[News] Portland Man Goes Naked to Protest TSA Actions

[Covar]

http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Portland-man-goes-naked-to-protest-TSA-actions-147876755.html

PORTLAND -- Frequent flying businessman John Brennan set off an explosives wand at Portland International Airport Tuesday and stripped naked to show Transportation Security Administration screeners he was not carrying a bomb.

Looks like he has Oregon law on his side as well. Good for him.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I have a feeling this idea is going to take off.

 

[SeraRelm]

He had an idea and flew with it.

 

[North_Ranger]

I'm surprised they didn't do a cavity search on him "just in case".

 

[BananaHands]

He sure showed them his cockpit.

 

[Covar]

It's hard to bare all these puns.

 

[doomdragon6]

These puns are terrible. You can't just go for the low-hanging fruit here, guys. Sack these puns and flesh them out a bit more.