Metabolizing caffeine and sugar into sentences.
"I wrote this in my latte phase, in my later works I leaned more Americano, and it shows."
--Patrick
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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"I wrote this in my latte phase, in my later works I leaned more Americano, and it shows."
--Patrick
Very fond of KeyBr.com, but their phonetics-based word generation algorithm is occasionally very distracting.
My two rats have teamed up to weigh down my hand. Sooo cute.
picssss
I wish I could've, but it was inside a box and I couldn't maneuver my free hand much. I'm sure they would've stopped the moment I had a camera on them anyway; pets seem good at sensing when they're about to have their actions on video.
In an ideal world, DPOs (domestic pet owners) would be required to carry body cameras in order to capture all the cutest moments.
True enough. LPOs (Lawful Pet Owners) it is, then.
It's true!
Strider is not cute. Strider is the Doctor Doom of cats.
Poor Strider. She lets me maul her, just not as much as the fuzzy beasts.
Emailed feedback from a client:
"The translation you provided had many errors in it. Overall, we are very satisfied with the translation, and we would like this translator and editor to handle all our cases from now on. The errors are not acceptable."
I can't tell if they're happy or not.
"The translation you provided had many errors in it. Overall, we are very satisfied with the translation, and we would like this translator and editor to handle all our cases from now on. The errors are not acceptable."
I can't tell if they're happy or not.
I think the only appropriate response is: "Great? We look forward to your future business?"
Allow me to translate this for you:
Wow, this sucks, but it's the best we've ever had. Please, may we have some more?
Please, go on...
They're laced with LSD.
And?
Slower, you whore.
Now that you've bought one, let us show you all these better ones at deep discounts. MUHAHAH.