[Thread Game] Corrupt a wish foundation
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Granted, but you age backwards every time you use it. And you go back in time to see yourself being born. You dead, you dead.
I wish I had a tail!
Granted. However, you neglected to wish for a mint-condition 161 Chrysler Imperial with oil in it and utterly destroy the engine during a sunday drive.
I wish for the power to make people fall on command.
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Granted. However, people figure out you can do that, triggering an avalanche of frivolous slip and fall lawsuits.
I wish Capcom would start making real Mega Man games again,
Granted! People soon figure out it's you doing it, and start suing you. And then people you didn't command to fall down start suing you too, just to get a piece of the pie. All of the court sessions are conducted with everyone lying down, so you can't intimidate the judge, jury, or witnesses.
I wish all foods were simultaneously delicious, healthy, and cheap, instead of the either-or situation we now often find ourselves in.[DOUBLEPOST=1352870064][/DOUBLEPOST]Dammit ninja'd!
Granted! They sell terribly though, falling behind Call of Duty: Black Ops: Secret Warfare: DLC packs 1 through 9 on the retail charts.
Granted but only because you find yourself in a dystopia where government that insists you believe this or they murder you in the night.
I wish they made scratch and sniff books for adults
Granted, but they only make yeast infection smells.
I wish I had the Matrix of leadership.
Granted! It is forcibly plunged into your chest. Since you are not a Transformer, you do not survive the process.
I wish that, when I need to pay for something, no matter what it is, all I'll have to do is put my hand in my pocket and find the exact amount of money to pay for it, in a reasonable method of presentation. So, if I wanted to pay for a 50 cent drink, I'd find two quarters. If I wanted to pay for a new video game, I'd find six ten dollar bills. If I wanted to pay for a new car, I'd find a valid check for the exact price of the car.
Granted, however all the money comes from the bank. From other peoples accounts. YOU GOIN' DA JAIL!
I wish I had wintry fresh breath.
Granted. You arrive on Mercury, where you burn up on the planet's surface.
I wish I could receive a kiss from Ellen Page.
I wish I could receive a kiss from Ellen Page.
GRANTED! But only in the dream world and its debatable any of that actually happened. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH A doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo- BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I wish for warmer clothes.
You now have a syndrome that causes you to sense heat when anything is touching your skin. Excrutiatingly hot sensations occur with any clothing or touch, even the lightest breeze sets your skin ablaze.
I wish I had some blueberries for my cereal this morning.
Granted, now you have NEW debts that are twice what your old debts were!
I wish that PS-Vita Digimon game gets dubbed and comes to America.
Granted! Uwe Boll is directing this one too.
I wish the Shoutbox could come back.
Granted! And it shouts rude comments about you out loud whenever you log on.
I wish I owned a house here in Hawaii.
I wish I owned a house here in Hawaii.
Zappit
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Granted, and it's right on the edge of a volcano!
I wish MLB would force Loria out.
Now he is absolutely fabulous!!! and still has a job.
I wish the Cowboys would win more games.
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GRANTED! The University of Wyoming wins the NCAA Basketball Tournament!
I wish for the Nile.
Zappit
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A tragic series of plane crashes plagues the NFL, wiping out teams that can actually compete. The Cowboys win, but nobody cares, the loss of so many weighing down on the hearts of America.
I wish - that - I knew what I know now - when I was younger!
Granted, but Robin Williams kicks your ass for not wishing for his freedom.
Granted, but you still won't get back into Rushmore academy.
I wish for mind control powers.
Granted. However you got it all at once and it landed on your head and bludgeoned you to death. DEATH BY TEA!
I wish for a visor.
Granted, you are given a working copy of Jordie LaForge's visor, but you are blinded by it, and you will never appreciate another sunrise again.
I wish for a Rolex.
Granted! Its a crappy knock-off Roles. Didn't ask for a real Rolex now didja?
I wish they'd make a TV sequel to Beast Machines.
Zappit
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Granted. But if Hasbro does sell out to Disney, the bots are based on Disney animals. Bambicons, anyone?
I wish Games Workshop would lower their prices to a reasonable level.
You receive a wonderful book called "Minds" which you may read at your leisure.
I wish I could eat whatever I want without gaining weight.
Zappit
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The Irritable Bowel Syndrome, combined with a more sensitive gag reflex, see to it that you're sickly, malnourished, yet only a size 2!
I wish I wasn't colorblind.
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