[Funny] Flatulent opera singer out of work.

[Dave]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...r-unable-to-sing-without-farting-9080793.html

She had a baby and had some physical issues that didn't heal right and now she has uncontrollable gas. When she sings...she farts. So nobody will hire her.

I would pay to see her, but she has to be called Wakkarotti.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Can't be any worse than this.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Thinking of my own birth experience and the tear I had (I had a perineal urethral tear instead of the usual one going toward the rectum), I feel bad for her.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Reminds me of an old joke... "Even Frank Sinatra clears his throat."