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I would like to start a game. A kind of choose your own adventure game. I will draw a scene with a character. I will then take suggestions for what the character should do next. I'll choose either the most popular suggestion or the one I like best and draw a new picture showing the character's actions and their consequences. Then I'll take new suggestions for what the character should do. Understand?

Here is the beginning of the first Doodle Adventure. It starts with Bob.

Bob was sitting at home playing very engrossing video games...


When suddenly there was a knock at the door, disrupting the game.


Bob is confused. He never has visitors. What should Bob do next?

Pick up a weapon and peek through the peephole, if there is one.

Bob grabs his baseball bat and looks through the peephole.


Through the peephole, Bob can see his best friend James. James looks very distraught and is reaching to knock again.


What should Bob do?

Open the door just before he knocks, then swiftly swinging in to knock him out.

(Reminds me of this.)

You pull in your BFF with a Casablanca style kiss, grabbing his ass.

Bob grabs James and pulls him inside quickly, checking to make sure James wasn't followed.

Bob ignores him and sits back at the comoputer and logs on to 4chan.

Bob quickly opens the door and grabs James.

He throws James inside the house and then quickly scans the area to see if he was followed. Bob focuses on a strange man in a trench coat and fedora standing a few feet away.

What should Bob do?

He should recognize the man as one the mechanics who holds reality together, throw up a temporal barrier, then interrogate his friend about what he did to upset universal balance.

The bazooka should be powerful enough to deal with this mysterious foe.

Bob recognizes the man as one of the mechanics who holds reality together, and throws up a temporal barrier.


Bob then interrogates his friend, who gives a quick answer.


What should Bob do?

Demand proof from his friend.

Summon Longcat and consult his wisdom.

Make friends with Basement cat

Bob calls to Longcat for guidance.


Longcat appears, and dispenses his wisdom.


What should Bob do?

Ask for basement cats advise

Bob invites god over for cake and beer.

Bob whips out his cellphone and calls God.


And God replies. (God always speaks in blue, capital letters)


What should Bob do?

Bob tells God James is there and he has cake to apologize.

Bob then tells James to go get cake because God will not broker the cake being a lie.

Bob convinces himself that his friend's name is actually Robert, and thus he is unaware that anyone named James is there.

Through sheer force of will, Bob manages to convince himself that James is named Robert.


After God hangs up on Bob, James/Robert quickly makes a proposition.


What should Bob do?

Bob says yes then leads him downstairs in to the waiting clutches of Basementcat.

Ok, what exactly is basement cat? I tried looking it up, but I got a variety of results of what basement cat looks like.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Basement_Cat

Basement cat explained.

No! Bob should tell his friend he can't stay cause he's waiting for The Doctor, who needs his TARDIS repaired and Bob is the only TARDIS repair man in this timeline.

Bob tells James/Robert why he can't stay.


But then James/Robert removes his fleshy skin and reveals that he was a Dalek in disguise! (Note: I've only seen two episodes of Dr. Who, so I might get something wrong with these references.)


What should Bob do?

Bob is backed into a corner with no where to run, the dialek closing in.
Bob then gets an idea and challenges the Dialek to a game.

Bob uses the force

The dalek gets the blue screen of death, and bob is forced to ressurect it with jumper cables and his old Ford.

Bob installs the Oregon Trail on the Dalek.

The Devil Shows up and an epic break dance battle begins!

I second the devil/breakdance idea and add in the devil places music on a golden fiddle

Allen said:

Bob installs the Oregon Trail on the Dalek.

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This, except Zork.

With Bob's Tardis-repair skills also come Dalek-reprogram skills, and so Bob quickly goes to work on the Dalek.


And soon he installs Zork.


What should Bob do?

Get the dalek eaten by a Grue.

Allen said:

Get the dalek eaten by a Grue.

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I concur, and can I just say I had to save that Zork doodle to my hard drive. Hope that's okay. I won't upload it to fark, I promise. :teeth:

ZenMonkey said:

Allen said:

Get the dalek eaten by a Grue.

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I concur, and can I just say I had to save that Zork doodle to my hard drive. Hope that's okay. I won't upload it to fark, I promise. :teeth:

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Awesome! I'm glad you like it enough to save it.

......a Dalek is a living thing, that garbage can thing with a plunger is it's ARMOR inside is a mutant disfigured LIVING thing.....HOW DID BOB INSTALL ZORK IN A LIVING BEING!?

Calleja said:

HOW DID BOB INSTALL ZORK IN A LIVING BEING!?

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Inform runs on every platform, sentient and otherwise.

Bob plays through Zork on the Dalek, until he gets to a spot of pitch darkness.


Which leads to the inevitable. (Watch for the animation)


What should Bob do?

turn on a really bright light

Vote in one of the Grue's polls

leaves his house to go to the store, only to find out that his house has been transported to a desert planet...ruining his lawn.

Bob leaves his house to go to the store, only to discover his house has been transported to the desert planet Arrakis.


Besides lawn ruination, this move also brings the danger of sand worms.


What should Bob do?

Control the spice to control the universe, replacing God as supreme omnipotent being.

Say "Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse."

shoot the worm with a fireball

Quickly put his house up for sale.

He should pull out his maker hooks and ride the worm as a true leader of men.

He should notice that the sandworm is wearing a monocle and a top hat.

While thinking about how to escape the worm, Bob notices that it is wearing a top hat and monocle.


The worm leans down to Bob and, amazingly, begins to speak.


What should Bob do?

Quickly. It's mouth is open! Throw a bomb!

Get the sandworm eaten by a grue

Offer him some tea! It's a well-known fact that anything wearing a monocle can't turn down tea.

Invite the worm in to watch Firefly

Ask Leto how he's doing after all those years.

Bob happens to have a cup of tea within easy reach and offers it to the sandworm.


And the sandworm begins to politely sip.


What should Bob do?

Makeover

Ask the sand worm for gardening tips, since a touch of greenery would really liven up his now-sanded lawn.

Bob gets a call from the president. The world is in danger again. He will ride the Sandworm into battle. After asking politely of course.

The sandworm finds the tea not to his liking - it isn't Earl Grey! - so he starts to rampage. Bob escapes by running back into his house, moments before it's eaten by the sandworm.

Bubble181 said:

The sandworm finds the tea not to his liking - it isn't Earl Grey! - so he starts to rampage. Bob escapes by running back into his house, moments before it's eaten by the sandworm.

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oo oo this! I vote this one!

Bubble181 said:

The sandworm finds the tea not to his liking - it isn't Earl Grey! - so he starts to rampage. Bob escapes by running back into his house, moments before it's eaten by the sandworm.

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this gets my vote also

I like the riding the sandworm off...in terms of story possibilities, there are more open possibilities than if bob runs back into his house, where we've already been.

Tinwhistler said:

I like the riding the sandworm off...in terms of story possibilities, there are more open possibilities than if bob runs back into his house, where we've already been.

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But its his house EATEN BY THE SANDWORM... so he'll be inside the thing...

that's just awesome right there

Sorry for the delay on this one, I've been busy recently.

The sandworm is angered that the tea is not Earl Grey, and Bob retreats to his house.


But sandworms cannot be stopped by mere buildings. The sandworm quickly devours the entire house! (Animated!)


What should Bob do?

keep a fire going so the smoke starts to choke the worm

He meets a friendly, half-digested guy Lou who's been working on an escape plan for years... he just needs a partner!

He meets Pinocchio in the belly of the sandworm.

He sees that the sand worm is full of stars.

"My God..."

The sandworm's innardsare, in fact, a gateway into another realm. He lands in modern-day london, and finds his house standing right next to a little blue police booth. Hmmm...I wonder what's up with that?

This thread is so awesome I can't even describe it.
Posting in an epic thread.

I vote for meeting half-digested Lou, the retired Italian butcher.

I just checked in on this thread... I miss this story!

The tardis, now doubt, will come to him to be repaired regardless of his current location or state of digestion.

I suspect the tardis will appear in the worm, and he will convince the good doctor that the tools are in his previous universe and time, and thus escape worm digestion.

The next frame should show the worm regurgitating the house in perfect condition, and going, "Oh bother, I was merely bringing him to my place for a spot of real tea."

-Adam

Oh no, people remembered this thread. Um... I've been busy. Yeah. Way too busy to make really quick little doodles. Totally. aranoid: