GasBandit
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I remember it. I remember the speak-n-spell vocals, too.
What is the Worst Song of All Time?
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Thinking about this thread today, I remember one that I've made you all suffer through before. Think it's time we revisited it for the sake of this thread.
"Come on, girlfriend!" BLECH... I swear this is the most heinous neutering of a song if there ever was one.[DOUBLEPOST=1409180054,1409179583][/DOUBLEPOST]
You, sir, are pure evil.
GasBandit
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Because the plot demaaaa-aaands
An eeeee-vil maaa-aaaan
To prove the good are good, someone's got to put 'em through it
Even Shakespeare, in his glory
Had good villains in his stories
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.
Zappa thought they were the greatest band ever.
GasBandit
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It's not as bad as the hippy dippy sarcastic one John Lennon did.
Oh my god this. I used to work at a place that ran the same cd of christmas songs over the speakers from october to january, and this song played roughly one million times a day.
I can't stand to hear it to this day.
Pick one of the country songs my mom listens to.
I don't know the names or the singers. They all sound the same and they all sound terrible.
I don't know the names or the singers. They all sound the same and they all sound terrible.
I worked in a music store for 3 years in the late 1980's-early 90's. This song, Christmas Wrapping, and Last Christmas got played a lot. And now we know why my Christmas music is usually instrumental, choral, or old classics.
*bad Walking Dead meme*
How does she like her christmas music? - Choral. CHORAL, Coral!
I like that song
I love that song.
Not because it's good, but back when I was a teenager here in the northern Canadas, we had a music video channel called Much Music. They censored that song so hard that lyrics ended up
--- my life ---- -------
This is my ---- -----
---------- no ---------
don't give a ---- if I ---- -- ---
And it became a running joke between my friends and I for too long.
Not because it's good, but back when I was a teenager here in the northern Canadas, we had a music video channel called Much Music. They censored that song so hard that lyrics ended up
--- my life ---- -------
This is my ---- -----
---------- no ---------
don't give a ---- if I ---- -- ---
And it became a running joke between my friends and I for too long.
GasBandit
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It's a parody gold mine, though.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
OVEN BAKING
HEAVY BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S CARBS THAT I'M EATING
GasBandit
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Yep. There's all kinds of that nonsense in the mid-aughts emo alternative scene. System of a puddle of papa stained shovel.
I was about to post this.
I think Imagine might be worse.
GasBandit
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I know I probably don't have the majority of opinion behind me on this one, but nearly everything Lennon did in his solo/yoko era was horrible.
I'm deeply curious what @Calleja would say about that.
Meh, I'm over it songs catchy, other teams fanbases are just hating because their team didn't use it first.
I nominate this:
GasBandit
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Hah, the Bangles. The Wilson-Phillips of the 80s.
Though Manic Monday is no Eternal Flame.
I think there was more good than bad, but since we don't have to share a radio, you are welcome to your opinion.
I'm just glad that's the only song of theirs I know of then.
GasBandit
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I'm bombarded all day by 5 radios playing garbage I'm not supposed to mess with (though every once in a while I do anyway), so what's one more, hm?[DOUBLEPOST=1409339598,1409339567][/DOUBLEPOST]I think there was more good than bad, but since we don't have to share a radio, you are welcome to your opinion.
Oh come on, everybody knows "Walk Like an Egyptian" man!
GasBandit
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Assuming you were cognizant in 1986, I have a hard time believing you weren't inundated by Walk Like an Egyptian like the rest of us.
I was 2. I was aware of the song but, until now, not who did it.
Say @GasBandit, you work in radio. Do you have enough influence at your station to program a block that will ruin the next hour of your listeners lives based off this thread?
Say @GasBandit, you work in radio. Do you have enough influence at your station to program a block that will ruin the next hour of your listeners lives based off this thread?
You say that like it's an excuse.
GasBandit
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Ah. Very well then.