The Screaming Hyenas

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I have a relative that has suddenly decided to start up a dance troupe. She had the idea and passed it around the building she lives in and got a number of people interested in it.

They would have uniforms to wear, nothing but bikini bottoms and pasties. One of the more well-endowed girls even announced that she would do the tassel twirl trick. My relative would end the show by coming out and doing a pole dance for everyone.

When asked who they would perform for, she said it would be for anyone
who asked. She even came up with a name, The Screaming Hyenas.

She contacted a financial adviser and inquired about getting a bus so they could tour and getting the "Screaming Hyena" name plastered across it. She also called a family friend who is a lawyer to help with any legal troubles. The lawyer agreed because he foresaw that they would need lots of legal advice.



Who is this person?

My 87-year-old, nursing home bound, diabetic, cancer surviving, heart attack surviving, stroke surviving, legally blind Grandmother!

 
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Can I be adopted by your family? She seems like a fun lady.
 
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