The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

I can't find my favourite German beer anymore, but suddenly the same brewery seems to have like 4 other beers available here and they are delcions.

I am watchign Spaced.
 
You would have riots in the streets in germany.Beer is our religion and everyone is going to church. We do prohibit carrying beer/alcohol in glass bottles on our party strip though.For safety reasons.
 
It depends on the town. But generally in the Southern United States you can only drink in your house or in a bar. A brother of a friend was beat by a couple of cops for drinking beer in his apartment's parking lot.
 
its true up here to, its called "open bottle" law, oddly being drunk in public is not a crime as long as you are not creating a disturbance.
 
Half a bottle of whine and some Jameson... This is happening.

DRINKING ALONE! TEAMMATES: ASSEMBLE!

I'm here!

...

Oh, right. That's how this works. I'll get another.


Drink, I mean.
 
Sapporo, a bottle of sake, and one big bottle of barley wine (only the barley wine remains unopened). Add Guild Wars 2 and some sweet as hell music (The Megas and The Protomen) and you've got a pretty fucking amazing evening.
 
Pork 'n' Beans 'n' cheese!

Aw, who am I kidding, I'm sober. But I'm up waaaay too late. Does that count?

--Patrick
 
So we made wassail this year for the first time... like, a gallon+ of it. For 3 people. Plus wine with dinner and ice cider-wine with dessert. And nog. I like wassail. And it;s fun to say. Wassail.

I better not get called into work.
 
I"M BAD JUJU! I USE VOODOO IF I CHOOSE TOO! HARNESS-THE POWERS OF EVIL TO ABUSE YOU!

When I'm wasted I make Mighty Boosh references. Oh Noel Fielding, you so silly!
 
I drank a silly amount of alcohol tonight. Told some super embarrassing stories to friends. We had a bonding moment reflecting on what pieces of shit we all are.

Happy New Years folks.

Remember what a piece of shit you are. It's sometimes pretty liberating.
 
I've got a migraine and had to take some pretty heavy-duty pain killers to the point where I'm all loopy and I love everyone and want to give everyone here big snuggly-hugglies.

So, happy Saturday, Halforums! I love you all! Yes, even you!
 
I've got a migraine and had to take some pretty heavy-duty pain killers to the point where I'm all loopy and I love everyone and want to give everyone here big snuggly-hugglies.

So, happy Saturday, Halforums! I love you all! Yes, even you!
 
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