Fuck You, Friday

[Hailey Knight]

You're all yesterday, you loserday. Today is Saturday. It's the new Friday, you mangy curr that was Friday. You fucking has-been. You Shatner of a weekday. Go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

Fucking Fridays, man. We should just herd them all onto a boat, sail it to where Cthulhu sleeps, and dump them into his dreams.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

suck my dick saturday

 

[Gusto]

 

[Hailey Knight]

Take that, American Idol!

 

[Thread Necromancer]

smurf You, Friday

Fuck the shark.

Fuck Saturday.
Fuck Friday.
Fuck this thread.
Fuck you.
Fuck me.
Fuck.... where'd I put my drink?

 

[Heavan]

smurf You, Friday

Fuck the shark.

Fuck Saturday.
Fuck Friday.
Fuck this thread.
Fuck you.
Fuck me.
Fuck.... where'd I put my drink?

Whoa whoa whoa, I thought this was a anti-day of the week thread, not a 'list the things I've had sex with' thread.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

smurf You, Friday

smurf the shark.

smurf Saturday.
smurf Friday.
smurf this thread.
smurf you.
smurf me.
smurf.... where'd I put my drink?

Whoa whoa whoa, I thought this was a anti-day of the week thread, not a 'list the things I've had sex with' thread.

Fuck. I need to make a longer list.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

fuck making fuck lists

 

smurf You, Friday

Fuck the word fuck!

 

[Thread Necromancer]

smurf You, Friday

Just plain Fuck!

... actually, my head really fucking hurts. I drank way to fucking much.

Fuck.

 

[JCM]

smurf You, Friday

smurf the shark.

smurf Saturday.
smurf Friday.
smurf this thread.
smurf you.
smurf me.
smurf.... where'd I put my drink?

Smurf smurfette?

 

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday, too.
Thursday I don't care about you.
It's Friday - I'm in love!

 

[Jake]

 

[Calleja]

I say we change it to Frack You Friday.



Why is everyone trying to give me a wedgie? I CAN FEEL THE INTENT THROUGH MY MONITOR!

 

[checkeredhat]

smurf You, Friday

smurf the shark.

smurf Saturday.
smurf Friday.
smurf this thread.
smurf you.
smurf me.
smurf.... where'd I put my drink?

Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck those two idiot cops right there. Fuck suit dummies; as a matter of fact fuck legal aid. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything!

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[Batdan]

DRINK! FECK! GIRLS!!!