[Question] How old is Dave?

Happy belated Birthday, Dave! Would've been on time if this had been a birthday thread and not some "intrude into the depths of forbidden knowledge about the ancients" thread.
 
Happy Belated Birthday Dave. Unlike @Bubble181 above, I have no excuse. I just forgot.

I hope it was great and not too much ribbing from family/friends!
 
Oh! I thought this was a "make fun of Dave" threads, and I wasn't going to partake in such puerile shenanigans.


Happy Birthday Dave! I don't think that you are old. Compared to the age of the universe, you're middle-aged.
 
I'm starting to think she leaves for a while just so that she can get this reaction from everyone. Or at least, I'm afraid y'all will encourage her this behavior.
 
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