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Time to release... the virus! (Zombie Avatar Week)

Sep 5, 2009#1

Shegokigo

*the intercom cracks and comes on loud*

Well... that was easier than I thought. *ahem*

"Attention Halforums, I've decided enough talk was enough. I've added some "flavor" to the ventilation systems as you may begin to notice. I've made sure it'll reach all sections and all reaches of the compound within time. How much time? Oh where's the fun in telling you that?

*a light mist is seen entering the main sub-sections of the General room*

"But Shego! Dave and the Mods will stop you!" you may cry? *she laughs, reaching a fever pitch*

"Don't worry.... they're.... AROUND, but will be in no position to ruin my fun. Enjoy what time you have left Halforums... some of you may be "affected" while others won't.... guess you'll find out who is and isn't the hard way!"

*the laughter trails off and the mist fills the rooms*

http://zombify-yourself.net/

Sep 5, 2009#2

Hylian

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm changing

ugh....braaaains.........braaaaaaaaaaaains.......rugh.................sooooomething raaaaaw!

Sep 5, 2009#3

Espy

I might change if the website worked. :angry:

Sep 5, 2009#4

Tinwhistler

doesn't work in firefox. Works in IE.

Sep 5, 2009#5

Hylian

I was able to use it with FF

Sep 5, 2009#6

Espy

Well, I did one in Safari, worked fine, realized I had sized it wrong, so I went back to do it again and it won't let me trace my face in Safari or Firefox.

Sep 5, 2009#7

Silver Jelly

HHHHNGGGGGHNGGGGG...

Sep 5, 2009#8

Espy

Just tried it in Camino and no-go.

Sep 5, 2009#9

Fun Size

I have no intention of participating in this. I'm still pissed at Shego for biting me last week.

Rude.

Sep 5, 2009#10

Cheesy1

Geez, you try to eat a measely one or two brains, and people start sticking hedge trimmers and whatnot in you. Anyone got an aspirin?

Sep 5, 2009#11

Tinwhistler

Shego oughta be able to obscure enough of her face to participate in this one

Sep 5, 2009#12

Hylian

I am going to let you all decide which of the following images I use for zombie week.

Sep 5, 2009#13

Frankie Williamson

Man, I'm going to be pissed if I get zombified tod.....FUCK!

Sep 5, 2009#14

Espy

Used the old one with some tweaking.

Sep 5, 2009#15

Wasabi Poptart

Oh no! No! Noooooooooo!!!! :eek:

Sep 5, 2009#16

AshburnerX

*locks himself away in the mall for the week long outbreak*

(Ok, I just couldn't get one to look right. Anybody else want to try and zombify me?)

Sep 5, 2009#17

HCGLNS

Somehow this is an improvement.

Sep 5, 2009#18

North_Ranger

Brianssss... BRIANS!

Sep 5, 2009#19

Shegokigo

North_Ranger said:
Brianssss... BRIANS!

*listening in and watching the monitors, she scratches her head*
Strange... the Ranger goes feral and begins looking for men named "Brian".... perhaps my initial analysis of his "preference" was right afterall....
*writes on her clipboard and leans back in her chair. The beautiful symphony of screams and low moaning can be heard in the speakers*

Sep 5, 2009#20

JONJONAUG

Ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Sep 5, 2009#21

North_Ranger

Brains?

*grabs a nearby forumite, and knocks him a couple of times on the head*

Brainsss...

Sep 5, 2009#22

filmfanatic

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Shego! I was going to be the one to release the zombie toxins onto Halforums! Curse...you...Shego...ki...

Braaaaaaaaiiiinnnsssss.....

Sep 5, 2009#23

Twitch

So much for old blue eyes...

Sep 5, 2009#24

ElJuski

*cocks shotgun* oh man oh man I've waited all too long for this. Good thing I've been playing RE5 recently.

*grabs Bananahands* let's do this.

Sep 5, 2009#25

SeraRelm

Time to get back into action...

Sep 5, 2009#26

ThatNickGuy

No one is safe! We're unstoppable!

Sep 5, 2009#27

Hylian

How does my new avatar look?

Sep 5, 2009#28

ElJuski

ThatNickGuy said:
No one is safe! We're unstoppable!

*throws molotov*

Sep 5, 2009#29

North_Ranger

*grabs the Molotov*

Beeeeeeerrrrr...

*drinks the Molotov and burps*

Mmmm...

Sep 5, 2009#30

filmfanatic

ElJuski;249011][quote=ThatNickGuy said:
No one is safe! We're unstoppable!

*throws molotov*[/QUOTE]
#points at ElJuski and SeraRelm*

Geeeett...tttthhhhhheeeeemmmm...

Sheeeeeeeggooooo...issssssss...miiiiiiiiinnnnnnneee...

Sep 5, 2009#31

ElJuski

you forget I studied from the masters:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rGcS-JRaR4&feature=related[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOOxQg3jRds&feature=related[/ame]

SHIT HOW DO I YOUTUBE @___@

MAYBE THIS IS JUST BETTER U FUCKEN ZOMBIES

Sep 5, 2009#32

Twitch

Just post the url, no tags

Sep 5, 2009#33

ElJuski

Twitch said:
Just post the url, no tags

Gracias.

*bops in head with shovel*

Sep 5, 2009#34

Twitch

ElJuski;249022][quote=Twitch said:
Just post the url, no tags

Gracias.

*bops in head with shovel*[/QUOTE]

I regret nothing!

Sep 5, 2009#35

North_Ranger

Brians?

Sep 5, 2009#36

ThatNickGuy

BRAINS!

Sep 5, 2009#37

North_Ranger

BRIANS!

Sep 5, 2009#38

Bowielee

I'm in

Sep 5, 2009#39

Hylian

North_Ranger said:
BRIANS!

you said my name?

say why do you have that look in your eyes?

hey stop coming towards me your sca....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sep 5, 2009#40

Hailey Knight

Who's gonna spawn as tank?

Sep 5, 2009#41

Denbrought

Eh, I'll be fine, I've taken steps to prevent any zombies from nomming m--

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXZQrmDc3p8[/ame]

UNNNNNGGHHHHHH

Sep 5, 2009#42

fade

Send more cops.

Sep 5, 2009#43

Wasabi Poptart

fade said:
Send more cops.

Yes! They're delicious.

Sep 5, 2009#44

North_Ranger

Denbrought said:
Eh, I'll be fine, I've taken steps to prevent any zombies from nomming m--

UNNNNNGGHHHHHH

Fiiiiiix...

Sep 5, 2009#45

North_Ranger

Northern Finland:

There's no hope for the human race... unless we get a really cold winter.

Sep 5, 2009#46

fade

Ha! I was searching YouTube for a clip of "send more cops" from Return of the Living Dead, and I found out that apparently someone made a song called "Send more cops" starring zombies.

Sep 5, 2009#47

Seraphyn

.... mmmmmhhhhmmmm braaaaaaaaaaiiiiins.

Sep 5, 2009#48

Shegokigo

* the glow of the monitors illuminate her face as the lights in the compound flicker for a moment*

Things are progressing... beautifully.... aren't they?

*she glances over at the mysterious figure in the shadows*

I'm sure you wish there were something you could do to save them all?

*she gives a toothy grin and returns her gaze to the monitors... as another forum member is being eaten on one of the many screens*

I do enjoy when they do not turn.... watching them run and fail is even more to my liking.

Sep 5, 2009#49

Denbrought

North_Ranger;249054][quote=Denbrought said:
Eh, I'll be fine, I've taken steps to prevent any zombies from nomming m--

UNNNNNGGHHHHHH

Fiiiiiix...[/QUOTE]
Oops, fix'd.

Sep 5, 2009#50

filmfanatic

*Starts banging on a door where the source of the intercom announcements are coming from*

Shheeeeeegggooooo...leeeeeeeett meeeeeee iiiinnnnnnnn...cuuuuurrrrreee mmmmeeeee...oooorrrrrrrrr elllllllllsssssssssee...

Sep 5, 2009#51

Fun Size

Wait, she released an airborne virus? Then why the Hell did she bite me?

Double rude.

Sep 5, 2009#52

Gusto

*assimilates himself among the lesser-preserved uncroaked warlords*

...

Pie.

Sep 5, 2009#53

DarkAudit

(nothing to see here)

Sep 5, 2009#54

Andromache

Shegokigo said:
* the glow of the monitors illuminate her face as the lights in the compound flicker for a moment*

Things are progressing... beautifully.... aren't they?

*she glances over at the mysterious figure in the shadows*

I'm sure you wish there were something you could do to save them all?

*she gives a toothy grin and returns her gaze to the monitors... as another forum member is being eaten on one of the many screens*

I do enjoy when they do not turn.... watching them run and fail is even more to my liking.

:eyebrow:

Sep 5, 2009#55

netsirk

oh dear, this is most inconvenient.

uh, I mean BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS...

Sep 5, 2009#56

DarkAudit

North_Ranger said:
BRIANS!

You rang?

Sep 5, 2009#57

Twitch

Sep 5, 2009#58

North_Ranger

Twitch said:

Now we need an undead pedobear, too...

Sep 5, 2009#59

phil

My word old chaps, I must say that I have quite the cravings for some brains. What an odd craving to have. Ah well, might as well shamble down the the pub and see what I can find.

Sep 5, 2009#60

filmfanatic

*stops banging on the door*

Ffoooorrgeeetttt ittt...

*turns to shambling zombie masses*

Zzoooommmbbiieee bretthheeerrnnn...llleeeetttt uussssssss huuuuuuunnnntt!

Sep 5, 2009#61

North_Ranger

I wwwwwwiiiiiiillll..... ssssssenddd heeeerrrrrr.... eeeee-mmmmaaaiiiiillll...

Sep 5, 2009#62

Hylian

Suuuushi.....suuuuuushiiiiiiii............suuuuuuushi.......

Sep 5, 2009#63

Holy Knickers

Hrmm...gurgle

Sep 5, 2009#64

North_Ranger

hylian said:
Suuuushi.....suuuuuushiiiiiiii............suuuuuuushi.......

That's.... dissssgusssting...

Sep 5, 2009#65

Mr. Lawface

Urgh.

Sep 5, 2009#66

Docseverin

Aloha bitches, how about some brains. Mahalo.

Sep 5, 2009#67

Wasabi Poptart

phil said:
My word old chaps, I must say that I have quite the cravings for some brains. What an odd craving to have. Ah well, might as well shamble down the the pub and see what I can find.

Uuuunnggghhh....braaaains n' crispsssss

Sep 5, 2009#68

Shawn

Rrraargh?

Sep 5, 2009#69

North_Ranger

Shawnacy said:
Rrraargh?

*gasp*

What did you just say about my mother?!

Sep 5, 2009#70

Pojodan

I'm undead....

/strongsad

Sep 5, 2009#71

Hylian

piiickled eeeeggs..........piiiickled sauuuuuusaaage.....suuuushiii........ spaaaaaaaaaaaaam......

Sep 5, 2009#72

kevin91

Dammit! They also got my dog...

Sep 5, 2009#73

Bubble181

Murrrr?

Sep 5, 2009#74

Denbrought

Bubble181 said:
Murrrr?

DURRRR!

Sep 5, 2009#75

Bubble181

Denbrought;249150][quote=Bubble181 said:
Murrrr?

DURRRR![/QUOTE]

Currrrr!

Sep 5, 2009#76

Terrik

errrgghh?

Sep 5, 2009#77

Denbrought

Terrik said:
errrgghh?

ZERRRRGGGHHH (rush)

Sep 5, 2009#78

Bubble181

AmorousEyes;249154][quote=Bubble181;249152][quote=Denbrought;249150][quote=Bubble181 said:
Murrrr?

DURRRR![/QUOTE]

Currrrr![/QUOTE]

Brrraaaaaiiiinnssss!!![/QUOTE]

BRIANS!

Sep 5, 2009#79

Shegokigo

Note to self... when feral Ranger turns someone... they also begin craving men named Brian... I guess gay IS contagious...
*makes a note and nods*

Sep 5, 2009#80

Bubble181

Shegokigo said:
Note to self... when feral Ranger turns someone... they also begin craving men named Brian... I guess gay IS contagious...
*makes a note and nods*

Well, durrr.

Now where's my BRIAN?

Sep 5, 2009#81

Hylian

Bubble181;249165][quote=Shegokigo said:
Note to self... when feral Ranger turns someone... they also begin craving men named Brian... I guess gay IS contagious...
*makes a note and nods*

Well, durrr.

Now where's my BRIAN?[/QUOTE]

you rang?

Sep 5, 2009#82

Bubble181

BRIAN! HURRAY!
*bear hug*

*neck bite*

Sep 5, 2009#83

fade

FEEL THE URGE TO DANCE IN TIME WITH ME.

*shoulder wiggle*

Sep 5, 2009#84

Bubble181

With my motor skills? You don't want me to.

...I mean, uurrgghhh.

Sep 5, 2009#85

Pojodan

Hurrr... mrrruuuuh.. nnnn!

Sep 5, 2009#86

filmfanatic

fade said:
FEEL THE URGE TO DANCE IN TIME WITH ME.

*shoulder wiggle*

Beeeecaussssssseee...iiittttttttt'ssssss...ttttthhhrrriillllllleeerrrrrrr...

Sep 5, 2009#87

ScytheRexx

Hey guys what going on in this......

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "crunch"

Oh dear god! "snap" AHHHHHHHHH!

....

Brainsssss.

Sep 5, 2009#88

Espy

Someone hurry up and bite shego so she has to join in.

Sep 5, 2009#89

ScytheRexx

Espy said:
Someone hurry up and bite shego so she has to join in.

Be careful, she might bite you instead.

Sep 5, 2009#90

Bubble181

Yeah, I'm not sure even I dare do that; even brainless and undead I still have some self-preservation instinct

Sep 5, 2009#91

Wasabi Poptart

filmfanatic;249195][quote=fade said:
FEEL THE URGE TO DANCE IN TIME WITH ME.

*shoulder wiggle*

Beeeecaussssssseee...iiittttttttt'ssssss...ttttthhhrrriillllllleeerrrrrrr...[/QUOTE]

*jump up & land right left, look right left, shoulder shrug*

Sep 5, 2009#92

Pojodan

WildSoul;249216][quote=filmfanatic;249195][quote=fade said:
FEEL THE URGE TO DANCE IN TIME WITH ME.

*shoulder wiggle*

Beeeecaussssssseee...iiittttttttt'ssssss...ttttthhhrrriillllllleeerrrrrrr...[/quote]

*jump up & land right left, look right left, shoulder shrug*[/QUOTE]

*shake shake shakes*

*head falls off*

Uhrrrrr

Sep 5, 2009#93

Hylian

Pojodan;249225][quote=WildSoul;249216][quote=filmfanatic;249195][quote=fade said:
FEEL THE URGE TO DANCE IN TIME WITH ME.

*shoulder wiggle*

Beeeecaussssssseee...iiittttttttt'ssssss...ttttthhhrrriillllllleeerrrrrrr...[/quote]

*jump up & land right left, look right left, shoulder shrug*[/quote]

*shake shake shakes*

*head falls off*

Uhrrrrr[/QUOTE]

*jumps down and eats Pojadan's head*

Sep 5, 2009#94

Bubble181

Any brains, Brian?

Sep 5, 2009#95

Hylian

No just empty space

Sep 5, 2009#96

Shegokigo

So.... they've broken into dance.... very peculiar... let's see what happens if I....

*flips a switch and the compound speakers begin playing "Never Gonna Give You Up"*

Sep 5, 2009#97

filmfanatic

Shegokigo said:
So.... they've broken into dance.... very peculiar... let's see what happens if I....

*flips a switch and the compound speakers begin playing "Never Gonna Give You Up"*

*flails arms about*

Nnnnneeeevvveerrrr...gooooonnnnnnnaaaaa giiiiiiiiivvvvveeeee...yoooooouuuuuu uuuuuuppppp...

Sep 5, 2009#98

phil

Oh my, what a delightful tune! I might feel so inclined as to partake in a jig! 23 skido, as they say!

Sep 5, 2009#99

Bubble181

*foot falls off trying to do a backflip*

Urggghhh

Sep 5, 2009#100

Hylian

* steals foot and start eating it*

Sep 5, 2009#101

Wasabi Poptart

Shegokigo said:
So.... they've broken into dance.... very peculiar... let's see what happens if I....

*flips a switch and the compound speakers begin playing "Never Gonna Give You Up"*

*shoves her rotting fingers in her ears where they break off and stick out like bony horns*

Sep 5, 2009#102

Andromache

"Aaarrrrgghh."

Sep 5, 2009#103

figmentPez

*sigh* Discworld zombies get to be lawyers and watch officers and such. Oh well.

*shambles*

Sep 5, 2009#104

Shegokigo

WildSoul said:
*shoves her rotting fingers in her ears where they break off and stick out like bony horns*

*takes a glance into a monitor near Wildsoul's room*

*laughs for minutes on end*

*taking a breath, she glances over at a seperate monitor from the rest, almost as if purposefully watched with care*

Crone? CRONE?!? Damnit NO! NO!

*tossing a nearby chair at the monitor she watches the glass break and the wires fray into sparks*

"Guess she didn't get your warning note Shego?" *the voice in the shadows says sweetly and with slight concern*

*throwing a glare of pure hatred back towards her captive*

You're lucky I need you or I'd rip you apart myself for even opening your damned mouth.... *her eyes furious and distraught at the same time*

*she punches in the codes on her console opens the steel doors, rushing out the doorway she heads towards Crone's room*

Sep 5, 2009#105

Andromache

*shuffles*

*shuffles*

*shuffles*

*shuffles some more*

*shuffles*

*bites Shegokigo on the arm.*

*shuffles*

Sep 5, 2009#106

Mr. Lawface

*Looks at one of the security cameras*

*Shego is terrified by my face*

Sep 5, 2009#107

Andromache

you should change your name to Mr Raw Face.

uh, I mean, rarrgghh

Sep 5, 2009#108

Shegokigo

*screeching in pain and reeling back she looks at the beautiful half eaten corpse shambling in front of her*

No....

*the chunk of flesh from her arm still dangling from Crone's mouth is being slowly chewed

I... I...

*without another word she dashes back down the hallway, holding her arm and determined to get back to the control room.*

What the fu....

*she stops momentarily when she confronts an afront to nature*

Lawface....

*with a steady kick to the kneecap and an elbow to the forehead she plants the zombie on its back and heads back on her way.... she shivers for a moment*

Zombification definitely made his face bearable to look at though.....

Sep 5, 2009#109

filmfanatic

Sssssshhhheeeggggooooooo...

Jooooooiiiiinnnnn ussssss...

*shambles forward to bite Shegokigo*

Sep 6, 2009#110

Hylian

eeew filmfanatic you don't know where she's been

Sep 6, 2009#111

Shegokigo

*bringing her head down in a ramming position she attempts to bowl over the Fantatic*

Umph!

*she half-succeeds, only to have him grip and bite her back slightly, enough to tear flesh*

RAAAA!

*breaking his grip by lunging forward the zombie clamors to the floor*

Skin-tight clothes... what was I thi....

*stumbling for a moment, feeling slightly dizzy she almost loses her balance before reaching the doorway of the control room*

Where did I leave... the kit....

*she barely manages to seal the doors behind her again before she hits the floor... the shadowy figure in the backround can only watch.... and wait*

Sep 6, 2009#112

filmfanatic

Shegokigo said:
*bringing her head down in a ramming position she attempts to bowl over the Fantatic*

Umph!

*she half-succeeds, only to have him grip and bite her back slightly, enough to tear flesh*

RAAAA!

*breaking his grip by lunging forward the zombie clamors to the floor*

Skin-tight clothes... what was I thi....

*stumbling for a moment, feeling slightly dizzy she almost loses her balance before reaching the doorway of the control room*

Where did I leave... the kit....

*she barely manages to seal the doors behind her again before she hits the floor... the shadowy figure in the backround can only watch.... and wait*

Doooonnn'ttt wooooorrrrryyy, Ssssshheeegggoooo...iiiiitttttt wiiiiiiilllllllll bbbeeeeeeee...quuuiiiiiiicccckkkk....

*shambles forward for another bite*

Sep 6, 2009#113

ThatNickGuy

*Crawls backbent over ala Exorcist after Sheg*

*takes out a chunk of her calf muscle*

Sep 6, 2009#114

Docseverin

I can bandage that for you Shego.

Sep 6, 2009#115

Pojodan

hylian;249226][quote=Pojodan;249225][quote=WildSoul;249216][quote=filmfanatic;249195][quote=fade said:
FEEL THE URGE TO DANCE IN TIME WITH ME.

*shoulder wiggle*

Sep 6, 2009#116

Mr. Lawface

*Wiggles around while laying on his back, unable to get up.*

Sep 6, 2009#117

ScytheRexx

Rexx is lonely... need zombie hug... come here Shego....

*shambles towards shego, sawblade sticking out of my chest glaring in the sunlight*

HUUUUUUUGGGGGSSSSS.

Sep 6, 2009#118

SeraRelm

"Sheegoooo... come out to plaaayyyy."

*walks her pet zombie on it's leash*

Sep 6, 2009#119

Denbrought

*keeps pillaging all the booze shops and nerd stores in the area*

being a nerd zombie ro--FLEEEESHHHHH...

Sep 6, 2009#120

Telephius

Hey guys I heard there was a zombie plague going around and I want to get on this bandwagon but I tried breathing deeply but I am not sure if it is working, did I turn undead alright?

Sep 6, 2009#121

Pojodan

*spends the rest of the week trying to bite a lampshape, but lacks a head with attached mouth to do said biting*

Sep 6, 2009#122

TwoBit

I've noticed that the people I kill get up and kill. What's up with that?

Sep 6, 2009#123

North_Ranger

*picks up Mr Lawface and uses him as a battering ram against the sealed door*

Warrrggggllllee...

Sep 6, 2009#124

Rob King

Wow.
I wish I had a zombified pic now.
/=(

Sep 6, 2009#125

fade

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpses shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

Sep 6, 2009#126

Occasional Poster

YARR!

Wait, that's not right....

Braaaaaaaiiiiinsss

Sep 6, 2009#127

North_Ranger

Rob King said:
Wow.
I wish I had a zombified pic now.
/=(

zombify-yourself.net

Or ask Hylian... He made mine.

Brrrraaaaiiiiiinnnnssss...

Sep 6, 2009#128

Denbrought

North_Ranger;249366][quote=Rob King said:
Wow.
I wish I had a zombified pic now.
/=(

zombify-yourself.net

Or ask Hylian... He made mine.

Brrrraaaaiiiiiinnnnssss...[/QUOTE]

Or, y'know, arrange a night of barhopping and clubbing with some friends with the added fun of all being dressed up as zombies. End results may rawk.

Sep 6, 2009#129

Wahad

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *goes into lockdown and loads shotgun*

Sep 6, 2009#130

Dave

As an admin I'm safe, right? RIGHT?!?

*looks in mirror*

D'OH!

Sep 6, 2009#131

filmfanatic

*surveys the growing zombie masses on Shego's monitors*

Eeeeeeeeexxcellllllleeeennnnnttt...

*noticing a few survivors*

Tiiiiiiimmmmee...tttooooooo gggooooooo...ffffeeeeeeeeedddddd...

*heads off in search of survivors like Wahad and SeraRelm*

Sep 6, 2009#132

Andromache

Wahad said:
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *goes into lockdown and loads shotgun*

I bit you pages ago....

Sep 6, 2009#133

Wahad

I know, but I have yet to find a picture that works.

I guess I could always put up the Cheshire Cat from American Mcgee's Alice as a zombie version of my regular avatar. Eh, I'll see.

Sep 6, 2009#134

Hylian

I am loving the banner/logo :thumbsup:

Sep 6, 2009#135

Allen, who is Quiet

ssssssnooooooooooow...

Sep 6, 2009#136

SeraRelm

I maked something special just for the occasion.

Sep 6, 2009#137

Cajungal

*hides in a mall with canned goods and shotguns*

Sep 6, 2009#138

Cheesy1

CG, can you pass me some Spam? They remind me of brains a little.

Sep 6, 2009#139

HoboNinja

There finally made one for me.

Sep 6, 2009#140

Denbrought

Evvvvrybody gets pliers! WHEEEEE

Sep 6, 2009#141

filmfanatic

*shambles forward, pointing an accusing finger*

Gggggeeeeetttt ttthhheeeeeemmmmm...

*shambles toward mall, trying to break door open*

Sep 6, 2009#142

figmentPez

We should vote on who has the best zombification. Start a thread for nominations and seconds, and then when we've got candidates put up a poll.

AshburnerX said:
*locks himself away in the mall for the week long outbreak*

(Ok, I just couldn't get one to look right. Anybody else want to try and zombify me?)

How's this?

Resized to 150x200 for avatar:

Sep 6, 2009#143

Allen, who is Quiet

filmfanatic said:
*shambles forward, pointing an accusing finger*

Gggggeeeeetttt ttthhheeeeeemmmmm...

*shambles toward mall, trying to break door open*

tooooooooooo waaaaaaaaarmmmm...

Sep 6, 2009#144

filmfanatic

Allen said:
*shambles forward, pointing an accusing finger*

Gggggeeeeetttt ttthhheeeeeemmmmm...

*shambles toward mall, trying to break door open*

tooooooooooo waaaaaaaaarmmmm...[/QUOTE]
Ttthhhheeeeeyyyyyy...hhhhaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeee...aaaaaaaaiiirrrrrr ccccooooonnndddiiiiittttiiiiiiooooooooooonnnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggg...

Sep 6, 2009#145

Mr. Lawface

*Is smashed against a door*

Grrraarrggg... Ooouch....

Sep 6, 2009#146

filmfanatic

Mr. Lawface said:
*Is smashed against a door*

Grrraarrggg... Ooouch....

*picks up Mr. Lawface*

Gggeeeeeettt uuupppppppppp...hhhheeeeeelllppppp mmmmmeeeeeeee...

*goes back to trying to smash mall door*

Sep 6, 2009#147

Allen, who is Quiet

filmfanatic;249410][quote=Allen said:
*shambles forward, pointing an accusing finger*

Gggggeeeeetttt ttthhheeeeeemmmmm...

*shambles toward mall, trying to break door open*

tooooooooooo waaaaaaaaarmmmm...[/QUOTE]
Ttthhhheeeeeyyyyyy...hhhhaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeee...aaaaaaaaiiirrrrrr ccccooooonnndddiiiiittttiiiiiiooooooooooonnnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggg...[/QUOTE]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice coooooooooooold or geeeeeeeeeteeeeeeeefffffffffoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sep 6, 2009#148

North_Ranger

Caaaaajjjuuunnnnn... I'vvvvveee gggoooottt sssssuusssspennnndeeerrrrssss...

*picks up Mr Lawface again and smashes him against the door*

Quuuiiittt... fiiiidddggeeeettttiiiinnnggg...

Sep 6, 2009#149

GeneralOrder24

Good Grief. So much for browsing the forum while eating.

Sep 6, 2009#150

North_Ranger

GeneralOrder24 said:
Good Grief. So much for browsing the forum while eating.

Halforums: We make dieting easy.

Sep 6, 2009#151

filmfanatic

Allen said:
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice coooooooooooold or geeeeeeeeeteeeeeeeefffffffffoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Iiiiiiiiitttttt'sssssss...iiiiiiiicccccceeeeeee...ccccoooooolllllllllddddd...

Nnnnnnnoooooowwwww...hhhhheeeellllllppppp...uuuussssssssss...

Sep 6, 2009#152

Hylian

raaaaw fleeeeshhhhhhh......braaaaaains............liiiiiivers.......uhg.......................spaaaaaaaaaaaam...............heeeeeearts...............buuuuuuuuuuurgers.......

Sep 6, 2009#153

Allen, who is Quiet

iiiiiiiiis iiiiiiiiit waaaaaarm ooooooouuuutsiiiiiiiiiide?

Sep 6, 2009#154

filmfanatic

Allen said:
iiiiiiiiis iiiiiiiiit waaaaaarm ooooooouuuutsiiiiiiiiiide?

Yyyyeeeesssssssss....

Iiiiiinnnnnsssssssiiiiiidddddeeee...iiiiiiiccccccceeeeee ccccccooooooolllllddddd...aaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddd...bbbbbbrrrrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnssss...

Sep 6, 2009#155

Allen, who is Quiet

snnoooooooooooooow brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnsssssss fooooooooooorrrr meeeeeeeeeeee, thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnkkkkkkk yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

Sep 6, 2009#156

Fun Size

Hey, you guys know we don't have to talk like that, right? I mean just because we're undead doesn't mean we can't be eloquent. Now then, has anyone seen that Shego character? Or anyone else with a brain to spare?

Sep 6, 2009#157

Mr. Lawface

*is smashed against a door again*

I doooon't thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis issssssssssss woooooooooooooooooorkiiiiiing....

Sep 6, 2009#158

Hylian

* starts trying to use a lock pick on all the locked doors*

Sep 6, 2009#159

Allen, who is Quiet

Fun Size said:
Hey, you guys know we don't have to talk like that, right?

my vocal cords keep melting

Sep 6, 2009#160

filmfanatic

Mr. Lawface said:
*is smashed against a door again*

I doooon't thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis issssssssssss woooooooooooooooooorkiiiiiing....

Juuuuuuuuuussttt...trrryyyyyyyyyy...haaaaarrddeeerrrrrr...
*Picks up Mr. Lawface and hurls him at the mall door. A small crack is created on the glass door.*
Seeeeeeeeeee...
Noooooooowwwww...trrrrryyyyyyyy...mooooooorrrrreee...

Sep 6, 2009#161

Mr. Lawface

*is smashed against a door yet again*

Yooooouuuuuu aaaaaaarrrrreee riiiiiight, thiiiiiiiiiiiis isssssss wooooooorking....

*Picks up filmfanatic and throws him at the door*

Sep 6, 2009#162

filmfanatic

*is smashed against the door. the crack gets bigger.*

Nooooooowwwww...evvvvverryoooooonnnneee...tooogggeeeeeethheerrrrrr...

Sep 6, 2009#163

North_Ranger

Fun Size said:
Hey, you guys know we don't have to talk like that, right? I mean just because we're undead doesn't mean we can't be eloquent. Now then, has anyone seen that Shego character? Or anyone else with a brain to spare?

Innnnnnsssssssiiiidde...

*picks up Fun Size and rams him head first into the crack made by filmfanatic and Lawface*

Hhhhheeeeeeerrrrreeee'sssss.... Jjjjooooohhhhnnnyyyyy...

Sep 6, 2009#164

filmfanatic

Yeeeessssss...annnnnnnddd nooooooowwwwww...

Chhaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggeeeee!!!!

*shambles forward quickly, pushing Fun Size out of his way, while followed by other zombies*

Sep 6, 2009#165

North_Ranger

SSSHHHOOOPPPIIIIINNNN' SSSSSPPPRRRREEEEE!!!

Sep 6, 2009#166

Hylian

ugh I hate crowds especially crowds full of idiots

Sep 6, 2009#167

Shegokigo

*waking up and feeling oddly fine, she lifts herself back up to her chair, looking down at her wounds she winces slightly*

Well at least the bleeding has stopped.... What's going on since I've been out...

*looks at the monitors, and see's that her captive has escaped toward the mall*

So Cajun... you left my steel doored safe room to go to the mall? I thought you were smarter than that...

*watches the zombies begin cracking the glass door to the mall area from her control room in the Halforums facility*

Better get this tended to...

*removes the virus-infection-aid kit from her bag in the corner and begins to clean the wounds as well as adminstering some kind of booster shots*

Sep 6, 2009#168

North_Ranger

Cccaaaaajjjjuuuunnnnn.... Cccoooommmmeee... annnndddd pllllaaaayyy...

Sep 6, 2009#169

Allen, who is Quiet

weeee caaaaaaaaan haaaaaaaave a snooooooowbaaaaaall fiiiiiiiiiiight

Sep 6, 2009#170

filmfanatic

Cooooooommmmeee ooooonnn...weeeeeee juuuuuuuussstttt...looooooooovvvveeee...caaaaaajjjjjuuuunnnn foooooooddddd...

Sep 6, 2009#171

Hylian

* starts gathering supplies to make a bomb in order to blow open the door Shego is hiding behind*

Sep 6, 2009#172

Fun Size

*Picks himself up and dusts off his clothes*

Sheesh. One zombie virus and this place turns into a frat party. Speaking of, I'll leave these guys to the mall. I think I'll shuffle off to the local university and test that whole intelligence equals deliciousness correlation.

Sep 6, 2009#173

Allen, who is Quiet

I'm in a perpetual snowy wonderland, thank you

Sep 6, 2009#174

filmfanatic

Fun Size said:
*Picks himself up and dusts off his clothes*

Sheesh. One zombie virus and this place turns into a frat party. Speaking of, I'll leave these guys to the mall. I think I'll shuffle off to the local university and test that whole intelligence equals deliciousness correlation.

Your lossssss...

*turns over food stands*

Surrrvvvviiiiiiivvvvoorrrsssss...coooommmmmmeeee ouuttttttttt...annnnddddd pllaaaaaaayyyyyyy...

Sep 6, 2009#175

Drachenherz

ZOOOOOOOmmmbiiiieeeeeeesssssss.....

(Am I doin it rite? I am doin it rite, rite?)

(Well, unfortunately, as real life needed all my attention this weekend, I haven't found time yet to zombify my avatar, so this will have to do for now.)

Sep 6, 2009#176

Rovewin

filmfanatic said:
*turns over food stands*

Surrrvvvviiiiiiivvvvoorrrsssss...coooommmmmmeeee ouuttttttttt...annnnddddd pllaaaaaaayyyyyyy...

:angry: Can't a guy enjoy his polish dog in peace! Hey back away, back awaaaarggghhh!

Sep 6, 2009#177

Gusto

...Pie.

Sep 6, 2009#178

Twitch

I would like to note that I love the Halforums:Infection bar.

Sep 6, 2009#179

SpecialKO

Twitch said:
I would like to note that I love the Halforums:Infection bar.

I didn't notice it at first, but I'm lovin' it now.

Sep 6, 2009#180

Rob King

I am still available to be bitten, if somebody can zombify me. The Zombieland generator doesn't seem to be working for me

Sep 6, 2009#181

Hylian

I will make you into a zombie if you want. Just post the image you would like me to use.

Sep 6, 2009#182

Docseverin

Here you go

Sep 6, 2009#183

Rovewin

Rob King said:
I am still available to be bitten, if somebody can zombify me. The Zombieland generator doesn't seem to be working for me

I think this one makes you look hungry for BRAAAIIINNNS

Sep 6, 2009#184

AshburnerX

Might I get some love too? I can't seem to get it to come out right when I try.

Sep 6, 2009#185

fade

AshburnerX said:
Might I get some love too? I can't seem to get it to come out right when I try.

Here, I did the best I could. Looks undead to me.

Sep 6, 2009#186

Hailey Knight

I love the new banner.

Sep 6, 2009#187

filmfanatic

AshburnerX said:
Might I get some love too? I can't seem to get it to come out right when I try.

*CHOMP!*

Connnssssssiideerrrrrr yyyooooooouurrrsssssseeellffff...oonnnnnneeee offffffff...ussssssss...

Sep 6, 2009#188

SpecialKO

AshburnerX said:
Might I get some love too? I can't seem to get it to come out right when I try.

Try this one.

Sep 6, 2009#189

Hylian

Rob King said:
I am still available to be bitten, if somebody can zombify me. The Zombieland generator doesn't seem to be working for me

here is a quick edit made with your current avatar

---------- Post added at 06:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:26 PM ----------

AshburnerX said:
Might I get some love too? I can't seem to get it to come out right when I try.

here is a quick edit

Sep 6, 2009#190

figmentPez

AshburnerX said:
Might I get some love too? I can't seem to get it to come out right when I try.

You didn't like the one I made for you?

Sep 6, 2009#191

Rob King

Nice. Thanks!

Or ... er ... Braaaaaaains ....

Sep 6, 2009#192

AshburnerX

figmentPez;249614][quote=AshburnerX said:
Might I get some love too? I can't seem to get it to come out right when I try.

You didn't like the one I made for you?[/QUOTE]

You did one? I looked back and didn't see it? Let me go and look again....

Ok, I see why I didn't see it: It was on page 5, which I skipped. My mistake

Sep 6, 2009#193

figmentPez

AshburnerX said:
You did one? I looked back and didn't see it? Let me go and look again....

Page 5, post #147

AshburnerX said:
Ok, I see why I didn't see it: It was on page 5, which I skipped. My mistake

Not a problem. I made it partially as thanks for the identification help in the cosplay thread.

Sep 6, 2009#194

AshburnerX

figmentPez;249626][quote=AshburnerX said:
You did one? I looked back and didn't see it? Let me go and look again....

Page 5, post #147[/QUOTE]

*faceplam* Yeah, I skipped page 5. hat's why I didn't see it. Sorry, and thanks for doing it.

Sep 6, 2009#195

figmentPez

AshburnerX said:
Sorry, and thanks for doing it.

You're welcome. I seem to like a little subtler zombification than most, hopefully one of many that you've gotten will suit your tastes.

Sep 6, 2009#196

Pojodan

*smashes repeatedly against a wall that blocks his way*

Sep 6, 2009#197

filmfanatic

*wipes away blood from latest feast*

Goooooooooddddd...but Iiiiiiiiiiiii...nneeeeeeeeddddd moooooooorrrrrreeeee...

*goes back to hunting*

Sssssssseeeerrrraaaaaa...Caaaaaajjuuuuuuuunnnn...cooooooooommmeee oooouuutttttt...wiiiiittthhhhhh thhhheeeeeee oooooottttthhhheeerrrrrrsssss...

Sep 6, 2009#198

Allen, who is Quiet

briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing snooooooooooooooow cooooooooooooooonnnnnes

Sep 6, 2009#199

figmentPez

Allen said:
briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing snooooooooooooooow cooooooooooooooonnnnnes

Sep 6, 2009#200

Piotyr

I fail at this zombification thing.

Sep 6, 2009#201

Cajungal

North_Ranger said:
Caaaaajjjuuunnnnn... I'vvvvveee gggoooottt sssssuusssspennnndeeerrrrssss...

*picks up Mr Lawface again and smashes him against the door*

Quuuiiittt... fiiiidddggeeeettttiiiinnnggg...

Awwwww, suspender zombie?! ^_^ Okay, I guess you can have my brains. Take the math part. I barely use it.

Sep 6, 2009#202

Allen, who is Quiet

okay, don't bring snow cones. I have better things to do than wait for you to do ice things for people :coffee:

Sep 6, 2009#203

figmentPez

Allen said:
okay, don't bring snow cones. I have better things to do than wait for you to do ice things for people :coffee:

Okay, we'll try this again:

Seriously, I don't know why people don't hear me the first time on this thread.

Sep 6, 2009#204

Allen, who is Quiet

I saw it. I was specifically asking the survivors for snow cones, since they would be providing the rest of you with brains. I did not want to feel left out when they would only be granting sustenance for the rest of you.

That said, the in-the-head theme is appreciated since snow zombies eat snow brains.

Sep 7, 2009#205

AshburnerX

< Is now a traitor to the Zombie Race (Check Trophies)

Sep 7, 2009#206

figmentPez

Piotyr said:
I fail at this zombification thing.

Well, here's my attempt:

Sep 7, 2009#207

Hylian

Piotyr said:
I fail at this zombification thing.

here is a quick edit

Sep 7, 2009#208

Rob King

I am actually really enjoying this whole themed avatar thing.

Sep 7, 2009#209

Silver Jelly

New avatar!

I mean...

Ghhhghhhhrrrrr and such.

Sep 7, 2009#210

North_Ranger

Cajungal;249694][quote=North_Ranger said:
Caaaaajjjuuunnnnn... I'vvvvveee gggoooottt sssssuusssspennnndeeerrrrssss...

*picks up Mr Lawface again and smashes him against the door*

Quuuiiittt... fiiiidddggeeeettttiiiinnnggg...

Awwwww, suspender zombie?! ^_^ Okay, I guess you can have my brains. Take the math part. I barely use it.[/QUOTE]

Yyyyaaaaaaayyyy...

*starts chomping on Cajungal's brain*

Taaaaaassssssttttteeeeeeeeehhhhh...

*also, snaps his suspenders - just for amusement's sake*

Sep 7, 2009#211

Drachenherz

Hai.
Me name ithet Andi.

Would any of you braineating buggers kindly zombify my avatar? please?

Sep 7, 2009#212

Hailey Knight

Probably need to shrink it a bit.

Sep 7, 2009#213

Drachenherz

Yay, thanks! No need resizing the avatar-pics, as the halforum has this nifty auto-resize feature for the avatars...

uh.... aaahhh... grrrr....

Brrrraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnntttsssssssss..... Graaaaaarrr

Sep 7, 2009#214

Rob King

I don't understand how buzzsaws inserted in a person's head makes them more zombie-like. Rotting flesh, blood, and all that jazz, but there are far too many buzzsaws.

Sep 7, 2009#215

filmfanatic

Sssssssuuurrrrvvviiiiiiiivvvooorrrrrsssss...

Cooooommmmmmeeee ouuuttttttt...cooooooooommmmmmeeee ouuuuutttttttt..wheeerrrrrrrrreeeevvvvvvvveeeerrrrrrrr...yyyooooooouuuuuuu aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeee...

Sep 7, 2009#216

Drachenherz

Rob King said:
I don't understand how buzzsaws inserted in a person's head makes them more zombie-like. Rotting flesh, blood, and all that jazz, but there are far too many buzzsaws.

Graaaarwk, uaaaaarg *etc etc.*

*slaps Rob King with a Copy of half life 2*

Uaaaarg... braaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinssssssssssssssss

Sep 7, 2009#217

Hailey Knight

Buzz saws open brain caps, which usually means death.

If a zombie should survive this, think of how useful the buzz saw is? Meet your victim face-to-face, headbutt them--it's like a can opener! Voila, brains without breaking your teeth!

Sep 7, 2009#218

SeraRelm

*begins herding some of them up for her ranch, pausing only for a moment as she spots one of Shego's video cameras. With a grin and a wave, she continues on, whistling a happy tune*

Sep 7, 2009#219

Wasabi Poptart

*slowly shuffles along with Sera, scavenging some remains here and there along the way* Mmmmmmm....nnnnnggghh...

Sep 7, 2009#220

Andromache

*shuffle*

*shuffle*

*shuffle*

*shuffle*

*shuffle*

*bites Sera on the neck*

*shuffle*

*shuffle*

*shuffle*

*shuffle*

Sep 7, 2009#221

Mr_Chaz

The Endless do not choose to die, so we do not choose to be undead.

Go us!

Sep 7, 2009#222

figmentPez

Mr_Chaz said:
The Endless do not choose to die, so we do not choose to be undead.

Go us!

C'mon, at least fake it. Pretend to be a zombie so the rest of us can have some fun. It wouldn't be the first time an immortal pretended to be a zombie:

Sep 7, 2009#223

filmfanatic

SeraRelm said:
*begins herding some of them up for her ranch, pausing only for a moment as she spots one of Shego's video cameras. With a grin and a wave, she continues on, whistling a happy tune*

Nnnnnnooooooo...iiiiiiiiitttt'sssssssss...aaaaaaa trrrrraaaaaaapppppp...

*shambles forward, attempting to bite SeraRelm*

Sep 7, 2009#224

Hylian

Andi said:
Hai.
Me name ithet Andi.

Would any of you braineating buggers kindly zombify my avatar? please?

here is a quick edit

Sep 7, 2009#225

Rob King

*wonders what all of this shambling and brains business is all about*

*continues work on Zombie-Dissertation*

Sep 7, 2009#226

Andromache

Mr_Chaz said:
The Endless do not choose to die, so we do not choose to be undead.

Go us!

*rips you to shreds*

You can be in endlessly small pieces then, party-pooper.

Sep 7, 2009#227

Mr_Chaz

Crone;249868][quote=Mr_Chaz said:
The Endless do not choose to die, so we do not choose to be undead.

Go us!

*rips you to shreds*

You can be in endlessly small pieces then, party-pooper.[/QUOTE]

Touche. Now I just have to hope there's no breeze.

Sep 7, 2009#228

phil

Say there chaps, I was shambling about the entrance of the compound and saw this delightful fellow trying to get in. I must say, he's quite the rascal and says he wants to show us all a "boom-stick" whatever that may be. Let's all be good hosts and show him a good time, shall we?

Sep 7, 2009#229

North_Ranger

Oh, I say! Isn't he a victim of poor choice in tailoring. I do believe that this 1980s "wasteland warrior with body hair" style is quite simply passé. Certainly we can find a ruffian of better quality somewhere, don't you think?

Um... I mean... Brrrrrraaaaaiiiinnnsss...

Sep 7, 2009#230

Rob King

Hip hip! Righto!

/Zombiemonocle

Sep 7, 2009#231

phil

I say, that's the spirit. These days it seems one confuses undeath as an excuse to act like a bunch of ragamuffins! No class, the zombies of today.

I blame rap.

Sep 7, 2009#232

SeraRelm

Whoa now doggy, git along. *continues herding the bite-happy zombies she rounds up, ever so glad stormtrooper armor is bite proof.* We got a nice steamin' batch of gray matter in the troughs, enough for all of ya.

Sep 7, 2009#233

Rob King

I feel like we should all add top hats to our Zombie avatars now.

Sep 7, 2009#234

filmfanatic

Well...this is an interesting develeopment. Despite being undead, our mental capabilities seem to be have developed themselves back to full. Now, in addition to having the abilities of a zombie, we can all think and communicate clearly.

Kill the survivors!

*picks up a stray cricket bat and charges at SeraRelm*

Sep 7, 2009#235

Gusto

Rob King said:
I feel like we should all add top hats to our Zombie avatars now.

Commander Zamussels wears the top hat around here!

Er... that is....

Pie.

Sep 7, 2009#236

North_Ranger

Key lime pie for the one who brings us Shego's brains!

Sep 7, 2009#237

SeraRelm

*steers the shambling charge toward the others* There you go, keep a-shufflin'. Wonder how CG is at the mall... *wonders absently as she closes the gate, leaving them to wander about their field, fresh gray matter, as promised, in the troughs*

Sep 7, 2009#238

filmfanatic

*trips over as SeraRelm closes the gate.*

Well, that went nowhere fast. Back to the mall.

*drops the cricket bat and turns back to head to the mall.*

Time to go have some Cajun.

Sep 7, 2009#239

North_Ranger

Sorry, film...

I had a Cajun.

But I eated it.

The math parts, anyway.

*BURP!*

Sep 7, 2009#240

Gusto

North_Ranger said:
Key lime pie for the one who brings us Shego's brains!

OH MAN CONFLICT OF INTEREST

One one hand, key lime pie...

But... on the other... the life of my croakamancer, Mistress Shego...

:confused:

Sep 7, 2009#241

North_Ranger

Which do you see more often in here?

Scantily-clad female sociopaths... or pie?

Sep 7, 2009#242

Rob King

North_Ranger said:
Which do you see more often in here?

Scantily-clad female sociopaths... or pie?

For that matter, which would you rather see more often in here?

Because I, for one, enjoy a good pie.

Sep 7, 2009#243

filmfanatic

North_Ranger said:
Sorry, film...

I had a Cajun.

But I eated it.

The math parts, anyway.

*BURP!*

*tears off North_Ranger's right arm and smacks him with it*

Darn! Well, nothing to get angry about. It's Shegokigo who started all of this, so we should get her. Let's go. Here's your arm, by the way.

*gives North_Ranger his right arm back.*

Sep 7, 2009#244

North_Ranger

Just a moment, I just need to re-arm myself...

Sep 7, 2009#245

Shegokigo

*clicking away at her control panels, making notes of the events transpiring*

They're talking coherantly to each other now.... Sera almost got bit... this isn't good.

*her eyes glow an unusual red color for a brief moment... too brief for her to take notice in her busied mind*

Sep 7, 2009#246

Andromache

Raaarggh, graargghhkt ugghhhrr brraaiinnss uuurrgghh rrrggrrrrsssaaa uuunnhhhh "we need to get weapons and explosives to access the brains we want, people, mobilize. Time for the heavy firepower "

Sep 7, 2009#247

filmfanatic

North_Ranger said:
Just a moment, I just need to re-arm myself...

You do that.

*noitces a small camera. Shambling towards it, he peers into it.*

Mind you, do it quickly. We need to go find Shego and convert her.

*starts shambling off in search of Shegokigo's monitor room.*

Sep 7, 2009#248

Allen, who is Quiet

*makes snow goons*

Sep 7, 2009#249

phil

Allen said:
*makes snow goons*

True terror!

Sep 7, 2009#250

Allen, who is Quiet

I hope to use these snow goons to put shego on ice

Sep 7, 2009#251

Cuyval Dar

Sep 7, 2009#252

Bubble181

So...Shego, Cajun, and Sera, are rounding up the guys (and a couple of fun female playthings) and herding us together for their enjoyment. Why are we supposed to care, again? I don't mind three hot women coralling me :confused:

I mean, ehm, errrgg, grruugggh. Yes.
Also, may I point out that t his particular set of stormtrooper outfit seems to leave quite a bit of leg exposed, and it's probably a better idea to try and bite her there than higher-up.

Sep 8, 2009#253

AshburnerX

Bubble181 said:
So...Shego, Cajun, and Sera, are rounding up the guys (and a couple of fun female playthings) and herding us together for their enjoyment. Why are we supposed to care, again? I don't mind three hot women coralling me o_

In Shego's case, it's only to hunt us for sport... at best. I doubt Sera has any nobler intentions. As for Cajun... do you have ANY idea just what goes into her gumbo!?

Sep 8, 2009#254

Rovewin

Bubble181 said:
Also, may I point out that t his particular set of stormtrooper outfit seems to leave quite a bit of leg exposed, and it's probably a better idea to try and bite her there than higher-up.

Uurrgghh There's no BRAAAIIINNSS there. You can have the legs, all I want are the BRAAAIIINNSS.

*shuffles off to join the hunt for Shego's brain and key lime pie*

Sep 8, 2009#255

twitchmoss

braaaiiins.

Sep 8, 2009#256

Bubble181

AshburnerX;250143][quote=Bubble181 said:
So...Shego, Cajun, and Sera, are rounding up the guys (and a couple of fun female playthings) and herding us together for their enjoyment. Why are we supposed to care, again? I don't mind three hot women coralling me o_

In Shego's case, it's only to hunt us for sport... at best. I doubt Sera has any nobler intentions. As for Cajun... do you have ANY idea just what goes into her gumbo!?[/QUOTE]

It's delicious, so.....Brains?

Sep 8, 2009#257

Drachenherz

hylian;249861][quote=Andi said:
Hai.
Me name ithet Andi.

Would any of you braineating buggers kindly zombify my avatar? please?

here is a quick edit

[/QUOTE]

Thankx, too, hylian, for the avatar. To honour your efforts, I switched to your version of... uarrgglll garbll braaaaaagrrlllll braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnssss...

Sep 8, 2009#258

Odie

Hi Guys like the new School photo?

Sep 8, 2009#259

Drachenherz

Odie said:
Hi Guys like the new School photo?

Ey dawg! Got some spare braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn?

Sep 8, 2009#260

Shannow

Hahahahahahaha

Sep 8, 2009#261

filmfanatic

*shambles toward Shegokigo's control room.*

Shego...Shego...where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are...

Sep 8, 2009#262

Allen, who is Quiet

We have female undead

Sep 8, 2009#263

Anubinomicon

zombie cat?

Sep 8, 2009#264

Hylian

* plants bombs on the door Shego is hiding behind*

Sep 8, 2009#265

Shegokigo

Bombs? They are progressing much faster than expected....

*reaching for another control panel, she pauses momentarily... a large muscle spasm causes her to reel her arm back. It bubbles violently for a moment before returning to normal.

What the f....

*looking into the monitor again she notices the bomb, forgets her arm for a moment and speaks into the intercom that connects to the speaker directly outside the door*

"All those brains out there to feast on Hylian and you're outside my door? Talk about shambling up the wrong tree!"

*opening up the steel doors with a quick flash, she kicks Hylian square in the chest, though instead of just sending him reeling back a few feet like she expected, the zombie goes diagonally up into the air and nearly splattering it all over the walls behind it*

Wha.... *half shocked, half amused she grins* Well, thanks for the present Hylian, my thank you will be not to crush what's left of your skull in. *laughing she seals the door behind her taking the bombs into the room and begins tinkering with them*

Sep 8, 2009#266

AshburnerX

Allen said:
We have female undead

She's a ghost, not a zombie.

Sep 8, 2009#267

Green_Lantern

Decided to get back to my old avatar, is sure counts for the whole zombie thing >.<

Sep 8, 2009#268

Philosopher B.

Sheee-it, I'm late for the party. Did you guys leave me any brains.

Sep 8, 2009#269

filmfanatic

Well, Shego, how about giving us another gift? LIKE YOUR BRAIN!

*Shambles/charges at Shegokigo, set on biting*

Sep 8, 2009#270

North_Ranger

Oh man, that Cajun ain't sitting well with me...

*turns towards the re-inforced doors, and lets out a terrible, spicy zombie fart with a vengeance*

Whoa, what crawled up inside me and died?

Sep 8, 2009#271

Shegokigo

*looking through the monitors outside her doorway she watches the Fanatic and Ranger*

One is beating his head against the door, trying to bite it.... the other one is nearly defecating himself... *she sighs* I give them a whole compound to frollick and eat to their little dead hearts content and they spend it chas.....

*cut off by another violent muscle spasm, she stops and catches her breath*

This isn't working right.... *glacing over at the infection kit, she looks back up at the monitors... the S-Virus engraving on the case leaves an omnious feeling in the air*

Sep 8, 2009#272

filmfanatic

*after gnawing away the the metal door*

Okay, not working. Time for Plan B.

*shambles over to the side of the door, takes hold and starts trying to pull it open.*

Sep 8, 2009#273

Hylian

*goes looking for corrosive acids to use on the door*

Sep 8, 2009#274

North_Ranger

Oh my... Look.

*the surface of the door is sizzling within the zombie fart's blast radius. It is slowly melting away...*

Yikes...

Sep 8, 2009#275

bigcountry23

mmmmgmmmgmmgmgmmmfmmrmmrgh

Sep 8, 2009#276

Dave

I've now bitten a few people on facebook.

Sep 8, 2009#277

filmfanatic

*the metal door, thanks to North_Ranger's acidic fart, begins to loosen. It budges slightly.*

Excellent for a start.

*continues pulling, with the door moving slowly but still moving.*

Sep 8, 2009#278

Allen, who is Quiet

AshburnerX;250317][quote=Allen said:
We have female undead

She's a ghost, not a zombie.[/QUOTE]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hsien-Ko#Hsien-Ko

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hopping_corpse

Sep 8, 2009#279

ElJuski

Still alive motherfuckers.

Sep 8, 2009#280

Shannow

PHP:

ElJuski said:
Still alive motherfuckers.

/highfive

Sep 8, 2009#281

Shegokigo

*turning to hear the sounds of metal churrning and creaking*

Guess now is as good a time as any...

*grabbing her infection kit and lifting herself into the airduct system above, she looks back at the door slowly giving way and smiles*

Hope they enjoy their present. Hate losing those monitors though..... Sera's area of the compound should do nicely though.

*she moves through the ducts towards Sera's secured area, laughing as she leaves the bomb rigged door behind*

Sep 8, 2009#282

filmfanatic

*Stop trying to pull open the door when he hears something*

North_Ranger, do you hear a ticking sound?

*the bomb expodes, pushing back filmfanatic, North_Ranger and the metal door into a wall.*

Sep 8, 2009#283

Hylian

*found some highly corrosive acid and is now crawling through the ventilation shafts*

Sep 8, 2009#284

filmfanatic

*pushing the metal door aside, gets up and dusts himself off.*

Curse her for that. Looks like this hunt shall continue.

*picks up North_Ranger, who has not awakened yet*

...and the most likely location would be SeraRelm's ranch.

Sep 8, 2009#285

Hylian

* starts pouring the corrosive acid on the ceiling leading to the room Shego is in*

Sep 8, 2009#286

Biardo

I'm a happy zombie, smilling while I eat brains

Sep 8, 2009#287

North_Ranger

Oy, let go of me!

Sep 8, 2009#288

Espy

I am going to a zombie bar tomorrow night.

Just thought ya'all might like to know

Sep 8, 2009#289

filmfanatic

North_Ranger said:
Oy, let go of me!

Sorry.

*drops North_Ranger on the ground.*

Now, come on. We must head off to SeraRelm's zombie ranch to feast upon Shegokigo. Who knows, maybe we'll even get a large batch of survivors?

*shambles off in the direction of SeraRelm's ranch*

Sep 8, 2009#290

Allen, who is Quiet

I'm coming out of the cold

Sep 8, 2009#291

JCM

Heh, sweet time waster.

I wonder how long a zombie NorthRanger lasts in the sauna.

Sep 8, 2009#292

SeraRelm

*let's them out of the pen so they can get some exercise. A fidgety zombie is a troublesome zombie after all.* Now don't you all go wandering too far or you could get locked out and miss out on supper.

Sep 8, 2009#293

filmfanatic

*shambles up to gate.*

Excellent! The gate to the ranch. Soon, I shall feast upon tender survivors!

*tries opening the gate, but finds it locked. Tries shaking it, then start pulling at it. Eventually, the gate door ends up getting pulled down. As stray zombies wander out, filmfanatic shambles in.*

Sep 9, 2009#294

North_Ranger

*sneaks in behind the back, through the sewer*

Sep 9, 2009#295

JCM

*launches the Zombie hunters*

Sep 9, 2009#296

AshburnerX

^ In Response to the Above ^

Sep 9, 2009#297

Dave

I've been injected with a modified T-virus, whatever that is! I don't care because it worked! Time to spread the cure!

*goes off to hunt zombies*

Sep 9, 2009#298

filmfanatic

Wait, my flesh. It's regenerating. I'm alive! I'M ALIVE! I'M...

*notices the hordes of zombies around him*

GETTING OUT OF HERE!

*starts running*

Sep 9, 2009#299

Vytamindi

Hey guys! I just got back and OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED HERE!!!!

Sep 9, 2009#300

AshburnerX

I think I'll stay like this a bit longer... I enjoy the look of it.

Sep 9, 2009#301

Odie

i actually really like my pic it may stay like this for awhile or at least till something else better comes along.

Sep 9, 2009#302

figmentPez

AmorousEyes said:
I guess this is as good a time as any to take off my prosthetic makeup.

You didn't really think I'd let a bunch of slow moving zombies infect me now would ya?

/cackles

LOL, I was about to change my avatar so that one of my eyes was back to normal, and ask people to help me find my contact lens. I've been too busy to remake the pic, though.

Sep 9, 2009#303

Shegokigo

*exiting the compound through via the air duct system, which nearly prooved disastrous due to some corrosion in one of the rooms she went rhough, she makes for Sera's ranch...*

I'm running out of time... some of them are starting to revert...

*her legs carry her faster than she thought possible... muscle spasms are beginning to occur more frequently however....*

Sep 9, 2009#304

SeraRelm

*Starts herding her Zombies into a truck for transport* They ain't gettin' my zombies, no sirree. *closes the door after the last one shuffles in, climbing into the drivers seat and starting the engine just as she notices Shego rounding the bend.*

Sep 9, 2009#305

Shegokigo

*noticing the truck being loaded is Sera's armored transport, she begins darting through the herd*

YOU!

*she stops when she recognizes 3 (or what's left of them) zombies and smiles*

I can't leave without saying.... goodbye!

*the entirety of her eyes become bloodshot red as her right arm spasms massively, growing and bubbling to two times its size and three times its girth*

This isn't the way it was supposed to end... but hey, fun is fun!

*lurching forward she plants her feet into the ground and begins sending zombies flying in all directions by swinging her massive arm in all directions. Clearing a path to the trio of Hylian, Fanatic and Ranger*

I'll be just a minute *she thinks to herself as she sees Sera's transport begin to move*

Sep 9, 2009#306

Vytamindi

Shegokigo said:
...spasms massively, growing and bubbling to two times its size and three times its girth...

Teehee

Sep 9, 2009#307

filmfanatic

Shegokigo said:
*noticing the truck being loaded is Sera's armored transport, she begins darting through the herd*

YOU!

*she stops when she recognizes 3 (or what's left of them) zombies and smiles*

I can't leave without saying.... goodbye!

*the entirety of her eyes become bloodshot red as her right arm spasms massively, growing and bubbling to two times its size and three times its girth*

This isn't the way it was supposed to end... but hey, fun is fun!

*lurching forward she plants her feet into the ground and begins sending zombies flying in all directions by swinging her massive arm in all directions. Clearing a path to the trio of Hylian, Fanatic and Ranger*

I'll be just a minute *she thinks to herself as she sees Sera's transport begin to move*

*noticing Shegokigo behind him*

Hey Shego, I have a bone to pick..with...

HOLY CRAP!

*starts running away at double speed, certain death is upon him*

Look, I'm sorry! My beef is over with you! I'm cured, see! CURED! Just PLEASE don't hurt me!

Sep 9, 2009#308

SeraRelm

*barely notices the thump and she runs over some[strike]thing[/strike]one, not even bothering to look back at Filmfanatic's twitching, mangled form. Reaching over, she turns on the radio just as a comes on. Perfect driving music.* Hmm, she really needs to start watching her weight, that's just not healthy... *as she drives past Shego*

Sep 9, 2009#309

Silver Jelly

I spent the whole Zombie outbreak infected by the airborn virus... and locked in a wardrobe.

Sep 9, 2009#310

North_Ranger

Holy mother of feces, Shego! I've heard about swelling and mood swings, but that's just preposterous!

*throws lumps of... stuff he found in the sewers at the raging, swollen female while running away*

Hey, wait a minute... My eye isn't droopin' on my cheek anymore!

Sep 9, 2009#311

SpecialKO

Sera, that vid was so funny, my turtle fully regenerated.

Sep 9, 2009#312

Rob King

Silver Jelly said:
I spent the whole Zombie outbreak infected by the airborn virus... and locked in a wardrobe.

If you motherfucking contaminated Narnia, I will hunt you down.

Sep 9, 2009#313

filmfanatic

*twitching on the ground.*

Ow. Pain. Must escape...Shegokigo.

*Gets back up and attempts a combination of running and hopping to escape.*

Sep 9, 2009#314

North_Ranger

Rob King;251411][quote=Silver Jelly said:
I spent the whole Zombie outbreak infected by the airborn virus... and locked in a wardrobe.

If you motherfucking contaminated Narnia, I will hunt you down.[/QUOTE]

Oh quit your belly-aching. That whiny little bitch Mr Tumnus deserves death by zombies.

Sep 9, 2009#315

Shegokigo

*laughing and half gurgling on fluid erupting from her mouth, she ignores the crushed Fanatic as Sera's transport leaves him a skidmark and chases Ranger*

Brian can't save you now!

*grabbing his skull with her engorged arm she attempts to crush him..... but his suspenders keep rubberbanding outward keeping the grisly death from North's future*

Blasted Finnish clothing!

*tossing him aside she plows through another herd of zombies, crushing entire bodies and tossing others to the wayside as she heads for the transport*

Well, enough fun was had for this week... but my experiment was a success anyhow! I wonder how some of the members will feel as they return to normal, knowing they ate friend and loved one at some point. That's the most delicious gift of all!

*leaping with a forceful jump, nearly cratering the ground below her, she lands on the transport as her body begins shrinking back to normal*

Sera, open the door!

*climbing down from the roof and into the passenger seat, her body is completely returned to it's original state*

The infected are returning back to their human form.... but I see you collected enough guinea pigs for the next round.... good girl.

*she grins a twisted smile and reclines in her seat, eyes still blood red*

Do you happen to know what happened to Crone darlin?

Sep 9, 2009#316

North_Ranger

Next time, Shego... Next time!

*explosions in the background*

Sep 9, 2009#317

filmfanatic

*starts slowing down, as he begins to black out.*

MEDIC!

*Falls on the ground, fully blacked out.*

Sep 9, 2009#318

Hylian

I think I will stay a Zombie for at least a few days longer

Sep 9, 2009#319

Occasional Poster

SeraRelm said:
Saw video

lol, I did not see that coming!

Sep 9, 2009#320

Andromache

Shegokigo said:
Do you happen to know what happened to Crone darlin?

*shuffle*

*shuffle*

Sep 9, 2009#321

North_Ranger

The End...?
:zombie:

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