Ask me anything non personally identifiable while I wait for Dell support...

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I won't answer anything that would give me or my company affiliation away, but with few exceptions I'll answer anything asked.
 
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#2
Would you say certain hair colors are more beautiful than others, in general?
 
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Let me amend that: Ask me anything, but I reserve the right to lie outraegously if I think it'll give me away to anyone who doesn't already know who this is.
 
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Would you say certain hair colors are more beautiful than others, in general?
I'm more personally attracted to certain hair colors than others, but I wouldn't assert that this is an objective viewpoint.
 
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Are you older than the Sun and the Stars?

Have you personally bred an army to fight for the Lord?

Do you have a PhD?

Is there anything beside boobs you like?

Do you have minions?

Are you really into a specific type of animal?

Do you like making outfits?

Are you really far away from pretty much everyone else?

Dry heat or fifty inches of snow?

Am I just badgering you or am I going somewhere?
 
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If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?
 
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Are you older than the Sun and the Stars?

Have you personally bred an army to fight for the Lord?

Do you have a PhD?

Is there anything beside boobs you like?

Do you have minions?

Are you really into a specific type of animal?

Do you like making outfits?

Are you really far away from pretty much everyone else?

Dry heat or fifty inches of snow?

Am I just badgering you or am I going somewhere?
3 yes the rest no.
 
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If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?
Money. I can then afford to fly, but would probably put it to better use.
 

GasBandit

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"reiterating" would mean you'd already said so, no?

Also, I don't think it's Dave, Fade, LittleKagsin, or Emrys, either, ya know :p
In the other thread (big Rant thread), I did. Apparently you're not the only person who thought it was me, and they reported my post to say "you forgot to anon yourself on this one!"
 
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Dell came and went. Servers still down. Tomorrow's going to suck too.
 
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Apparently you're not the only person who thought it was me, and they reported my post to say "you forgot to anon yourself on this one!"
Yes. It's a good thing that Anon is buried deep enough amongst a big enough pool of "people who work with servers" that there's sufficient uncertainty as to who it might be.

Also, if servers "mysteriously" get wet, some charges ought to be pressed, or at least some kind of detective(s) NEED to get involved.

--Patrick
 
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In the other thread (big Rant thread), I did. Apparently you're not the only person who thought it was me, and they reported my post to say "you forgot to anon yourself on this one!"
That was me!

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Money. I can then afford to fly, but would probably put it to better use.
We're talking the super power of flight here, I don't think you can buy that with a million bucks. I find your answer very disappointing.

Unless your answer is to become Iron Man, which it's not because you said you would put the money to better use, which is clearly a fallacy.
 
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Anyone could be responding anonymously and only the admins would know.

So if you're bored and there's an unanswered question, go right ahead and answer it anonymously.
 
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#29
What is currently your preferred thing to say about Dell's support techs' genetic heritage and physical well-being?
 
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Sanders vs Trump ?
They're both running their websites on cloudflare-nginx, but bernie has had his domain registered since 2001, while trump since 2007. On the other hand, bernie's server doesn't support IPv6, and his SSL cert runs out in April, while trump's lasts almost to the election. Lastly bernie's server was vulnerable to heartbleed, while trump's never was.

So if I had to choose who I'd have set up my web server, I'd go with Trump's guys over Bernie's guys.

Then I'd burn the server down and set it up correctly.
 

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#31
You ever go to eat a pork sausage, and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?
 
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