[Question] DAVE! I What did you eat!?!

CrimsonSoul · Jan 28, 2013

So apparently flames are shooting out of manhole covers in Omaha so Dave Wtf did you eat man?
Http://m.now.msn.com/omaha-sewer-fire-causes-flames-to-erupt-through-street

strawman · Jan 28, 2013

Real Mexican food.

ThatNickGuy · Jan 28, 2013

But...Calleja left.

Oh god, Dave ate Calleja.

strawman · Jan 28, 2013

This seemingly unassuming forum has a cost, and that cost is one live forum member sacrificed to Dave once per year, in the spring.

Last year it was mathias. The previous year it was zenmonkey. This year it was Cayamajama. Next year it could be you.

Are you prepared?

Chad Sexington · Jan 28, 2013

stienman said:
This seemingly unassuming forum has a cost, and that cost is one live forum member sacrificed to Dave once per year, in the spring.

Last year it was mathias. The previous year it was zenmonkey. This year it was Cayamajama. Next year it could be you.

Are you prepared?

Is it a glamorous honour like the Aztec thing? Or is it more like holyfucknooooooosavemeeeeeeeeee?

drifter · Jan 28, 2013

SpecialKO · Jan 28, 2013

I assumed it was like being tossed to the Sarlaac.

bhamv3 · Jan 29, 2013

SpecialKO said:
I assumed it was like being tossed to the Sarlaac.

Giving off a Wilheim Scream and then being digested over a thousand years?

DarkAudit · Jan 29, 2013

stienman said:
This seemingly unassuming forum has a cost, and that cost is one live forum member sacrificed to Dave once per year, in the spring.

Last year it was mathias. The previous year it was zenmonkey. This year it was Cayamajama. Next year it could be you.

Are you prepared?

SpecialKO · Jan 29, 2013

bhamv3 said:
Giving off a Wilheim Scream and then being digested over a thousand years?

strawman · Jan 29, 2013

stienman said:
Text To: Sarlac
When can I tap that?

Text To: Boba Fett
Given the location of my reproductive organs, about a thousand years. Bring protection. From digestive enzymes.

Text To: Sarlac
...I'll get back to you.

Text To: Sarlac, Boba Fett
Hoping all your dreams come true! Love, Han.
Audio Attachment: Matchmaker

SpecialKO · Jan 29, 2013

Dave · Feb 2, 2013

How did I miss this thread? I was tagged and everything!

It was interesting, wasn't it? That was a fun day. Not only was there multiple water main breaks in town, but super dense fog and underground explosions that took power out of all of downtown. I kept expecting John McClain to show up at some point.

CrimsonSoul · Feb 3, 2013

Dave said:
How did I miss this thread? I was tagged and everything!

It was interesting, wasn't it? That was a fun day. Not only was there multiple water main breaks in town, but super dense fog and underground explosions that took power out of all of downtown. I kept expecting John McClain to show up at some point.

You missed it because you don't have a laptop in your bathroom I suppose?

CynicismKills · Feb 3, 2013

Chad Sexington said:
Is it a glamorous honour like the Aztec thing? Or is it more like holyfucknooooooosavemeeeeeeeeee?