As the forum's self-proclaimed resident wiener expert, I just wanted to pop in and tell you guys that you should be ashamed of yourselves for putting ketchup on hot dogs.
Gotta watch the follow-up too!
EDIT: auto-embed is shitting the bed. Remove the space from the URL.
http://t hedailyshow.cc.com/videos/g4hb45/strife-of-pie---a-pizza-truce