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[Bubble181]

Wondering what we did to deserve this, yes.

 

[Emrys]

Wondering what we did to deserve this, yes.

Quiet, you.

 

[Bubble181]

Quiet, you.

Yes, mistress.

 

[DarkAudit]

Step 1. Open cleaning supply store in @Emrys' neighborhood.

Step 2. Post stuff like this...

Step 3. SQUEESPLODE!!

Step 4. Profit!

 

[Emrys]

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

So much adorable... can't resist...

<squeeeeeeexplode!>

 

[Doomweasel minion]

For the love of...

Bartholomew, get the squeegee and superglue. These dooking humans are doing it again.

 

[evilmike]

 

[jwhouk]

Now watch it 1,234,567,890 times.

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[GasBandit]

The mind of a puppy.

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[Eriol]

And I thought my (and @Dirona's) cat was fluffy. WOW. That's like yeti-cat.

 

[Dirona]

And I thought my (and @Dirona's) cat was fluffy. WOW. That's like yeti-cat.

I'm thinking that's a Norwegian Forest Cat. They're amount of floof is truly impressive.

 

[filmfanatic]

I'm thinking that's a Norwegian Forest Cat. They're amount of floof is truly impressive.

Yep, that is a Norwegian Forest Cat.

 

[Null]

Majestic as fuck.

 

[MindDetective]

Yep, that is a Norwegian Forest Cat.

Sounds like it should be in the Monster Manual.

 

[PatrThom]

Sounds like it should be in the Monster Manual.

I would do a whole schtick about no. appearing, hit dice, how it can be tempted with lutefisk, etc. but I have to go pick my kid up from school right now.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Yep, that is a Norwegian Forest Cat.

Or a Maine Coon?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

While it's why I intend to reincarnate as a cat.

 

[figmentPez]

Hostage situation?

 

[PatrThom]

I've had a ferret try to do that with ME before. Just grabbing the web of my hand with his teeth and trying to tug me under the couch. He could barely move the entirety of the lower half of my arm but he was trying soooo hard.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

My weasels do that with me and everything I own all the time.

 

[Bubble181]

My weasels do that with me and everything they own all the time.

FTFY

 

[Emrys]

FTFY

You are correct.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Those hungry kittens, man.

--Patrick

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[filmfanatic]

One of these things is not like the other...

 

[PatrThom]

Yes. One is not panting.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Cats getting startled by toasters.

 

[PatrThom]

A high-strung cat can be a never-ending source of amusement. If you're cruel.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]