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Jun 6, 2017#1

strawman

Guess who originally said the quoted bit (bonus points if you don't use search!), then post an old quote for others to guess who said it.

Start with:

It's so gristly and looks exactly like what it is

Jun 6, 2017#2

GasBandit

There is no way anybody (but who said it) would guess who said that without searching. I searched. It's Fade.

Anyway, here's my submission - I'll toss out a softball for whoever guesses next:

The buzz cut is associated with new army recruits in Taiwan. I can't get one without people staring at me and wondering what I'm doing off base.

Jun 6, 2017#3

HCGLNS

GasBandit said:
There is no way anybody (but who said it) would guess who said that without searching. I searched. It's Fade.

Anyway, here's my submission - I'll toss out a softball for whoever guesses next:

Rob King?

Jun 6, 2017#4

fade

I didn't even know who it was.

Jun 6, 2017#5

Gruebeard

GasBandit said:
It's Fade.

Oh, so this thread is really just @stienman trolling us with a steak debate? :drunk:

Jun 6, 2017#6

GasBandit

Guys, my submission is super fucking obvious.

Jun 6, 2017#7

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
Guys, my submission is super fucking obvious.

obviously bhamv. Search confirms it..gimme a sec to lob out my entry[DOUBLEPOST=1496792209,1496791874][/DOUBLEPOST]"now I'm wondering who it is walking around with crap in their pants"

Jun 6, 2017#8

figmentPez

GasBandit said:
Guys, my submission is super fucking obvious.

It's JCM.

Jun 6, 2017#9

PatrThom

figmentPez said:
It's JCM.

You could say that about any of them.

--Patrick

Jun 6, 2017#10

BErt

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and...I like to kiss my own butt.

...yeah I don't know that this game is gonna go very far.

Jun 6, 2017#11

Gruebeard

Tinwhistler said:
obviously bhamv. Search confirms it..gimme a sec to lob out my entry[DOUBLEPOST=1496792209,1496791874][/DOUBLEPOST]"now I'm wondering who it is walking around with crap in their pants"

I remember that! @Dave eavesdropping in on someone taking a crap in the bathroom, or something like that.

Jun 6, 2017#12

Celt Z

BErt said:
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and...I like to kiss my own butt.

...yeah I don't know that this game is gonna go very far.

Moe Szyslak is a member? TIL.

Jun 6, 2017#13

bhamv3

I am breaking the rules of the game and posting a new quote for people to guess! Mainly because I can't tell which quote I'm meant to be guessing!

HELP HELP I'M TOO DRUNK AND IT'S FIVE PM, FUCK

does anyone want to chat

i'm on aim at n30 raven or i'll reply to this fucking thread

my boss bought me some vodka since i won a bet about a coworker fucking us over.

it's pretty smooth and so far today i have drank a lot of it directly

wine has all kinds of fuckin calories and vitamins and shit

All same person, all same thread.

Jun 6, 2017#14

PatrThom

bhamv3 said:
I am breaking the rules of the game and posting a new quote for people to guess! Mainly because I can't tell which quote I'm meant to be guessing!
All same person, all same thread.

How could that possibly be anyone other than @Chad Sexington?
If not, then whoever it is is doing a pretty fair impression.

--Patrick

Jun 6, 2017#15

Ravenpoe

bhamv3 said:
I am breaking the rules of the game and posting a new quote for people to guess! Mainly because I can't tell which quote I'm meant to be guessing!

All same person, all same thread.

That's Charlie, because I know his aim handle.

Jun 7, 2017#16

PatrThom

Ah, I should've realized the tone was too vulgar to be Chad.

--Patrick

Jun 7, 2017#17

bhamv3

I am posting another one because I like breaking rules! This one shouldn't be too hard, I think.

In response to this:

I actually hate this how. It jsut comes off wrong to me, and ends up not being funny. I really cannot put my finger on it.

Which Halforumite posted the following?

Well there could be several reasons:
Have you had your heart replaced with a robot heart?
Did you, at any point in your life, sell your soul for any reason?
Do you not have human blood pumping through your veins?

No but seriously, it has a very specific and different feel that's not going to appeal to everyone. I'm shocked that it is as popular as it is. When CDS and I first watched the pilot when they aired it back in May, we both loved it, and we both agreed that the show wouldn't last four episodes. I'm glad we were wrong!

Jun 7, 2017#18

Gruebeard

bhamv3 said:
I am posting another one because I like breaking rules! This one shouldn't be too hard, I think.

In response to this:

Which Halforumite posted the following?

Was that Kissinger? Or Mister Steve?[DOUBLEPOST=1496894640,1496894541][/DOUBLEPOST]*searches*

Nope.

Jun 7, 2017#19

bhamv3

Kissinger, actually. Your searches may not be turning up anything because his username is now Steven Soderburgin.

Jun 7, 2017#20

Gruebeard

bhamv3 said:
Kissinger, actually. Your searches may not be turning up anything because his username is now Steven Soderburgin.

My search turned up Shannow.

And I was waffling on who - Kissinger or Steve - was Chuck's buddy. I think everyone can understand why I might confuse the two

[DOUBLEPOST=1496895794,1496895620][/DOUBLEPOST]*re-searches*

Well shit. I read the search results wrong. Why the fuck did I think Shaanow changed his username to Glee?

I'm not even drunk or otherwise intoxicated!

Jun 7, 2017#21

Gruebeard

Okay, so since I actually guessed that last one right, I guess I ought to provide the next quote. And since @stienman already went with a quote from the Great Controversy, I'm left with having to pick a quote from a bland subject.

So which Halforumite said the following?

I'm quite content to extend that to mean complete access to abortion for whatever reason the woman bearing the kid has, even if that's as a form of birth control

Jun 8, 2017#22

strawman

Gruebeard said:
Okay, so since I actually guessed that last one right, I guess I ought to provide the next quote. And since @stienman already went with a quote from the Great Controversy, I'm left with having to pick a quote from a bland subject.

So which Halforumite said the following?

.

Glad you chose a topic so devoid of controversy! I guessed CDS, but was wrong, wrong wrong!

Jun 8, 2017#23

drawn_inward

Gruebeard said:
Okay, so since I actually guessed that last one right, I guess I ought to provide the next quote. And since @stienman already went with a quote from the Great Controversy, I'm left with having to pick a quote from a bland subject.

So which Halforumite said the following?

.

Stienman?

Jun 8, 2017#24

GasBandit

Hollow, AKA Kitty Sinatra.

Somebody else can pick the next one, I'm in the middle of something and can't go hunting right now.

Jun 8, 2017#25

drawn_inward

But seriously that movie was dope as hell and I loved the climax and cried twice.

Jun 8, 2017#26

Gruebeard

GasBandit said:
Hollow, AKA Kitty Sinatra.

Somebody else can pick the next one, I'm in the middle of something and can't go hunting right now.

Gas is right. But that's only part A.

Part B is "Which Halformite is that?"

Jun 8, 2017#27

GasBandit

Gruebeard said:
Gas is right. But that's only part A.

Part B is "Which Halformite is that?"

It's you, you drama queen

Jun 8, 2017#28

bhamv3

drawn_inward said:
But seriously that movie was dope as hell and I loved the climax and cried twice.

Gah! I remember this post because it was about Frozen and I remember agreeing with it because I also cried during it, but I can't remember who said it!

Jun 8, 2017#29

drifter

drawn_inward said:
But seriously that movie was dope as hell and I loved the climax and cried twice.

Was it phil? I'm guessing phil.

Jun 8, 2017#30

Gruebeard

drifter said:
Was it phil? I'm guessing phil.

It was not phil.

It was Frozen.

Jun 9, 2017#31

drawn_inward

The movie was Frozen. The poster is a resident of the great white North.

Jun 9, 2017#32

Gruebeard

drawn_inward said:
The poster is a resident of the great white North.

There's even a Toronto restaurant that shares his name.

Jun 9, 2017#33

drawn_inward

Gruebeard said:
There's even a Toronto restaurant that shares his name.

His name rhymes with Rusto.

Jun 9, 2017#34

Gruebeard

@stienman, this game is hard.[DOUBLEPOST=1497032362,1497032191][/DOUBLEPOST]But let's try this another.

guess who said:
So adorable! So much pink!

Jun 9, 2017#35

Denbrought

drawn_inward said:
His name rhymes with Rusto.

Jun 9, 2017#36

Gruebeard

Denbrought said:
?

That gave me mucho gusto.

Jun 9, 2017#37

drawn_inward

Gruebeard said:
@stienman, this game is hard.[DOUBLEPOST=1497032362,1497032191][/DOUBLEPOST]But let's try this another.

Well, that is another great north denizen! With her own army of doomweasels!

Jun 12, 2017#38

bhamv3

Oooh, I have a good one! Who said this, and managed to collect eight disagrees for it?

When you quit abruptly, you're not screwing your coworkers over. Period. In zero way. The company screws them over by continuing to make the remaining workers equal the output/profit in spite of the added stress and work with (assumed) no additional compensation.

Jun 12, 2017#39

GasBandit

bhamv3 said:
Oooh, I have a good one! Who said this, and managed to collect eight disagrees for it?

Raging douchenozzle? 8 disagrees? Smells like Charlie.

Jun 12, 2017#40

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
Raging douchenozzle? 8 disagrees? Smells like Charlie.

That is correct!
https://www.halforums.com/threads/rant-viii-the-reckoning.27941/page-108#post-1197559

Jun 12, 2017#41

DarkAudit

I'll say again what I've always said. Other people's drama = profit for me. I'm earning time and a half while you're making a big fat ZERO.

Jun 12, 2017#42

bhamv3

Next entry, another classic in Halforums history:

Yes, would much more difficult for the White woman to get an Asian man, as his mother is overly-protective of her son. The parents would feel that a white woman isn't worthy enough of their son.

Jun 12, 2017#43

mikerc

bhamv3 said:
Next entry, another classic in Halforums history:

Asians dating whites? Gotta be Naiwen.

Jun 12, 2017#44

Bubble181

bhamv3 said:
Next entry, another classic in Halforums history:

Whatsherface, Naywen? Niwen? Naiwen? Something like that.

Next, and this one's going to be a problem to search for

:

"She was very mature for her age"

Jun 12, 2017#45

Gruebeard

Bubble181 said:
Whatsherface, Naywen? Niwen? Naiwen? Something like that.

Next, and this one's going to be a problem to search for :

"She was very mature for her age"

Iaculus

Jun 12, 2017#46

Ravenpoe

Gruebeard said:
Iaculus

Jun 12, 2017#47

GasBandit

ICARUS. Poor Iaculus.[DOUBLEPOST=1497282126,1497281596][/DOUBLEPOST]I got one for you guys, and this one is tough because a LOT of people have said it... but who first said, "Seems they're up to no good..." ?

Jun 12, 2017#48

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
ICARUS. Poor Iaculus.[DOUBLEPOST=1497282126,1497281596][/DOUBLEPOST]I got one for you guys, and this one is tough because a LOT of people have said it... but who first said, "Seems they're up to no good..." ?

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs?

Jun 13, 2017#49

Officer_Charon

The syntax leads me to believe it's someone with English as a second language.... Maybe Bubble?

Jun 13, 2017#50

Bubble181

Officer_Charon said:
The syntax leads me to believe it's someone with English as a second language.... Maybe Bubble?

Nah. I wasn't a part of the second HF Academy.

Jun 13, 2017#51

Officer_Charon

Bubble181 said:
Nah. I wasn't a part of the second HF Academy.

Oh, fuck me running, THAT'S why it was familiar. *facepalm*

Then I'ma say Jay Sirius.

Jun 13, 2017#52

Jay

I'm an albino and I recently got married.
Recent developments require something something new to be carried.

Jun 13, 2017#53

GasBandit

Officer_Charon said:
Oh, fuck me running, THAT'S why it was familiar. *facepalm*

Then I'ma say Jay Sirius.

He was ALSO not part of HFA2, just 1. But Bubble's clue is a good one

Jun 13, 2017#54

Celt Z

Jay said:
I'm an albino and I recently got married.
Recent developments require something something new to be carried.

Adam? Although I don't recall him using that exact wording.

Edit: He's pale, he recently married, and now they have to carry around a new baby. @Jay

Jun 20, 2017#55

bhamv3

Should be fairly easy to find the thread, but who posted the following movie review?

It was the worst movie I have ever seen. Spiderman sounded (and acted) like twelve year old, Ant-man was shoehorned in and completely awkward, and they somehow miraculously made Captain America (the I-Do-Superman-Better-Than-Superman hero), a better stand-in for Hitler than Iron Man was in the comics.

2/10 (extra point for Black Widow fanservice). Would not recommend.

Jun 20, 2017#56

drawn_inward

bhamv3 said:
Should be fairly easy to find the thread, but who posted the following movie review?

I have no idea who that is, but they're wrong.

Jun 20, 2017#57

GasBandit

I am not sure I believe an actual person said that.

Jun 20, 2017#58

blotsfan

Sounds like Jay

Edit: it wasn't, and I found the actual post and it was a joke.

Jun 20, 2017#59

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
I am not sure I believe an actual person said that.

Hey, it wasn't me. I still haven't seen more than half those movies.

--Patrick

Jul 30, 2017#60

bhamv3

Who posted this query, which sounds delightfully bizarre out of context?

If I wasn't into ryona, why would I be into guro?

Jul 30, 2017#61

drifter

Jesus that could be anybody.

Jul 30, 2017#62

PatrThom

I'm guessing it wasn't @stienman. Was it @GasBandit?

--Patrick

Jul 30, 2017#63

GasBandit

Jul 30, 2017#64

Officer_Charon

Well, not into guro, at least...

Jul 30, 2017#65

Gruebeard

drifter said:
Jesus that could be anybody.

I don't know what that stuff is.

I think, from y'all discussing it here, they're subcategories of Hentai, which is something else I wouldn't know about if not for y'all.

So it ain't me.

Jul 30, 2017#66

Null

That might have been me?

Jul 31, 2017#67

bhamv3

Null said:
That might have been me?

Correct.

Jul 31, 2017#68

Ravenpoe

Gruebeard said:
I don't know what that stuff is.

I think, from y'all discussing it here, they're subcategories of Hentai, which is something else I wouldn't know about if not for y'all.

So it ain't me.

Go Google it. We'll wait.

:devil:

Jul 31, 2017#69

Null

Gruebeard said:
I don't know what that stuff is.

I think, from y'all discussing it here, they're subcategories of Hentai, which is something else I wouldn't know about if not for y'all.

So it ain't me.

Ryona is a genre which involves women being beaten, injured, and punished. Guro is "gore", meaning blood, guts, dismemberment, death, etc.

Yup, Japanese has two different words for "jerking off to abusing women".

Jul 31, 2017#70

GasBandit

Null said:
Ryona is a genre which involves women being beaten, injured, and punished. Guro is "gore", meaning blood, guts, dismemberment, death, etc.

Yup, Japanese has two different words for "jerking off to abusing women".

It has more words for that than two >_<

Jul 31, 2017#71

Gruebeard

Goddammit Halforums! I didn't want to know this.

Jul 31, 2017#72

Null

Jul 31, 2017#73

Adam

Celt Z said:
Adam? Although I don't recall him using that exact wording.

Edit: He's pale, he recently married, and now they have to carry around a new baby. @Jay

Pale, that's sweet

Jul 31, 2017#74

GasBandit

That reminds me, the one I posted that nobody guessed was Gusto.

Sep 22, 2017#75

bhamv3

Who made the following claim?

This film > Crouching Tiger + Jackie Chan + Jet Li + every other film, EVER.

Bonus question: What's the film?

Sep 22, 2017#76

Null

Crone, and it was Chocolate. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183252/

Nov 2, 2017#77

bhamv3

Who made the following statement, and in what context?

I knew she was wrong for me when I found out her

Knife throwing only targeted Allens crotch.

Bonus question: What was Allen's reaction?

Nov 5, 2017#78

Gruebeard

bhamv3 said:
Bonus question: What was Allen's reaction?

My guess is he remained quiet

Jan 15, 2021#79

bhamv3

Was reading through some old threads and came across this:

My wife is Hispanic, they're a hairy culture

Can anyone guess who said it?

Jan 15, 2021#80

PatrThom

bhamv3 said:
Can anyone guess who said it?

You mean, without using the search function?
I'm gonna guess Shego.

--Patrick

Jan 15, 2021#81

drifter

I'd guess Shego's brother

Jan 15, 2021#82

bhamv3

drifter said:
I'd guess Shego's brother

Correct, it was Gilgamesh in the Man of Steel thread.

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