[News] What Got Stuck up People's Whatsits in 2015

[ThatNickGuy]

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1673859332

This might belong in the NSFW forum, but what the hell. This is a list of things that got stuck up or in various orifices this year.

The one that beat all for me: "INSERTED A LONG BALLOON IN PENIS TO HAVE GIRLFRIEND BLOW UP FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION AND IT BROKE"

Why?! Why would anyone do that?!

 

[PatrThom]

Why?! Why would anyone do that?!

I assume FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION according to your previous statement.
The ones that get me are the "Let's pretend you're pregnant by trying to inflate your uterus" oh wait that is LIKELY TO KILL YOU.

--Patrick