I just had sex thread
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Well since my wife is pregnant I guess that means I Shoulda posted here a few times within the last month.
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That sounds like it would chafe
Got sent to work with a BIG OL' smile on my face.
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I'm trying to decide if this is sweet or gross. With smells and sex, it could go either way.
It was her perfume, or body wash, or shampoo, whatever. It was a pleasant scent.
BananaHands
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Being in a LDR means that a lot of sex needs to be crammed in those days when we visit each other.
I'm sore.
I'm sore.
If fireworks are coming out, you might want to see a doctor.
Unless you're banging a sexbot. In which case, see an electrician.
Ok not really. I'm old now. It was only twice.
Ok not really. I'm old now. It was only twice.
Oh, right, I forgot to post here...Celebrated my birthday last weekend (it's not till next month, but we had some time now) with my girlfriend. Private saunas are still fun, especially if they have a heated pool. Or a sauna. Or a hammam. Or a Jacuzzi. Or all of the above.
Luckily, I'm not that old yet.
Ok not really. I'm old now. It was only twice.
drew a hot bath with lavender bath salts and bubble bath. Lit some smell good candles, and queued up some Coyote Oldman on the roku. After her bath, I gave her a full-body rubdown with a really awesome body cream by L'Occitane.
Dunno why we went through all that cleaning just to get sweaty again
Dunno why we went through all that cleaning just to get sweaty again
Why is your alarm going off so early? You aren't scheduled early.
I forgot to change it.
The neighbor and that stupid rooster woke me up anyway.
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Good morning! I need a nap.
I forgot to change it.
The neighbor and that stupid rooster woke me up anyway.
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Good morning! I need a nap.
...Are we supposed to post here each and every time we have sex? Because if so, a) I'm way behind and b) some of the married folks here scare me for my future by their absence.Yay! Yay me!
*looks for the last time I posted in this thread*
... aww dammit.
Never fear. I don't always post about it. Though admittedly this year has been less than usual due to the stress of adjusting to change in several areas of both of our lives. Both of us have been alternating being exhausted.b) some of the married folks here scare me for my future by their absence.
I was joking; I doubt very much most who post here post every time
Oh. I totally knew that.I was joking; I doubt very much most who post here post every time
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And there are those of us who don't ever post here about the sex they are having.I was joking; I doubt very much most who post here post every time
Especially if it risks your spouse finding out!
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In all seriousness, I don't think my S/O would appreciate me sharing on the internet.
DERAIL!
For the length of a vacation that can be OK. Perpetually, that is so NOT OK.
Ya I think that's the reason I don't think I could long-term live on Kauai. Just in our vacation there a few years back the damned roosters/chickens were up at dawn (or before) reliably, announcing the morning. There's a "non-trivial" number of them on that island.
For the length of a vacation that can be OK. Perpetually, that is so NOT OK.
Wait... how'd it get in the tree? Can peacocks fly? We have wild peacocks around here, and I've never seen one fly.