinner last night and I invited some people over to eat my relatively good cooking. I might as well have invited people over to lick my taint with how quickly the "No thanks" replies came. Made me feel real special.

Harpy Birthday Frank.


#2

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Frank said:
Happy Birthday Frank.
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FTFY.


Also, I'm sitting at a bar, reading halforums. Is that interesting?


#3

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aw man :( huuuuuuuug

Happy Birthday, Frank! Hope things get better.


#4

Hylian

Hylian

Happy birthday!


I hope your day gets better :)


#5

Celt Z

Celt Z

I would love to have someone cook for me right now. I don't even care what you'd make. :)

Hmmm....interesting? Today is National Blonde Brownie Day! Have a Blondie instead of regular cake!


#6

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

I'd make you bacon and eggs. Or crepes. Or oatmeal. . .oooh, oatmeal stout, I'm gonna order a pint of that right now.


#7

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Hau`oli la Hanau!
hula.jpg


#8

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer



Happy Birthday man. I feel your pain. We all love ya here.


#9

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Frank said:
So, tell me some things that are interesting.
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I struggle with picking small items up off the floor. It takes me normally three attempts to pick up something small.

My wife and I have the same surname, our fathers have the same first name, our mothers have the same first and middle initials and we each had a dog with the same name growing up.

A herring is about 37.5 gallons.

My favourite super hero is the Thing.

I have recently discovered the beautiful trick of cleaning my cast iron frying pan with heavy salt crystals.

The second knife I ever owned was a Mountie Special.

1 billionth of 1 percent of our solar system is alive.

Steven Kings most successful and popular movie is the Shawshank Redemption.

Paul Newman is awesome.


#10

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

HCGLNS said:
My wife and I have the same surname, our fathers have the same first name, our mothers have the same first and middle initials and we each had a dog with the same name growing up.
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Which one of you is you from an alternate universe?

To Frank, I hear you on the dejection over a dinner. I love hosting dinner but as people move away or 'get lives' it becomes more difficult to get people to come over, or even commit to one in advance.


#11

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Chad Sexington said:
Which one of you is you from an alternate universe?
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I was gonna ask him why he married his sister. Your response was much less icky.


#12

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Per your request, here's some interesting things:

There is a drink named the four horsemen I am now very interested in trying.

An argument can be made that because of ancient hunter/gather cultures that early humans were, women were likely the inventors of agriculture since they were responsible for the gathering side of survival. They were most likely to have discovered that planting a seed later led to a harvest-able plant. Which in turn with adoption of this method of survival then necessitated a greater birth rate for workers for farming, which in turn led to women spending a greater amount of time in an inhibited state which in turn leads to the division of gender leading to gender inequality.

In the Russian language the word for pancake is also a minor swear word.

It took me five attempts to write this post because for some reason my damn keyboard will occasionally stop working in Chrome in Ubuntu Linux (which appears to be a known bug but it hasn't been bothering me until now....)

edit -

5 attempts and 1 edit.


#13

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Sex was invented in Scotland.

Newfies have sex more frequently than any other social group on the planet.

Cheese was invented in Mongolia.

Sugar does not make kids hyper.


#14

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Thread Necromancer said:
There is a drink named the four horsemen I am now very interested in trying.
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If you were here at the bar with me, you could be drinking one right now. There's a Guinness being poured for me right now.


#15

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Gruebeard said:
If you were here at the bar with me, you could be drinking one right now. There's a Guinness being poured for me right now.
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I don't much care for American Guinness. I don't know why. Having had it in Ireland I just can't drink it here any more. I don't know if it's true that I'm told the recipe is different, or if it is just in the art of the pour, the glass, the fact we serve it too cold, I'm not sure but the fact remains I don't care for it anymore.

I often browse Halforums while at the bar by myself also and the idea doesn't sound bad right now...


#16

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Then you really ought to be sitting here with me in Canada. Our Guinness comes from the Ireland brewery.


#17

Mathias

Mathias

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#18

Adam

Adam



#19

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Happy birthday Frank...I'd lick your taint if there was cake after ;)


#20

bhamv3

bhamv3

Happy thingy day!

There's a new female intern at our office who's apparently immune to cold. It's January and she's running around in shorts. I like coming to work now. :D


#21

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Because of my autism, I have a high pain tolerance!

Also Asperger's syndrome (the version I have) is now considered part of the spectrum.

Have a good bday.


#22

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Oh shit, I totally forgot to add an interesting factoid to my post...

So, a tornado appeared out of nowhere in DC after the British set fire to the White House in 1814, putting out the flames and killing more soldiers than the American resistance.


#23

Jay

Jay

Impromptu visit to Montreal!

It changed @Adam into a better man.


#24

Dave

Dave

Frank, you may be feeling lonely tonight on your birthday, but you are still one of my damned heroes. Never forget that you may feel lonely, but you are never really alone.


#25

Adam

Adam

Jay said:
Impromptu visit to Montreal!

It changed @Adam into a better man.
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It's true!


#26

Celt Z

Celt Z

Adam often asks why can't he quit Jay after his trip to Brokeback Mountreal. The man-love is deep and pure.


#27

jwhouk

jwhouk

Working for the RCMP kicks ass.

Working for the state of Wisconsin is an ass-kicking of another color.


#28

Telephius

Telephius

Happy Birthday!


#29

drifter

drifter

The mantis shrimp is the only known animal able to see circularly polarized light.



#30

Gared

Gared

Happy Birthday Frank!

Sorry that you're lonely on your birthday, or on the day after your birthday, I'm not too clear as to when exactly your birthday is if you were attempting to celebrate last night. Regardless, here is a factoid, interesting or otherwise.

Princess Cruises and Tours frequently receives complaints from tourists returning from Alaskan land tours, that it's too hard to see Denali National Forest from the train, because there are too many trees in the way.


#31

fade

fade

Happy late birthday. I'd lick your taint, buddy.

No. No, I wouldn't, but it's the thought that counts.


#32

SpecialKO

SpecialKO



#33

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Frank, hope you feel less lonely soon. Getting older is tough sometimes. It is so much easier making friends when you are young.

Factoid:
Oklahoma has a town name spelled 'Miami' but they pronounce it My-am-uh, and a town name spelled 'Prague' and they pronounce it Praygue (long A).

http://newsok.com/miami-ok-and-miam...nciation-and-thunder-and-heat/article/3686183

Factoid:
Okies pronounce things in a silly manner.


#34

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

drawn_inward said:
Okies pronounce things in a silly manner.
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My departed grandmother (who lived in Lawton) used to say "win-der" and "min-ner" instead of window and minnow.


#35

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

South Texas picked up all the missing "Rs" from Boston, and put them in words where they do not belong.

My dad says Harvia instead of Hawaii. Then worshes the car, then wrinches it off. wash/rinse


#36

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

There have been some really big waves over the past few days. This video is from Maui, not Oahu where we live.


#37

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Tinwhistler said:
My departed grandmother (who lived in Lawton) used to say "win-der" and "min-ner" instead of window and minnow.
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My mother says warshed instead washed. I had a h.s. teacher that said "twiced" instead of twice.


#38

Cajungal

Cajungal

My mother in law says "used to could" and it drives me nuts.


#39

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Cajungal said:
My mother in law says "used to could" and it drives me nuts.
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Hey that ain't not bad.


#40

Cajungal

Cajungal

drawn_inward said:
Hey that ain't not bad.
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:censored:


#41

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

drawn_inward said:
My mother says warshed instead washed. I had a h.s. teacher that said "twiced" instead of twice.
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Yeah, my grandmother would say warshed also. And what do you play a guitar with? Your fanger. She had all kinds of funny expletives, like "colder than a witches tit" or "Shit fire and save matches"


#42

GasBandit

GasBandit

Happy belated Birthday, Frank.


#43

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Tinwhistler said:
She had all kinds of funny expletives, like "colder than a witches tit" or "Shit fire and save matches"
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My grandmother and her sisters had all kinds of expressions like that. "Colder than a well-digger's ass" and "crazier than Dick's hatband" were two of my favorites.


#44

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

WasabiPoptart said:
"crazier than Dick's hatband"
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I had always heard this as "Tighter than a dick's hatband," referring to someone cheap.


#45

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I spent my birthday last year (my 30th, even) at work till around 10pm or so and then came home and just went to bed.

I feel your pain.


#46



Anonymous

Doing a bbq today. Have no gumption to clean or care. Blech.


#47

Frank

Frank

I have no idea how anonymous got checked.


#48

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Factoid: I'm 32 and just a few weeks ago I heard my voice for the first time (I avoid it like the plague) Holy Shit I sound like a Damn country hick, y'all


#49

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Frank said:
So, tell me some things that are interesting.

I tried to make a nice homemade dinner last night and I invited some people over to eat my relatively good cooking. I might as well have invited people over to lick my taint with how quickly the "No thanks" replies came. Made me feel real special.

Harpy Birthday Frank.
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I know the feel. I have a Christmas-time birthday, so I never get to do anything for my birthday and all my friends are always busy.
This year my birthday was spent at work, on what was supposed to be the first day of my Christmas vacation, after working 89 hours the week before.

Basically, birthdays suck.


So here's something interesting:
Spider's legs work like a system of boners. They are driven by a system of pumping fluids to make them stiffen and soften. That's why when you kill them their legs curl; they are basically going flaccid.


#50

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

CrimsonSoul said:
Factoid: I'm 32 and just a few weeks ago I heard my voice for the first time (I avoid it like the plague) Holy Shit I sound like a Damn country hick, y'all
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I am the exact opposite, my school made me take speech lessons after school and the teacher would record my voice all the time. It was a weird experience.


#51

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

I'll have to hop on the vent server one day so you guys can hear me lol


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