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Jan 11, 2013#1

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I'm usually an open book, so go for it.

I might not answer. I might not even say anything.

But, just maybe.. Maybe I'll respond to your question with a crudely drawn rhino having his way with a mailbox or something..

The choice is yours.

Also, I made this.

Jan 11, 2013#2

Calleja

What's the best music to have sex to?

Jan 11, 2013#3

phil

What are you running from?

Jan 11, 2013#4

Terrik

Do you hear me calling your name when the wind blows?

Bumble....

Jan 11, 2013#5

strawman

Do you ever worry that your belly button may rise up in rebellion against you someday?

Jan 11, 2013#6

Bubble181

What would be the question to ask, most likely to result in you drawing me some sort of cool/awesome/funny/adorable/... owl doodle?

Jan 11, 2013#7

Allen who is Quiet

What is Batman's guilty pleasure?

Jan 11, 2013#8

T

The_Khan

Why havn't you replied to anything? Do you have a life or something?

Jan 11, 2013#9

Zappit

Do you know where the remote is?

Jan 11, 2013#10

Chad Sexington

How do I get motivated to do my job on Friday when I'd rather be trying to impress a pretty girl?

Jan 11, 2013#11

Gusto

Chad Sexington said:
How do I get motivated to do my job on Friday when I'd rather be trying to impress a pretty girl?

Are you gonna get fired if you don't focus absolutely today?

Jan 11, 2013#12

Chad Sexington

Gusto said:
Are you gonna get fired if you don't focus absolutely today?

Ha, no.

Jan 11, 2013#13

strawman

Ar pretty girls unimpressed with the gainfully employed?

Jan 11, 2013#14

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Calleja said:
What's the best music to have sex to?

Anything with a saxophone.

phil said:
What are you running from?

The pain that I have inside...

Terrik said:
Do you hear me calling your name when the wind blows?

Bumble....

I thought I just had water in my ear...

stienman said:
Do you ever worry that your belly button may rise up in rebellion against you someday?

My belly button knows it's place. Also, were it to rebel against me, no one would give my stomach the amount of food I do.

Bubble181 said:
What would be the question to ask, most likely to result in you drawing me some sort of cool/awesome/funny/adorable/... owl doodle?

I dunno. Something... owl related? I guess? Really I just think my tablet would have to be on..

Allen who is Quiet said:
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?

Probably Robin, seeing as how he makes him wear a skimpier suit than Batgirl.

The_Khan said:
Why havn't you replied to anything? Do you have a life or something?

I was sleepies :3 How dare you imply I have a life.

Zappit said:
Do you know where the remote is?

Mine is where I always keep it. The pile of clothes that resides at the foot of my bed. Are they clean? Are they dirty? It's something that the smell test can decide.

Chad Sexington said:
How do I get motivated to do my job on Friday when I'd rather be trying to impress a pretty girl?

Wear a bowtie and bring that bitch a carnation. After that, take your leave to your office, and play Frogger all day.

Gusto said:
Are you gonna get fired if you don't focus absolutely today?

HEY. Don't you go asking other people stuff in my thread!

stienman said:
Ar pretty girls unimpressed with the gainfully employed?

Ugly girls sure are.

Jan 11, 2013#15

Calleja

Do you remember these?

[DOUBLEPOST=1357925948][/DOUBLEPOST](these are seriously images I will keep with me for fucking ever)

Jan 11, 2013#16

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Awesome. I don't know if I ever posted the sketch I made in class of Mex and the Baby.. I need to find that

Jan 11, 2013#17

Gusto

I got me a couple Bumble originals somewheres...

Jan 11, 2013#18

BananaHands

Are we brahs, bumble? Can I call you Bromble?

Jan 11, 2013#19

Bumble the Boy Wonder

BananaHands said:
Are we brahs, bumble? Can I call you Bromble?

I wouldn't want it any other way..

Jan 11, 2013#20

BananaHands

You can bring the cast of any television show into existence. Go.

Jan 11, 2013#21

phil

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
The pain that I have inside...
View attachment 9667

What am I running from?

Jan 11, 2013#22

Chad Sexington

Did you get my second letter?

Jan 11, 2013#23

phil

Oh yeah! New question: why do you suck at writing us back?

Jan 11, 2013#24

Calleja

Your drawings start coming to life. How do they react to you?

Jan 11, 2013#25

Bumble the Boy Wonder

BananaHands said:
You can bring the cast of any television show into existence. Go.

Oh dear... Ummm.. Do I know them? Is it like, I bring them to life and get to pal around with them? Or do they just exist somewhere in the world..?

If I get to hang, it'd be

If they just exist out in the world, it would be

phil said:
What am I running from?

I would guess some kind of ravenous Phil-eating monster?

Chad Sexington said:
Did you get my second letter?

I did. I have yet to write back because I am a terrible person. It was beautiful though

phil said:
Oh yeah! New question: why do you suck at writing us back?

Now wait a second, I'm waiting on your letter, Phillip! You never got mine? I really hope you did... there was a dollar in there..

Calleja said:
Your drawings start coming to life. How do they react to you?

Wait, that happened once.. I need to find the thing I made to show you.. I had glorious flowing locks in it. Just a minute.. (And this is completely serious right now.)

Jan 11, 2013#26

phil

I don't....think so?

You gave me that paper clip, and I think I wrote back to that one. Then I sent Chad the one with the wax seal. I don't think I've gotten anything since then.

Jan 11, 2013#27

BananaHands

If you could force any two forumites to have a child, which would it be?

Jan 11, 2013#28

Bumble the Boy Wonder

phil said:
I don't....think so?

You gave me that paper clip, and I think I wrote back to that one. Then I sent Chad the one with the wax seal. I don't think I've gotten anything since then.

DAMNIT. Now I'm reluctant to send another dollar.. You best not be trying to con me out of my dollars

BananaHands said:
If you could force any two forumites to have a child, which would it be?

Jay and Silent Bob

Jan 11, 2013#29

phil

Yeah bro, don't send them dolla bills through the post. I sent 5 bucks to Brian Clevenger once and it never got there.

He was cool about it though and still sent me my donation wallpaper after I asked him about it though.

Jan 11, 2013#30

Zappit

If you could have two left hands or two right hands, which would you choose?

Jan 11, 2013#31

BananaHands

When you wake up next morning, you will have amnesia. You can only take one memory from your entire life with you. What is it?

Jan 11, 2013#32

phil

BananaHands said:
When you wake up next morning, you will have amnesia. You can only take one memory from your entire life with you. What is it?

Does what boobs feel like count? Or is that more like knowledge?

Jan 11, 2013#33

fade

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
The pain that I have inside...
View attachment 9667

Is the pain inside amplified by the fact that you can't get by with your nine to five, and man these goddamned food stamps don't buy diapers?

Second question, is this a movie? Are you Mekhi Pfifer?

Jan 11, 2013#34

Calleja

When will you show me that thing you said you would show me, Bumble? When?

Now?

HOW ABOUT NOW?

Jan 11, 2013#35

phil

Calleja said:
When will you show me that thing you said you would show me, Bumble? When?

Now?

HOW ABOUT NOW?

Is it...is it his penis?

'cause you'd be the first person who'd be excited to see it! :awesome:

Jan 11, 2013#36

Calleja

Jan 11, 2013#37

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Calleja - Spoilered because it's gigantic. Is it my penis? You'll just have to click to find out...

..It's not.

[DOUBLEPOST=1357961364][/DOUBLEPOST]

Zappit said:
If you could have two left hands or two right hands, which would you choose?

I guess two right hands? I'm right handed so I only see it as being doubly efficient. I'd only go left hands as a way to force myself to be ambidextrous, but seeing as how my hands would be the same, the point is kinda lost..

BananaHands said:
When you wake up next morning, you will have amnesia. You can only take one memory from your entire life with you. What is it?

Would like, remembering how to draw count? I'd want that for sure. As far as a real memory goes, probably my first date with my current gf at the coffee shop. (Almost four years ago!)

fade said:
Is the pain inside amplified by the fact that you can't get by with your nine to five, and man these goddamned food stamps don't buy diapers?

Second question, is this a movie? Are you Mekhi Pfifer?

Yes. I'm an amazing actor.

Jan 11, 2013#38

HCGLNS

Why did Joey die? Why? Why?! WHY!!!!

Jan 11, 2013#39

Calleja

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Calleja - Spoilered because it's gigantic. Is it my penis? You'll just have to click to find out...

..It's not.
View attachment 9690
View attachment 9691

I REMEMBER THIS!!! I want a gayray so I can turn me gay and then turn you gay and then we can gay marry and gay adopt and have a gay ol' time![DOUBLEPOST=1357965101][/DOUBLEPOST]

HCGLNS said:
Why did Joey die? Why? Why?! WHY!!!!

[DOUBLEPOST=1357965689][/DOUBLEPOST]I'm REALLY upset about the image I replied with to HCGLNS stopped working. It was Joey from friends having a hilarious reaction to being dead. And now you'll all miss it. Oh well. IT WAS HEELAYREEOUS

Jan 12, 2013#40

Cajungal

If were to devote your life to a cause, what would it be?

Jan 12, 2013#41

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Can laughter be a cause?

If there was a way that the basic necessities in life could be taken care of, and all I had to do was make people laugh, whether by drawing, acting a fool, making movies, stand-up, whatever.. I would love to make people happy, even if it didn't make me wealthy or anything.

Jan 12, 2013#42

Cajungal

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Can laughter be a cause?

If there was a way that the basic necessities in life could be taken care of, and all I had to do was make people laugh, whether by drawing, acting a fool, making movies, stand-up, whatever.. I would love to make people happy, even if it didn't make me wealthy or anything.

That's a good cause if ever I heard one. The world needs more laughter, and your drawings always make me smile. That video you posted a while back did too.[DOUBLEPOST=1358051767][/DOUBLEPOST]

Cajungal said:
That's a good cause if ever I heard one. The world needs more laughter, and your drawings always make me smile. That video you posted a while back did too.

ALSO, I showed Jake that comic you drew where the guy hands a girl a letter that says "you're a bitch" and then bounds away. He LOST IT. He still looks at it sometimes, too.

Jan 12, 2013#43

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Sometimes I feel like a loser for laughing at my comics as much as I do. I'm glad someone else laughs with me

Jan 12, 2013#44

Allen who is Quiet

Why did you make an ama for me, you douche?

Jan 12, 2013#45

Cajungal

If you had to live one day as a woman, what would you do on that day?

Jan 12, 2013#46

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Allen who is Quiet said:
Why did you make an ama for me, you douche?

Who is this? How did you get this number?

Cajungal said:
If you had to live one day as a woman, what would you do on that day?

Buy a super frilly dress and go dancing so I can do that twirl thing you girls do with your dresses. It looks like y'all have a blast doing that.

Jan 12, 2013#47

Gusto

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Buy a super frilly dress and go dancing so I can do that twirl thing you girls do with your dresses. It looks like y'all have a blast doing that.

You can do this now!

Jan 12, 2013#48

Cajungal

Gusto said:
You can do this now!

YES! Dress up like Granny Bumble again, Bumble the Boy Wonder ! It will bring us much laughter.... isn't that your cause?!

Jan 12, 2013#49

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Oh, youuuuuu!

Jan 12, 2013#50

Gusto

Sorry dawg.

Jan 12, 2013#51

strawman

Has this thread caused any crying, weeping, sobbing, or drawing as of yet?

Jan 12, 2013#52

Allen who is Quiet

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Who is this? How did you get this number?

>:I[DOUBLEPOST=1358056787][/DOUBLEPOST]On the bright side, my AMA is probably dead

Jan 13, 2013#53

phil

Bumbs McKinzey.

My question. To you. Is thus:

Truth? Or dare?

Jan 13, 2013#54

Terrik

Do you feel you are too popular? Should we ignore you more?

Jan 13, 2013#55

Bumble the Boy Wonder

stienman said:
Has this thread caused any crying, weeping, sobbing, or drawing as of yet?

Actually, no it has not. Obviously I'm not very good at naming threads.

phil said:
Bumbs McKinzey.

My question. To you. Is thus:

Truth? Or dare?

Durr, son

Terrik said:
Do you feel you are too popular? Should we ignore you more?

I actually don't think I'm that popular at all, I just lured you all in here with false hopes of drawings to be had.

Jan 13, 2013#56

phil

Bumba-ho-tepp. I dare you. DARE you. To truly start living.

Loljk

Make a video of your best looks like he *puts on shades* some kinda pun line.

Possibly collab with thatnickguy for maximum pun.

Jan 13, 2013#57

Bumble the Boy Wonder

phil said:
Bumba-ho-tepp. I dare you. DARE you. To truly start living.

Loljk

Make a video of your best looks like he *puts on shades* some kinda pun line.

Possibly collab with thatnickguy for maximum pun.

It's only the afternoon, why are you drunk

Jan 13, 2013#58

phil

Don't dare dodge.

Jan 13, 2013#59

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I don't know if I can get a video up somehow, but I'll try to figure it out I guess

Jan 13, 2013#60

phil

Haven't you done videos in the past?

Jan 13, 2013#61

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Yeah, that was when I had a laptop. It's since died. I'll try to figure something out

Jan 13, 2013#62

phil

A shoot. Well if you want I can come up with something different.

Jan 13, 2013#63

strawman

On a scale of one to Canadian, how American are you?

Jan 14, 2013#64

Allen who is Quiet

Jan 14, 2013#65

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Gusto <3

Jan 15, 2013#66

WasabiPoptart

Who is your favorite villain in any medium?

Jan 15, 2013#67

Bumble the Boy Wonder

WasabiPoptart said:
Who is your favorite villain in any medium?

Iago from Othello. I just think he's one of the most devious villains of all time, and talk about elaborate schemes, he was doing it centuries before Joker even existed! I just remember reading Othello in high school, and most people kind of shrug off Shakespeare, and I did too, for the most part (Romeo + Juliet, Hamlet.. meh?) but I had to memorize an excerpt from one of his plays. Iago had so many great monologues and soliloquies, and I loved the way he was constantly plotting against Othello, every chance he got.

Jan 15, 2013#68

Anonymous

Dear Bumble,
Why does everyone want you murdered horribly?

Sincerely,
Cautious in California

Jan 15, 2013#69

Anonymous

Good question, mystery man. We should ask that question in everyone else's AMA thread apparently.

Jan 15, 2013#70

Bumble the Boy Wonder

....My thoughts exactly, mystery man #2. My thoughts exactly.

Jan 15, 2013#71

North_Ranger

What's your zombie plan?

Jan 15, 2013#72

Bumble the Boy Wonder

My friends have always had a plan to meet at the local hardware store, barricade it up, and figure out what to do from there. It's a mom and pop store, and theres loads of hunting/camping supplies there, so we would need to get there early before the looters destroy it. Otherwise, I'll just have someone duct taps some boxing gloves on me, and wrap my mouth/jaw with tape and have a sign around my neck that says "IF I'M A ZOMBIE, KEEP ME AS A PET. I'M SAFE."

Jan 16, 2013#73

Allen who is Quiet

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Jan 16, 2013#74

Gusto

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
....My thoughts exactly, mystery man #2. My thoughts exactly.

For shame Bumble.

Jan 16, 2013#75

Azurephoenix

What is your favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger film?

Jan 16, 2013#76

Piotyr

Can you draw your favorite internet meme?

Jan 16, 2013#77

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Azurephoenix said:
What is your favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger film?

Umm.. that's a toughie.

I have three choices that I'm debating : 1) Jingle All the Way 2) True Lies 3) Last Action Hero

I think I'm going to have to go with True Lies, only because I can hop in on that movie at any moment, and watch the rest of it the way through. And I do exactly that, every time I see it on.

Jan 16, 2013#78

Chippy

Favorite all time SNL sketch?

ALSO DRAW ME

Jan 17, 2013#79

phil

Chippy said:
Favorite all time SNL sketch?

ALSO DRAW ME

Oh man, the one where Patrick Stewart runs an erotic cake shop.

Jan 17, 2013#80

strawman

phil said:
Oh man, the one where Patrick Stewart runs an erotic cake shop.

This answer is useless without video.

Jan 17, 2013#81

phil

stienman said:
This answer is useless without video.

Jan 19, 2013#82

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Chippy said:
Favorite all time SNL sketch?

ALSO DRAW ME

Hmmm, that's a good one.

I never get tired of watching Matt Foley, and it's certainly kept me from living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4183

Recently, my favorite had to be this skit with Melissa McCarthy:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/284925

Sorry for the hulu's, but y'know... NBC..

Jan 19, 2013#83

Allen who is Quiet

Dude, not a question but I keep forgetting to link you to http://gravity-falls-gifs.tumblr.com/

Jan 20, 2013#84

Bumble the Boy Wonder

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jan 20, 2013#85

Zappit

You've mentioned that you and I might be extra-dimensional doppelgängers. If we were to team up, would that count as a solo project?

Also, would you want to test that theory?

Jan 20, 2013#86

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I think it would be akin to doing a ghost race against your mirror image in Mario Kart or something..

And yeah, I'd be interested in something like that, the only problem I would have would be committing to something, and then not being able to deliver due to school, work, life, etc.

Jan 20, 2013#87

strawman

Do you eventually think you'll want and/or have a family of your own, and if so how many bumble bambinos can we expect?

Jan 20, 2013#88

Bumble the Boy Wonder

stienman said:
Do you eventually think you'll want and/or have a family of your own, and if so how many bumble bambinos can we expect?

I definitely will have a family of my own (y'know, as long as we're able to I guess)

I've always wanted kids of my own, and I think that I would like a nice little pack going. at least 3 I suppose.

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