Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[redthirtyone]

Peter wasn't one of the Ewoks, this info is from Kenny Baker and Mike Edmonds.

No, but Tony Cox - the limo driver from Me, Myself & Irene, & the elf in Bad Santa - was an ewok.

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Celt Z]

It's the only explanation for Elmo that truly makes sense.

 

[Zappit]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

I had to explain that joke to soooo many people.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

I had to explain that joke to soooo many people.

--Patrick

It's not my fault I can only count to three in french...

 

[PatrThom]

It's not my fault I can only count to three in french...

Here's a few more.


--Patrick

 

[Bowielee]

I got it immediately. Yay, 3 years of french finally pays of

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Best Imgur comment: "Oh I see, so you see 4 black bears and it's a gang... but if you see 4 polar bears they're just, what, doing their taxes?"

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

I got it immediately. Yay, 3 years of french finally pays of

help me out because I'm lost.

 

[Bowielee]

help me out because I'm lost.

Spoiler

In french, the 1 2 3 4 5 are Un Deux Trois Quatre(pronounced cat) sinq(pronounced sink)

It's a stupid joke.

 

[GasBandit]

It's basically the french equivalent of 6 being afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

 

[Ravenpoe]

It's basically the french equivalent of 6 being afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

It's a repost, but it's relevant.

 

[bhamv3]

And Luke's all like, "Enough of your shit, I have. Toss you into a bog, I shall."

 

[Bones]

And Luke's all like, "Enough of your shit, I have. Toss you into a bog, I shall."

no its more of a "holy shit that joke works in reverse syntax to!"

 

[evilmike]

no its more of a "holy shit that joke works in reverse syntax to!"

Reverse Polish Notation for the win?

 

[GasBandit]

Oh god Reverse Polish Notation. My throat just seized a bit. I never wanted to hear that phrase again.

 

[bhamv3]

As a translator myself, I love stuff like these.

40 Most Bloodcurdling Chinese Mistranslations Ever.

Some of them I can understand what happened, it was probably a faulty machine translation. Stuff like "rape when greenstuffs" though... that's harder to explain.

 

[Ravenpoe]

As a translator myself, I love stuff like these.

40 Most Bloodcurdling Chinese Mistranslations Ever.

Some of them I can understand what happened, it was probably a faulty machine translation. Stuff like "rape when greenstuffs" though... that's harder to explain.

Probably referring to rapeseed oil? Which english speaking places tend to call canola oil?

 

[Eriol]

Probably referring to rapeseed oil? Which english speaking places tend to call canola oil?

It's not technically the same thing. From wiki:

Canola was bred naturally from rapeseed at the University of Manitoba, Canada, by Keith Downey and Baldur R. Stefansson in the early 1970s and had a different nutritional profile, in addition to much less erucic acid. In the international community, Canola is generally referred to as Rapeseed 00 or Double Zero Rapeseed to denote both low glucosinolates and low erucic acid.
...
The name "canola" was chosen by the board of the Rapeseed Association of Canada in the 1970s. The "Can" part stands for Canada and "ola" refers to oil.[5][6] However, a number of sources, including dictionaries, continue to claim that it stands for "Can(ada)+o(il)+l(ow)+a(cid). These dictionaries include the The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language and Random House Kernerman Webster's College Dictionary.[7] The name was coined partially to avoid the negative connotations of rape.[8]

So actually rapeseed oil, in its old form, is a different thing.

 

[GasBandit]

I lost it at "Fuck the duck until exploded."

 

[Gared]

It's not technically the same thing. From wiki:

So actually rapeseed oil, in its old form, is a different thing.

Reminds me of the time that an experimental canola crop was stolen at WSU, the night before it was scheduled to be harvested. Someone came in, harvested the flowers, and plowed the crop under. When the actual harvesting crew got their the next morning, all they had was an empty field.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Reminds me of the time that an experimental canola crop was stolen at WSU, the night before it was scheduled to be harvested. Someone came in, harvested the flowers, and plowed the crop under. When the actual harvesting crew got their the next morning, all they had was an empty field.

How do you "secretly" do this???

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

How do you "secretly" do this???

--Patrick

I guess the same way you steal a house brick by brick over the course of 3 months.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Celt Z]

Guilty, but in my defense, Mr. Z finds me sexiest when I'm wearing a sports jersey and a pony tail and/or hair tucked through a baseball cap. It does more for him than lacy lingere. If I didn't dress fashionably/girly for public viewing, I'd never get the chance to.

 

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Funny. I only dress up in makeup and high heels at home.

 

[Celt Z]

Sounds like someone's got pics to post over in the New Pictures thread.