What are you playing?

There are no mirrors or reflective-enough surfaces in the game for you to see yourself. The only time you see Booker is

Towards the end, when you are on the bridge looking across infinite bridges with infinite Bookers and Elizabeths

to the point where I actually thought "Who the hell is that?"
 
Fuuuuuuuck I bought Banished and my whole day disappeared and all I ate today was a piece of coffee cake. SO HUNGRY BUT NEED TO PICK UP KIDS FROM SCHOOL.
 

Dave

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THE MIGHTY QUEST FOR EPIC LOOT!!!!

Downloading it now. Looks awesome![DOUBLEPOST=1393543138,1393543063][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh shit, it's UPlay. I may have to pass.
 
THE MIGHTY QUEST FOR EPIC LOOT!!!!

Downloading it now. Looks awesome![DOUBLEPOST=1393543138,1393543063][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh shit, it's UPlay. I may have to pass.
Kinda wanna try it because it claims to be a cross between Dungeon Keeper and Diablo, but anything claiming Dungeon Keeper prowess always breaks my heart.
 

Dave

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So far it's pretty decent. You have to hit level 4 or so before you can break out of the tutorial.
 
Shadowrun: Dragonfall. Enjoyed the main game when it released, played around with a couple of the custom campaigns, so I'm happy to have the expansion. From the sounds of it and what I've been able to play so far, they've made some decent quality of life and design improvements, not the least of which being the ability to save anywhere. I just wish it didn't release on a day when I have to get up the next morning.
 
Factions was dead tonight, so I started The Banner Saga in earnest.

Big surprise that shouldn't be surprising--there are more than 2 classes for humans. Also, holy giant map, Batman, this world is BIG. I spent too much time clicking on different locations for background info, so despite playing for nearly an hour, we're only at our first campsite.

Lots of details and characters. I'm wondering if I'm going to remember anyone's names tomorrow.
 
In preparation for my upcoming trip to Italy in April, I fired up Assassin's Creed 2 again.

"It is a good life we lead, brother. May it never change."
"And may it never change us."

*opening title with iconic music*

Damn I love this game.
 
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In preparation for my upcoming trip to Italy in April, I fired up Assassin's Creed 2 again.

"It is a good life we lead, brother. May it never change."
"And may it never change us."

*opening title with iconic music*

Damn I love this game.
I'm trying to go there next summer as my and my wife's 8 year too late honeymoon lol
 

Necronic

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Mighty Quest for Epic Loot is really fun. The Dungeon Keeper/D3 analogy is definitely apt. It does need some serious balance though. Currently I have not been able to kill a single invader, and I have never gotten killed invading. But there is a lot of promise here.
 
I just started this interesting (so far) time waster - Forge of Empires - it's a free, browser-based Civilization-lite game.

It's kinda got some of the functions of the Facebook building games - building things takes certain real-world time, but doesn't have the "requires these many friends playing the game" type stuff. You can spend real money on it if you want things to get built quicker or not have to fight to take over areas.

If anyone plays it or hops on - my user id is nctsdodgeman - am in "Houndsmoor" but am unsure if that makes any difference.
 
A lot of people seem to be having problems at that point. From a review I read, I'm gonna take a stab at guessing ...

There's some kind of time loop crap where you have to do the crystal thing all over again?
The thing is that the story centers around it.

That being said, it mars an otherwise phenomenal game.

its also predicated on the main characters being total idiots. After the second time it becomes obvious who the villain really is and the fact that they still blindly follow her orders makes them stupid.
 
Bowielee said:
The thing is that the story centers around it. That being said, it mars an otherwise phenomenal game. * SPOILER *

Well, to be fair, they are doing what she wants to follow her to her boss, because not doing what she wants is just a delay.

At least that is the bullshit in game reason. ;)
 
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Time Played: ??:??:?? <3
I haven't enjoyed an RPG this much since my PSX days. Holy hell I'm almost sad this game is over.
Total completion:
Main Story 100% Side Quests: 95%
DLC1 Main Story: 100% Side Quests: 100%
DLC2 Main Story: 100% Side Quests: 100%

It's going to take a VERY impressive game to take it's place on my to play list.
 
Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2 is the biggest disappointment since my son.

The game starts off with a lengthy tutorial wherein some holy folks are trying to bust down your castle. You're a fully powered Dracul, the Dragon Prince of Darkness here so I was expecting to maul everything without any sort of effort. Nope, you still have to dodge pitiful human attacks and such just like Gabriel did in the first game. That was disappointing as hell. They didn't even give you the beginning to feel like the badass slayer of Satan you were. In fact, so far at no point does Dracula feel awesomely powerful except when fighting the Shadows of the Colossus sized bosses. I was apparently too weak to fight these buff human guards called Golgothan Guards in the future, but then I'm transported to the past where I'm capable of one on one'ing a 10 story tall super Medusa. Nope, in the future, all you get to do is fucking stealth around these guys, usually as a rat. There are VERY, VERY lengthy stealth rat segments that suck the fun out of the room like that one relative that you just can't relate too and hates every thing you like and do.

Now, I get why the game has to depower you after the beginning, you can't just start as the awesomest and stay that way. What I don't get is that I am buying ALL the exact same attacks he had in the first game. There doesn't seem to be a single new attack combo or anything, it's all identical. Really disappointing.

I've been reading a lot about how the lead designer of the game (nee lead writer and principal owner of the dev studio) got a gigantic ego after people liked the first game (it was not perfect, but it was good) and clashed with the lead art designer (who left) and refused to listen to any gameplay criticisms of any kind from anywhere in the company, so I am not surprised that the game is, so far, not fun.

The only saving graces so far have been the big boss fights, which are as ever, great knockoffs of Shadow of the Colossus and God of War boss fights and the music is, as the first game, top God damn notch, but not really in flavour with Castlevanias of the past. From what I've read there too, Konami thought that the music in older Castlevanias was too feminine* (A criticism I do not understand, it's some of the best music in the history of video games) so they wanted as few references to older Castlevania music as possible. Since it was composed primarily by a woman (Michiru Yamane), I take that to mean that they don't want a woman composing the music anymore.

I'm only a few hours into it, so I'm going to give it some more time and hope it improves. The first game had a rough start too. Oh, and here's a little bit of a spoiler about the story and how dumb it is. The city you wake up in in the present day is called Castlevania City. No fucking joke.

*feminine like this diddy

 
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Something's afoul at this pharmaceutical facility. Dracula better go stealth around to see if he can find the antidote to the evil Satan virus.

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
 
It's ... classical-style music, ya stupid Konami fucks. I've been listening to music from Symphony of the Night since nearly a decade before I actually played the game. It's fantastic.



Hearing about the Mario Kart stuff made me decide to get on Mario Kart 7 and race some people, and I realized something: I suck at Mario Kart, unless I'm playing against my wife and 11-year-old cousins. I wish I could've raced some people at Katsucon to see how they do it, because last night was embarrassing. And apparently unless I'm beating up non-EV trained teams of little Japanese kids, I suck at Pokemon competitively as well.

Apparently I just need to stick with The Banner Saga Factions and Kid Icarus Uprising, the former because the developers were apparently on the same wavelength with my brain, and the latter because I'm one of the people who has mastered the shitty controls, thus putting me at an advantage over anyone whose hands are cramping.
 
I finished up Bravely Default. I have to agree that the last section was terrible. I do hope that the sequel teased at the end comes out though. Other than the looping stuff it was a great game.
 
I finished up Bravely Default. I have to agree that the last section was terrible. I do hope that the sequel teased at the end comes out though. Other than the looping stuff it was a great game.
Ashburner says they're planning it to be an annual series a la Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed, so expect a rushed sequel for 2015.
 
I have now played the SINGLE worst segment in any video game ever. The dead leaves stealth section in Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2. Not only is it frustrating and nonsensical with a character who repeats voice clips every 5 seconds, but after you finish it, the guy who would instakill you for daring to step on dead leaves is just instakilled by Dracula in a cutscene.

Fuck you. Fuck you to death.

If I ever meet the lead designer, I will literally challenge him to a God damn duel.

Fuck this game.

-1000/10
 
I have now played the SINGLE worst segment in any video game ever. The dead leaves stealth section in Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2. Not only is it frustrating and nonsensical with a character who repeats voice clips every 5 seconds, but after you finish it, the guy who would instakill you for daring to step on dead leaves is just instakilled by Dracula in a cutscene.

Fuck you. Fuck you to death.

If I ever meet the lead designer, I will literally challenge him to a God damn duel.

Fuck this game.

-1000/10
Why are you still playing? You have nothing better to play right now? I doubt that's true.
 
I was giving it a chance, and it was improving. The bosses are still fun and I love Castlevania but that last stealth segment is the worst thing I've ever played. At no point should that have gotten past anyone in any level of testing. It was beyond awful, it took awful to a new voidish depth.

I can tell you right now, after finishing that sequence, I'm done. The game is uninstalled and deleted. This series can go fuck itself and Konami can continue to shit all over it's most beloved franchises. I hope they eventually give Metal Gear to an inept western developer too, so their trifecta of ruining their best series' can be complete.

RIP Silent Hill and Castlevania

Hopefully someone at that company wakes the fuck up.

Lords of Shadow 2 itself so far is a solid barely 6/10 game on it's own. The dead leaves section is -152000. So, I'll average the two scores and give Lords of Shadow 2 a -75997/10.
 
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