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Dear Canadian forumites... what the hell?

#1

Gared

Gared

Little bit of back story, I ship dead account holders' account data to their next of kin or their NoK's lawyers, or whomever can actually pass the requirements that our legal department set up. One of those requirements is that we have to receive a government issued, official, stamped copy (in photocopy, electronically scanned, or faxed form) death certificate. We cannot accept anything other than a government issued document. We cannot accept an obituary, a statement from a funeral home, a signed letter pledging that the account holder really really is dead - I promise, or anything other than an official, government issued death certificate.

And yet, every single request I get from Ontario has something other than a government issued death cert. B.C., Alberta, Quebec - hell, even Northwest Territories - I ask for a death cert, I get a death cert. Ontario? It's like they've never heard of such a thing. It got to the point that when we were re-writing the document that lists the requirements for people, we specifically pointed out which documents we cannot accept, and to this day every request that comes in from Ontario has one of the non-accepted docs instead of a death cert. Hell, I got a request today where someone underlined the word cannot (which, when emailed to someone, gets bolded and put in red typeface), and then included one of the documents on the "cannot accept" list instead of the death cert.

Does Ontario not issue death certs or something?


#2

Jay

Jay

When even Quebec gets it right, you know it's a problem.


#3

Gared

Gared

When even Quebec gets it right, you know it's a problem.
Exactly. I would have thought that if any province was going to give me problems, it would be Quebec, but nope - they're fine and dandy, unless they attempt to use me as a way to practice their English, then I occasionally have to ask them to repeat the question in their native tongue.


#4

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Ontario, Quebec, Alberta, BC, the Territories all might as well be separate countries when it comes to that sort of nonsense.


#5

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Does Ontario not issue death certs or something?
They do issue them but it is generally not necessary. The death has already been recorded in the death registry so any Ontario agency just references the computer file.

All of this frustrates people like Gared, but it's all worth it to see what happens when the death is recorded incorrectly.

"Sorry Ma'am according to the computer you died 4 months ago. My sincerest condolences on the loss of your life."


#6

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I don't know. I've never died.

I do seem to remember that when my grandpa died, my dad had to print out a news paper obituary for some legal reason. Don't know if that was to get the death certificate or in lieu of one, or what.


#7

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Are you sure? Your location lists you in Mississauga...


#8

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Mississauga's a step up from Oakville (where I had to live for 6years of college), anyway. I'm moving to the east end of Toronto at the end of the month, temporarily while I am on this short term contract, and then probably back to the west end of Toronto in a few months.


#9

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

You mean there's people in Ontario again? Last I checked they were all in Morgantown, taking ur hotel rooms.


#10

Emrys

Emrys

No one dies in Ontario.
True fact.


#11

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

No one dies in Ontario.
True fact.
Because no one truly lives.


#12

Emrys

Emrys

Because no one truly lives.
Ooooooh, burn!


#13

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

No one dies in Ontario.
True fact.


#14

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Ooooooh, burn!
Meh. I'll throw you this bone. *pats head*

Poor, poor Saskatchewan...


#15

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Pssst Saskatchewan has money now...


#16

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Ooooooh, burn!
I have to confess something, though... I know absolutely nothing about Canada.

You guys have a king, right?


#17

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Pssst Saskatchewan has money now...
They should use that money to get out of Saskatchewan. :p


#18

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I have to confess something, though... I know absolutely nothing about Canada.

You guys have a king, right?

Gretzky!


#19

Emrys

Emrys

I have to confess something, though... I know absolutely nothing about Canada.

You guys have a king, right?
We have me! Emrys, Queen of the Doomweasels! Bow down before my ferrety goodness.


#20

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Ferrets are totally Shego!


#21

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I was gonna say Rick Mercer.


#22

Gusto

Gusto

<Token post.>


#23

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

It's aboot to get all Canuckified in here.


#24

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

:fu: : "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"


:cool: : " It's maple syrup season."

:csi:


#25

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe



#26

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I see your MC FRontalot and raise you Classified:


#27

HCGLNS

HCGLNS



#28

Terrik

Terrik

:fu: : "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"


:cool: : " It's maple syrup season."

:csi:
I hear the maple syrup is secreted from special glands found in all Canadians.


#29

Emrys

Emrys

I hear the maple syrup is secreted from special glands found in all Canadians.
You're right. Being from America, I had to get mine specially installed.


#30

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

It's maple injected awesomeness!


#31

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

On cold days, it secretes Swiss Chalet sauce.


#32

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

On cold days, it secretes Swiss Chalet sauce.
OMG I have approximately 3 times in the past decided to put together a really good home-cooked meal like the good old days and accidentally recreated a 1/4 chicken Swiss Chalet dinner.


#33

Frank

Frankie Williamson

I had that same opportunity HCGLNS, but I just ended up ordering Swiss Chalet.


#34

Dirona

Dirona

There's no Swiss Chalet where we live right now. This is, perhaps, the only downside of leaving Calgary and moving here.


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