Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

You've certainly got my sympathy. I'm on a lifelong crusade against the Hollywood "southern" accent, which sounds like no southerner I've ever met. I can immediately pick out who actually has a real southern accent (like e.g. Holly Hunter) or who actually bothered to study (e.g. Kyra Sedgewick). Ironically, British actors seem to be really good at American southern accents. Probably because they don't bother trying to mimic other actors.
The English do it well because all they have to do is slow down their speech to do Southern, and speed it up to do Texan.
 
Mandatory reversible sterilization until proven responsible and half-way intelligent would help the human race so much.

Also, half of those are "perfectly acceptable" sexual identities-don't-call-them-fetishes and the other half are people who should die according to Tumblr. Huzzah the 90s.
 
That's a tentacle mating headdress, right?
Yes. The idea is that by attaching tentacles to herself and extending them in an attractive manner, she's expressing her willingness and consent to any tentacle monsters in the vicinity, which means the tentacle monsters will lose interest in her.
 
Yes. The idea is that by attaching tentacles to herself and extending them in an attractive manner, she's expressing her willingness and consent to any tentacle monsters in the vicinity, which means the tentacle monsters will lose interest in her.
So there's no such thing as consentacles?
 
Yes. The idea is that by attaching tentacles to herself and extending them in an attractive manner, she's expressing her willingness and consent to any tentacle monsters in the vicinity, which means the tentacle monsters will lose interest in her.
Dangit, I had the perfect pic to follow this, but the website it's from has apparently gone defunct within the last week.

--Patrick
 
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