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[PatrThom]

If you reverse it, it becomes a movie about how a ferret finds all of your missing items and brings them back to you.

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

If you reverse it, it becomes a movie about how a ferret finds all of your missing items and brings them back to you.

--Patrick

A long distance dedication to @Emrys - To Dream the Impossible Dream.

 

[Emrys]

Have I told you guys how much I love you?

 

[PatrThom]

We're all still alive, aren't we?

--Patrick

 

[CrimsonSoul]

We're all still alive, aren't we?

--Patrick

I'm starting to think this whole doom weasel invasion isn't real.

 

[Emrys]

We're all still alive, aren't we?

--Patrick

But of course, sweetie. I don't plan on killing anyone during The Scampering.

Enslaving, yes. Dance for my entertainment!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

It's like having a toddler in the house.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Cheesy1]

Uh oh, @Emrys! Someone has created mini-Rexes to battle your doomweasel army!

 

[drifter]

Dumbo Octopus

 

[Emrys]

It's the cockatoo version of @HCGLNS and @Yoshimickster.[DOUBLEPOST=1424819942,1424819714][/DOUBLEPOST]

Uh oh, @Emrys! Someone has created mini-Rexes to battle your doomweasel army!

It cannot be! It shall not be! Arise, my doomweasels! Show no mercy!

I said arise, you lazy buggers. Don't yawn at me. Pay attention when I tell you to arise.

The Scampering has been postponed while I sort this out.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

But of course, sweetie. I don't plan on killing anyone during The Scampering.

Enslaving, yes. Dance for my entertainment!

It's too late for that. They've tasted human blood.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

It's too late for that. They've tasted human blood.

You should never have found that footage!

 

[ncts_dodge_man]

Just what have you been teaching these doomweasels, @Emrys? Are they mocking us now?

 

[Emrys]

Oh my, yes!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

"What's he saying?"
"He's saying, 'WHY ARE YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT YOU SHOULD BE IN LANDSCAPE'"

--Patrick

 

[rac3r_x]

 

[drifter]

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[sixpackshaker]

mmmm... now I wand some garlic butter...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[DarkAudit]

Spoiler: spoilered for size

Source.

 

[Emrys]

Doomweasels are complete bastards when it comes to stealing treats from others.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

Aha! Now we know their weakness!

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Ooo! Sound!
(Ok it doesn't really add all that much)


--Patrick

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Doomweasel airborne trainee.

From http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-31711446

 

[Gruebeard]

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[figmentPez]

Doomweasel airborne trainee.

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From http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-31711446

I love this quote, "The woodpecker is not its usual prey, but weasels are fearless. A female weasel weighs less than a Mars Bar but is as ferocious as a lion."

"[The weasel] can kill things much bigger than itself, so it's an impressive little creature when you think about its size."

--
Which would you rather face, one lion sized weasel, or 1,000 weasel sized lions?

Spoiler

Trick quesiton! You're facing both!

 

[Bubble181]

Because sometimes, you need a Gruebeard.

 

[Gruebeard]

Awww, look at all the cute widdle lions.