It's embarassing. And it's only gotten worse. My wife rented a small little suite (former servants quarters) in a building just off Kits beach for $550/month back in 2001 which was a steal at the time. I couldn't fit in her kitchen, or her shower, but it was a steal.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Your mom.
Did you take your Ambien before posting that?
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
And yet, typos and other spelling errors are universally reviled.
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I have that same thought every time I see one of those things on fb or somewhere.
My current ex-boyfriend at a club with another girl on a night I had to work. Guess my girls were right about him. Good riddance to bad rubbish. LOL
na, she looks a little flat.
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
You don't mess with this bitch and get away with it.. HAHA. Like I say they call them ex's for a reason with a few exceptions of course (you know who you are) Good riddance to bad rubbish.
That would be a kokanee.
LOL, too true. First time I've seen him with such a beer. Note to self, no dating Hab fans that drink Kokanee.
GasBandit
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Gas Bandit's list of fun pastimes, page 7:
-Go to Walmart, find frozen fish, discard in women's underwear section
-Piss on a plate and freeze it. Then slide the frozen piss disc under doors.
-Release three pigs into a police station with the numbers "1", "2" and "4" painted on their sides.
-Pour talcum powder in the opening of a hair dryer.
-Swap the bags inside cereal boxes at the grocery. Super glue them shut. Grapenuts goes well in Coco puffs boxes.
-Never say "I think you have the wrong number." Ask "Are you a friend of the family? I have some very bad news . . ."
- Lab coats are relatively inexpensive, and well worth the respect you are given in hospitals by trusting strangers.
-Black electrical tape covers the little light sensors on auto-flushing toilets really well.
-Print and hang signs saying "Elevator under service, please use stairs" on tall buildings.
-Set all clocks you can get a hold of back by one hour. Or, in a store with lots of clocks on display, set all their alarms to go off at 10 minute intervals.
-Rearrange Nativity Scenes to have a different narrative. The story of Sodom and Gomorrah is important, but doesn't have a holiday.
-Put cut live public Christmas Trees out of their misery. Put a cup of salt into the water in their base.
-Help make Xmas extra special this year. Hang "out of order" signs on all the mall bathroom stalls this December 23rd.
- Leave a forged memo describing the closing / bankruptcy of your office on the office photocopier. Include names/dates
-When dining at a restaurant, claim to have lost you phone. Leave while staff is searching.
-Order a drink for the hottest woman in the bar and have the bartender tell her it's from the lonely guy in the corner.
-Hire hookers and force them to read a book and fill out job applications. "Hey, I paid for a whole hour, bitch!"
- Put Slayer CDs in Justin Bieber CD cases
-Go to Walmart, find frozen fish, discard in women's underwear section
-Piss on a plate and freeze it. Then slide the frozen piss disc under doors.
-Release three pigs into a police station with the numbers "1", "2" and "4" painted on their sides.
-Pour talcum powder in the opening of a hair dryer.
-Swap the bags inside cereal boxes at the grocery. Super glue them shut. Grapenuts goes well in Coco puffs boxes.
-Never say "I think you have the wrong number." Ask "Are you a friend of the family? I have some very bad news . . ."
- Lab coats are relatively inexpensive, and well worth the respect you are given in hospitals by trusting strangers.
-Black electrical tape covers the little light sensors on auto-flushing toilets really well.
-Print and hang signs saying "Elevator under service, please use stairs" on tall buildings.
-Set all clocks you can get a hold of back by one hour. Or, in a store with lots of clocks on display, set all their alarms to go off at 10 minute intervals.
-Rearrange Nativity Scenes to have a different narrative. The story of Sodom and Gomorrah is important, but doesn't have a holiday.
-Put cut live public Christmas Trees out of their misery. Put a cup of salt into the water in their base.
-Help make Xmas extra special this year. Hang "out of order" signs on all the mall bathroom stalls this December 23rd.
- Leave a forged memo describing the closing / bankruptcy of your office on the office photocopier. Include names/dates
-When dining at a restaurant, claim to have lost you phone. Leave while staff is searching.
-Order a drink for the hottest woman in the bar and have the bartender tell her it's from the lonely guy in the corner.
-Hire hookers and force them to read a book and fill out job applications. "Hey, I paid for a whole hour, bitch!"
- Put Slayer CDs in Justin Bieber CD cases
<gif of puppy saying you are awesome>
It's the Uncanny Valley of grammar. The closer you get to perfection, the more the flaws stand out.
--Patrick
Come on, you're from Toronto, you know this.
A petition to get Weird Al to perform at the next Superbowl halftime show.
I'd actually tune into the Superbowl for the first and only time in my life for that.
I'd actually tune into the Superbowl for the first and only time in my life for that.
Random thought. Is there a "Noooooo" moment in Attack of the Clones? Cause now that Lucas messed with his movies again, every Star Wars movie except for possibly Episode 2 has one. And I'm not going to subject myself to actually watching Episode 2 again just to find out.
Episode 1: When Qui Gon dies
Episode 3: When Anakin finds out Padme's dead
A New Hope: When Obi Wan dies
Empire Strikes Back: When Luke finds out Vader is his father
Return of the Jedi: When Vader kills the Emperor.
Episode 1: When Qui Gon dies
Episode 3: When Anakin finds out Padme's dead
A New Hope: When Obi Wan dies
Empire Strikes Back: When Luke finds out Vader is his father
Return of the Jedi: When Vader kills the Emperor.
This seems like as good a place as any to post this.
For my Personality class, we have to do a personality assessment of a fictional or historical character chosen by the teacher in one of the domains of personality assessment.
I got Intrapsychic analysis of SHELDON COOPER!
OK, total psychology nerd moment, but this is going to be hella fun.
I get to psychoanalize Sheldon.
For my Personality class, we have to do a personality assessment of a fictional or historical character chosen by the teacher in one of the domains of personality assessment.
I got Intrapsychic analysis of SHELDON COOPER!
OK, total psychology nerd moment, but this is going to be hella fun.
I get to psychoanalize Sheldon.
8 resumes sent out today. Gotta keep a close eye on job opportunities for a little while cause my contract ends in 5 weeks...
Apparently in YA novels, it's okay to have bone-breaking sex, romance between a grown man and an infant, and children being blown up, but you're not supposed to have any curse words? Do people know how teenagers talk when adults aren't around? It's an odd chance you'll have a sentence without at least a four letter word.
"Fuck! The child I use to have bone-breaking sex with just blew up!"
There's just one thing that isn't wrong in that sentence.
GasBandit
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The grammar?
Nuhhp, wait, you had the preposition after the subject. It's the child WHICH you use to have bone breaking sex just blew up.
I'll never post a sentence like "There's just one thing that isn't wrong in that sentence" again.
Also, I hope I never post anything like "Fuck! The child I use to have bone-breaking sex with just blew up!" either.
Surely Chris Brown wouldn't beat any of those people. They're not famous enough for him to date them...
From Planck length to the observable universe: a size comparison.