:3

[Emrys]

Given the attention span of the average doomweasel, you're both right.

 

[PatrThom]

See I saw it as "OMG SHENMUE III!!! FINAL FANTASY VII!!!OMG!!!"

Just needs that screaming goat dub.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

Never make eye contact while eating banana...

 

[PatrThom]

Seems like with a little stabilization and a judicious edit, that could be made into a near-perfect looper.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Wow, and most cats absolutely hate bananas.

 

[GasBandit]

Wow, and most cats absolutely hate bananas.

Trying to get my cat to eat corn on the cob was one of the greater disappointments of the last year.

 

[drifter]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Hey, mister. You've got something under your eye.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Helpless.
Little.
Red.
Panda.
Cubs.


--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

God dammit, Moon Moon. There was a reason I said not to eat those rice krispie treats... THEY WERE FULL OF POT.

 

[rac3r_x]

 

[sixpackshaker]

God dammit, Moon Moon. There was a reason I said not to eat those rice krispie treats... THEY WERE FULL OF POT.

Man, that one made me mad. The ASPCA should rescue that dog.

 

[GasBandit]

Man, that one made me mad. The ASPCA should rescue that dog.

Apparently they took the dog to the vet, and the vet told them to keep him under close observation for the next day, and by the following morning he was better.

But yeah, when you got a dog, you gotta make sure the snacks are secured. If that had been pot brownies instead of rice crispies treats, it could have been really bad.

 

[Null]

Apparently they took the dog to the vet, and the vet told them to keep him under close observation for the next day, and by the following morning he was better.

But yeah, when you got a dog, you gotta make sure the snacks are secured. If that had been pot brownies instead of rice crispies treats, it could have been really bad.

Hexabromide is seriously bad juju for dogs.

 

[PatrThom]

Theobromine is seriously bad juju for dogs.

FTFY

--Patrick

 

[Null]

FTFY

--Patrick

I stand corrected.

 

[rac3r_x]

 

[PatrThom]

I stand corrected.

I only remember it because of some movie/tv show with a dog named "Theo."

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

Apparently they took the dog to the vet, and the vet told them to keep him under close observation for the next day, and by the following morning he was better.

But yeah, when you got a dog, you gotta make sure the snacks are secured. If that had been pot brownies instead of rice crispies treats, it could have been really bad.

But that is what they told the vet to cover their asses.

 

[GasBandit]

But that is what they told the vet to cover their asses.

Ahh, I see... you're of a mind that they fed the dog pot on purpose, then pretended it "got into the stash." That'd be reprehensible, yes.

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[PatrThom]

"Ha hah! That's hilarious! Honey, come look!"
"Oh, fer...GET HIM OUT OF THERE YOU IDIOT!"
"Not until I've taken some pictures to post on the Internet! We're gonna be famous!"

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Bubble181]

...so when did you and @Emrys have a get-together, then?

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

So we gonna try n eat it


*nomp*


wtf


*nomp???*


Oh well, we'll get it next time.

 

[PatrThom]

Professor Jiggly is a very pretty kitty.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Ow my neck.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

Good way to make sure that floor is reaallllly clean.

 

[Null]

One of the C-plots on Swamp People this past season was Junior Edwards and his wife, Theresa, taking in an orphaned river otter pup and raising it for a while. It was the cutest damn thing.

http://www.history.com/shows/swamp-people/videos/oscar-the-pet-otter

 

[rac3r_x]