Introduce Yourself!

Silver Jelly · Oct 12, 2011

Dave said:
Raping? I pray that you meant "rapping".

Welcome, young feller!

XD I completely missed that!

Dave · Oct 12, 2011

So how did you find us, Mr. Nightmare? My guess is through the My Little Pony stuff.

Hylian · Oct 12, 2011

Welcome

LittleKagsin · Oct 12, 2011

Wow, you're tall for being only 14!
Maybe I'm just short...

Who's your favorite pony and why?

Espy · Oct 12, 2011

Nightmare said:
My name is Roderick-Donell Hawkins Caldwell siler. I'm 14 years old, British-American (but my skin color is black due to having a black father0 and I'm 5'6. My favorite passtime is making beats, computers, animating, drawing, raping, and dancing. My favorite characters are Sonic The Hedgehog (The Adventures Of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic The Hedgehog (SatAM), Sonic Underground, Sonic X), DJ Pony/Vinyal scratch (My Little Pony: Freindship Is Magic), and Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist). That is all you need to know about me. TTFN (Ta-ta for now).[/

Fun Size · Oct 12, 2011

Have you considered adding pillaging to your resume? Given your current pastimes, it seems a useful skill to add.

Nightmare · Oct 12, 2011

Well, I skateboad and BMX.

Dave · Oct 12, 2011

So amuse an old man. Is your name from the MLP stuff or is it from Avenged Sevenfold?

Shegokigo · Oct 12, 2011

Dave said:
So amuse an old man. Is your name from the MLP stuff or is it from Avenged Sevenfold?

Nightmare · Oct 12, 2011

It's from MLP.

Dave · Oct 12, 2011

Gotcha. See, I don't watch so I don't know character names.

You should listen to A7X, though. They rock.

North_Ranger · Oct 13, 2011

Hm. New blood. European side of the puddle, too.

Now, some important questions:
Pants, yes or no?
Blackadder, yes or no?

Nightmare · Oct 13, 2011

North_Ranger said:
Hm. New blood. European side of the puddle, too.

Now, some important questions:
Pants, yes or no?
Blackadder, yes or no?

I wear pants and I'm not sure what Blackadder means but no.

Shegokigo · Oct 13, 2011

Pants yes and Black Adder no?

I think you just made some serious enemies with talk like that.

North_Ranger · Oct 13, 2011

He sure as hell did.

Chad Sexington · Oct 13, 2011

He's young, guys. We have to enlighten our youth, not drive them away as enemies. If he knows about pants and Blackadder, and still rejects it, well, then, I mean. I've recently opened a tar & feather shop you may visit. 20% discount if you use the password "vergule"

North_Ranger · Oct 13, 2011

Ooh, do you sell pitchforks, too?

Seriously, though, welcome aboard, Nightmare. And go watch thee some Blackadder. Now.

bhamv3 · Oct 13, 2011

I notice you refrained from asking a 14 year old to remove his pants.

Dave · Oct 13, 2011

Just so you know, Nightmare, North_Ranger is from Finland - land of the sauna. He believes wearing clothes in the sauna is the same as killing kittens. We've taken that to mean he doesn't wear pants ever.

And Blackadder is a British comedy from the 1980's & 1990's and I've never thought that much of it, myself.

Red Dwarf, now. There's a great show!

BananaHands · Oct 14, 2011

We like making beets here too.

Nightmare · Oct 17, 2011

I LOL'd

General Specific · Oct 22, 2011

Nightmare said:
I wear pants and I'm not sure what Blackadder means but no.

Biannoshufu · Oct 23, 2011

a 14 year old on a site with NSFW content. This will end well.

Dave · Oct 23, 2011

Biannoshufu said:
a 14 year old on a site with NSFW content. This will end well.

Well...technically the NSFW stuff is age blocked so that he'd have had to lie to get in. Unfortunately, the age blocking addon broke with the latest update. So not only can he see it, but so can Google...which means I may have to kill the NSFW again until I get it fixed.

Besides, if this place is where he's coming to for porn he sucks at the internet.

North_Ranger · Oct 23, 2011

Dave... You may not remember this, on the account that when you were fourteen, porn was two stick figures on a cave wall, but at that age, just about anything that shows the female form in bikini-level clothing or less classifies as suitable... um, handiwork material

Also:

bhamv3 · Oct 24, 2011

I remember when I was that age, I knocked one out to TV Guide.

True story.

Silver Jelly · Oct 24, 2011

bhamv3 said:
I remember when I was that age, I knocked one out to TV Guide.

True story.

Ah, to be 14 again...

Dave · Oct 24, 2011

Got the age verification working again. Sorry, Nightmare.

BananaHands · Oct 24, 2011

Dave, can I request a HalForums Bikini Calendar?

Dave · Oct 24, 2011

BananaHands said:
Dave, can I request a HalForums Bikini Calendar?

Yes, but it would be 12 pictures of me in various poses.

drifter · Oct 24, 2011

Dave said:
Yes, but it would be 12 pictures of me in various poses.

phil · Oct 24, 2011

Fuck Nightmare.

Mitsurugi forever.

Dave · Oct 24, 2011

Well, the thread is titled "Nightmare"....

Officer_Charon · Oct 24, 2011

phil said:
Fuck Nightmare.

Mitsurugi forever.

Talim would like to have a word with you....

Allen who is Quiet · Oct 25, 2011

And that word is "I'm dead because I'm terrible in every incarnation after 2"