Super Say Something About the Previous Poster XI HD Remix: Still featuring a title of extreme length

[Gryfter]

Should know that Sparhawk keeps bears in his basement as well.

 

[BananaHands]

Gryfter twice tried to microwave a Ding Dong while it was still in its foil... Twice.

 

[Cheesy1]

^has souvenirs from the time-traveling adventure that resulted from said foil in the microwave.

 

[Sparhawk]

↑
Always wished that he could have a cool time-travelling adventure like Bill & Ted, but never had a Rufus to visit him.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^Carries around a supply of emergency Roofies.... just in case

 

[North_Ranger]

Tases people for shits and giggles.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Needs to feel the sting of 10000 volts, or he doesn't feel alive

 

[Cheesy1]

^only feels alive when he sees the tears of screaming teens while he busts up a high school kegger.

 

[Gryfter]

^never got to go to keggers in high school

 

[North_Ranger]

Gloats with his extensive experience (but few solid memories) of high school keggers.

 

[Biannoshufu]

Can no longer say "It's not a tumah!"
Additionally, has singlehandedly ruined this song.
May soon share something in common with this guy if he can bite enough spiders.
Is not actually encouraged to bite spiders.

 

[North_Ranger]

Has plenty of things to say about yours truly. I'm flattered.

 

[Gryfter]

^ is easily flattered.

 

[Officer_Charon]

May become easily flattened

 

[Biannoshufu]

May become easily flattened

Runs an abnormally high risk of being flat-lined while fulfilling job duties for incredibly imbalanced renumeration. Is fed infrastructural party lines about being honorable, and doing the right thing, while his employers' lords demand greater and greater pay for themselves at his expense.

 

[Gryfter]

^owns a dictionary.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^has been known to glance through a thesaurus, from time to time.

^^ really knows how to make a guy feel special.

 

[Emrys]

^is definitely special, like the Special Olympics.

 

[Sparhawk]

↑
Wishes that she could compete in the Special Olympics. Knows that she would so totally OWN the whole competition.

 

[North_Ranger]

Watches the Special Olympics, seriously.

 

[Gryfter]

^watches the Special Olympics, ironically.

 

[North_Ranger]

watches the Special Olympics, malevolently.

 

[Biannoshufu]

↑
Words are a dearth to describe him, but he is Olympian of both godly girth and infinite mirth, both traits unconnected to his worth since his fabled sky sundering birth far atop the highest mountain on earth,

 

[North_Ranger]

Truly, she is a painter with words, a worthy heir to Taliesin, to Shakespeare, to Donne in our current age.

 

[Biannoshufu]

↑
is an example of "derp" in prose.

 

[Sparhawk]

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Has an obsession with doodling crap, possibly some German ancestry since they too are obsessed with crap.

 

[Terrik]

↑
Is not a bad enough dude to rescue the president

 

[North_Ranger]

Is a total badass... who could also use a sympathetic pat on the shoulder.

 

[Sparhawk]

↑
Is a Finnish fighter of highest regard.

 

[North_Ranger]

Knows good comics.

 

[Cheesy1]

^Is comically good.

 

[North_Ranger]

Is a gouda guy.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^ Oughtta know better than to make cheesy puns

 

[North_Ranger]

Is ready to deal out the suitable punishment.

 

[Biannoshufu]

↑ should just let this thread die.