Say Something About the Previous Poster VIII: Deja Fubar

[Bubble181]

^ should crosspost to the Useless Superpowers Thread.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
should cross-over to the other side

 

[North_Ranger]

Either wants Bubbles rubbed off or to see a comic book about him fighting Kurtz.

In either case, bad boy!

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Is the forum prefect.

 

[North_Ranger]

Has been watching Rome too much.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
isn't watching hockey right now

 

[North_Ranger]

Senses when someone is breaking stereotypes.

 

[Bubble181]

^ is watching rodents, and studying their every move.

 

[North_Ranger]

Yes... Rodents. Just rodents.

Is very... um... correct.

 

[Bubble181]

^has figured out that, under Finnish law, rodent mating isn't considered bestiality.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
is a stickler for Finnish laws

 

[Bubble181]

^is a finisher move in Mortal Kombat CLXVII: SPARHAWKITY.

 

[North_Ranger]

Invented the infamous Attack of the The One-Hundred and Eighty-One Bubbles of Pain after eating twelve burritos and three servings of extra-hot chili.

 

[Bubble181]

^ has tried to copy this, and failed. He just woke up in a sauna and didn't remember how he got there, or who those women were.

(they were the local senior citizen overeaters anonymous association, unfortunately).

 

[North_Ranger]

Should not believe everything he hears.

(And damn you for giving me that mental image, you bastard!)

 

[Bubble181]

^should have stopped after the first line.


Unlike now. Because now I'll get him thinking about the Chinese synchronous swimming championship team in the sauna, after a long hard practice.

 

[North_Ranger]

Has failed, for I didn't watch the Olympics.

 

[Hylian]

^ always fails

 

[Bubble181]

^^ needs to actually see the Olympics to fantasize? Pah. has a lack of imagination.

^ failed to be a pirate, took up a life as a ninja instead.

 

[Hylian]

^ failed to be a ninja so he became a pirate

 

[Bubble181]

^thinks zombie robomonkeys are where it's at.

 

[Hylian]

Thinks robot zombiemonkeys are where it is

 

[Bubble181]

^thinks zombierobot monkeys are the pick of the crop.

 

[North_Ranger]

Is caught in a rut.

 

[Hylian]

^ caught his :quote: rut :quote: in his zipper

 

[Bubble181]

^thinks this is funny. Just because he's invulnerable to getting things caught in a zipper doesn't make it any less painful for us other people :'(

 

[Baerdog]

^ Needs to get better at using zippers.

 

[Bubble181]

^doesn't know how hard it is to operate zippers with claws.

 

[Hylian]

^ is the only bubble/owl that wears pants

 

[Baerdog]

^ Is the only "superhero" that actually wears pajamas.

 

[Bubble181]

^^is the only Hylian who doesn't.

^ is the only beerdog unable to spell his name

 

[Pojodan]

^
hasn't washed his singlet in years

 

[Bubble181]

^ hasn't washed his hands in days.

 

[North_Ranger]

Hasn't taken a shower since the last rainy day.

 

[Bubble181]

^ hasn't taken a bath since people told him water might cause the Black Plague, when it first ravaged across Europe