What the hell's with Austria, did Pedobear move there or something?

[@Li3n]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14668270

Police in Austria have arrested a man suspected of imprisoning and sexually abusing his two daughters in his village home over 40 years.
The man, now 80, denies the abuse, which allegedly began when one girl was aged 12 and the other four.
Police say the case was reported in May, when the daughters escaped after one reportedly knocked over the father as he tried to rape her.
Now aged 53 and 45, they were both found to have "mental deficiencies".

etc.

Time to start randomly checking basements austrian police.

 

[fade]

It's all those kangaroos.

Yes, I do know. I feel like I have to say I know now due to lack of tone on the web.

 

[Frank]

That was a problem up here in the more isolated Mennonite communities.

Fathers needing to "break in" their daughters.

 

[North_Ranger]

Austria is Europe's Japan, I guess.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Austria is Europe's Japan, I guess.

There's a tasteless Hitler joke in there, somewhere.

 

[North_Ranger]

There's a tasteless Hitler joke in there, somewhere.

Of course. But we're too classy for that, aren't we, officer?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Hell no... just a cop of very little brain.

 

[North_Ranger]

Hell no... just a cop of very little brain.

There's a tasteless cop joke in there, somewhere

 

[Officer_Charon]

There's a tasteless cop joke in there, somewhere

*golfclap* Well-played, sirrah.

 

[North_Ranger]

Thank you, sir.

*bow*

 

[@Li3n]

That was a problem up here in the more isolated Mennonite communities.

Fathers needing to "break in" their daughters.

So it's some sort of german thing...