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Batdan

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What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
and runs over your neighbor's dog?
What's good for a snack
and fits on your back?
SCARLET VARLET!
 
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Scarlet Varlet

^ Has had his beloved ice cream bar since he was a child. People always trying to take it away, why can't they leave them alone?!?
 
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Scarlet Varlet

^ Next in line to be indicted in a scandal: Transporting mynahs over sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
 
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Batdan

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will be closed away forever in a locked storeroom with a hermetic seal
 
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Scarlet Varlet

^ When he first heard of Funk & Wagnalls, he thought they sounded the sort to party with.
 
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Scarlet Varlet

^ Is in a conference call with Fluffy, Mr. Woogums, Socks and Mittens, to discuss scaling back the percentage of mice to share with pet owners in this tough economy.
 
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Batdan

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is amassing an army of mice to pull his sled through the arctic tundra
 
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Scarlet Varlet

^ Asked OJ Simpson, as he was going to Las Vegas to meet some dealers in sports memorbilia, to retrieve his Marbles Champion 2002 trophy.
 
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