The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

DarkAudit · Dec 20, 2015

No way I can follow that, but I'm posting this thing I reblogged from @Denbrought anyway...

PatrThom · Dec 20, 2015

GasBandit said:

Yay for macroglossia!

GasBandit said:
Also - ovipositor dildo with egglaying action.

There are models that allow multiple eggs, too.
To each their own, I guess.

--Patrick

Ravenpoe · Dec 20, 2015

GasBandit said:
[DOUBLEPOST=1450603018,1450602755][/DOUBLEPOST]Also - ovipositor dildo with egglaying action.

That's crazy, who would... I mean... What... No one...

*quietly saves those videos for later*

Denbrought · Dec 20, 2015

DarkAudit said:
No way I can follow that, but I'm posting this thing I reblogged from @Denbrought anyway...

Thomas the Tank Engine remixes are life

PatrThom · Dec 20, 2015

Our son has watched Thomas, which means my wife has watched Thomas.
She recently was looking for something to keep our son occupied and discovered Thomas was originally from another program, Shining Time Station, so she played some of those older (non-CGI) shows for him.
She told me later, "I didn't realize they weren't CGI. The engines in that show were so creepy!"

--Patrick

Celt Z · Dec 20, 2015

PatrThom said:
Our son has watched Thomas, which means my wife has watched Thomas.
She recently was looking for something to keep our son occupied and discovered Thomas was originally from another program, Shining Time Station, so she played some of those older (non-CGI) shows for him.
She told me later, "I didn't realize they weren't CGI. The engines in that show were so creepy!"

--Patrick

Oh man, when only the eyes moved and occasionally they'd change out the faces? Creepy AF. I'm very glad Li'l Z isn't as into Thomas as he used to be.

Denbrought · Dec 20, 2015

Celt Z said:
Oh man, when only the eyes moved and occasionally they'd change out the faces? Creepy AF. I'm very glad Li'l Z isn't as into Thomas as he used to be.

This clip from the show has always felt very creepy in particular.

PatrThom · Dec 20, 2015

It wasn't really creepy ... until the last sentence.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jan 1, 2016

Brushie Brushie.

Ravenpoe · Jan 1, 2016

GasBandit said:
Brushie Brushie.

Man, Japan will do anything to get around censorship laws.

Also, great, now I'm turned on by teeth brushing. As if I need another weird fetish.

PatrThom · Jan 1, 2016

I love seeing it when they put all that extra effort into animation that isn't used for anything important (the ECU on the bristles, for instance). It strikes me as very comical.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jan 2, 2016

PatrThom · Jan 2, 2016

I've read the graphic novel adaptation (from this compilation), but I still haven't seen any of the movies.

--Patrick

Denbrought · Jan 15, 2016

Gachimuchi Remixes are a beautiful audiovisual genre (see all the videos linked in Youtube's sidebar).

GasBandit · Jan 15, 2016

@Terrik

Terrik · Jan 15, 2016

GasBandit said:
@Terrik

I swear I disposed of mine properly

GasBandit · Jan 15, 2016

Terrik said:
I swear I disposed of mine properly

OKSANAAAAA!

figmentPez · Jan 20, 2016

PatrThom · Jan 20, 2016

That's a lot of putty.

--Patrick

fade · Jan 21, 2016

PatrThom said:
That's a lot of putty.

--Patrick

That looks like a dumb way to die.

PatrThom · Jan 21, 2016

fade said:
That looks like a dumb way to die.

Someone will have to add it to the list.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jan 21, 2016

Sometimes the stuff that comes up on my Google image searches, I swear.

PatrThom · Jan 21, 2016

Can't tell if brass or licorice.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jan 21, 2016

PatrThom said:
Can't tell if brass or licorice.

--Patrick

Brass, according to the blog post it came from.

fade · Jan 21, 2016

Piss-tol?
Kentucky schlong rifle?
Pee shooter?

Cheesy1 · Jan 21, 2016

Glock Cock?

drifter · Jan 21, 2016

Bushmaster
Heckler Cock

Or Browning, if you're into that.

PatrThom · Jan 21, 2016

S&M Model 69?

--Patrick

fade · Jan 21, 2016

Weiner PPK?
Pocket rocket launcher?[DOUBLEPOST=1453418277,1453417770][/DOUBLEPOST]You can only shoot it twice a day. Maybe three if you take a week off.

Bubble181 · Jan 23, 2016

fade said:
You can only shoot it twice a day. Maybe three if you take a week off.

....You're not 16 anymore, are you? I'm sure I'm not, either, but still

figmentPez · Jan 23, 2016

fade said:
Weiner PPK?

Hehehe, you said PeePee

PatrThom · Jan 23, 2016

I tried to find the image of Jesse Custer yelling, "Back in the holster, Fucker!" but couldn't (without scanning it myself, that is).
You'll just have to imagine it.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jan 31, 2016

[DOUBLEPOST=1454297560,1454297547][/DOUBLEPOST]

PatrThom · Jan 31, 2016

I'm going to imagine both of these pictures as the two sides of a Chatroulette call.

--Patrick

LordRendar · Feb 2, 2016

I think that last used to be an swiss anime blogger named Melonpan. He trolled the people in Vieanna, carrying his pillows on the public tram and into biker bars.