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Match Game Questions

#1

Dave

Dave

Hey, all, if you are old enough to remember the old game show Match Game, I need some questions made. Or a place that has a lot of them.

Here's a video of one of the shows to give you an idea, followed by some examples I already have. Any help is appreciated. Thanks!



  1. A bald man complained, “My wife thinks my head is an egg! Last night she tried to _________ it.”
  2. The Empire State Building has an express elevator at the very top. You get down really quickly because this elevator has no _________.
  3. School of _________.
  4. The surgeon said, “The man I’m operating on must be a magician. When I reached in to pull out his appendix, I got a ___________ instead!”


#2

Bubble181

Bubble181

Oh my lord the seventies.

Wouldn't Cards against Humanity do for this? Most cards are of a similar format.


#3

Emrys

Emrys

Here's some.

http://members.tripod.com/gary_burghoff/matchgame_GB.htm

http://www.sporcle.com/games/mdkid2012/match_game

http://www.party411.com/PlanYourParty/Occasion/BridalShower/NewlywedPartyGameQuestions.aspx


#4

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
Hey, all, if you are old enough to remember the old game show Match Game, I need some questions made. Or a place that has a lot of them.

Here's a video of one of the shows to give you an idea, followed by some examples I already have. Any help is appreciated. Thanks!



  1. A bald man complained, “My wife thinks my head is an egg! Last night she tried to _________ it.”
  2. The Empire State Building has an express elevator at the very top. You get down really quickly because this elevator has no _________.
  3. School of _________.
  4. The surgeon said, “The man I’m operating on must be a magician. When I reached in to pull out his appendix, I got a ___________ instead!”
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The man couldn't remember what he was going to say, because he was drawing a _____.


#5

jwhouk

jwhouk

Ya gotta have at least ONE "DUMB DORA IS SOOO DUMB..." question in there.


#6

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

You can only do a Match Game-type of performance if you have Gene Rayburn's microphone that looked like an antenna with a faucet filter attached to the top.


#7

Dave

Dave

jwhouk said:
Ya gotta have at least ONE "DUMB DORA IS SOOO DUMB..." question in there.
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  1. Dumb Dora is so dumb…(“How dumb is she?!?”)…that she thinks her dog is illegal. He’s a __________.


#8

Bubble181

Bubble181

...Is there any other decent answer to that besides "Mexican nude"?


#9

jwhouk

jwhouk

Child, you're young. It's "Definitive Answer".


#10



Chery

Dave said:
Hey, all, if you are old enough to remember the old game show Match Game, I need some questions made. Or a place that has a lot of them.

Here's a video of one of the shows to give you an idea, followed by some examples I already have. Any help is appreciated. Thanks!



  1. A bald man complained, “My wife thinks my head is an egg! Last night she tried to _____crack it____ it.”
  2. The Empire State Building has an express elevator at the very top. You get down really quickly because this elevator has no ___ropes______.
  3. School of ____rock_____.
  4. The surgeon said, “The man I’m operating on must be a magician. When I reached in to pull out his appendix, I got a __deck of cards_________ instead!”
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Crack it


#11



tonja

Dave said:
Hey, all, if you are old enough to remember the old game show Match Game, I need some questions made. Or a place that has a lot of them.

Here's a video of one of the shows to give you an idea, followed by some examples I already have. Any help is appreciated. Thanks!



  1. A bald man complained, “My wife thinks my head is an egg! Last night she tried to crackit.”
  2. The Empire State Building has an express elevator at the very top. You get down really quickly because this elevator has no ___cord______.
  3. School of ___rock______.
  4. The surgeon said, “The man I’m operating on must be a magician. When I reached in to pull out his appendix, I got a ____rabbit_______ instead!”
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#12

jwhouk

jwhouk

Dumb bots are SO dumb... (how dumb are they?)

They go around to Internet forums and try to play ______.


#13

Celt Z

Celt Z

What an odd thread to not only bot, but bring out of retirement. Maybe they're bots looking for the 70's and easily-duped baby boomers.


#14



Kelli

Buzzer.com YouTube has most of the old episodes to get all of them crazy questions


#15

jwhouk

jwhouk

...What is it about this thread that draws bots in, anyways?


#16

PatrThom

PatrThom

jwhouk said:
...What is it about this thread that draws bots in, anyways?
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"Match"

--Patrick


#17



Michael

Dave said:
Hey, all, if you are old enough to remember the old game show Match Game, I need some questions made. Or a place that has a lot of them.

Here's a video of one of the shows to give you an idea, followed by some examples I already have. Any help is appreciated. Thanks!



  1. A bald man complained, “My wife thinks my head is an egg! Last night she tried to _____fry____ it.”
  2. The Empire State Building has an express elevator at the very top. You get down really quickly because this elevator has no ___pulley______.
  3. School of __rock_______.
  4. The surgeon said, “The man I’m operating on must be a magician. When I reached in to pull out his appendix, I got a ____rabbit_______ instead!”
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#18

Denbrought

Denbrought



#19

Celt Z

Celt Z

I mean, this is the time of year he shows up, isn't it?



#20

PatrThom

PatrThom

Dang it, @Denbrought I was going to do that same thing.

--Patrick


#21

Dave

Dave

What is it about this thread?!?


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