The Twilight Saga - Could it be deadly?

[Kovac]

Police are treating the death of a 23-year-old man at a Wellington cinema last night as unexplained but not suspicious.
The body of the man was found in a movie theatre at the Reading complex on Courtenay Place by a staff member shortly before 8.30pm last night, said police. The theatre had been screening The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

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They claim that the death wasn't suspicious but I would start looking at Stephenie Meyer.

Could someone create a story as terrible as Twilight by mistake or was it murder?

 

[CynicismKills]

He probably laughed out loud after seeing Edward get his Bedazzle on in the sunlight. I could feel the cold gazes and hear the girls around me sharpening their eyeliner pencils when I did it in Full Moon (my ex asked me to go with her, for the curious).

 

[Jay]

It's official, Twilight is boring to death.

 

[HCGLNS]

He probably walked into the theatre by mistake and realized he would forfit his masculine reputation if he was seen leaving, so his nuts decided they had had a good run and killed him.

 

[Ross]

Twilight has already killed the minds of millions...

How did they make the third movie ready just 7 months after the second movie's release, anyway?

 

[Jay]

Cash cows = Production Green Card

 

[General Specific]

Gotta strike before all those girls get a clue and realize how much money they are wasting.

 

[AshburnerX]

Whatever it is, it's causing Neil Gaiman to rewrite parts of his next book, mainly because he thinks this franchise has ruined Vampires as a frightening creature (for the time being anyway).

 

[General Specific]

Whatever it is, it's causing Neil Gaiman to rewrite parts of his next book, mainly because he thinks this franchise has ruined Vampires as a frightening creature (for the time being anyway).

Well, I trust in Gaiman enough to still make it awesome.