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Ask me anything non personally identifiable while I wait for Dell support...

Nov 2, 2015#1

Anonymous

I won't answer anything that would give me or my company affiliation away, but with few exceptions I'll answer anything asked.

Nov 2, 2015#2

Bubble181

Would you say certain hair colors are more beautiful than others, in general?

Nov 2, 2015#3

Anonymous

Let me amend that: Ask me anything, but I reserve the right to lie outraegously if I think it'll give me away to anyone who doesn't already know who this is.

Nov 2, 2015#4

Anonymous

Bubble181 said:
Would you say certain hair colors are more beautiful than others, in general?

I'm more personally attracted to certain hair colors than others, but I wouldn't assert that this is an objective viewpoint.

Nov 2, 2015#5

Bubble181

Are you older than the Sun and the Stars?

Have you personally bred an army to fight for the Lord?

Do you have a PhD?

Is there anything beside boobs you like?

Do you have minions?

Are you really into a specific type of animal?

Do you like making outfits?

Are you really far away from pretty much everyone else?

Dry heat or fifty inches of snow?

Am I just badgering you or am I going somewhere?

Nov 2, 2015#6

Dei

If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?

Nov 2, 2015#7

Anonymous

Bubble181 said:
Are you older than the Sun and the Stars?

Have you personally bred an army to fight for the Lord?

Do you have a PhD?

Is there anything beside boobs you like?

Do you have minions?

Are you really into a specific type of animal?

Do you like making outfits?

Are you really far away from pretty much everyone else?

Dry heat or fifty inches of snow?

Am I just badgering you or am I going somewhere?

3 yes the rest no.

Nov 2, 2015#8

Anonymous

Dei said:
If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?

Money. I can then afford to fly, but would probably put it to better use.

Nov 2, 2015#9

WasabiPoptart

Burger, pizza, or salad?

Nov 2, 2015#10

Ravenpoe

Why the smoke and mirrors?

Nov 2, 2015#11

Bubble181

Ravenpoe said:
Why the smoke and mirrors?

He's got a whole city full of them.

Nov 2, 2015#12

Anonymous

WasabiPoptart said:
Burger, pizza, or salad?

Right now? Pizza. Been eating a lot of burgers recently.

Ravenpoe said:
Why the smoke and mirrors?

That would be telling!

Nov 2, 2015#13

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
Would you say certain hair colors are more beautiful than others, in general?

Just reiterating this isn't me

Nov 2, 2015#14

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
Just reiterating this isn't me

"reiterating" would mean you'd already said so, no?

Also, I don't think it's Dave, Fade, LittleKagsin, or Emrys, either, ya know

Nov 2, 2015#15

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
"reiterating" would mean you'd already said so, no?

Also, I don't think it's Dave, Fade, LittleKagsin, or Emrys, either, ya know

In the other thread (big Rant thread), I did. Apparently you're not the only person who thought it was me, and they reported my post to say "you forgot to anon yourself on this one!"

Nov 2, 2015#16

Anonymous

Dell came and went. Servers still down. Tomorrow's going to suck too.

Nov 2, 2015#17

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Apparently you're not the only person who thought it was me, and they reported my post to say "you forgot to anon yourself on this one!"

Yes. It's a good thing that Anon is buried deep enough amongst a big enough pool of "people who work with servers" that there's sufficient uncertainty as to who it might be.

Also, if servers "mysteriously" get wet, some charges ought to be pressed, or at least some kind of detective(s) NEED to get involved.

--Patrick

Nov 2, 2015#18

CrimsonSoul

GasBandit said:
In the other thread (big Rant thread), I did. Apparently you're not the only person who thought it was me, and they reported my post to say "you forgot to anon yourself on this one!"

That was me!

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Nov 2, 2015#19

Emrys

I'm Spartacus!

Nov 2, 2015#20

Bubble181

How large are your external genitalia when fully erect?

....What? Given we don't know who this is....

Nov 2, 2015#21

Emrys

You're such a doorknob

Nov 2, 2015#22

Bubble181

Emrys said:
You're such a doorknob

Doorknobs? Huh. I'd have guessed you'd have slightly larger... [the sound of running quickly, followed by a horde of Doomweasels]

Nov 2, 2015#23

Dei

Anonymous said:
Money. I can then afford to fly, but would probably put it to better use.

We're talking the super power of flight here, I don't think you can buy that with a million bucks. I find your answer very disappointing.

Unless your answer is to become Iron Man, which it's not because you said you would put the money to better use, which is clearly a fallacy.

Nov 2, 2015#24

Gruebeard

Dei said:
. . . a million bucks . . .

Where would you put all those deer?

Nov 3, 2015#25

Anonymous

Gruebeard said:
Where would you put all those deer?

IN MAH BELLY.

Nov 3, 2015#26

Anonymous

Anyone could be responding anonymously and only the admins would know.

So if you're bored and there's an unanswered question, go right ahead and answer it anonymously.

Nov 3, 2015#27

Anonymous

I am anything but anonymous

Nov 3, 2015#28

Bubble181

Sanders vs Trump ?

Nov 3, 2015#29

SpecialKO

What is currently your preferred thing to say about Dell's support techs' genetic heritage and physical well-being?

Nov 3, 2015#30

Anonymous

Bubble181 said:
Sanders vs Trump ?

They're both running their websites on cloudflare-nginx, but bernie has had his domain registered since 2001, while trump since 2007. On the other hand, bernie's server doesn't support IPv6, and his SSL cert runs out in April, while trump's lasts almost to the election. Lastly bernie's server was vulnerable to heartbleed, while trump's never was.

So if I had to choose who I'd have set up my web server, I'd go with Trump's guys over Bernie's guys.

Then I'd burn the server down and set it up correctly.

Nov 3, 2015#31

GasBandit

You ever go to eat a pork sausage, and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?

Nov 3, 2015#32

Bubble181

You ever go to eat a pork sausage and find it's not Halal?

Nov 3, 2015#33

Anonymous

SpecialKO said:
What is currently your preferred thing to say about Dell's support techs' genetic heritage and physical well-being?

They don't match their online ads:

Nov 3, 2015#34

Anonymous

GasBandit said:
You ever go to eat a pork sausage, and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?

No wonder you like the heat in Texas. You must have experienced the look that chills you to this day.

Bubble181 said:
You ever go to eat a pork sausage and find it's not Halal?

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Nov 3, 2015#35

GasBandit

Anonymous said:
No wonder you like the heat in Texas. You must have experienced the look that chills you to this day.

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